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8 Most Creative Sex Positions Ever

cosmopolitan.com — Want to turn tonight's amorous encounter into an erotic adventure? Give your mattress a rest and attempt our new, superhot pleasure poses.

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  • Carbonlord, on 07/21/2008, -4/+10Nice! I especially like the doorway groove!
    • jemka, on 07/21/2008, -1/+10Why isn't this in the pictures section? Because there are no pictures. So obviously these never happened.
    • trevah, on 07/21/2008, -0/+1Psh, who has sex?
    • Spuy767, on 07/21/2008, -0/+2Location != Position
  • badgadjit1, on 07/21/2008, -2/+250What?...No Pictures?
  • Lane, on 07/21/2008, -2/+69Words? bah!
  • sapphire9488, on 07/21/2008, -1/+22It would be a lot easier if they just showed a picture. I don't read Cosmo much cause most of it is BS & has so many articles written by women who think they are experts on what feels good to every man.

    I do like "good vibrations" though, washing machine sex is freakin' hot
    • DustinHill, on 07/21/2008, -1/+5I agree. It's so sad that adults still read this magazine thinking that it's full of wisdom. My first serious girlfriend and I tried everything mentioned in Cosmo for months until we both agreed that most of it was *****.
      • uberduger, on 07/21/2008, -1/+1Same here. Except it made us a bit more open to new stuff, and I have to say, reading it can be quite enlightening - reckon I'm a better boyfriend to girls than if I'd never touched it.
    • scoottie, on 07/21/2008, -0/+1i guess some women find machines as good substitutes, but why would you have sex with a washing machine .... :)
    • sovietninja, on 07/21/2008, -0/+3Only if you have the old kind though. The new HE ones use really good bearings or something and you can't even feel it moving, then you realize its ***** cold in the garage and you might of just seen a rat looking at your tasty balls.
    • Sharky35, on 07/21/2008, -0/+2My washing machine is 3.5' tall. It is an average sized one. SO.... as my penis is between my legs and not attached at my belly button, I find this very dubious.
  • glog, on 07/21/2008, -3/+50Buried for lack of pics or at least some diagrams.
    • NecroDigg, on 07/21/2008, -13/+3Moron. Try going to the original page linked at the bottom, it has diagrams
      • odoyle6, on 07/21/2008, -0/+10You mean it has "diagram", I would hardly consider one ***** drawing on the first position "diagrams". Try not being an ass hat.
      • teamgwho, on 07/21/2008, -0/+4Buried for refering to one Atari 2600 quality image as "diagrams", plural.
  • aislinnmarie, on 07/21/2008, -8/+2mmmm might have to try some of those!!
  • Fuxsit, on 07/21/2008, -4/+224Kitchen: check
    Erotic Extras: check
    Doorway: check
    Woman: Missing :(
    • webkami, on 07/21/2008, -19/+3You wasted time.

      Digger: check :(
    • snapya, on 07/21/2008, -21/+2And thats why your on digg....
    • dafunkmonster, on 07/21/2008, -7/+1Stating the obvious, are we? Everyone knows the quintessential digger is a total pimp of all things involving picking up real live women //sarcasm//, which is also why there are always True ads along the right margin of every Digg page.
    • uberduger, on 07/21/2008, -4/+7That was the most saddening comment I've read on Digg for a long time *single manly tear*
    • Ryvenn, on 07/21/2008, -0/+15I first read that as "Chicken: check".
      Momentary confusion followed by double-take.
    • rip911, on 07/21/2008, -1/+5check the freezer?
    • spawnfree, on 07/21/2008, -0/+3someone went ass to mouth

      you never go ass to mouth
  • stephenhacking, on 07/21/2008, -11/+1That was the article which most of the guys are seeking for now .It would be better if you tell the the season on which this must be done. anyway this no gonna reduce the population and unemployment in the country .
  • FlyingPhotog, on 07/21/2008, -10/+23Chicks tend to get bladder infections when you do it underwater or under a running shower. I'd advise against that one. It looks like fun in movies, but not 2-3 days later.
    • ralphodog, on 07/21/2008, -0/+26[Citation Needed]
      • CosmicJustice, on 07/21/2008, -1/+5Ask a woman if you can get one to talk to you.
      • FlyingPhotog, on 07/21/2008, -3/+3I'm married, to a real woman. And it's happened to us a couple times. There's your citation.
      • behlib99, on 07/21/2008, -0/+3stop double dipping
    • backbyter, on 07/21/2008, -0/+2I don't know about the bladder infections, but intercourse in water can be a real pain.

