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- wildfire, on 10/10/2007, -2/+791. Logoff Digg.
2. Burn your house down and all the nerd within.
3. Hang with the wrong crowd.
4. Get a tattoo.
5. Steal a Porsche. - stradv16, on 10/10/2007, -3/+781. Be handsome
2. Be attractive
3. Don't be unattractive - skjede, on 10/10/2007, -4/+771) Put a hole in a box..
- loveandrockets, on 10/10/2007, -5/+74Don't forget to clean your pipes. It's like walking around with a loaded gun! You've got baby batter on the brain.
- redstateproud, on 10/10/2007, -11/+75FTA: Gentlemen, this is the age of the Metrosexual. This means it is okay to use make-up to cover-up your acne. And if you do that, you should also cover-up your pen!s with make-up and paint on a v@gina because you're a sissy-girl.
Classic! - JD52, on 10/10/2007, -15/+71This... is..... not funny.
- dbarbour, on 10/10/2007, -2/+412) Stick your junk in the box
- NinjaBoy, on 10/10/2007, -1/+393) Make her open the box
- shirosamurai, on 10/10/2007, -7/+43Did anyone else think this was ridiculously unfunny?
- razrielle, on 10/10/2007, -1/+32be an *****
- TheSexyGeek, on 10/10/2007, -1/+311. . . Dress like 50-Cent.
2. . . Call her a bitch, then buy her a cute handbag.
3. . . Keep it Real!
4. . . ***** her like she's a depraved slut whore.
5. . . If you're looking for a real commitment from her, beat her to a pulp at least twice a year. - timusca, on 10/10/2007, -5/+33Say what you want about marriage... but I'm glad I never have to date again. Dating sucks and is terribly awkward the first few dates.
- dysfunct, on 10/10/2007, -6/+311. Buy roofies....
- reddevil3, on 10/10/2007, -2/+264. Be rich.
- huskerdude, on 10/10/2007, -1/+21More proof that just because you have a blog, that doesn't make you a writer.
- Eryin, on 10/10/2007, -4/+22Do a barrel roll
- whatthefu, on 10/10/2007, -5/+19I'd make a rape joke here, but I think Digg has reached its rape joke quota for the day.
- nonsequitor, on 10/10/2007, -3/+16Wrong, Digg can never have Enough rape jokes.
- hayzeus, on 10/10/2007, -0/+13I did -- until I saw the picture of Fonze at the bottom of the article, which immediately made the whole thing ironically hilarious
- mortigon, on 10/10/2007, -1/+13he forgot
* Masturbate, if you get lucky you might actually last longer than 20 seconds. - Stereotype77, on 10/10/2007, -3/+13Hmmmm.
Why is this on the front page? - ColonelJessup, on 10/10/2007, -2/+12And that's the way you do it!
- neko6, on 10/10/2007, -0/+8Voldemort dates Hermione!
- CharliesRevenge, on 10/10/2007, -0/+8It's my dick in a box!
- MatchStick, on 10/10/2007, -2/+9LMAO...
i was expecting practical advice, but sarcastic humor is much better. - mcmlxxii, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6Literalist police this way please
- bluephoenix, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6$_GET['date']
- m0tbaillie, on 10/10/2007, -2/+7Not to troll....
but sorry, this is unfunny, poorly-written blog spam. I've literally shat out more interesting things recently. - GeekyGerge, on 10/10/2007, -1/+6"Do… you… like… cats?!!!"
- loutang82, on 10/10/2007, -2/+6Step 1: Wash ur balls
- andrewthrice, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4Just don't get it in her hair....
- rhyme22, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4I, for one, found this part hysterical:
" * Avoid boring conversation topics such as traffic and weather. Instead, ask your date open-ended questions like, "Where were you on the night of December 12th?!" "
It's less funny without italics (why can't we use simple HTML tags, digg?), but I don't know why everyone's hatin'. ;) - houndeyex, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4Curtis James Jackson III?
- u8myfoood, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4"*** DATING TIPS FOR GUYS ***...Note: Only do this if your date is with another guy"
anyone else notice this? - MrSteamTank, on 10/10/2007, -0/+31. Be Masculine.
2. Be Confident.
Follow those 2 tips and thats all you should need to handle the ladies.
A few words of advice though.
Remember all that crap that women say they want from a man? Forget all of it. Women don't know what they want and generally prefer men to take charge for the most part. Hence taking charge is considered a masculine trait.
Notice how masculine women turn you off and feminine women turn you on? Guess what? Women have it the other way around. It's called biology and we can't help it.
An easy example to prove this is why do women find firemen so attractive? Because they are the symbol of masculinity.
Or why does those jerks tend to get women? Because of the masculinity of their approach and their confident attitude(which ends up labelling them as a jerk).
What happens as a man becomes feminine in the eyes a woman even if it was originally the woman's idea?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=467390&in_page_id=1879
It's a real shame that most dating "help" sites are written by women that give advice that is nearly the opposite of what they truly desire. - edenseager, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3How ironic that this is posted on Digg... Like anyone sitting here can actually GET a date!
/sigh... - houndeyex, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3And that's the way you do it!
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -1/+4*sigh* Yeah I thought that at one point.
Getting divorced after 8 years. The only thing that kept me married for the last 3 was the fear of dating again ! - artofwar420, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3And dicks dig *****.
- alex1432, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3Steps one through four are easy. After burning down the house you go to jail so you hang with the wrong crowd and will get a tatoo. Its that last step thats giving me trouble they don't have porsche's in prison :(
- aikimann, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2I love that this article is in the Science section
- MasterThief117, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
- ColonelJessup, on 10/10/2007, -2/+4No, be a dick. Chicks dig dicks.
- Xdannysterx, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2"Girls, brush your teeth and swish with a minty mouthwash. Not only will this improve the smell of your breath, but it will make your date's penis taste more like a candy cane and less like a piece of sweaty beef jerky". ROFL
- MasterThief117, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3ok, you *****
- bagboyrebel, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2use bombs wisely
- knyght23, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Can't let you do that Starfox....
- bilangew, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2"Fox, get this guy off me!"
(That was the most annoying Starfox sentence ever) - Whalen25, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2This "Hogwild" guy sucks at funny.
- coustoe, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1so true, the majority of dating advice isnt going to actually help you attract women.
But its pretty obvious no matter what that there are some basics like good hygiene, being fit, etc... -
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