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The Complete Ownage of a Woman

jims-empire.com — I'll try to sum up a funny story that happened a few years ago: I got a vasectomy.   I met a girl soon afterwards. She was nice and attractive but with a selfish streak that raised a big red flag. She was 32 at the time and I could practically HEAR her biological clock ticking. Regardless, she was a good lay, easy on the eyes, and reasonably g...

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  • maximusGeek, on 10/24/2007, -30/+886I once dated a girl that tried to get her self pregnant with my used condom! Needless to say, I'm not dating her anymore.
    • xsuite, on 10/12/2007, -607/+97This is ridiculous. The guy AND the girl are foolish. Sure the guy didnt have an obligation to the child but he was a total dick about it.
    • xsuite, on 10/12/2007, -32/+422But the chick deserved it for trying to get married like that, what a bitch.
    • euphemizeme, on 11/07/2007, -50/+2451I once almost went on a date with a girl.
    • revenge7, on 10/12/2007, -9/+533Mirror: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/274495936.html
    • Alfdog, on 10/12/2007, -16/+526Billy Jean is not my lover
      She's just a girl who claims that I am the one...
      But the kid is not my son.
    • gcnaddict, on 10/12/2007, -78/+27edit: revenge beat me to it
    • mikefitz2, on 10/12/2007, -161/+15MIRROR: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/274495936.html
    • revenge7, on 10/12/2007, -158/+64MIRROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/274495936.html

      If you say it louder, the mirror is better.
    • rm999, on 10/12/2007, -21/+641xsuite

      You realize why he was a dick, right? She cheated on him, and then tried to trick him into thinking some other guy's baby is his. If that isn't a one-way ticket to hell I don't know what is. Yeah, he pulled her chains for a while, but do you realize how painful it is to know your girlfriend is cheating on you?
    • Sithlrd, on 10/12/2007, -120/+40OMG, same thing happened to me... but it was my wife. Whore was spreading her legs for everyone in town. No telling WHAT was growing inside that belly.
    • BoomShockaLocka, on 10/12/2007, -56/+385What's a girl?
    • josegutz, on 10/12/2007, -45/+123I've went on dates with myself many times now...
    • texpundit, on 10/12/2007, -117/+27FTA -- "I also heard that the real father was some guy in a band she had met. I assumed that after 30, women stopped going after musicians, bikers, criminals, and thugs. Silly me for thinking the best of American women."

      I was fine up until there. God dammit! Not all musicians are shiftless sluts banging chick after chick after chick.

      Some of us grow out of that...kinda.

      >.>
    • sockpuppets, on 10/12/2007, -21/+313As great as this story is the guy stole it from craigslist to get blogspam traffic. It should be buried as such.
    • Schrade, on 10/12/2007, -70/+30The line that screams fake to me is when the woman says "You're full of *****. You're trapped and you know it."

      I don't think any woman would ever say something like that because really, no man is trapped in those situations. Just because a woman is pregnant doesn't mean you have to marry her.
    • mariusaz, on 10/12/2007, -42/+15One of the best things I have ever done. I've been through this scenario twice now.
    • masgrada, on 10/12/2007, -15/+144"I've went on dates with myself many times now..."
      and I never get turned down for sex after!
    • nixonrichard, on 10/12/2007, -6/+146It's sad when you are a woman whose entire future consists of a turkey baster and a used condom.
    • dggeek, on 10/12/2007, -2/+165"Just because a woman is pregnant doesn't mean you have to marry her."

      Of course not, but you are then legally obligated to pay child support (assuming it is yours).
    • birdwatcher3000, on 10/12/2007, -52/+8PAWNED!
    • Herkimer56, on 10/12/2007, -148/+21I can't begin to tell you how happy I am that this low-life, scumbag ***** is sterile. I hate the idea of this piece of ***** raising little replicas of himself.
    • Nitrodist, on 10/12/2007, -24/+7"One of the best things I have ever done. I've been through this scenario twice now.'"


      Care to elaborate?
    • themastersb, on 10/12/2007, -9/+93The complete ownage of a website through the Digg effect.
    • killinger777, on 10/12/2007, -31/+7*****
    • Crass22, on 10/12/2007, -19/+409Chivalry is Dead, and Women killed it.
    • GoatBnn, on 10/12/2007, -5/+55I've got a buddy who's ex wanted to have a baby with him...while they were still in college. In fact, when I mentioned to him that she may do such a thing on purpose without him knowing he got really worried about it. (long story, but she wanted my buddy to move to New York with her...whats a better way to twist a guys arm than with a baby?)

      This story is totally her in 15 years. forwarded.
    • Dragon88, on 10/12/2007, -9/+162That'll be a great story for your future son.

      "You were supposed to be a condom! I shot you into it, but your mom fished you out and shoved you in her vagina, because she's a controlling, lying bitch."

      Yeah, that kid won't be ***** up when he learns how he was conceived.
    • BESTenemy, on 10/12/2007, -55/+7Birth control statistics states that condoms are 90-96% efficient, which means 4-10 women out of 100 will get pregnant a year, even if condoms were used as directed. Thanks to the article I know what happens in those 4-10 cases. Apparently vasectomy is just as efficient as condoms.
    • RandomGuySteve, on 10/12/2007, -9/+123Tabasco sauce in the condom. 60% of the time it works every time!
    • AbstractEgo, on 10/12/2007, -25/+8To: Herkimer56
      "I can't begin to tell you how happy I am that this low-life, scumbag ***** is sterile. I hate the idea of this piece of ***** raising little replicas of himself."

      Seems Like Herkimer Is A Bit Frustrated... Maybe He's Sterile, But Not By Choice?
    • bwilstyle, on 10/12/2007, -14/+28Vasectomies make you crazy.
      http://www.cnn.com/2007/HEALTH/conditions/02/13/vasectomy.dementia.reut/index.html?eref=rss_health

    • theshiz892, on 10/12/2007, -21/+62bitch got what she deserved in my opinion. o and to all the femme-nazis out there, quit saying that men are all the same and dumb ***** like that, cuz this is the kinda dumb crap that women get men into ;)
    • mrfoos, on 10/12/2007, -8/+97The REAL Moral of the Story:

      Don't screw around with someone you don't really know.
    • haggie, on 10/12/2007, -54/+164That's why chicks have faces. For you to blow your load on. Can't get pregnant if its all over her forehead and chin!
    • EBFoxbat, on 10/12/2007, -5/+38Oh my.... dad?
    • AegisGFX, on 10/12/2007, -37/+18If you don't want babies, do like I do and ***** women only in the ass...

      THEY LOVE IT!!!
    • cleverboy, on 10/12/2007, -23/+18Stuff like this happens all the time. I hope I'm never so cold and cruel about seeing a woman in pain like that. --Although, the sex... no, no...! I hope I'm never that cruel... Totally bad karma.
    • uberdesigner, on 10/12/2007, -53/+9This guy seems like a total dick. He first states that they had a casual relationship, then he believes her to be cheating on him. I've been in relationships like this and it didn't phase me if the chick I were dating went after another guy. ***** if I started getting sick of her I'd encourage it. Chances are that she didn't expect to be knocked up by the guy in the band. Mr Vasectomy was careless in his actions and he wouldn't have been blamed if he didn't have his head up his ass.
    • hypoxide, on 10/12/2007, -11/+39"Everything about woman is a riddle, and everything about woman has one solution: pregnancy."
      Nietzsche
    • etx313, on 10/12/2007, -4/+38My friend carries a packet of hot sauce around, just drop a little in the rubber and you'll never have that problem. Has an audible alert also. :)
    • beatlenuttt, on 10/12/2007, -33/+3i think this might be fake. the guy assume she was setting him up. they weren't married maybe she had sex with an old boyfriend 'once' and she assumed that the guy she was having a lot of sex was the father (and maybe also the guy she wanted to have kids with). Maybe she was raped.
    • Crass22, on 10/12/2007, -10/+109ExecutiveMonkey said this way below, but I felt it should be raised near the top.

      On multiple occasions he asked her if she was sure the baby was his. He gave her many opportunities to be honest and admit she was sleeping around. She chose not to. He only displayed a lack of respect for her when it became clear she had no respect for him.

      I have sympathy for her because it is most likely she was thinking of the best interests of her child and not trying to steal this guy's money for her own use. She probably didn't know whether the child was his or the anonymous band members', and thus there is no reason to assume she's a con artist. She was probably a woman trapped in a hard position: be a single mother or try to secure a responsible father for her baby.