      If you (and your SO) like to have sex without lubrication, then the tub is for you.
    • uberduger, on 07/21/2008, -0/+3UTIs. Not all that sexy.
    • aggieotis, on 07/22/2008, -0/+2Just make sure she pees relatively soon after you have sex and all will be well.

      UTIs come from bacteria, and peeing flushes out the drain lines before the bacteria can work their way up.
  • Detry, on 07/21/2008, -2/+9Dugg for The Couching Tiger
  • yellowswan, on 07/21/2008, -3/+8There's no way in hell I'm going to read all of that…
  • BradOFarrell, on 07/21/2008, -3/+42Pics or it didnt happen.
  • Nick22, on 07/21/2008, -4/+56Zero gravity of water?

    buried...
  • damian7, on 07/21/2008, -4/+62None of this involves a tube sock and a used toilet paper roll so it really doesn't apply to Diggers
    • thunderclap, on 07/21/2008, -6/+5You would know, Oh king of toilet paper rolls
    • Velnich, on 07/21/2008, -0/+19Since when will it fit in a toilet paper roll?

      /flex
    • WoollyMittens, on 07/21/2008, -2/+1Surely you mean a PVC drain-pipe and a burlap bag, mister tiny schlong. :)
      • d4v312345, on 07/21/2008, -3/+1rofl.. tiny indeed.. is the tube sock meant to go INSIDE the toilet roll????! or just as a cum trap outside of it? either way..

        anyway the reason for my post is i question the pleasure one can derive from burlap... even lubed it seems plain wrong
  • swOhio, on 07/21/2008, -2/+35Cosmopolitan.com......yeah I don't give a ***** if the description said "click here for free money" I'm not clicking on it and contributing to that social landfill.
  • PerroBG, on 07/21/2008, -6/+1LOL! cosmopolitan! thats enought for me...
    that silly magazine by Helen Gurley Brown. to shows me/us sex positions?!?!
    no thanks...
  • jnordb, on 07/21/2008, -5/+7Funny...reading this article is the most action diggers are likely to get all weekend.
    • loopyloopy, on 07/21/2008, -0/+1ahh diggers, never let me down. i'm surprised it took this long before a comment like this appeared!
  • maddendude, on 07/21/2008, -2/+11these articles mean nothing to me, I'm never even gonna get a chance to use em...back to digging the article about the hot 60 year old...*sigh*
  • GorfTron, on 07/21/2008, -6/+25Sex itself would be out of the box for most diggers.
  • micahned, on 07/21/2008, -8/+5OGC
  • patpl22391, on 07/21/2008, -3/+145 more positions that I'll never be trying?
  • NecroDigg, on 07/21/2008, -4/+18I dont see how this article is relevant to diggers.
  • wutimatang, on 07/21/2008, -6/+12The only sex position Digg users will ever need = OGC
  • imdeanlabouty, on 07/21/2008, -2/+83Cosmo? Are you ***** kidding me? What happened to you, Digg?
    • lordtyros, on 07/21/2008, -0/+8"66 ways to please your man... by Some Lady"
    • KingGorilla, on 07/21/2008, -0/+6You used to be cool
    • uberduger, on 07/21/2008, -0/+4Number of Cosmo articles I've seen today: 1
      Number of Daily Mail articles I've seen today: 0
      Hey, in my opinion, we might be crawling back towards the light.
  • MDellW, on 07/21/2008, -2/+4Good to see Cosmo is just the same as I remember it. Erotic extra points for all.
  • MutatedNantuko, on 07/21/2008, -3/+4Useless post on Digg
  • suntzusputnik, on 07/21/2008, -1/+13diagrams! i demand them!
  • Dingadang, on 07/21/2008, -6/+1fap fap fap
  • NecroDigg, on 07/21/2008, -11/+4There ARE diagrams. Jesus christ, scroll to the bottom of the page and go to the original article. You are looking at the print friendly version.
  • stevedyun, on 07/21/2008, -1/+17These are the most creative positions ever? What about The Helicopter? Or the Flying Double Cross? Or the Angry Gorilla Croissant Slamma Jamma?
    • phibit, on 07/22/2008, -0/+1Thank you, I was afraid the classics would go unmentioned.
  • chkdg8, on 07/21/2008, -0/+3Please, most of these positions can be seen in action on most sites. One of them being a "youtube" ripoff but hey, their Alexa rating dismisses any doubt.
  • AboveandBeyond, on 07/21/2008, -0/+4too bad diggers, you need two people for this.
  • Nateon, on 07/21/2008, -0/+5What place does ***** Cosmo have on the front page of Digg?
  • NylilK, on 07/21/2008, -0/+2Why is this on digg front page? Girls read this kinda ***** in that damn magazine all the time.
    Also: I'll stick to nice comfy bed sex, thank you.
  • Gonasadude, on 07/21/2008, -3/+1tl;dr
  • dhVyse, on 07/21/2008, -0/+8These are definitely not that creative.
    • phibit, on 07/22/2008, -0/+1Apparently for Cosmo, creative == new place + uncomfortable position.
  • amitbhawani, on 07/21/2008, -2/+1Most of these are for HER, and not for HIM :( Too bad for me atleast :D because we can know whats going to happen in advance :P
    • mmmmmbiscuits, on 07/21/2008, -0/+1Buried and blocked for being a friendspamming douche.
  • ginogrz, on 07/21/2008, -0/+12It's the printable version. I see what you did there.
  • Ex3poo, on 07/21/2008, -3/+2FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP
  • mihnea007, on 07/21/2008, -0/+6COSMOPOLITAN? dude, you're reading a women s magazine to get better sex?
    • bonk2k, on 07/21/2008, -0/+4Who said the submitter is a dude?



