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- lOvOl, on 02/13/2008, -61/+581That chart is from penissizedebate.com.
The chart also doesn't take into consideration the various size preferences among different races. For example, asian women tend to be shallower and would scream in pain from having her cervix pounded by a big guy who doesn't know how to use his tool, while african women tend to have a greater vaginal depth and just will not be vaginally aroused by a guy who is not long enough to hit all the right spots.
Though it is taboo to discuss, the relative difference in penis size versus vaginal depth among the different races is why asian men are the least desirable men in America while black women are the least desirable women in America in terms of attractiveness to the opposite sex.
Also, you will see asian women dating just about every race but you will almost never see asian men dating outside their race, not because they don't want to, but because white women, black women, and latino women won't date them. Furthermore, you rarely see black women dating outside their race, while you see black men hooking up with anything with a pulse.
Last but not least, with respect to Latinos who are of mostly siberian asian descent, the same racial preferences apply as with asians in that you will see latino women dating all races, but rarely see latino men date outside their race (though it is more common than with asian men since most Latinos have some European ancestry).
Fortunately, the standard deviation in size differences across various ethnic groups is only about an inch. Asian men on average are about 5 inches in length while African men on average are about 6 inches in length. Caucasians lie in between at about 5.5 inches in length so the perceptions of penis size among different races is vastly larger than the reality. If a guy is unhappy with his size, he can easily add an inch or two or sometimes even more through a dedicated NPE program (NPE == Natural Penis Enlargement). However, due to it being unbecoming of a man to walk around with a bulge in his pants to show off his manhood while women where tight shirts showing off their boobs, it is kind of hard for an asian guy with a larger than average package to show off his stuff so many women will automatically assume he has a tiny weiner while thinking every black guy has a 10 inch thunderbeast.
Unfortunately due to porn where surgically enhanced penises, camera tricks using a wide-angled lens, as well as genetic freaks of nature, have pushed the penis size myths even farther into the mainstream than anything else in history and sadly many men are judged by women of all races in terms of their potential prowess in bed by the color of their skin. Yes, there are statistical differences in penis size among different ethnic groups, but the differences are small enough that asian men would likely be shunned far less often by the opposite sex if not for the gross misconceptions about their penis size. - arsheroica, on 02/13/2008, -6/+523You sure know a lot about dicks, dude.
- xdevit, on 02/13/2008, -4/+411Where's is the vagina size chart ? Two can play at this game.
- richmessenger, on 02/13/2008, -9/+351Buried as inaccurate. My measurements aren't even close to the ones in red on the chart, yet the only woman I've been with said it was "perfect". She would never lie.................
- TheSeptimHeir, on 02/13/2008, -11/+323Mother's opinion doesn't count.
- Flappy3, on 02/13/2008, -1/+300My penis is metric.
- cryonix, on 02/13/2008, -3/+244seriously 9 inch circumference x 3 inches in length? thats like doing it with a hockey puck!
- chrisutley, on 02/13/2008, -9/+206If she says it's too small, stick it in her rear end and then see if her opinion changes.
- TiggyThaiMein, on 02/13/2008, -7/+192I'm two inches... FROM THE FLOOR! (Lying on my stomach...)
- jchrome, on 02/13/2008, -4/+178Scene: Man is on top of Woman, thrusting away frantically. She looks bored.
Woman: "Wow. I didn't know you had such a tiny organ!"
Man: "I didn't know I was playing in a ***** cathedral!!!" - DonJohnTom, on 02/13/2008, -3/+168....................(storms out of the room crying)
- spoogieking012, on 02/13/2008, -5/+166dugg for thunderbeast
- nericester, on 02/13/2008, -13/+171hehe... it says penis.
- whatthefu, on 02/13/2008, -6/+157"Freaky combination of small and big?" How can this be taken seriously as an authentic chart?
- graciouspatty, on 02/13/2008, -7/+153Don't forget to take into consideration that many women do not know ***** about units of measure. Therefore, one could assume that although women are saying they like 8 inch penises, they have no real idea of how much 8 inches really is, and cannot be taken seriously. And really... if you line up ideal length and ideal girth, it would mean that women like 8 inch penises that are 6 1/2 inches around. I'm sorry, but they must be ***** kidding me. I'm willing to bet that less than 1% of the male population possesses a penis that large.
- TheSeptimHeir, on 02/13/2008, -3/+143Totally useless. I can't find my 2-inch-long, 3-inch-circumference penis anywhere on that chart!!!
- dpknc84, on 02/13/2008, -2/+133Admit it, everyone here just went to go find a tape measure.
- DiggityDugged, on 02/13/2008, -7/+135From Men:
Get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich. - sdellboy, on 02/13/2008, -1/+113Is there a boob chart too? I know how I would plot that....
