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- LongShlong, on 11/30/2008, -12/+125... the hell is a jaffa cake?
- naspeeddemon, on 11/30/2008, -3/+89entertaining but ridiculously inaccurate.
- clawzkatt, on 12/01/2008, -0/+84..Until you decide food sounds amazing.
- Bleue, on 12/01/2008, -0/+79So just drink a little more and the stuff will just end up on the floor instead of your belly.
That's a pro tip folks, write it down. - maximilen, on 12/01/2008, -14/+76Smoke weed.
- jayrok, on 11/30/2008, -2/+46Probably a culprit that mangles teeth but tastes "bloody brilliant".
- Zergvasion, on 12/01/2008, -3/+45"Everything is the devil to you, Mama! Well, I like school! And I like football! And I'm going to keep doing them both because they make me feel good! And by the way, Mama, alligators are ornery because of their medula oblingata! And I like Vicky and she likes me back! And she showed me her boobies and I liked them too!"
- JohnBayne, on 12/01/2008, -0/+37Does it account for the 1200 calories I burnt picking fights with trees?
- RedIbisMocks, on 11/30/2008, -2/+34Jaffa Cakes are circular, approximately 2 inches in diameter. They comprise three layers; a sponge cake base, a layer of orange flavoured jelly and a layer of chocolate covering the jam and the margin of the sponge.
- GoKings, on 12/01/2008, -0/+31I find it's not so much the calories from the alcohol that kill me, it's that when I'm drunk nothing satisfies quite like a big fat juicy cheeseburger or some nachos... Or pizza... Or burritos... Or chili fries... Yum...
- KyleCD, on 11/30/2008, -1/+27Mmm... a pint of cider or two jaffa cakes and an onion bhaji?
- CrossCanyon, on 12/01/2008, -1/+25What the hell is a jaffa cake? I should know because apparently I ate three of them.
- RedIbisMocks, on 11/30/2008, -1/+251435 calories yesterday afternoon enjoying the rugby. Two doughnuts, two Jaffa cakes, an Onion bhaji, a slice of pizza, a hotdog, a burger and a Danish pastry. The ale has the better flavour!
- oddworld19, on 12/01/2008, -1/+253150 cals yesterday.
Alcoholism... I Haz it - ryright, on 12/01/2008, -0/+23So, the moral of the story is that you should drink more liquor. I can live with that.
- kalv, on 12/01/2008, -2/+23What the hell is an onion bhaji?
- bg2500, on 12/01/2008, -2/+22http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q=jaffa+cakes
- diggdong, on 12/01/2008, -0/+20A pint of Guinness is healthier than a jelly doughnut.
- Divector8, on 12/01/2008, -2/+21Calories consumed - Zero
- Murdats, on 12/01/2008, -0/+19they are slaves of the Goa'uld cakes, raising little Goa'uld cakes inside of them
- inactive, on 11/30/2008, -0/+18Yes, but the calories that you get from the beer are stored in the liver for a day and then turned into fat when they're not used.
- androothebear, on 12/01/2008, -0/+18then why am i so hungry when i drink?
- Locke23, on 12/01/2008, -0/+18Great, that way I can ingest over 3,000 calories without alcohol poisoning
- dreid1987, on 12/01/2008, -0/+17You are so British...
- linagee, on 12/01/2008, -1/+17It's like Tok'ra cake, only different.
- trogdor282, on 12/01/2008, -3/+18It's a Jaffa beefcake. For example, Teal'c.
- juneof44, on 12/01/2008, -0/+15"Besides Beer contains absolutely no fat so it's actually the food you consume while drunk that makes you a bit fatter. "
And the pull-out method works the best. - SiRWhxr, on 12/01/2008, -2/+17...and then you raid the pantry and fridge and/or go to the 24 hour grocery store, torched, and spend way too much money.
- Tyr86, on 12/01/2008, -0/+14Thanks, Egon.
- XxpokemasterxX, on 12/01/2008, -4/+17I don't know what either of those are.
- btattersall, on 12/01/2008, -1/+14Consumed while smoking - Zero
Consumed as a result of smoking - Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... - RadiatedAnt, on 12/01/2008, -0/+13and tastier!
- DjOverEZ, on 12/01/2008, -0/+13And tastier!
- SteaminTmann, on 12/01/2008, -0/+13Because alcohol lowers your blood sugar. Therefore, it triggers a reaction of hunger. This is why it can be risky for diabetics to (over)drink, it can cause a hypoglycemic reaction.
- inactive, on 12/01/2008, -6/+19http://lmgtfy.com/?q=onion+bhaji
- Laiden, on 12/01/2008, -0/+12and tastier!
- Sherman901, on 12/01/2008, -1/+13that's a deceiving statement...
- poidh, on 12/01/2008, -0/+12It's funny isn't it, because you never see a fat tramp*.
*tramp in US speak = "bum", which in UK English is an American "fanny", which in UK English is a "pussy", which in the US can mean what we in the UK call a "puff", which in American is a rapper with a gay name who changed it when he realised how stupid it made him look. - Pauho, on 12/01/2008, -0/+11You poor bastard.
- itsmikey, on 12/01/2008, -1/+12Your body can sense the nutrients (e.g. potassium) that are being flushed out of your system and tells you to eat in order to replenish them.
- MLisa, on 12/01/2008, -0/+11and much tastier!
- GoKings, on 12/01/2008, -0/+11Btw, I've noticed that this doesn't ask what kind of shots, or more importantly what kind of beer. Light beer is only like 120 calories, and some liquor has more calories than others. Fun to play around with though.
- D0P3M4N, on 12/01/2008, -0/+10But is it tastier?
- DjOverEZ, on 12/01/2008, -1/+11So if I take a multivitamin while drinking, I won't feel hungry when I drink?
- Easyoffbam, on 12/01/2008, -0/+10Forgot to mention it's much tastier!
- nanded, on 12/01/2008, -0/+9It's basically a spicy onion fritter. Like an awesome blossom, but with Indian spices.
- seeanimal, on 11/30/2008, -1/+10A pint of bhajis and two cider cakes.
- GT35R, on 12/01/2008, -0/+9beer contains starch and alcohol which is a source of energy. So yes you can become fatter from just the beer.
- Juice7, on 12/01/2008, -0/+9Vaporize weed.
- cizzlebolicious, on 12/01/2008, -1/+92035...no wonder I am so fat...
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