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translate.google.com — Because one time or another some one will shoot while you take a dump in a Chinese bathroom.

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  • Primedeath, on 10/12/2007, -9/+53Mod me down, posted in wrong place.
  • davodavo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+32I'm so scared after the fall potato product.
  • Al3x, on 10/12/2007, -0/+32Oh my, the translation is absolutely terrible.
  • anagoge, on 10/12/2007, -0/+22When there's bombs going off and you're ***** yourself what better place to be!
  • inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+18"Oh my, the translation is absolutely terrible"

    Yeah whats funny isnt the concept of the bullet proof bathroom itself, its google translation, translating the page from chinesse to english

    "I create great pleasure feces relocation."
  • Ridonkulus, on 10/12/2007, -0/+15if someone got in the side remained still while notebook computer, at least not what a fish in the moat suffer!
  • MetalUnderShock, on 10/12/2007, -0/+14Somebody set up us the bomb
  • Primedeath, on 10/12/2007, -2/+15I need to brush up on my Engrish.
  • cody50, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12this way, you can catch them with their pants down.
  • inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+13I am a big fan of the "gotapee" theory of assassination.
  • zorpscorp, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10This average person struggling to eke out a living but good news for us, because if someone got in the side remained still while notebook computer, at least not what a fish in the moat suffer!

    yeah... I'd say that translation feature needs a little work
  • SonnyW, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10"at least not what a fish in the moat suffer!"

    Yeah, I was wondering about that myself, luckily the article covered that nicely.
  • xmetal2001, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10The translation sucks, but since they give the example of an explosion inside maybe the idea is a place for police/authorities to put a bomb if they find one and its about to explode. Protect people outside from the inside rather than the other way around.
  • thatgreekguy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9Who the money? ! If not said School! ! !
    I create great pleasure feces relocation.

    this is the point i mostly agree with, i mean who IS the money????
  • elpayo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7"the whole world is 911 events were so scared after the fall potato product"

    I think I have a new sig line.
  • cesclaveria, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7all your bathroom are belong to us.
  • lagnut, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8and the lock will jam anyway... usually when the bathroom is flooded with poo-water.
  • TokenUser, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Dugg for the translation.

    But, its not such a stupid idea. Public toilets would be a great place to hide a bomb. These toilets are not only bulletproof, but explosive proof (ever had bad szechuan chicken?). If a bomb were hidden in the toilet, the toilet would not explode, thus containing the explosion. I guess it could also be used at a pinch for the dtonation of bombs found on the streets if a containment device isnt available.

    Definately a publicity ploy on behalf of the Chinese government in preparation for the Olympics.
  • Wisgary, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5we get signal
  • nogoodreason, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5@Barryke

    Try Googling "Tiananmen Square" sometime.
  • inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5"Because one time or another some one will shoot while you take a dump in a Chinese bathroom."

    Dugg for being the best headline ever!
  • candiru, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5This average person struggling to eke out a living but good news for us, because if someone got in the side remained still while notebook computer, at least not what a fish in the moat suffer!

    ...of course!
  • TheContinental0, on 10/12/2007, -7/+12They'd probably be better off with a tank proof bathroom, it being China and all.
  • soll, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4May lower the price it is safe, the public toilets will cost 800,000 yuan, and personal safety over, it aimed at nothing!
  • nogoodreason, on 10/12/2007, -2/+6Out of interest, do any of the people who dugg TheContinental0 down work for Yahoo, Google or The Chinese Government?
  • tewcewl, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Lol. I think your comment went over the head of most of the users here.
  • tclark, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4Dugg entirely for the translation. RTFA, you won't regret it.
  • nogoodreason, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3I'd hate to be the guy taking a dump after the police stash a bomb in there...
  • stacky, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3"But one of the biggest professional alma mater chemical laboratory experiments devastated half the time, I finally find an ideal place to be recommended for them."

    I rest my case
  • MonkeyFit, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3I just wanna take a piss without gettin shot in the dick.
  • Hindu_Wardrobe, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Dugg for the description, which has to be the best I've ever read on digg.
  • keek4jc, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2I love reading engrish!
  • babelfishi, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Someone must've watched Hitchcock's 'Psycho'...
  • djntd, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Took the words right out of my mouth...
  • Tricky, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2I love how the usernames of the commenters were "Rick James, bitch" and "Hans Brix value".
  • flarn2006, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Mmmm...fall potato product...aghhgghgh
  • noouch, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2...for those really bad cases of explosive diarehha...
  • mikeazorin, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2"at least not what a fish in the moat suffer!"

    THAT IS SO FREAKIN' AWESOME!
  • Tazmaster, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2"The views expressed are you"

  • izzybomb, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2"Relations after the catch terrorists inside the toilet. . ."

    I wonder what that comment is implying...
  • Barryke, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Explain !
  • Informativo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Is really english?I think it looks like but....terrible inglish!!
  • SuperFarStucker, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1*squelch breaks* The bomb has been planted *squelch on*
  • GhostToon, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2Now I know what to do when somebody set up us the bomb.
  • steveabb1, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1"because if someone got in the side remained still while notebook computer, at least not what a fish in the moat suffer!"

    That's exactly what I've been saying all along!
  • dhughes, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1 It's probably a regular public toilet but the word bomb was not translated well. Explosion, bomb, gas, terror? All those words common when referring to public toilets, especially port-a-potties!
  • priceless721, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1am i drunk(yes) but seriously is that thhe worst engrish ever i feel screwed up reading it can't understand at all
  • xilaen, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Nice Translation once again Google, but here is a little better shot at it:

    http://www.worldlingo.com/S1790.5/translation?wl_srclang=ZH_CN&wl_trglang=en&wl_url=http://cn.engadget.com/2006/09/10/3200000-bulletproof-toilet/
  • Darkkish, on 10/12/2007, -1/+115. Ping pong tulip ping.
    Tao, ne ping pong.
  • Barryke, on 10/12/2007, -3/+2No, gave him a thumb down for not contibuting to the conversation and actually spilling nonsense afaik. You could say the same about the USA.
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