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- dotlizard, on 02/15/2008, -0/+40go get some tequila, and drunk-text your ex.
- tsbardella, on 02/15/2008, -0/+35That was awful
- anonymousT, on 02/15/2008, -3/+33watch porn and have an intense workout.
- SubaruPowah, on 02/15/2008, -0/+27I got the best valentines of all. I am taking companion cube out for cake.
- chihpih, on 02/15/2008, -1/+27bama, will you be my valentine? :)
- decepticrat, on 02/15/2008, -0/+23I'd choose to go play a musical instrument. I'd bring it outside and try and find some people to sing love songs with.
- inactive, on 02/15/2008, -1/+24Great list for desperate valentine's. Didn't know he was writing about me lol. Of the 18, I think will do No. 3 and 'go to the mirror and kiss your reflection.' All jokes aside, a great article.
- maxyRO, on 02/15/2008, -0/+22All start with Go. I wanna stay home.
- riverstyx, on 02/15/2008, -0/+20Worst. List. Ever.
- inactive, on 02/15/2008, -0/+20I love the idea of going to a senior center and smooching them all... even though I have a date with my hubby.. maybe I'll drag him to the senior center with me tomorrow!
- zephc, on 02/15/2008, -1/+20* Beat off while watching the women on QVC, then go cry yourself to sleep.
- zephc, on 02/15/2008, -0/+18I'm sure he'll ***** himself with glee at that suggestion.
- WayOfTheIronPaw, on 02/15/2008, -0/+18FAIL. Let's break it down:
Go buy yourself a card and mail it to yourself. - FAIL - in a couple of days you are reminded that you are lonely loser.
Go to the mirror and kiss your reflection. - FAIL - narcissistic personality disorder
Go to the zoo and make faces at all the animals. - FAIL - why not go to a prison and make faces at the inmates?
Go get a children’s book and read it. - FAIL - why not read an ADULT book about how not to waste your life?
Go play a game of chess against yourself. - FAIL - a little lacking along the excitement axis.
Go get a cat or dog or parrot and spoil them. - FAIL - animals are not toys. Do you discard them after Valentines day is over?
Go play a musical instrument. - FAIL - unless you can play well.
Go dress up like a clown and walk the neighborhood. - PedoFAIL
Go make a list of things people can do when they are desperate and alone on Valentine’s Day, and then post it on your blog. - Epic FAIL - schnikies79, on 02/15/2008, -1/+18How about the way my fiancee and myself treat valentines day? Like every other day.
It's a ***** holiday and it seems like a lot of people are starting to agree. I work with all females and all but one is completely anti-valentines day. None of them are single btw. - thenorwegian, on 02/15/2008, -0/+17Statistically, tonight is the best night to get laid. Quit moping about not having a Valentine, quit digging, and go to a club or bar and go get *****.
- inactive, on 02/15/2008, -0/+17Well the day is here, kissing the mirror didn't feeling too bloody good and I sliced my tongue.
- Tinu, on 02/15/2008, -0/+17I'd add focus on other types of love. I'm single this year, and the thing that has really helped me in recent years is being happy about being single when I'm single, and just as thrilled to be with someone when I am. Either way the holiday goes I think of what I can give rather than what I can get and it all turns out much better. Send flowers to single friends with no card. Dip strawberries in chocolate sauce. Hug your kids/nieces/hephews. Thank your parents for giving you life. Sounds cheesy but by the end of the day you're full of love.
- MadMalc, on 02/15/2008, -1/+17As always, Joe hits the nail on the head.
- ChristinaRowe, on 02/15/2008, -0/+16Great suggestions. I would add some champagne with the chocolates and a big bouquet of roses for yourself :)
- andyboyd, on 02/15/2008, -0/+15It that case it would probably be best to just forget about Valentines altogether. ;)
- thanatron, on 02/15/2008, -0/+15Smoke up.
- TheRascalKing, on 02/15/2008, -0/+14God that list was so sad. Not boo-hoo sad either.
- inactive, on 02/15/2008, -0/+14do you need to be alone on Valentines to have to do this?
- GoodEddie, on 02/15/2008, -1/+15this is a good list even for using WITH your Valentine!
- inactive, on 02/15/2008, -0/+1418 tips for the valentine's lone wolves out there. Much cheaper than the marketers who invented the holiday would like you to be. The kissing the mirror thing hit a little too close to home. Tips do keep things in perspective though.
- JaggedToaster, on 02/15/2008, -0/+14"Raid the frig"? Thats interesting.
- cl2yp71c, on 02/15/2008, -0/+13Nothing better to do on a valentine's day than wallow in self-pity.
- FatLoser, on 02/15/2008, -0/+12i think i will drown myself in booze and then maybe off myself if i feel like it. off myself on porn!! YAY
- dominoman44, on 02/15/2008, -1/+13Interesting list...makes me wish I had a Valentine. But I think it is a holiday about giving, the ladies deserve it.
- pegothejerk, on 02/15/2008, -0/+12did you kiss it?
- Sogui, on 02/15/2008, -0/+12What is this? Things that make you want to commit suicide on Valentine's Day?
- inactive, on 02/15/2008, -0/+11kill it with fire!
- inactive, on 02/15/2008, -0/+10True. Especially the final comment - go to bed early. lol
- CaviMike, on 02/15/2008, -0/+10I love how this got popular when v-day is almost over. I guess we all thought there was some hope until we realized at the very end...nope.
- NATED066, on 02/15/2008, -1/+11Drink some beer... that always makes me feel better
- Rodalli, on 02/15/2008, -0/+9LMAO @ "PedoFAIL"
- inactive, on 02/15/2008, -0/+9worst ***** ever, bury
- Rodalli, on 02/15/2008, -0/+8If they go to a hospital or old-folks home and start kissing people, they might just end up ***** themselves...and then dying.
- Rodalli, on 02/15/2008, -0/+8This article makes Rodalli a sad panda.
/wrist - lynndombrowski, on 02/15/2008, -1/+9{mirror}
http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache:U0UVKuNLGWIJ: ... - vervalsing, on 02/15/2008, -0/+8Inaccurate. I didn't see 'masturbate' anywhere on there... The day after Valentines Day should be called 'Carpal Tunnel Awareness Day'.
- brianjlowry, on 02/15/2008, -0/+8This list also summarizes the average day of a Digger.
- inactive, on 02/15/2008, -0/+8#20 smoke some weed
- pupulete, on 02/15/2008, -1/+8get drink
- TailsTheMan, on 02/15/2008, -2/+9135 diggs and it's down
- kevlarbaboon, on 02/15/2008, -0/+7Can I have this calendar of best days to get laid?
- actionscripted, on 02/15/2008, -0/+7Server not responding. What the ***** is "DuggBack"?
- say592, on 02/15/2008, -0/+7At the end of the day at school, they were really pushing the remaining carnations for sale.
I almost went and bought the remaining ones (I had cashed my check the day before) just so I could carry them out to the car and have people look at me like "WTF?".
Of course, I realized that is even more pathetic than I am, so I decided not to.
I did however buy my self some Hershey kisses. - DigiDave, on 02/15/2008, -1/+7This story is 1 day and 14 hours old AND it had already been buried. That's strange - who brought it back to life? It didn't even have that many diggs..... that is strange.
- geminito, on 02/15/2008, -0/+6Raid the what??
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