      Hahaha just kidding. This is digg!
  • Somedude2137, on 07/21/2008, -1/+3no cleveland steamer?
  • sat0shi, on 07/21/2008, -1/+5If only Japan had these kind of magazines for women to read...

    Despite all the "wacky" Japanese porn out there, I'm sorry to inform you guys that 99% of Japanese women are boring as hell in the sack. Sigh.
    • fugazied, on 07/21/2008, -3/+4Wha.. you've had sex with 50 million japanese women?
    • sat0shi, on 07/21/2008, -1/+10No. It was an exaggeration meant to exemplify a point. The point in this case is that Japanese women seem to be less interested in and less involved in sex than their Western counterparts. My basis for this statement is my own experience with Japanese women living here, and those of others who I've talked with living both here and in the United States. It's really quite easy to tell how women in a particular society portray sex by looking at things like women's magazines, movies geared for women, or any number of other sources (including the women themselves). Again, I know it's a shattering disappointment to most of you but I was just sharing my opinion on the matter and how I felt like articles such as this one might help to better Japanese women's attitudes towards sex. Digg me down if you like.
      • l1wulf, on 07/21/2008, -0/+5That, sir, is the best response to a dumb-ass comment I've seen in a long time.

        Thank you.
      • titopuente, on 07/21/2008, -0/+2I would tend to disagree. I remember reading a line in the book Shogun a while back that basically said that they're not really very skilled, but if you tell them how to do things, they'll really throw themselves into it (or onto it, as it were). This goes along with my own experience with a Korean woman, though she also started looking for tips on her own. Just don't get them reading ***** Cosmo!
      • sat0shi, on 07/21/2008, -0/+3@titopuente:

        This is what happens when you read a book instead of experiencing things for yourself. The traditional view of Japanese women is that they are very subservient and will listen to your every word. In actuality, in modern Japanese society the women pretty much rule every aspect of a man's life. While it's true that men here spend a lot of time after work drinking with friends, perhaps even indulging in some sexual deviancy away from home, the woman technically controls all of this by giving their husbands an "allowance." Yes, the actual word they use for this is "allowance" just as you would give a child. Most households I know allow the husband between $200-$400 a month for lunch and after work activities. Even though the husband is the bread-winner, the wife controls ALL the money, thereby effectively controlling the husband.

        Furthermore, from the many households I've seen here (note that I'm not saying all are this way, but it does seem to be a majority) the wife is also very dominating within the household as well. Remember, we are not living in the Edo period anymore. The samurai are gone, and so is the mentality and structure that went with it.

        So, after all that, simply telling a Japanese woman what to do in the sack will usually result in a "no" or "I don't want to" or "I don't like that" or "I'm tired" or any other number of lines you most likely don't want to hear.
    • WiretapStudios, on 07/21/2008, -0/+1I'm co-signing here, and adding 'most asian women'.
  • veijeri, on 07/21/2008, -0/+7Buried for common and noncreative sexual positions.
  • Zyvo, on 07/21/2008, -0/+4None of these really strike me as all that creative. Cosmo is terrible at originality.
  • donkz, on 07/21/2008, -0/+9"Sit on the edge of the counter, pull your knees up to your chest, and place your feet flat on the counter. Have your guy...." wait, i'm reading it all wrong
  • Somedude2137, on 07/21/2008, -0/+4sex in the kitchen?? most creative position ever??? buried
  • Sererena, on 07/21/2008, -0/+3Buried for ***** COSMO.
  • doctormcnasty, on 07/21/2008, -0/+2sexcopter, anyone?
  • Brad324, on 07/21/2008, -0/+2This belongs on digg
  • WoollyMittens, on 07/21/2008, -0/+1Sexual positions without as much as a stick-figure diagram. How the hell are you supposed to figure that out?
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