      That said, she was in the wrong and I totally disagree with your opinion that the author of the story acted childishly and "deserves to be alone." He gave her every chance to be honest and instead she screamed at him, threatened him, told him he was "trapped," and insulted his manhood. If she wanted to be let down easy she should have shown some respect for her lover and not treated him like an object to be manipulated without any concern for his life and well-being. She should have told him that she was pregnant and that she didn't know if he was the father. She chose to sleep around and she had no right to try to take someone's life to cover for her own irresponsibility. Furthermore, she could have had an abortion. Today's women have the right to choose what to do with their own bodies, but not with the lives of their lovers and boyfriends. Men have rights too.
    • MacGyver2210, on 10/12/2007, -5/+41"Mr Vasectomy was careless in his actions and he wouldn't have been blamed if he didn't have his head up his ass."

      Did you READ the story? I'm pretty sure Mr. Vasectomy was the antithesis of careless.

      That band guy on the other hand....whoops.
    • chazcross, on 10/12/2007, -4/+53@haggie
      Thats not safe either.
      My ex-girlfriends brother had a kid that way. His ex spit it out of her mouth and shoved it into her vagina.
      He never had sex with her either, but DNA test says its his.
    • theshiz892, on 10/12/2007, -3/+44@chazzcross

      that is just f**ked up... and now i have a horrible image in my head
    • Crass22, on 10/12/2007, -8/+27@beatlenuttt

      So having sex with an ex-boyfriend, or some weirdo, or being raped and not telling your lover is now considered OK???? What if she had been raped by a guy that had AIDS, and she just felt like not telling him and transfered it to him. That would be ok, but the fact that he didnt tell her he had a vasectomy the instant he met her is deceitful on his part?
    • mathew_bug, on 10/12/2007, -6/+43Almost makes me want to get a vasectomy done just to try this one out.
    • Pile, on 10/12/2007, -2/+49The moral of this story isn't, "Get a vasectomy and tell nobody."

      The real moral is, "If you have kids, get a paternity DNA test as soon as you can."

      I guarantee you, some of you reading this with children probably have no idea what your wife/ex-wife has done.

    • pagit, on 10/12/2007, -3/+66and by the way
      happy valentines day
    • Derelict267, on 10/12/2007, -2/+11Has anyone ever had birth control (pills, injections) fail? (without the use of condoms) I know they say 99% but is that just to cover their asses?
    • MehYam, on 10/12/2007, -8/+15You know, it takes two to have a ***** up relationship: one ***** up, and then a second person ***** up enough to overlook the first person's ***** upedness.

      Stories that paint one person as the evil guy/girl tend to lose focus of the fact that they *chose to be together*. There's accountability, on both sides, for that decision.
    • MightyMuffin, on 10/12/2007, -12/+5cleverboy, there's no such thing as karma.
    • appetite, on 10/12/2007, -12/+8@Mehyam

      Good point. I was going to make the exact one. Plus, this guy's story made me think he was kind of a woman-hater *****. When I tell stories about myself, I come off sounding like a saint. Since it was his own side of the story, he must be an incredible ***** from another planet.
    • portis, on 10/12/2007, -2/+6No pic? Meh.
    • TrevorBradley, on 10/12/2007, -7/+3Mr Vasectomy could still prove to be a dick. The instances of vas reformation, where children do in fact turn out to be fathered by a vasectomied man (verified with multiple tests) are on the order of 1 in 2000 per lifetime (at least for NSVs)
    • spenderaka, on 10/12/2007, -1/+24I said it once before in a previous post, and it is also appropriate here. Be carefull out there. No more said.

      I think every male should look up the local laws pertaining to paternity, it's on the web.
      In Massachusetts you are required to pay child support until the age of 23 if the child continues their education. Don't forget the cost of education, that might be written into the divorce decree.
      The formula used, generally gives the custodial parent 28-30% of your gross pay. That's right, 1/3 of your pay tax free to the custodial parent. You will have no tax deductions since this is child support and not alimony. The custodial parent does not have to work until the child reaches the age of 6 y/o, so alimony could come into play at the discretion of the judge. If you have a second child and the marriage isn't working, that custodial parent will also get 30% of what's left over from the previous settlement. Usually the second custodial parent is jealous of the first because the first is getting a larger share of your income.
      Here's another, 50% of marriages fail, and 80% of divorces are initiated by the female. That means that 80% of 50 means the you have a 40% chance of being divorced by a female. And 20% of 50 means that there is a 10% chance you'll divorce her. There's always abstinence.
      If your single ALWAYS ware a condom for other reasons as well.
      Does the male pill sound better now?
    • AnalogMan151, on 10/12/2007, -2/+6@Derelict267: Yes, even if your girl is on the pill and you don't use a condom she can get pregnant, that's how I got my kid.
    • Elranzer, on 10/12/2007, -3/+3Sounds like a problem gay men will never have to face.

      I feel bad for that kid, though.
    • edilclyde, on 10/12/2007, -3/+13JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!!
    • marsrover21, on 10/12/2007, -19/+4The funny part is how he calls her selfish and has sex w/ her a few times w/o telling her she had a vascemectomy, after admittedly knowing she wanted a child. Guy's a dick.
    • Crass22, on 10/12/2007, -3/+24@marsrover21

      The funny thing is she seemed to accept the fact that he didn't want to have a baby since he was using condoms every time they had sex........

      She tried to ruin his life, he eloquently proved her wrong and proved that she was a slut. Why's the guy the dick if she was the one that was cheating on him, what if she had picked up an STD from the musician and transfered it to him. That would be acceptable right? Or the fact that he gave her chance to admit she was sleeping around, and instead she tried to throw a guilt trip on him. Very manipulative.
    • reichg, on 10/12/2007, -7/+3in the word of the late rick james...

      COOLLDDD BLOOODDDEEEEDDD!

      or

      UNITY!
    • geekitechture, on 10/12/2007, -3/+14Nice work Ameilius, amazing the amount of good blogs that get labeled blogspam and are buried here on Digg but you found a clever way around that. You stole an anonymous story from Craigslist that's been around in one form or another for over 20 years (that story was told after dinner at my house when I was growing up, for Christ's sake, as a joke) copied it to your own site (Jim's Empire) which is nothing but a raggy little collection of news-spam links and then submitted it to Digg. You had no intention of paying the hosting costs for being Dugg so you had permission denied for access to the server the minute the story got Dugg, knowing damn well someone would find it soon enough on Craigslist (like you did) and reprint it here, saving the day so you could get dugg for it. On Jim's Empire it lists Ameilius.com as your other website ("come visit my other website!") so it's obvious this is you "submitting your own blog" except you didn't write this, you just copied and pasted it and hit Submit. This is just you submitting what you stole and are pretending is yours. It will be interesting to see how you explain your lack of honesty once your site's back up (I've been Dugg in the past so I can tell you right now by Saturday morning your bandwidth usage should be back to normal, you cheap son of a bitch). I found out as much as I did about your sites through search engine caches...they come in handy when I need to expose someone who's a fraud. Enjoy all the attention for a story you stole because you knew it would do well among the porn-loving, women-hating masses of Digg. On Digg, even the women hate women...you could not go wrong here with that story, buddy.
    • Sk3pt1k, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6According to a survey of 5,00 women in England, Scotland and Wales, 42% of women would lie in order to get pregnant (e.g. I'm taking the pill - but really I'm not) and if they cheated on a guy and got knocked up, they would lie and tell him it was his kid if they still wanted to be with him: See http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/s/139/139613_women_lie_cheat_and_steal.html

      Moral - get a freakin' DNA test no matter what she says.
    • MikeWeller, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7"I once almost went on a date with a girl." - euphemizeme

      1548 diggs.... I think you struck a chord.
    • Technopundit, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1I did know a guy who needed a second vasectomy after his wife got pregnant once again. And, yes, he tested positive as actually needing one.

      It happens.
    • sotopheavy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+17Any woman who gets sperm from a man that was not in her vagina and puts it in her vagina to impregnate herself without consent from the man should be put behind bars and be forced to have any resulting embryos aborted. Its as bad as rape in my opinion especially since if a man were to put his sperm in a woman without her permission or against her will thats exactly what it would be called. If she were to have that baby the man would be responsible for child support. I'll Just say that every man should be able to opt out and pay for the abortion within 2 weeks of being informed about the pregnancy. If the woman does not respect his decision and has the baby against his will the father should be in no way legally responsible and should never be given custody.

      This may seem a little harsh to some and fair to others. Abortion is a very controversial topic, but you have your whole life ahead of you and if both people don't want the baby it will ruin your life. In some cases it is especially immoral to have the child. I have no kids out there and I aim to keep it that way for now.
    • plugues, on 10/12/2007, -8/+3Did anyone at all even consider the possibility, albeit remote, that perhaps at first she _actually thought_ or just wished really bad that he was the father?

      I find it incredible that everyone sides up with the guy, even though he's the one who plotted an elaborate scheme just to see someone else suffer! It just goes to show how most people regard women, and the stereotypical portraits of them that pop up in here are simply amazing!

