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Man tries to circumsize himself using nail clippers.

telegraph.co.uk — A man who gave himself a DIY circumcision using nail clippers was taken to hospital for emergency treatment.

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  • MeLikeyTacos, on 06/30/2009, -1/+98Christ, just reading that made my dick hurt.
  • parkskier426, on 06/30/2009, -2/+60holy *****... how could you EVER intentionally cut your penis. ***** THAT
  • cobophers, on 06/30/2009, -1/+50I am thinking of the noise a nail clipper makes.....

    *shudder*
  • govsucks, on 06/30/2009, -1/+47Thanks, I needed to read that headline so I can have better nightmares.
  • Phases78, on 06/30/2009, -1/+37That's some serious dedication right there.
  • TexasShiv, on 06/30/2009, -1/+30If you're a guy, and you didn't get that sickening feeling in your stomach or balls where it feels like your johnson is retracting inside of you, then you need to reevaluate your manhood.
  • inactive, on 06/30/2009, -0/+23Should have used "should have".
  • asujon, on 06/30/2009, -1/+23"The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance."

    We can only hope he never reproduces as a result.
  • CrazyEddie041, on 06/30/2009, -0/+20Dugg for irrelevant story about the doctor using a drill in a completely unrelated situation.
  • Foxprowl, on 06/30/2009, -0/+19World's worst hangnail?
  • inactive, on 06/30/2009, -1/+19This man doesn't deserve a penis
  • mikeliketrike, on 06/30/2009, -0/+18Alright, while being a HORRIFYING story, there's a lot of unanswered questions from the article besides the obvious WHY THE HELL DID HE DO THAT!??! :

    1. Did he admit himself to hospital? If not, who did?
    2. Why didn't he use a "regular" cutting instrument like a knife?
    3. Did he finish the job? It says he was cleaned up and put in an observation bed.

    Ahhh Internets, you've made me so desensitized to the world.
  • inactive, on 06/30/2009, -0/+17I don't even have a dick and it hurt my dick thinking about it.
  • ha3er0, on 06/30/2009, -0/+14ow ow ow ow!
    Make it get it out of my head!!
  • Rodalli, on 06/30/2009, -0/+14I'm having sympathy dick pains, too. Seriously. God damn, I can feel my face contorting in horror as I imagine the nail clippers clipping away at penis wrink... *passes out*
  • jammyfred, on 06/30/2009, -0/+12I don't think so! That's what got him into this trouble in the first place.
  • Haoie, on 06/30/2009, -0/+12Some things you just shouldn't do yourself, to yourself.

    Dentistry is another of those.
  • inactive, on 06/30/2009, -0/+11lol....not really uncommon knowledge that women don't have penises. Think maybe you need to get laid or watch some porn to confirm this.
  • CoD4, on 06/30/2009, -0/+11touche, i'm gonna leave now, need some burn medicine
  • CrazyEddie041, on 06/30/2009, -0/+10No, keep him at +1!
  • CrazyEddie041, on 06/30/2009, -0/+9He cut his foreskin, not his balls. He can still reproduce.

    He didn't cause his own demise.

    Looks like he only fits 2...
  • robert99a, on 06/30/2009, -2/+11circumcision, that's just wrong
  • inactive, on 06/30/2009, -0/+9please no. no.
  • trendygamer, on 06/30/2009, -0/+8This seems reasonable.
  • cmendes0101, on 06/30/2009, -0/+8Anybody notice the topic went off subject in the article? and more is written about the brain surgeon then what happen to the idiot with the nail clippers..
  • BobDle, on 06/30/2009, -4/+12What in the *****.
  • inactive, on 06/30/2009, -0/+7stooooop.
  • gordigor, on 06/30/2009, -0/+7OMG! Why the hell would you get circumsized as an adult. Some wish thier parents had not chopped off a part of their ***** without any say, myself included.
  • Pinhedbok, on 06/30/2009, -0/+6This article is horrible. How in the hell do you transition from circumcision to brain surgery with a drill bit?
  • inigomntoya, on 06/30/2009, -0/+6JUST INSERT YOUR UNCIRCUMCISED PENIS, TURN THE CRANK, ADD THE OINTMENT, AND YOU ARE DONE!!
    I WILL GIVE YOU TWO SELF-CIRCUMCISION KITS IF YOU CALL NOW! KEEP ONE FOR YOURSELF, AND GIVE ONE TO A FRIEND!!
  • inactive, on 06/30/2009, -1/+6Why!? Just why?!
  • SpeedStix, on 06/30/2009, -3/+8Should of used a wire stripper....
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wire_stripper
  • oxdeltaxo, on 06/30/2009, -0/+5Sweet merciful lord why nail clippers?
  • cl2yp71c, on 07/01/2009, -0/+5Even worse, how could you do that to your child?
  • cubicrystal, on 06/30/2009, -0/+4It's not a rabbi - it's a mohel - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohel and they don't just *do it* unless the guy's seriously into converting to Judaism - learning, traditions- et al.
  • bbhill, on 06/30/2009, -0/+4I liked the part where they just jumped subjects without letting us know. I love reading articles by 5th graders. . . /sarcasm
  • mparker21311, on 06/30/2009, -1/+4BME Pain Olympics, anyone?
  • inigomntoya, on 06/30/2009, -1/+4Wait, are you saying that only a woman would be stupid enough to circumcise herself?

    /s
  • TroyPDX, on 06/30/2009, -1/+4Does the Telegraph just make this ***** up?
  • nepidae, on 06/30/2009, -0/+3Clevon is lucky to be alive. He attempted to jump a jet ski from a lake into a swimming pool and impaled his crotch on an iron gate. But thanks to advances in stem cell research and the fine work of Doctors Krinsky and Altschuler, he should regain full reproductive function again.
  • jasdf, on 06/30/2009, -0/+3Just pull it, you know that you can't stop yourself.
  • Janv1er, on 06/30/2009, -1/+4Dead-dick-ation*
  • Bloodboiler, on 06/30/2009, -0/+3Almost gives the impression that the self circumsizer is also a brain surgeon who can perform surgery in complete darkness using only tools you would find in a garage.
  • gortface, on 06/30/2009, -0/+3This is something I would advise men never to attempt
  • JohnnySoftware, on 07/01/2009, -0/+2Can't imagine this is going to help his social life.
  • Ciryon, on 06/30/2009, -0/+2NO
  • inigomntoya, on 06/30/2009, -0/+2This doesn't hurt that - SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS!!! OUCH! OWIE! OWWWWWWW!!!
  • KevinRosa, on 06/30/2009, -0/+2I've had that idea crossing my mind many times.
  • troyallen069, on 06/30/2009, -0/+2A rabbi would do it for a small donation
  • krispykreams, on 06/30/2009, -0/+2CRINGE
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