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- Smokeydabear, on 07/03/2009, -2/+31Let them tan, the ***** sun comes out once every 200 years over there.
- EastCoastGnar, on 07/03/2009, -1/+28If a fried Scotsman is half as delicious as a fried Mars bar, then I completely support this phenomenon.
- inactive, on 07/03/2009, -0/+22Skin damage is sexy. I like my women orange and leathery.
- ScottMcIntyre, on 07/03/2009, -0/+14Oh dear, us Scots have added another 'binge' past-time to our healthy activities like drinking and eating :-( ...
QFA: "It said the Scottish fair and freckly skin-type burnt easily, and that a fifth of Scots surveyed admitted to "binge tanning". - inactive, on 07/03/2009, -1/+12Good. They work hard for their cancer. Let them enjoy it.
- inactive, on 07/03/2009, -3/+11People that die from skin cancer because they were tanning deserve darwin awards.
- asgardshill, on 07/03/2009, -0/+7"Chip" = "French fry"
"Chip fat" = "The stuff used to fry French fries" - hiPpymIck, on 07/03/2009, -0/+6i bet they dont smell like teen spirit
- WordsnCollision, on 07/03/2009, -0/+6I blame haggis.
- Emelius, on 07/03/2009, -0/+6My brother burns faster than a pancake, and I can barely hold a tan on my forearms. Scots don't belong in the sun >->
- falconear, on 07/03/2009, -0/+6Wow, as a Scot/Irish mix, I'd like to add...what a bunch of dumbasses. I burn, it blisters, it flakes off, and I'm just as whitebread as I started off as.
The next story we'll here is how they've started to spontaneously combust. - danjwray, on 07/03/2009, -0/+6You came upon them BEFORE the orgy? You're doing it wrong.
- llopez1223, on 07/03/2009, -0/+6Thank you very much.
- fatfreddyscat, on 07/03/2009, -0/+6I'm sure the nanny state will come up with some kind of law banning sun bathing.
- SSUK, on 07/03/2009, -0/+6You're on Digg, you don't go out.
- cloudberries, on 07/03/2009, -0/+5Deep fried. In batter. With chips.
Seriously. I see articles on here talking about deep fried cheeseburgers and bacon and ham baconburgers and whatnot. Here in Scotland, we're way ahead of you :P - dazparkour, on 07/03/2009, -0/+5I was just kidding - I don't go out in the sun!
- Jennefah, on 07/03/2009, -0/+5I'm Scottish and so sick of this craze. I know folk who'll use fake tan and go to a sunbed THEN start sunbathing just so they don't suffer the "embarrassment" of looking their natural colour in public!
Meanwhile I'm the palest person I know and they love to point it out (they've been trying to make me go to a sunbed for years). I go out in the sun without sunblock I'm just inviting painful (and unattractive) sunburn. I'm starting to think most people in this country have collective insanity if they think they actually look good after they've abused their skin so much. - susilou, on 07/03/2009, -0/+5put some ***** sunblock on.
- maanwi, on 07/03/2009, -1/+6Tanning (without burning) may actually be healthier than not. Vitamin D helps prevent skin cancer, and the best source of D is from regular exposure to sunlight.
- inactive, on 07/03/2009, -0/+5Fried Haggis you mean.
- Emelius, on 07/03/2009, -0/+5Why would any self respecting scotsman rub chip fat all over himself.
- Emelius, on 07/03/2009, -0/+5How do you fry Haggis >->
- weeFred, on 07/03/2009, -0/+4Sure you didn't just pass out from being in the sun too long and dream it?
- Ahnteis, on 07/03/2009, -1/+5Actually, you can tan/burn through most clouds. Not that that makes it somehow healthy.
- magus_melchior, on 07/03/2009, -0/+3"The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake."
"Congratulations. The test is now over. All Aperture technologies remain safely operational up to 4000 degrees Kelvin. Rest assured that there is absolutely no chance of a dangerous equipment malfunction prior to your victory candescence. Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity. Goodbye." - captainquack, on 07/03/2009, -0/+3You mean chip fat is bad?