      I find it equally sad that most diggers think "she deserved" and everything he did was rightful. OK, if she knew firsthand that the baby wasn't his, the female character was wrong, deceptive and probably needs psychological support. To sum it up, she was a total evil bitch. But the fact that people actually enjoy the little scheme the guy plotted is kinda sick. Why didn't he just tell her he had had a vasectomy at the very moment? Then, and only if she insists, you have your lawyer write up a letter and come up with proper documentation.

      It's something about the judeo-christian upbringing of most people who read the story that makes them actually savor vengeance. Eye for an eye, right? The root of a lot of the bad stuff going on in the world.
    • crashflow, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6@ 1600 diggs, its official. A new quote will be placed in the quotes hall of fame.

      "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
      "It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried." - Sir Winston Churchill
      "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. " - Mark Twain
      "I once almost went on a date with a girl." - euphemizeme

    • smpx, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3With child support, the judge will almost always ddo what's best for the kid. That is... get the kid more money (and also get themselves more money-- 2% of all child support checks go to the department). Depending on the laws of your state, a guy is generally screwed...all the time.

      In Canada, if a man lived with a woman for more than 2 years, he is required to support her child regardless of the DNA test. Equally, if a gay man's partner has fathered a child, often the court will try to bring him in for child support as well. (So you're screwed either way). There are plenty of support groups sites online for this kind of thing. Stories where men get drugged and raped then required to support the baby (especially common in Asia) are extremely popular. Viagra and sleeping pills arn't exactly difficult things to come by. Drop by a family law office sometime and have a chat with a lawyer to know your rights/options, you'll learn some pretty amazing things about women.

      I have a friend who (stupidly) rented out his basement to a pregnant woman for a couple of years, and (stupidly) skimped on taxes by not filing the rental agreements; based on neighbour's testimonies and other documents, she was able to prove they lived together as partners then sue him for child support. Fortunately he didn't skimp on getting a good lawyer and ended up settling out of court. Still cost him a fortune, but at least he wasn't tied down for the next 20 years.

      Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned? Nah, Hell hath no fury like a woman pregnant. It's base human instincts to ensure your own survival and the survival of your child. Add that to common laziness and a monthly check for 23 years (sometimes more... in Canada it's until after the child is done an undergraduate degree) seems like a good tradeoff for going through labor; forgetting getting a vasectomy, the moral of the story is to be a monk.
    • missflibbles, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Derelict, with perfect usage, it's more than 99% effective.

      However, most women don't take it perfectly, and there could be some women out there who are not on the right dose, either.
    • 6cyV7dpXUrZomP3, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1Let me be the first to say "pwned!!!"
    • christelle, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Now THAT'S funny. She was obviously desperate. Anyways I'm a woman and think the lady deserved what she got. Hell yes
  • grabbingit1, on 10/12/2007, -27/+108What a great story! Thank you very much for writing it!
  • ameilius, on 10/12/2007, -69/+9haha dont mention it -
    • ad0beaddict, on 10/12/2007, -44/+13stfu don't take credit for this you are some ***** who want's blog spam you didn't even write this.
    • wvdavis, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3marked as blog spam and you're added to my blocked list. Obviously you contribute nothing to the digg community and what you have contributed has been plagiarized.
  • SvenGeiss, on 10/12/2007, -14/+177I'm going through a rough patch of crazy women right now and all i have to say is... nice play my friend.
    • knorlen, on 10/12/2007, -40/+6yes, there are gals on digg.
    • REpler, on 10/12/2007, -7/+44Me too, re: the rough patch of crazy women. Is it seasonal?!
    • directedition, on 10/12/2007, -6/+22Be sure to pack extra sanity for during the crazy girl season.
    • GoatBnn, on 10/12/2007, -7/+3212 seasons a year...
    • aliengoods, on 10/12/2007, -4/+28Don't bitch. A rough patch is way better than a dry spell.
  • anchorman, on 10/12/2007, -410/+61I had to bury this story as lame. Why?

    1. The author talks about women as mere sex objects. (I don't think the gals on digg would find this story or its title appealing.)
    2. He continues using the woman for sex even after he knows her full story. In other words... he has no respect for her... but heck... she is still good for sex.
    3. He didn't have to humiliate her. She was going to pay for her choices in life anyway...
    • mrharvey518, on 10/12/2007, -22/+178There are gals on digg?
    • lualaura, on 10/12/2007, -94/+26Dugg down for the title.
    • pipdip, on 10/12/2007, -57/+9"There are gals on digg?"

      I doubt that.... girls... prove me wrong?
    • fowleryo, on 10/12/2007, -50/+22@anchorman

      do you have a single mother?
    • rAid135, on 10/12/2007, -19/+115@anchorman

      u clearly did not understand the story... the only reason he continued to have sex with her was because she was trying to put him in a legal bind which would force him to pay for child care etc.
    • anchorman, on 10/12/2007, -59/+3@mrharvey518

      Yeah... check out my friend list. :)
    • Tr33fiddy, on 10/12/2007, -12/+308Anchorman:

      1. SHE was using HIM as an object to raise her (and another man's) child.
      2. I'd hardly say him using her for sex is as bad as what she had in mind - his life. SHE clearly had no respect for HIM.
      3. No, he didn't have to humiliate her. Indeed he DIDN'T humiliate her. She did.
    • mancat, on 10/12/2007, -9/+239Who the ***** cares? Have you heard how some women talk about men? Have you seen how men are depicted as boorish, moronic loafs on television and in pop culture nowadays? Just watch one episode of King of Queens - that's all you'll be able to stand, anyway.

      Sexism works both ways, you know.
    • ArntorFTL, on 10/12/2007, -9/+133@anchorman

      "He continues using the woman for sex even after he knows her full story. In other words... he has no respect for her..."

      Do you realize how asinine this sounds considering she cheated on him, got herself knocked up and then tried to foist the kid off on him as if he was the gravy train to picket fenced bliss? His lack of "respect" for this piece of trash is hardly the point here.
    • SigmaDraconis, on 10/12/2007, -9/+72No reason to bury the story for having such an accurate title. The woman DID get completely owned.
    • theshazcat, on 10/12/2007, -12/+251I am a chick. And I found this article utterly hilarious.
      The title intrigued me as to what ***** logic could be behind it, but hey, I like it.
      I will be the first to admit, women can be bitches, but don't let one spoil the whole crop.

      On another note: I have stayed with a guy before because the sex was good. Hell I enjoy myself, is that a crime.
    • kksurf, on 10/12/2007, -56/+7@anchorman

      I agree with your comments, its pretty lame to see how many poeple dugg you down for them. Hopefully the people that did will grow up someday.
    • SpeedoBurrito, on 10/12/2007, -9/+37There are girls on Digg. Sorry to burst your boy bubble.
    • Antha, on 10/12/2007, -7/+155*Waves*

      I'm most definitely a girl.

      And that chick got what was coming to her. It was a *****, mean trick to pull.
    • actorboy, on 10/12/2007, -39/+46To me, the story just reads like two assholes found each other.
    • CindyBurger, on 10/12/2007, -7/+107whatever...Im a girl and I think she deserves every bit of it!
    • Moopy, on 10/12/2007, -19/+8And I'm sure you make all the perfect choices in every decision you face.
    • GMorgan, on 10/12/2007, -5/+18The problem with your post is the assumption that all people deserve respect disregarding all else. Some people fully earn all that comes to them. In this case it was a woman, in another it might be a man. The point is to discriminate on a persons actions rather than any previous misconception.
    • RunnyBabbit, on 10/12/2007, -4/+13Don't get offended *for* other people, it just takes away their dignity.
    • jmholloway, on 10/12/2007, -13/+23Im a chick....
    • diggduggjoe, on 10/12/2007, -13/+6Two wrongs will not offset each other. He knew immediately that it was not his. The proper thing to do is to tell her immediately that he is sterile and break off the relationship. He was using her more as a friend with benefits anyway.

    • offwithyourtv, on 10/12/2007, -3/+56I'm yet another one of those "gals on Digg." Hell, I didn't realize this many girls would have been on here replying, either.

      And along with many of the other girls on here, I must agree that the guy had every excuse to be a dick to her. What she did was evil and selfish. I would have done the same thing if I were in that guy's situation.

      And as someone else already mentioned, yes, many women are evil (perhaps even most of them) but don't judge us all based on these crazy bitches. There are those of us who don't even like kids.

    • feellife, on 10/12/2007, -13/+29Even as a female, I find this to be an interesting story. He was a jerk for being with her pretty much just for sex, yes. She was a b*tch for being a cheater and a lier, too, though. I think a better title would be "The Ownage of a Dumb Whore." :-P
    • phatvolvo, on 10/12/2007, -24/+75You're girls?

