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- Ninjab3ar, on 10/12/2007, -3/+183HA! You guys are losers, I just received my bottle of WiFi Spray, AND IT WORKS!
- eplawless, on 10/12/2007, -4/+119you mean it isn't real :(
- RomulusX86, on 10/12/2007, -2/+85aww! doesn't work with Mac OSX
- ArthurBrazil, on 10/12/2007, -3/+76I love how all the last names of the satisfied customers are with smith.
*Disclaimers
WiFi Speed Spray™ is safe and effective when used as directed. However, the product is known to the State of California to cause cancer; developmental toxicity; and/or male pattern baldness. For outdoor use only. Do not use near electrical appliances. WiFi Speed Spray™ should not be used in the presence of pregnant women, women who have been pregnant, or women who may some day become pregnant. Keep away from children and household pets (especially birds). Do not take internally. If a persistent cough or partial paralysis develops, consult a physician,
Made in Malaysia, by Malaysians. Not intended for use by Malaysians.
Look at the image. "Using this stuff since 1948" - samgab, on 10/12/2007, -2/+68Wow, there's just no catching you out! You just knew, like, instinctationally, that this was a joke.
- unrealmp3, on 10/12/2007, -3/+57Haha, and I guess at least one person believed in this.
- Plezops, on 10/12/2007, -12/+60"DISCLAIMER: Do not use near electrical appliances."
Then how the ***** can I use it around my computer? - nofxjunkee, on 10/12/2007, -1/+49I've been using it since 1948!
- bobthehamster, on 10/12/2007, -0/+46for those who don't speak spanish:
It's very bad. It doesn't work. They tricked me! - RomulusX86, on 10/12/2007, -2/+42The Spanish guys says: it is very bad. it doesn't work (look at the reviews) lol :)
- lemorex, on 10/12/2007, -4/+44The Wifi Speed Spray didn't work. But I did safe 15% on my car Insurance by switching to Geico.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+39about as useful as a DVD rewinder!
- Ductapemaster, on 10/12/2007, -0/+26"Esto es muy malo. No trabaja. Me engañan!" -Toraidio Smith, Tijuana
Awesome...just awesome. Please tell me you know Spanish! - commonsence21, on 10/12/2007, -1/+26*purchase*
- Urusai, on 10/12/2007, -2/+25No way, the only way you can make your WiFi faster is to use magnets. Magnets are scientific!
- Celeron, on 10/12/2007, -0/+20What the hell is that math? That's some bs calculus.
- TommyRubbish, on 10/12/2007, -0/+19But does it leave your computer room smelling pine fresh?
- habitat2050, on 10/12/2007, -0/+16"Made in Malaysia, by Malaysians. Not intended for use by Malaysians."
Thats the best - Hellman109, on 10/12/2007, -0/+15I need to get one of those, my CD rewinder was great but now I have all these unrewindable DVDs.
Im glad the video store hasnt noticed yet! - jus1haz2, on 10/12/2007, -0/+15Damnt! I called and no one answered. I need my wifi to go through my lead walls!
- NuchDog, on 10/12/2007, -2/+16It was invented by Al Gore!
- LaueOfficer, on 10/12/2007, -0/+13No fooling you!
- moet, on 10/12/2007, -5/+18lol of course it is at the bottom of the page he says this "OK. The joke's over.
Nothing left to see here."
I love the disclaimer
"However, the product is known to the State of California to cause cancer; developmental toxicity; and/or male pattern baldness. For outdoor use only. Do not use near electrical appliances. " - bug20k1, on 10/12/2007, -0/+13uh oh, your clue is giving ME a clue!
- Nogger, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12I am quite happy with my WLAN cables. fastest WLAN evar!!1!
- Murdats, on 10/12/2007, -2/+14all the names arent just smith
they are T. Smith - davecor, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12If people would just RTFM and follow the correct maintenance for their equipment, they wouldn't need cheesy gimmicks like this.
As long as you regularly change the router's oil it will stay nice and fast. - golhra, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11Tis a fake number.
- doubleblack, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11My favorite part was where if you weren't satisfied, you could mail it back with a check for $12.95 for a full refund...
- piranhaa, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11They forgot to add in the article (I have a friend named Ralph who tested it himself): "it tastes like burrrrning"
- Brenky, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10J-walk.com is a treasure trove of all that is wonderful on the internet. The Guitar God, Myrtle McNeedle and Spam U are awesome pages as well. Check 'em out!
- Kflo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10LOL click on the link there about myrtle mcneedle!
This is too hillarious - ohhhL3ThaL, on 10/12/2007, -2/+11I don't get why you are ridiculing it, it does work...
- Plezops, on 10/12/2007, -6/+15[REMOVED BY ME]
- bergur1, on 10/12/2007, -2/+9very nice!
I have a raging clue
also I dare someone to call the number
no wait double dare - xylo36, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9This looks like an excellent product, but when I tried to purchase online I got "Online ordering not available. Just call the damn number, Ok?
A shame, because my wifi has been really slow lately... - golhra, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8I think I may call them on skype for some fun.
- myheaditches, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8I can't wait to get my satellite connection cables, sure it'll be a pain to install, but it'll be worth it.
- gnalakalaciath5, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7who the hell is "me", and why does he think he can go around editing comments whenever he wants?
- nielkie, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7Arr.. Tis' seems to be some kind or treasure map!
- SolidStiles, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7My clue is pointing over here!
- CodeBlack08, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6And don't forget the "check for $12.95 to cover handling, restocking, and legal fees. You'll receive a complete refund within 10-12 weeks."
I couldn't even think of what the legal fees could be for... Who wants to be the first to press charges? - unimatrixZxero, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5You made my day moet. I laughed out loud in class this morning. Too bad we aren't supposed to use the internet during lectures.
- RyeBrye, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5I changed the spark plugs in my Belkin router to use some of the Cisco brand Titanium plugs and man is it faster...
- BuddhaChu, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5Yeah, mail back the UNopened bottle. :)
From George Carlin's "A Place For My Stuff" album
Parent: How do you know you don't like it, if you've never even tried it?
Little George: It came to me in a dream! - emorphien, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5nice mathcad code there
- jus1haz2, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4I did! Doesnt work, DAMNT! I need that *****, my wifi is slow
- Majin, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4i cant wait to see the endorsement for this on diggnation XD
- wicked9, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3ask for murray
- iseebluuue, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3hilarious!
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