- nicc, on 07/03/2009, -0/+3exchange with my neighbor last year while I was out cutting grass:
neighbor: "damn boy, you're white!"
me: "yeah, I know..."
neighbor: "can you even tan?"
me: "no, I go from glow-in-the-dark white to lobster red and back to glow-in-the-dark white"
neighbor: laughter
me: sigh... - apetrie, on 07/03/2009, -3/+6If you are Scottish or have any Scottish in you, you are CRAZY to go sunbathing. I mean, fact is its stupid for everyone, but if you have fair skin especially if you are a redhead at all it doesn't even last, you go from burnt red to white again! Not to mention how self defeating it is as far as looking good as you'll just end up looking old, old, old before your time. People are so damn stupid.
- falconear, on 07/03/2009, -0/+3"We're ruled by effete arseholes!"
- Cornloaf, on 07/04/2009, -0/+2I am actually working on a project in Scotland for a month and the weather has been sunny and humid. Reminds me of Atlanta and New Orleans...
- ChileanGoD, on 07/03/2009, -0/+2"They are going to glue you back together.... in heeeelll"
- inactive, on 07/03/2009, -1/+3Would you like some irishman juice with your fried scotsman?
- RudeTurnip, on 07/03/2009, -2/+3Complain about the English all you want, they're just wankers. But, the Scots were *colonized* by wankers!
- jthei, on 07/03/2009, -0/+1Carefully.
- catachip, on 07/03/2009, -0/+1what's your point?
- captainquack, on 07/03/2009, -2/+3I don't believe you came upon three ladies who were sun tanning on the beach. Enjoy your hand *****.
- magus_melchior, on 07/03/2009, -0/+1"I don't use sunblock-- what I use... is Crisco. It's the best-- a buck fifty gets you a tub, and you can share it with everyone at the beach. And the best part is, you don't get burnt with Crisco, because once you start to sizzle, you move your ass."
Lewis Black - lex0nyc, on 07/03/2009, -0/+1It goes on the inside.
- cawpin, on 07/03/2009, -0/+1Not when it's dependent on your ***** SKIN COLOR.
- inactive, on 10/02/2009, -0/+1Yes, them Scots have an incurable wild streak, that's what makes them Scottish.
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http://historyscoper.angelfire.com - blipblopblip, on 07/03/2009, -0/+1Or binge living.
- Janinco, on 07/03/2009, -0/+1Bingo!
- weeFred, on 07/03/2009, -1/+2That's just nonsense, there's plenty of scottish people with dark complexion.
- apetrie, on 07/03/2009, -0/+1You don't have "all the physical characteristics" if you aren't pale. Are you a redhead or have reddish hair/freckles? Its rare to find one that can tan, but of course they do exist. I'm not slagging you in any way, lucky you if you are able to get some golden glow (I hope you don't overdo it, thats bad for anyone..) but its very much typical for scottish people to be pale, and I'm not sure how you could miss the link between redheads/scots/being pasty white.
- schadenfreude87, on 07/03/2009, -0/+1My family has been fully Scottish for at least 200 years and I don't have any trouble with the sun other than finding any temperature above 25C really uncomfortable. I have very dark hair and my skin barely changes colour no matter how much time I spend out in the sun - I'm pretty sure I've never been sunburned.
But never mind all that. Anyone who covers themselves in chip fat - for sunbathing or, frankly, anything else- is a ***** idiot. - moothemagiccow, on 07/03/2009, -0/+1ugh, i hate it when pale people complain about not being able to tan. if you were supposed to look mexican, you'd have been born in mexico
- digghasnoethics, on 07/03/2009, -2/+2Yea cann take oww lives..........ba ya canna take ooos seriously.
- RadiatedAnt, on 07/03/2009, -1/+1knowings half the battle g.i. joe?
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