      Prove it. I demand photos.

      Naked photos.
    • CedEx, on 10/12/2007, -18/+1@ antha

      You know you were completely dug for your "I'm most definitely a girl." statement, and not because you said "And that chick got what was coming to her. It was a *****, mean trick to pull." statement.

      Sad, but I know it's true.
    • offwithyourtv, on 10/12/2007, -6/+33@phatvolvo

      Come on. Good men have naked girlfriends, not naked photos. Raise your standards, sir!
    • gottatufa, on 10/12/2007, -4/+8I'm a digg lovin' chick too and agree with feellife. Also why digg achorman down. I think those thoughts are for real even though this story is really messed up.
    • dissident, on 10/12/2007, -5/+23It's funny how some people always want to chastise the man even when it's clearly the woman's fault. Women get away with this kind of stuff all the time and it's about time one was put in their place over it.
    • foolfromhell, on 10/12/2007, -7/+1@antha
      O RLY?
      Why dont you prove it to me?
    • MacGyver2210, on 10/12/2007, -5/+2"And as someone else already mentioned, yes, many women are evil (perhaps even most of them) but don't judge us all based on these crazy bitches. There are those of us who don't even like kids."

      HA! Your somewhat implied statement that kids are evil is most welcome from a woman, and most hilarious!
    • theshiz892, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14@offwithyourtv

      it aint that easy, you just take off your clothes and anyone would make you their naked girlfriend, i take off my clothes and i just become a sad naked fat man
    • diggduggjoe, on 10/12/2007, -12/+10I stand by my comments that the guy's actions were unwarranted. He knew from the instant he heard her say she was pregnant that the relationship was over. If, it was me, I would have just dropped the facts of life on the woman and left. I would have sent the info certified mail and had no more contact with her. He had to get more sex out of the situation, though. Her punishment comes from the reality she is stuck with a poor bad boy who will most likely never pay support. The guy will get his when he discovers his vasectomy caused an autoimmune disease.

      What the woman did was wrong. If, she let this info out publicly, he could have had legal options to sue her for slander for she knew it was likely another guys kid. I wonder how many cuckolds we could find, if every kid was tested at birth, and not just those of men protesting.

      The best way to get rid of this behavior is to get rid of child support. THAT is the weapon women us against men. Without child support, most women would need to be very careful of who they mess around with. Currently, there is a safety net for making poor choices. Sorry, but women want all the power of creating a baby, so they should have 100% of the responsibility of paying for it. Want a guy around to help? Find one, settle down, then have babies.

      Every single guy must demand a test for once you are on the birth certificate you are screwed. You are the lawful dad, forever. If, every guy did this then women would get the message that trickery will not be accepted. However, men will fear being sexually cut off for questioning her loyalty. If, a woman dumps you for making sure, then she is not worth keeping. A woman wants a smart man, but then complains when he behaves in a smart way.

    • RubyTuesday, on 10/12/2007, -6/+9Another digg girl here.

      The woman in the article may have got, more or less, what she deserved. (Presuming the story is accurate or real at all.)

      However, for a community where there are soooo many lamentations from guys "not getting any", you'd think there would be less hostile, blaming, women are all evil, dickheadery type comments, kinda like shooting yourself in the foot. Or maybe the "not getting any" part explains the comments, or the comments denote an attitude which explains the "not getting any."
    • sys9five, on 10/12/2007, -7/+2*sniff sniff*...I smell a feminist...or is that just the sex.
    • bp909, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6Yeah, theres a reason i usually avoid gender stories on digg, since there can be some really offensive comments. This one was pretty well deserved, but could have been titled "Lying woman gets pownd". Overall, what kind of guy is dating a 30+ year old woman knowing the kind of pressure that they seem to put on themselves to have kids and get married to be successful? Wouldn't the relationship have gone different if he had said he wasnt looking for commitment, marriage or obviously children? Since he held back about the vasectomy, what else didnt he say? Shes a lying hobag, but it geese of a feather flock together.
    • Hellmark, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2@diggduggjoe - Slander is very difficult to prove, mainly because you have to show damages and not just that untrue statements were made about you.

      As far as the getting rid of child support, what about the guys who seem great, and give no hint of splitting, until after they find out that she's pregnant?

      On the bit about the birth certificate, that is not true. While it varies from state to state, most states have it as the paternal father, and not who is listed on the birth certificate. Friend of mine was dating someone who was in the process of divorcing her husband, but she decided to go back to her husband. 12 years later, the couple refile for divorce and she drops the bombshell that her husband isn't the father, and is instead my friend's kid. The husband's name was on the birth certificate, and for that kid's entire life, everyone (except for the wife) thought it was the husband's. Paternity test shows that it was my friend's, the husband loses all legal ties to the child (isn't even allowed visitation), and my friend has his wages garnished for 12 years in back child support. Plus the wife is able to also get full custody of the kid (painting my friend as a "bad father" for not being around the entire time), so he's paying child support on a kid he doesn't even get to visit and had never even met.
    • transeunte, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3I'm a girl, at least on cyberchats.
    • silbergasse, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1Wow anchorman, -325 diggs for your comment! Still, I totally agree with you, lame story. I really feel sorry for all you guys who don't see how vasectomy-man was being a complete jerk. How bout a vasectomy? :-P

      And I always thought the crowd here was liberal...
  • Bhima, on 10/21/2007, -13/+239This in no way surprises me. I've read several studies showing many of that the men paying for and raising kids are not the biological fathers.

    This is what women want... a daring rule breaker to impregnate them and a regular joe to raise the kid.


    Why do you act all indignant?
    • MixMastaKooz, on 10/12/2007, -7/+181It's called Cuckholdry....named after the Cuckhold bird who finds a good partner to raise chicks and build a nest, but goes out and finds a bigger male to mate with.

      It is believed women do this more often than we think...but researching it is difficult because it's hard to find a woman who's willing to be a part of a study about this.
    • MixMastaKooz, on 10/12/2007, -6/+64Sorry...that's spelled cuckold
    • groovychk, on 10/12/2007, -60/+5What a load of horse *****.
    • Mier, on 10/12/2007, -29/+3@mixmas

      o rly?
    • SilentSpyder, on 10/12/2007, -4/+86This gives me the chills. Imagine raising a son for years and to find out he's not yours after you loved him as your own. Scary but real.
    • josegutz, on 10/12/2007, -33/+5True...this IS due to experimental studies IN REAL LIFE! It's happened to me...

      I was the BIGGER mate...

      It's the pansy YESSA MAAM guy's fault for NOT getting a paternity test in the first place...
    • texpundit, on 10/12/2007, -3/+58"This gives me the chills. Imagine raising a son for years and to find out he's not yours after you loved him as your own. Scary but real."

      That's when you almost want to divorce the woman and keep the kid...out of spite...and the fact that the KID actually loved you no matter what. Which is more than you can say about the woman.
    • theshazcat, on 10/12/2007, -5/+43Not all women want that. I believe that some do. Just don't push it onto the whole lot of us. We are not that bad.
    • thotpoizn, on 11/13/2007, -3/+61 I raised a son for years and loved him as if he were my own. Still do, in fact, even though he's all grown up now. I have never really much cared for the term "stepson" even though he was almost 2 years old when I married his mother. I'm just saying, suppose it happened to you and it WAS a surprise... Are you so petty and fragile that it would actually change your relationship with your SON? Would all those years of affection just evaporate because of what the mother had done? I just can't see it.
    • lokai, on 11/13/2007, -6/+57@Mixmaster: Incorrect. You claim:

      "It's called Cuckholdry....named after the Cuckhold bird who finds a good partner to raise chicks and build a nest, but goes out and finds a bigger male to mate with.

      It is believed women do this more often than we think...but researching it is difficult because it's hard to find a woman who's willing to be a part of a study about this."

      The truth: The term Cuckold mostly stems from the Cuckoo bird, which lays its eggs in another nest to be raised by an unsuspecting bird, often another species. The female Cuckoo doesn't go after bigger males, she just fools another into raising her own young. You could have looked it up on Wikipedia or checked another source.

      Additionally, Cuckolding usually takes place with the male's knowing consent; he usually gets off on being humiliated in this way, at least in the fetish scene. I just wanted to correct you a bit. You were on the right track, but got a few things wrong. I saw that people were digging up inaccurate information, and I wanted to correct you: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckold
    • groovychk, on 10/12/2007, -16/+11@theshazcat
      "Not all women want that. I believe that some do. Just don't push it onto the whole lot of us. We are not that bad."