- JLecker, on 02/13/2008, -2/+111Something tells me that any woman who would go to "PenisSizeDebate.com" is probably much more opinionated and demanding than the average woman. That, combined with the lack of any statistics (sample size, margin of error, etc.) gives me the impression that this "Authentic Penis Size Preference Chart" is complete and utter *****.
- piratemonkey182, on 02/13/2008, -3/+109oh... that's... disappointing...
- Napoleone, on 02/13/2008, -0/+105lOVOl: "When I was a little kid I kinda had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal. Something like 8% of kids do it, but whatever. It's... For some reason, I don't know why, I just kinda, I'd sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks."
- gldfshnpcklejar, on 02/13/2008, -1/+105Here's the real ideal chart. That one is a scam...
http://i31.tinypic.com/j964xt.gif
(note: someone on 4chan made this, not me...) - oilcan, on 02/13/2008, -2/+85what i'd like to know is why so many women know how satisfying or dissatisfying an 11" long dong is. It's like Lexington Steele has ***** every woman on earth or something.
- inactive, on 02/13/2008, -6/+80I know a few Asian guys with white girlfriends but they're all making (or about to make) six figures. The thing about Asian women being shallower is true though. Unfortunately :(
- JAG731, on 02/13/2008, -2/+72Great. Somewhere - some "penis enhancement" spammer is cashing in.
- kz13, on 02/13/2008, -0/+68That's what she said.
- XedLos, on 02/13/2008, -2/+67Its not really the problem of the small penis but the "Huge Vagina"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfHqv8YAA9w - inactive, on 02/13/2008, -2/+66Sarcasm mutha ***** do you speak it!?
- zachgc, on 02/13/2008, -5/+66You whisper something sexy like "Is that it?"
I know what your trying to say girl, your trying to say "Awwww yea, thats it."
And you tell me you want some more
Well, I'm not surprised
But I'm quite sleepy - TaeBoX, on 02/13/2008, -12/+72You must be Asian. It's ok little fella.
- LavaHot, on 02/13/2008, -1/+60Venn Diagram right?
- jaydoj, on 02/13/2008, -4/+62....like a fat baby's arm holding an apple
- zenerdiode, on 02/13/2008, -7/+65All this time I thought it was cause I was ***** ugly and socially inept.
Thankfully it's just my Asian genes? - inactive, on 02/13/2008, -1/+53yeah lets have a internet penis size battle..
- MasteRR, on 02/13/2008, -3/+55The shape of the chart is nothing short of ironic.
- chrisbarr, on 02/13/2008, -0/+48it's recessed?
- inactive, on 02/13/2008, -3/+44sudo make me a sandwich.
- OpenFuture, on 02/13/2008, -4/+45It depends. If their vag looks like a misshapen blob that for some reason is perfectly square on the right side then yes.
- diggmeyoubitch, on 02/13/2008, -1/+41Personally, I thought that was the best part of the chart.
- jsaya, on 02/13/2008, -1/+41http://www.bash.org/?670375
- Joshuarr, on 02/13/2008, -8/+47Is that flaccid or erect?
- bigsteve, on 02/13/2008, -0/+38Yea..."If they're visible, 10/10. Unless one is way bigger than the other."
"Then it's 9/10." - BigBallistix, on 02/13/2008, -12/+50Good summary. Scientifically, it's an interesting topic in both biology and sociology. However, you did leave out that racial migration throughout history can have an affect on both men and women. This is mostly due to the climate or the resulting change in lifestyle, altering the average hormonal levels and types of nutrition.
For example, before industrialisation and even during the war; Japan lived mostly on a carbohydrate rish and low-protein diet (mostly due to the lack of land available for agriculture coupled with a high population). This has also been shown to have had an effect on their height too. But of course, after decentralization and shipping wasn't a problem; their diet and lifestyle changed.
Another example is Australia, who were originally made up mostly of Europeans who experienced a drastic change in climate when they moved. There is of course no doubt that we are better lovers than the British =P. - inactive, on 02/13/2008, -5/+43That's because Asians are the only people with money in BC.
- Mattwdj, on 02/13/2008, -1/+38Looks like someone falls in that freaky range.
- theotheragentm, on 02/13/2008, -0/+37You have to have the colors too. If the animal kingdom has taught us anything, it's that females love the bright colors.
- vertigoblue, on 02/13/2008, -1/+36haha, you have a vagina...
- 40yrOldVirgin, on 02/13/2008, -3/+37OK, I did. She said it's still too small. Should I try the ear?
- fratdaddy, on 02/13/2008, -1/+35well that wrecked my good mood...
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