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- sadairules, on 07/04/2009, -1/+46Studies also show that vegetarian cockroaches are more likely to drive a Prius.
- seastobble, on 07/04/2009, -1/+42eating junk food turns female cockroaches into bitches.
- Stumpie2012, on 07/04/2009, -2/+31I also notice that just like cockroaches, fat chicks also scurry away when you turn the lights on.
- thejackyl, on 07/04/2009, -1/+22I think he's trying to promote humor.
- psykiv, on 07/04/2009, -3/+24Do you really think someone successful and with modelesque aesthetics would really go for a fat chick with a bitch attitude?
- getoffmybridge, on 07/04/2009, -0/+20and use a Mac
- DirtyVicar, on 07/04/2009, -4/+24"We can learn a great deal about fitness from observing insects. You have probably noticed, for example, that most ants are in excellent shape. You almost never see a fat ant. What makes this especially interesting is that ants are always lugging around disgusting junk food, such as discarded Cracker Jacks many times the ants' own size. So how do ants stay so fit? The answer is surprisingly simple: they have no mouths. And this is a good thing, really, because it means they can't scream when you spray them with Raid, although they do their best to writhe around in a piteous manner.
"So anyway, what we have, in the ant, is a creature that engages in strenuous physical exercise all day long and never eats any thing. This is Nature's Way to fitness, and we should emulate it if we wish to have the kind of taut, firm bodies that make ants the envy of the insect kingdom. Of course, we must always weigh this against the fact that they have a life span of maybe six weeks and are subject to attack by vicious beetles."
-- Dave Barry, 1985
"Stay Fit and Healthy Until You're Dead" - Canadian0207, on 07/04/2009, -0/+18and frequent their local starbucks
- mac888, on 07/03/2009, -2/+18humans get fat and mature early
- Hieber, on 07/04/2009, -3/+18KILL IT WITH FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- kipzroll, on 07/04/2009, -2/+16The female cockroaches were pickier in choosing their mates? Totally not representative of humans.
- inactive, on 07/04/2009, -1/+15Speak for yourself, "Steelers Fan".
- VanillaBabies, on 07/04/2009, -1/+111 cup of spinach has 7 calories. It would take 33 cups to get your daily serving of fiber, and 50 for your daily serving of protein. You'd also have all the vitamin A and C you could handle, as well as iron and calcium. And thats long before you get to the 285 1 cup servings to have a 2000 calorie diet.
Somehow, i don't think anyone is getting fat off spinach. You'd probably want to die first. - muffinmonk, on 07/04/2009, -3/+12ICK, I ***** HATE COCKROACHES!
/shiver - mrjit, on 07/04/2009, -4/+12You don't think your girlfriend will ditch you for someone far more successful or with modelesque aesthetics? Really?
- NerveBand, on 07/04/2009, -2/+9I think he was being sarcastic.
- inactive, on 07/04/2009, -0/+6Title suggest that only junk food causes obesity. It's just calories. You can get fat eating "organic" spinach.
- molobolo, on 07/04/2009, -0/+6Exactly, we can't tell.
Just how you can't tell Americans are "still" getting fatter.
Generalizing is stupid. - thejackyl, on 07/04/2009, -1/+6I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A cockroach. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.
- inactive, on 07/04/2009, -1/+6THE FIRST RULE OF PROJECT DIGG IS TO POST LIKE TYLER DURDEN
- EddiePotato, on 07/04/2009, -0/+4Kafka wrote it.
- state08, on 07/04/2009, -5/+9Is this guy trying to promote Anorexia?
- thejackyl, on 07/04/2009, -1/+5Cockroaches! Why did it have to be cockroaches!
- Gravey9, on 07/04/2009, -0/+4Oh that Onion is so...wait...what?
- EarlOfLade, on 07/04/2009, -0/+4Now that I'd pay to see!
- zagatbuzz, on 07/04/2009, -0/+4Gross. Cockroaches. I wonder if they can get addicted like humans can
- g0atm0nster, on 07/04/2009, -0/+3Actually I'm pretty sure that's humanity as a whole, not just America.
- Super6, on 07/04/2009, -1/+4Fat chicks can't be choosy
- Marsvoltage, on 07/04/2009, -0/+2was looking for The Onion
- Canadian0207, on 07/04/2009, -1/+3so essentially this fast food is going to cause natural selection of cockroaches, creating a super species of cockroaches?
- N0DIGGITY, on 07/04/2009, -1/+3And I always thought it was the tough exoskeleton of ants that gave them their hard exterior...
- inactive, on 07/05/2009, -0/+2So... the best defense is to give them MORE junk to eat, and hope they get too fat and lazy to *****?
- EarlOfLade, on 07/04/2009, -0/+1With eight legs, dat booty will be shakin'!
- akchrs, on 07/04/2009, -0/+1FYI: America is a continent with countries.
- Sejes89, on 07/04/2009, -2/+3So they aren't immortal. We just have to fatten them up until cardiac arrest.
- sadairules, on 07/04/2009, -1/+2Welcome to the cockroach zone.
- akchrs, on 07/04/2009, -1/+2I hope this is privately funded..... but I doubt it.
- JayBanks, on 07/04/2009, -1/+2aaaa i hate them, most disgusting bugs in the world
- jurassiqpark, on 07/04/2009, -2/+3wait.. soo, junk food is bad for you?
- milkmit, on 07/04/2009, -1/+2***** cockroaches.
- inactive, on 07/04/2009, -0/+1Cockroaches are very clean animals, they just live in gross places. If you look at them closely they spend all their free time cleaning themselves.
... and their nervous systems are a neuroscientist's wet dream. - israfil334, on 07/05/2009, -2/+3"They were also more picky and spent more time considering possible mates. "
applys to humans too
fat chicks that for some reason think they're really hot n get picky. - dastly75, on 07/04/2009, -4/+5HUMANS ARE COCKROACHES.
- cawfee, on 07/04/2009, -1/+2Even moss drinks water.
- Bloodboiler, on 07/04/2009, -2/+3This just in: Unhealthy diet makes girls smarter.
- EddiePotato, on 07/04/2009, -1/+2But you are very unlikely to, since its chemical makeup doesn't trick your brain into making you eat too much the way fast food is engineered to.
- RickHyatt, on 07/04/2009, -2/+2Do they go to McDonald's?
- EddiePotato, on 07/04/2009, -1/+1But it is essential for a progressive society to look after the well being of cockroaches!
- MSPoints4Free, on 07/04/2009, -1/+1cockroaches are dirty insects
they would be eating junk food...in someones house i bet. maybe they are paying rent, so thats negotiable haha - Scottc320, on 07/04/2009, -3/+3●████▅▅▄▄▄▄▄▄... ..▄▄▄ {¦---(¦====¦>
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