      Hey! Don't play into the misogyny. We're not "bad" at all. Anymore than men are.
    • tinker123, on 10/12/2007, -10/+2Bhima - "many men" ? Do you have any citations for these unnamed "studies"?
    • jdanielcaldwell, on 10/12/2007, -1/+16@josegutz

      Yeah. Saying that it's the other guys fault for not getting a paternity test sounds much better than something like "I won't take responsibility for my own actions and see to the well being of my own progeny. I also take satisfaction in the idea that another man will be raising my child while thinking the child is his. I am a worthless drain on my family and on society."

    • Sophistifunk, on 10/12/2007, -8/+2The paternity test is your friend. My girlfriend knows that I trust her, but not to the tune of (possibly) millions of dollars over the years, and if we ever make it that far there'll be a prenup and DNA tests.
    • Bhima, on 10/12/2007, -3/+8@Tinker: It was on the BBC last year (or perhaps the year before) and honestly at the time I looked into a little more because my little brother ain't really my brother. But at 40 years old no one really cares any more.

      It's just the way the world works... It's just some ***** people hold over other people's heads to have power over them. Getting angry over it is just wasting your time and shortening your life.

      I'll tell you I love my brother more than either of our fathers and as long as he leaves a beer in fridge he's welcome in my house anytime. Our kids play together well, He cooks better than I do... it's just life and we're in it.
    • Kielistic, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5@thotpoizn
      I don't think it's so much about being "petty and fragile" and changing the relationship with the sun so much as it's about changing the relationship with the mother. If you married the woman because she told you you got her pregnant it would be a life changing event. Most likely getting in the way of many plans and dreams. Then to find out that actually this woman you took as your wife cheated on you and then used that to get you to marry her to protect her own ass. That would definitely piss me off a whole lot.
    • LordLucless, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Being "cuckolded" is just a rather old fashioned term for your wife sleeping with someone else. Have a look through Shakespeare, he mentions it a lot in his comedies and tragedies. Same thing as "putting horns on a man's head". For some reason (I don't know the etymology), having horns on your head was a euphemism for being cheated on.
    • Disclaimer, on 10/12/2007, -3/+4There should be a law that requires all newborns to have a paternity test.
    • Smoove, on 10/12/2007, -3/+11"my little brother ain't really my brother. But at 40 years old no one really cares any more."

      So now you know you can bang him if you want.
    • mdmadph, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1cuckoldry? ooh, that's time to smack a bitch, yessir.
  • Lumiras, on 10/12/2007, -23/+3 nevermind, duggmirror is dead
  • ryanissuper, on 10/12/2007, -100/+12***** Bush.
    • jmholloway, on 10/12/2007, -4/+13wow that was random
    • Innatech, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6unless it was

      1) a call to arms, reducing gendered social relations to variations on the physical domination implied by intercourse;
      or, conversely, 2) a disgusted resignation of interest in the opposite sex.

      Gah...too much social theory for me this week. I need a Sealab marathon, or something.....
    • Skyfire, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10I logged in just to digg you down.

      Congrats.
  • kevinkace, on 10/12/2007, -27/+1no mirrors!
  • inbredfantasy, on 10/12/2007, -9/+37http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/274495936.html
    • Remy_LeBeau, on 10/12/2007, -6/+12Waaaaitaminute... "I assumed that after 30, women stopped going after musicians, bikers, criminals, and thugs."

      MUSICIANS, bikers, criminals and thugs!?

      This guy's clearly got some unresolved issues. Did a flautist used to give him wedgies or something?
    • Berkana, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2No, she cheated on him by banging some band dude. It says in the original post on Craigslist.
    • BGFeltenink, on 10/12/2007, -4/+4This country hates artists of all types. Musicians always get lumped into the category of being lazy self-serving whores. People love the music, but they seem to envy and lash out against the creators.
    • crashflow, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3"Did a flutist used to give him wedgies or something?"

      No but he was really uncomfortable around a flute or any wood wind instrument. Minor issue really...
      you see one time in band camp...
  • brasso, on 10/12/2007, -25/+292I’ll try to sum up a funny story that happened a few years ago: I got a vasectomy. I met a girl soon afterwards. She was nice and attractive but with a selfish streak that raised a big red flag. She was 32 at the time and I could practically HEAR her biological clock ticking. Regardless, she was a good lay, easy on the eyes, and reasonably good company.

    I did NOT tell her about my vasectomy and I always used a condom with her to protect against STDs. She assumed, obviously, that the condom was only used for birth control. Silly girl.

    We date for a few months. I never made any move towards commitment but she brought it up ocassionally. For me, this was a casual but pleasant relationship. For her - as I was to find out - it was part of life-changing series of events that she was planning very carefully.

    Four months into dating, I get the “I’m pregnant” talk. She’s going on and on about how the condom must have broke and now we really need to think about getting married “for the baby”. She’s positively giddy. She has a baby in her and she thinks she’s gonna have a good meal ticket (me) to go along with her new 7lb annuity.

    At this point, I’m just as giddy. I get to pull the reverse “oops” on her. I figured that she slept with some bad boy and got knocked up. Good thing I was using condoms! Better still that I have a serious mistrust of women who can’t think beyond their own uteri.

    So I wait a couple of days to “think about all this.” I meet her again. I say I don’t want kids and that she should have an abortion. I know where this is going and sure enough it goes there. She goes completely batsh*t insane on me. There were the usual insults about my manhood. There were threats of legal action. It was all very ugly and I was loving every minute of it.

    Well, I let her stew for a few days. She leaves me nasty messages on my phone. She sends awful emails. I’m laughing hysterically.

    It was time to drop the hammer. While she was stewing I was busy. First I get a notarized copy from the urologist who performed the vasectomy. Next I get a notarized copy of the TWO test results indicating a “negative test result for sperm” to show I’m sterile and shooting blanks. Finally, I get a letter from a shark attorney stating he has seen the other documents and is prepared to litigate against this woman if she continues to communicate with me in such an unpleasant manner. Also, the letter states that we will insist on DNA testing to show that the baby is not mine. I’m ready.

    I meet with this woman at her place. I bring flowers and a small bit of jewelry to show I am willing to reconcile and assume my responsibilities as a new father. I also have stuck in my pocket the documents I have prepared.

    She’s all giddy again. Her plan is going perfectly - or so she thinks. We talk about our future. We have some pretty good sex. Then, as I am about to walk out the door, I ask her the $64,000 question. “Are you sure that this baby is mine?”

    Well, she goes batsh*t insane again. Hell, she ought to. Her plan could completely unravel if there is ANY question about my paternity. Oh, she’s really screaming now. How dare I question her morals. Do I think she’s a slut. I’m just trying to weasel out of my responsibilities… blah, blah, blah, yadda, yadda, yadda.

    I’m not really mad. I’m kind of embarrassed for her. But since she won’t shut up and the neighbors can hear all of this, I ask her to step back inside and sit down. She sits on the sofa and calms down a bit. She is glaring at me with all the moral self-righteousness that only a woman can muster up. She thinks she has me trapped. She is 100% convinced her plan has worked. Oh, the tangled web of lies and deceit she has wrought around herself and I am about to hack through them with a few pieces of paper.

    I reach into my pocket slowly. I extract the three pieces of paper and unfold them slowly and deliberately.

    I tell her simply, “You’re screwed”.

    Her look doesn’t change. There is no way she can fathom what I have prepared.

    I continue. “I am sterile”

    Her look changes just a bit. Something is beginning to sink in. Naturally, she reverts to women’s logic. “You’re full of sh*t. You’re trapped and you know it.”

    I hold up the letter and the test results. “Three months before we met, I had a vasectomy. Here is a notarized letter from him stating what I had done. Here are two test results showing that I tested negative for the presence of sperm. Blanks. I am shooting blanks. That baby inside you is simply not mine.”

    This woman is not to be swayed by logic and clear documentation. “Bullsh*t, those are fakes.”

    I was ready for that. “No, they are real. This last piece of paper is from my attorney. It’s a simple letter to you that states if you pursue any kind of legal action against me for child support that I will insist on a DNA test to prove paternity, that is, to prove that your baby is not mine.”

    I give the woman all the documents. She reads them slowly, deliberately. With each passing second she can feel in her soul that she has made a very bad mistake. With denial swept away, she started to cry. It’s a small cry at first. Then it becomes deeper and more painful. By the time she gets to the letter from the lawyer she is sobbing.

    I had no sympathy for her. I turned and walked out the door. Even after I closed the door I could still hear her sobbing.

    Epilogue -

    I never heard directly from this woman again. I did hear through my friends that she did indeed have the baby. I also heard that the real father was some guy in a band she had met. I assumed that after 30, women stopped going after musicians, bikers, criminals, and thugs. Silly me for thinking the best of American women.

