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- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -8/+94Mountain Dew and milk are for babies. Tea and wine are for women. Coffee and beer are for men.
Personally, I drink gasoline with some testosterone mixed in for good measure. - sockpuppets, on 10/12/2007, -1/+74So according to this baseline everyone's a shotgun murderer to begin with.
- SelfAbortion, on 10/12/2007, -2/+42"Well, I drink sweat straight from the back of Chuck Norris. How do ya feel now, pansy-man?"
Chuck Norris doesn't sweat, he lathers himself in the tears of his fallen nemeses. - IvanB, on 10/12/2007, -6/+28Because then we will not have 10 whinnying babies crying for mirrors.
- merreborn, on 10/12/2007, -3/+21"Rumors say it's too acid and kills your sperm."
And they're just that. Rumors.
http://www.snopes.com/medical/potables/mountaindew.asp - Lupich, on 10/12/2007, -0/+15Yep, almost time for that triple shotgun murder... *checks watch*
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+155th cup? Thats nothing.
At the 100th cup, time slows down and you rescue people from a burning building. - syuusuke, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11I can't imagine what "Cocaine" energy drink graph would look like. The crash from that is probably sinking into the depths of hell.
- IvanB, on 10/12/2007, -7/+17A mirror:
http://img459.imageshack.us/img459/936/caffeinegrapheo4.jpg - raindogmx, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9It is a bit exagerated: I never get to the "excellent work habits" high point.
- wulfflower, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7It's a university site. I doubt the page will die.
- jmontes, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5It's about time we had a scientific graph showing how caffeine is just another gateway drug. Beware, Coke. You're next!!
- Tenlow, on 10/12/2007, -10/+13Why mirror it if the site is still up and running?
- danmanx, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3The biggest joy in my life is the fact my local Dunkin' Donuts now takes credits cards.
- danfuturo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3dugg for downright accuracy!
- sephiroth965, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3My local Dunkin Donuts stopped selling Dunkaccinos!! I'm outraged!
- ramaz, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2A bumper sticker I came across awhile back, that completely cracked me up:
"The first cup of coffee recapitulates phylogeny."
:)
(search for "define:ontogeny and phylogeny" in Google) - Peach, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2I think you just see him at Starbucks.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3Yes that must reflect every single person on earth. Wait no because I have no "coming down" from caffeine.
- raindogmx, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Yeah, Mate is a great drink and stimulant plus the "bombilla" and "matera" method to drink it is very exotic and cool. I've found that it's effects are harder than coffee's.
- ldavid, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2funny how it's morning here in Australia and I have a fresh cup of coffee next to me...looks like it's going to be another interesting day :D
- dennis400, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2What happens with the noon cup of coffee? Will I SPEAK to god?
- Drivas, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1@Sockpuppets
"So according to this baseline everyone's a shotgun murderer to begin with."
Aren't you? - fox, on 04/11/2009, -0/+1Or just avoid caffeine as much as possible and stay normal all day.
And if you drink coffee for "energy" - eat right and get more sleep - works like a charm. Throw in a multivitamin while you are at it. - RockMyMonkey, on 10/12/2007, -10/+11Mountain Dew is better then right? :D
- jollyroger814, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1That seems just about right. Dugg it.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2you're all a bunch of drug addicts
- DamnMan, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1see this is why i drink coffee all day so that by the time i get to the triple gunshot murder stage im safely in bed and asleep...
- funkspiel, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Another caffeine related death.
- mikesol, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1I doubt many of your mouthbreathers will bother to see who's web site this is on, but it's Siva Vaidhynathans's SIVACRACY.NET (http://www.nyu.edu/classes/siva/) which is a great blog to keep up on. This is a very informed guy who's against DRM and intellectual property; his book The Anarchist In The Library is a great, eye-opening read.
I'm sure this was just a joke thrown into the beginning of a lecture, or something like that. - balibones, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1"The first cup of coffee recapitulates phylogeny.". I don't get it. The first cup of coffee reproduces the structure of the evolutionary tree?
- morningchai, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2Wow. That was pointless.
- d38as3r, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1so it will bering me, at least temporarily out of shotgun murder state? AWESOME!!!!! rofl
- Loco, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0This is why I am quitting...I think it would be funnier if it wasn't so true.
- ragipy, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1It probably doesn't have an upside, crash the moment you drink it.
- adt41287, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0its all worth it
- tdskate, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Wow, is that what they teach you at New York University... ?
- fastdiet1, on 03/11/2009, -0/+0more caffein = death
http://fast-diet.org/weight-loss-hypnosis - stengod, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Caffeine is *****! It does not insert me!
- ramaz, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1"Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny."
It's the idea that an embryo passes through stages that resemble earlier life forms (amphibian, reptile, etc.) during human development. Only true in a vague sort of way, as scientists later figured out.
So for me, anyway, the bumper sticker evoked the hilarious image of a person passing though all of those stages in the process of waking up in the morning, facilitated by that first cup. - Lumiras, on 10/12/2007, -6/+5Look, a stale joke!
Thanks for letting me give the old "OK, this is lame" selection a workout again! - Datasta, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1haha. Triple shotgun murder.
- urielis, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0Wrong place - bury please. :)
- jaxxon, on 10/12/2007, -8/+7Yerba mate! :-)
- atlacatl, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1Kudos to you for being so funny and sarcastic...Bravo sir...Too bad you were dugg down to negativity...However, if you are being serious, double dugg for you...Shame on you...This shouldn't have ever being made...Let alone be posted anywhere on the interwebs...
- ragipy, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1"Personally, I drink gasoline with some testosterone mixed in for good measure." I though you were supposed to produce testesterone from coffee and beer by yourself, not take it from outside.
- towlesjm, on 10/12/2007, -2/+0So.... what? You drew a cute little graph and put it up on Digg?
Please. Let's see something with a little more effort put into it, and something that is worth my time. - gonzoradio, on 10/12/2007, -4/+2Whatever, Lumiras, you bitter byotch. It's going up on my office wall tomorrow. Love it!! :)
- Tenlow, on 10/12/2007, -9/+4But then again that's why they're called rumors and not facts.
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