    The Moral of the Story -

    Get a vasectomy but keep it a secret.
    • DreKor, on 10/12/2007, -14/+109I'd like to thank you for your text dump. It was most helpful.
    • Angostura, on 10/12/2007, -16/+7Summary: "I'm an arsehole and I met a woman who is an arsehole. It didn't turn out so well."

      I'm not sure whose behaviour I find more unpleasant.
    • bluetrevian, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3God that was so epic. Score one for the men!
  • kevin45, on 10/12/2007, -13/+83I think one thing is for certain, no matter how crazy a bitch is, if she has a killer rack, men put up with it until they cop a feel. Then its byebye.
    • sdub74, on 10/12/2007, -1/+39There's only so much crazy I'm willing to put up with.
    • IHOLDMYPOOPIN, on 10/12/2007, -2/+23Yeah its like the saying goes, "No matter how hot she is there is some guy somewhere tired of putting up with her *****."...so true...
    • GMorgan, on 10/12/2007, -5/+3If she was waving a small sabre in your face you'd wait until you coped a feel.
    • theshiz892, on 10/12/2007, -4/+1@GMorgan

      ...yes
  • dizzyedge, on 10/12/2007, -36/+7Old story..heard it a bunch of times before.
  • brianwesleyan, on 10/12/2007, -50/+2Mirrors?
  • Lumiras, on 10/12/2007, -32/+15Dear god...what a sadistic piece of journalism
    • artemus, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7Oh yeah! Well she started it! So Hrmph!


      "No, you did! You invaded Poland!"
  • tim507, on 10/12/2007, -71/+1http://digg.com/design/Very_awesome_media_design_conference_list_you_cant_go_without_seeing
  • TheNik, on 10/12/2007, -21/+8That is the best prank ever. They should make a reality show centered around a bunch of situations like this. :0
  • Danjak, on 10/12/2007, -136/+23This is ***** retarded and sexist.

    But worse still, it's fake.

    The only part I hope is true is that the guy had a vasectomy. People like him should die out.
    • groovychk, on 10/12/2007, -26/+34At least he won't be passing on his genes.
    • MAJORstrasser, on 10/12/2007, -16/+8Kind of redundant, considering he had a vasectomy, don't you think?

      edit: damn you groovychk
    • Seizure, on 10/12/2007, -5/+20People with vasectomies or sexists?
    • Homunculiheaded, on 10/12/2007, -38/+19Unfortunately you will get dugg down, but this is both incredibly sexist and obviously fake. Of course the reason no one else cares/notices is because much of digg is so excessively misogynistic that this seems, in their minds, like a perfectly realistic portrait of how adult relationships should work.
    • groovychk, on 10/12/2007, -24/+10@Homunculiheaded

      Too true.
    • mancat, on 10/12/2007, -14/+5You're fake.
    • formido, on 10/12/2007, -7/+20Uh...huh? Fake? A significant percentage of women DO do this. I know of 2 first hand. I don't know of this particular story is true, but I certainly can't tell merely from the text. Although it does read as a too good to be true revenge story by a guy who was victimized by a slutty woman.
    • yutt, on 10/12/2007, -6/+30Who cares if it is true. It's an amusing story. Some of you are overly anal self-righteous *****.
    • Danjak, on 10/12/2007, -21/+15"Who cares if it is true. It's an amusing story. Some of you are overly anal self-righteous *****."

      It is not an amusing story, unless you're a misogynistic *****.

      And I completely agree with the poster above who said that digg is full of rejects with no social skills that they could not only believea story like this is possible, but that the guy's reaction was rational. Of course, the rational thing to do would be to tell her that it is impossible that the child was his and handle the situation like an adult. But leave it to the internet to digg up the crazies and glorify moronic behavior...
    • sneakyrussian, on 10/12/2007, -5/+22I'm sorry, you are not honestly placing the guy in the wrong here, are you? Yea, sure he was a dick, but god damn was it deserved. I don't care that your clock is ticking or how desperate you feel, highjacking another person's life is beyond wrong. I can only hope the story is legit.
    • theshiz892, on 10/12/2007, -4/+5@Danjak

      but revenge is so much sweeter, especially when they deserve it for making their own slutty problems yours ;)
    • sneakyrussian, on 10/12/2007, -8/+20@Danjak

      Mysoginistic? I don't think it means what you think it means. Hating all women is mysoginistic; hating one specific woman, especially for reasons so obvious, is only proper. I suggest you take your "Internet White Knight" crap elsewhere.
    • TheShrike, on 10/12/2007, -4/+15I can understand calling this sexist. There is an undeniable "women are *****" attitude at work in the telling of this story. Never having assumed whether or not it is true, I read it, and had a laugh. It's like a story out of Tales From The Crypt, bad things happening to bad people...

      What I can't understand is why you feel the desire to come out and state your >opinion< that it is a fake. That's just as boneheaded and irrational as blindly assuming it's real. Face it, you can't prove it is a fake, and the same goes for the people who think it's real.

      Oh, and @ Homunculiheaded...
      Claiming that misogyny is at work in Danjak's being dugg down is the most banal femi-nazi ***** I've ever come across. Yes, I see the irony there, no I don't care. Yet you don't seem to realize the irony in your own words. You, a digger, responding to a like-minded digger that digg is full of people completely opposite you... Apparently Prétention sans Visibilité is the soupe du jour here on digg after all. Danjak was dugg down because his comment was asinine, get over it.

      [edit]
      haha, I think Yutt stole the Cliff's Notes for my rant...

    • LordLucless, on 10/12/2007, -4/+6I don't think there was a "women are *****" attitude. I think there was "this particular woman is a *****" and "lying, deceitful women trying to extort money are *****", but no "women are *****" in general.
    • TheShrike, on 10/12/2007, -8/+4@LordLuceless
      "I assumed that after 30, women stopped going after musicians, bikers, criminals, and thugs. Silly me for thinking the best of American women."

      I dunno about you, but that particular line spoke volumes to me. Whoever wrote it obviously harbors some ill will towards women and feels a bit unconfident and insecure about himself. Why else would he make generalizations about women and equate musicians to thugs? >That< is misogyny, not the fact that this story got to the front page.
    • mcduckov, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5I always try to find a subtle way to mention that I think all kids should be checked for paternity at birth. Women will change their whole little "gettin some on the side" behavior if even the risk of a paternity test is there.

      Look, women have a primal instinct to get impregnated by a "badboy" and marry a "goodguy". I know good men who honestly don't care, or at least never mention, about the paternity status of their kids. If it matters to you then make it clear that the risk of a DNA test is there (then laugh it off, like "nah, not with us but I did it before because I didn't trust the girl").
  • levyjl1988, on 10/12/2007, -20/+6OMG, that's FUNNY! What a great story, every line showed that person was screwed in life! DUGG! Also BTW if your going to get a vasectomy, visit the sperm bank first and deposit it. lol Reminds me of that episode of American Dad!
    • brutalentropy, on 10/12/2007, -3/+4It was Family Guy... geez, get it right. It's the episode where Stewie and his brother Bertram fight for control over the playground.
    • sangfroid1, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4American Dad episode no. 29
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iced%2C_Iced_Babies
    • brutalentropy, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5Wow, I guess it's another example of American Dad recycling content from Family Guy... sad really, and definitely not the first time it's happened.

      I stand corrected :)
  • rudy23, on 10/12/2007, -20/+2godd job. I remmeber shiatting bricks waiting for the first response thing to give its result. luckily I got away and put her on the pill now.
  • jimmiss, on 10/21/2007, -9/+112Wait! No woman in the entire world would ever have kids just to get money would they? Thats crazy talk.
    • ahawks, on 10/12/2007, -3/+30It's not that she had a kid to get money, it was one of 2 scenarios:

      1) She got pregnant cheating on him, and figured she could tie him down for stability/support/daddy if he thought it was his

      2) The "biological clock" comment he makes is referring to women's desire to have kids before it's too late. Some women will arrange to get pregnant in order to have the baby and trap the man (ie: stop taking the pill but don't tell him, or sabatage the condoms)
  • gmknobl, on 10/12/2007, -6/+30Do you know either of my sisters?
  • Nadan10, on 10/21/2007, -11/+33Dude, awesome story. She completely had every last bit of that coming.
  • asif5th, on 10/12/2007, -7/+13Sounds like a Tucker Max story.
    • EndlessRain, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Wow, thought he pulled his stories off of the web for a while. He writes the most ***** up ***** you can even imagine.
  • owenadam, on 10/12/2007, -5/+76This girl I used to date kept on telling me she was late everytime we had a fight. I would go to the drug store, get a test and be really nice to her whle she played my fears. Needless to say, everytime this happened, she would get her way because i was too relieved to not be a daddy that I didnt really care if she got her way. (As a side note, more than one girl has told me that they do this quite frequently) Anyway, once I got wise and she tried it, I went to the store and bought six or seven tests (which for some reason is less embarassing than buying just one) and gave them to her in a bag I told her I figured it would save time in the future with a big grin. Anyway, it was the beginning of the end, but funny as hell
    • vbrtrmn, on 10/12/2007, -1/+45Late every time you had a fight? I think after the second time she cried wolf, I would have ended it
    • IHOLDMYPOOPIN, on 10/12/2007, -2/+12Damn man! I would have just dumped her ass, those tests are expensive...
    • owenadam, on 10/12/2007, -6/+11but seeing the look on her face was priceless
    • theshiz892, on 10/12/2007, -8/+1"late everytime we had a fight"

      uhh, i dont understand, is that euphemism for "pregnant everytime we had sex"?
    • venir, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4@iholdmypoopin

      My girlfriend and I were at a Dollar Store a few months ago and right by the checkout counter there was a rack that had a bunch of pregnancy tests hanging from it. She immediatly called her mom and told her that she was pregnant and that she knew because she used the dollar store pregnancy test. Needless to say her mom wasn't very happy and didn't find it all that funny, but I was crying from laughing so hard. Now, I wouldn't EVER trust a $1 pregnancy test but they aren't all that expensive ;)
    • MadMan52, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6I dated a girl that told me she was pregnant a couple weeks after we ended because I had started seeing someone else and she wasn't to happy about it. She was a bitch though so umm ***** her..
  • badnewsblair, on 10/12/2007, -3/+32Interesting to say the least. My cousin unfortunately has been a victim of this himself (minus the sweet, sweet vasectomy justice part). How do we know that this isn't just good fiction?
    • rednorth, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1AWESOME fiction if it is, but i DEARLY DEARLY hope that it is true. oh for this to be true
  • Thrift, on 10/12/2007, -9/+61It's always sad to hear how people try to scam others in such diabolical ways. Good for him for not getting upset and seeing the laughter in this whole ordeal.
    • Dregga, on 10/12/2007, -10/+12To the person(s) digging down this (and other similar) comments, would you like to explain yourself?
    • m0shen, on 10/12/2007, -2/+14I don't know.... Seems like people think the guy is sexist, which is completely retarded. A woman attempted to defraud this man, the least he could do is make sure he was legally covered before he confronted her.
  • DantheMan1107, on 10/12/2007, -6/+23Genuis,it would have been awesome if she took you to court and you showed her up there, then she'd be an even bigger dumbass.
    • theshiz892, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3true, but ive seen some real dumbass jurys that would let an obviously homicidal maniac walk, or put an innocent man on death row, he might have seen that coming
  • greedonever, on 10/12/2007, -40/+19Almost surely a piece of fiction written by a man who really wishes it had gone this way. He got 2 notarized letters and a lawyer. Get real. What he got is a girl pregnant and this story is his wild fantasy of a better outcome.
    • fastsix, on 10/12/2007, -4/+21Yep, that's the part the rings false. This story sounds more like the kind of thing you'd like to do, but wouldn't just because it's to much bother. I guess if you're rolling in money and have nothing better to do with your time you go to all the trouble he did before it was necessary. Otherwise you just tell the woman you had a vasectomy, so it couldn't possibly be your kid. Show her the medical bills if she doesn't believe you, then if she still continues to makes an issue of it, you start down the medical tests and lawyer route.

    • mancat, on 10/12/2007, -9/+1Prove it.
    • sleepwalkers, on 10/12/2007, -5/+17Imagine your girlfriend had gotten knocked up by another guy and she was trying to tell you that it was your kid.
      I'd be pissed enough to get two notarized letters and one from an attorney if that happened to me.
  • peppaz, on 10/12/2007, -10/+17Stupid desperate skank... Hopefully she reads this story while perusing cragslist for some more *****, or another mealticket.
  • mookiemookie, on 10/12/2007, -9/+88You know those stories that are so friggin great that you log in just to digg them? Yeah, this is one of those.
    • w00ters, on 10/12/2007, -11/+18seconded
    • Everglow, on 10/12/2007, -20/+8You don't need to reply "seconded", that's what the "Digg Up" button is for.
    • JorgeGT, on 10/12/2007, -3/+18@Everglow:
      "Seconded"
    • theshiz892, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2third :P
    • snowpatrol, on 10/12/2007, -2/+13You don't need to reply to tell someone they don't need to reply, that's what the digg down button is for.

      Oops!
    • sporktek, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1@everglow:

      Negativeoneded.
    • megabytehl, on 10/12/2007, -3/+2Aboslutely fantastic story, think I might leave this on my monitor for my GF to check out later when i'm not around.
  • masterofNone, on 10/12/2007, -29/+9great misogynistic fiction. aren't women scum?
    • theshazcat, on 10/12/2007, -3/+15not all
    • skiCO, on 10/12/2007, -6/+3Is that how you spell misogynistic? I never knew.
    • theshiz892, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2considering ive only heard that word a bajillion times since i started reading these comments...
  • sirlagalot, on 10/12/2007, -8/+5wow, mad props to the dude,

    and as much as i don't wanna say it, O SNAP!
  • bitmanx, on 10/12/2007, -4/+62This same ***** happened to a friend of mine last year, he stuck with her the entire time through the pregnancy until birth. Then you have 30 days to change the name for whatever reason after birth because he held off getting married. He wisely invested in a $120 DNA test and dropped the news on her and her mother and told them to get f**k out.. She spilled the beans after saying she was knocked up from her past loser druggy boyfriend. Needless to say she already had two kids from a failed marriage. Lucky for my friend he walked away with zero kids and a potential loser wife.
    • popfrogs, on 10/12/2007, -3/+47"potential loser wife."

      Potential? She was already a loser, there's no potential in that equation.
    • starf, on 11/13/2007, -4/+26@popfrogs:
      I think the potential referred to the wife part.
  • TheGeek27, on 11/13/2007, -21/+70I like ham.
  • Battleloser, on 10/12/2007, -17/+5"it was part of life-changing series of events that she was planning very carefully."

    See, this is what I found really funny. He mentions a couple of times that this woman, and women in general do these kinds of things (Which most of them do). They plan out these big elaborate schemes to get things they want, whether the end goal is big or small, in this case big.

    Women seem to be much better at this type of thing then men, not because they want it more, no, but because they don't get bored of it after a few hours as a man would. They like the planning process as much as the end goal. Men don't.

    But this guy seems to be acting alot like a woman, I can only assume it's because he's a eunuch with his balls still attached.

    Moral of the story... Don't let any doctors ***** with your nuts.
  • lillepalle, on 10/12/2007, -51/+22***** the mother
    ***** the father
    ***** the thought-to-be dad

    Irresponsible each one of them, and an innocent kid will pay for them being idiots, how is that funny?
    • Renork, on 10/12/2007, -5/+32How is it in any way irresponsible of the guy shooting blanks to not go a long with a plan to scam him of a substantial portion of his income for the next 18 years?
    • ptrcd003, on 10/12/2007, -5/+20What exactly did the guy do, you idiot?
    • sleepwalkers, on 10/12/2007, -5/+24Goddamn what an irresponsible guy, letting his girlfriend get knocked up by another guy like that.
      How dare he.
    • Smoove, on 10/12/2007, -6/+4"what an irresponsible guy, letting his girlfriend get knocked up by another guy like that."

      Exactly--if he REALLY owned his woman, she wouldn't dare get knocked up by some roadie.
  • orp2000, on 10/12/2007, -56/+16The guy who wrote this story is an ass. The girl was wrong in her deceptiveness. But the guy was being deceptive from day one, so it's very hard to have any sympathy for him. He was just using this girl - simple as that. Some people are like that. I can't respect that, but I can get a little closer if they are at least honest about it. When he is using her for sex and then lying to her he thinks he is being a real man, but he's really a little punk. When he then celebrates his behavior afterward by writing this blog he is really scum. Yeah, I know this isn't going to be the popular perspective on this site, but I don't care. Any of you guys who don't have the integrity to interact with people in an honest way can kiss my butt anyway. Being a punk isn't the same as being a man - figure it out! Count down to my Digg down starts now.
    • koonchu, on 10/12/2007, -7/+7Uhh, his blog? It was a craigslist post
      .
    • Crass22, on 10/12/2007, -20/+15The guy who wrote this story is an ass. The girl was wrong in her deceptiveness. But the guy was being deceptive from day one, so it's very hard to have any sympathy for him. He was just using this girl - simple as that. Some people are like that. I can't respect that, but I can get a little closer if they are at least honest about it. When he is using her for sex and then lying to her he thinks he is being a real man, but he's really a little punk. When he then celebrates his behavior afterward by writing this blog he is really scum. Yeah, I know this isn't going to be the popular perspective on this site, but I don't care. Any of you guys who don't have the integrity to interact with people in an honest way can kiss my butt anyway. Being a punk isn't the same as being a man - figure it out! Count down to my Digg down starts now.


      First of all, how was he being deceptive from day one, he just started a relationship with that woman, and after being with her for 4 months (and after she has cheated on him with another man) claims that the condom he was using broke and falsely accused him of being the father. She may have seriously belived he was the father, but was it not deceptive of her to be sleeping with other men unprotected? If anything they are both pretty dumb, but the woman was exetremly out of line with her actions. Trying to trick him into marriage when she is sleeping with other men, is that moral to you?
    • nixonrichard, on 10/12/2007, -6/+26The guy had a vasectomy AND used a condom. It sounded like it wasn't even a serious relationship until she wanted it to be because of the baby. How does this make him an ass?
    • UnderWurlde, on 10/12/2007, -7/+29I was going to digg you down, but I thought I'd write my disapproval instead.

      First of all, if you have a vasectomy, you're not really going to say it out loud on a first date.
      Second, this girl was looking for a looser to foster her child, and thought she found the perfect target. She got owned, period.

      This guy played her when he figured out she was lying to him and got knocked up by cheating on him. So what? He could've had a very pleasant relationship with her had she a) not lied b) not cheated c) not been wanting a child. Because, some couples do not want children, and that could have been one of those.

      Granted, if he really really knew that she wanted kids, told him she wanted kids, and he kept going out with her thinking "You're not getting kids from me, I don't want kids, ever" than yes, it wasn't the right thing to do and he was being a jerk.
      BUT, he could have been swayed by her arguments, and decided to reverse the vasectomy once he was sure she was "the one".
    • yikiad, on 10/12/2007, -13/+6i have to agree. they both entered into a relationship deceptively...
    • xBiTReaVeRx, on 10/12/2007, -8/+13So when you start dating someone you have to wear a sign that says I have had a vasectomy because I don't want to raise kids and not be able to party my whole life? Ever stop to think the topic just hadn't come up yet because the relationship was still so fresh?

      The women of Digg are getting way too emotional over this purely crafted fictional piece.
    • AtWorkSurfer, on 10/12/2007, -6/+3You don't have to wear a sign that says you have a vasectomy, nor do you have to announce it at the first date. But probably this guy should have just told her the truth when he first got the "I'm pregnant" talk. Instead, he went to great lengths to set her up for a big fall, and took immense pleasure in doing so. The woman already has problems, is it really the noble thing to do to try to make her even more miserable than she already is?
    • diggduggjoe, on 10/12/2007, -2/+6Reversing a vasectomy does not usually go well. The number one reason is that you leak sperm into your own body which creates an autoimmune response. Even when the reversal surgery goes well, your antibodies are attacking your nuts and sperm. No one is messing with my machinery.
  • Wooism, on 10/12/2007, -7/+44My new motto:

    Get a vasectomy but keep it a secret.
    • grendelboogie, on 10/12/2007, -9/+8Recent Study Shows Vasectomies Lead to Higher Risk of Dementia.

      http://www.cnn.com/2007/HEALTH/conditions/02/13/vasectomy.dementia.reut/index.html?eref=rss_health
    • Epyn, on 10/12/2007, -7/+7This is a sad attitude, people have them early in life when they think they'll never want kids cuz early in life, paternal instincts are nonexistent. I don't have a deep desire to have kids but I have a feeling when I hit thirty it'll be there.

      Then again if you're that short-sighted to think you won't want a family in 5-10 years maybe it's for the best.
    • XIUgraag, on 10/12/2007, -2/+30Recent Study Shows Vasectomies Lead to More Use Of The Shift Key
    • holmstarrunner, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Keep it secret, keep it safe.
    • rednorth, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1it's my new msn quote, and shall stay that way for a LONG time. omfg this story has made my ***** century
  • vodyz, on 10/12/2007, -35/+0Me lakes this story and if you want can see my little story about Slovakia escorts
    http://www.ukraine-escorts-girl.info/slovenia-escorts.htm
  • lostboy, on 10/12/2007, -9/+16And he seems to think he's any better than her for some strange reason. The stories only funny if you ignore that it might well have happened
  • kalosaurusrex, on 10/12/2007, -7/+7Awesome. Someone should send this to Tom Leykis.
    • EnterDaMatrix, on 10/12/2007, -3/+2This probably WAS Tom Leykis. That guy is a god.
    • thejwac, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4Tom Leykis read this on air yesterday.
    • hobbers, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4I sometimes listen to Tom just for the entertainment of hearing about a caller's situation. But that guy is damn immature. I think he said he's around 50 on the air once, yet he acts like a freaking teenager. He needs to grow up.
  • Bubba3236, on 10/12/2007, -8/+02 words
    wap-ce
  • Sithlrd, on 10/12/2007, -8/+22My vasectomy is the single most liberating act I've ever performed. The fact that a man can't screw just for the pleasure of it is proof that no intelligent being designed us, because that's a design flaw if I ever saw one.
    • ronaldst, on 10/12/2007, -9/+8I like my "gear" ISO and properly functional. Thanks.

      PS: The impregnating risk part adds to the excitement.
    • abyssknight, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Wait, so how exactly did you perform this yourself? Just curious. Local anesthetic?
    • marinist, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1It could be argued that a "design flaw" would be animals that couldn't procreate.
      ID b.s aside, both aspects can be explained by evolution.
  • glui2001, on 10/12/2007, -6/+7This is the greatest thing I've read all day!!!!!!!
  • NelaBella, on 10/12/2007, -24/+7First, let me state that the woman was totally wrong for thinking she can trap someone into situation he is not equally ready and willing to go into.

    Second, what nerve does this man have for not letting the woman know what he has does?

    In this story I see two losers who need to repent for their sins.
    • theshazcat, on 10/12/2007, -4/+17What business is it of the woman's whether he has had a vasectomy or not. She shouldn't be trying to fall pregnant without his consent/willingness.
  • captjc, on 10/12/2007, -6/+13Tom Leykis would be proud
    • atockcir, on 10/12/2007, -5/+3Tom Leykis should go to Seattle again and get his ass kicked- RAAAAAMONE!
  • YusufYusuf, on 10/12/2007, -11/+8She Got Pwn3d
    • roaddemon, on 10/12/2007, -12/+4wtf is Pwn3d? Is it "owned"? Is your keyboard broken? 13375p34k makes me embarassed to be a geek.
    • Niten, on 10/12/2007, -2/+11vasectowned?
    • alamandrax, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3I'd say she got pwnded. by two guys at-least.

      pwn, because some typos are fun to repeat. look up Internet memes. ought to get you less embarrassed to be a geek etc.
    • roaddemon, on 10/12/2007, -2/+0yeah, I know what 133t is. Can't stand it though. Also amazed that I got dug down so far for criticizing it. That's the problem with Digg vs Slashdot. There is no mechanism in Slashdot for modding someone down just because you disagree with them.
  • DirtyJersian, on 10/12/2007, -33/+11Wow, this guy isn't funny, he's just a horrible person.
    • mindwarp, on 10/12/2007, -8/+28you are an idiot. The chick cheated on him and tried to pass it off as his and make him pay for it.
    • actorboy, on 10/12/2007, -11/+6@ mindwarp

      No doubt the girl was nuts, but the guy lowered himself to her level by taking part in the emotional manipulation. He should have just told her straight out, "Sorry, you're wrong." Instead, he decided to ***** with her head for a while. In an emotionally mature world, neither of them are right. Oh, how I long for that world.

      As a general rule, sane people don't date insane people. They're too...sane...for that. Birds of a feather, as they say. If you have someone next to you in bed that happens to be nuts, maybe you should look in the mirror next time you're brushing your teeth and ask yourself, "What is it about me that attracts those kind of people and is attracted them?"
    • lostboy, on 10/12/2007, -13/+8How is it idiotic that he finds it horrible that the man got so much enjoyment out of stringing her along. He could have come clean when she first said she was pregnant, what he did was malicious. Don't say, well she tried to trick him into marrying: so what. Don't base your actions on what other people do or don't do, only on your own sense of morals.

      What he did was pretty much as immoral as what she did. However we only got to hear his side of the story, not hers. She could have been terrified of the prospect of being a single mother, who knows. I like how everyone takes what he says at complete face value. In the end he got a kick out of being a *****, brav-*****-o.
    • Angostura, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3Agreed. The woman was too, but he is a pretty unpleasant guy.
  • Bubba3236, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5@badnewsblair said:
    "Interesting to say the least. My cousin unfortunately has been a victim of this himself (minus the sweet, sweet vasectomy justice part). How do we know that this isn't just good fiction? "

    to which i say:
    "...because worse things have been done in the pursuit of good friction"
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