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- inactive, on 02/21/2008, -5/+383Om nom nom nom
- ukdave, on 02/21/2008, -28/+267I for one welcome our new evil fish overlords.
- scootscr15, on 02/21/2008, -1/+204Solution: Sharks.
- magoblygoo, on 02/21/2008, -10/+197"Female snakeheads have been known to attack and sometimes actually kill human beings" ... I guess thats true of all Females. even the human ones.
- squishee, on 02/21/2008, -2/+183How pissed would you be if you were a top marksman eager for combat and were instead ordered to snipe crawling fish...
- dogpigeoncow, on 02/21/2008, -3/+150I wonder if they are somehow connected to the damaged cables...
- revmhatt, on 02/21/2008, -0/+136"What is your job here solider?"
"I snipe fish, Sir!"
"Outstanding" - inactive, on 02/21/2008, -2/+134*with lasers on their heads
- Etchii, on 02/21/2008, -5/+94Wow four days out of water!?
Is it still considered a fish? - Dumbledorito, on 02/21/2008, -3/+86“The reaction was, ‘Oh s***’.”
Also acceptable would have been "Game over, man!" - inactive, on 02/21/2008, -4/+87No. The world's most evil fish, the giant snakehead fish, is not a fish.
- sjbdallas, on 02/21/2008, -0/+70If they're so tasty the solution seems simple. Start eating those nasty looking things.
- DreKor, on 02/21/2008, -0/+63Skinner: Well, I was wrong. The lizards are a godsend.
Lisa: But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're
overrun by lizards?
Skinner: No problem. We simply release wave after wave of Chinese
needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.
Lisa: But aren't the snakes even worse?
Skinner: Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous
type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.
Lisa: But then we're stuck with gorillas!
Skinner: No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around,
the gorillas simply freeze to death. - inactive, on 02/21/2008, -16/+78That's not a Snakehead, that's HIllary
- inactive, on 02/21/2008, -1/+58We have those bastards in the Potomac now, too. They are eating up everything.
- ikepigott, on 02/21/2008, -0/+49You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.
- Grahamcracker, on 02/21/2008, -1/+47Gorillas. The beautiful thing is that they freeze to death in the winter.
- inactive, on 02/21/2008, -2/+47so pissed i might shoot somebody
- chill1217, on 02/21/2008, -0/+42somehow looks a lot less threatening on wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_snakehead
- thefezman, on 02/21/2008, -0/+40Tell everyone shark meat is tasty and cures ED?
That or amphibious super badgers. With miniguns. - diggface5000, on 02/21/2008, -2/+41How we handled the invasioin: "Snipers were placed around invaded bodies of water with shoot on sight orders. Whole lakes were poisoned, wiping out hundreds of other fish in the process, to stop the snakefish from spreading" A memo that was meant for Fish and Wildlife accidently got misplaced on the desk of a DHS worker?
- yodaj007, on 02/21/2008, -3/+40Do they have lasers mounted on their freaking heads?
- nmckinlay, on 02/21/2008, -3/+38All your cables are belong to fish.
- whatthefu, on 02/21/2008, -0/+35"The giant snakehead will eat absolutely everything in a body of water then crawl over land to the next pond or lake." I think I am going to ***** my pants.
- inactive, on 02/21/2008, -0/+32Jesus Christ it´s a snakehead.
GET IN THE BOAT! - mearom, on 02/21/2008, -1/+31and its rage infected
- donte, on 02/21/2008, -0/+30Well, for starters you could keep reminding yourself that it's a man-killing fish that can crawl on land. Granted I'd probably just grab 2 pistols and run around the lake pretending I was Duke Nukem.
- cthulhukb, on 02/21/2008, -0/+29They mostly come at night... mostly.
- inactive, on 02/21/2008, -3/+31I just knew I'd see this comment before I clicked on the story.
- waco616, on 02/21/2008, -0/+27fishing... with a high powered rifle. id bring some beer and make a weekend of it.
- SpacePirate, on 02/21/2008, -2/+29I heard it was easy... Like shooting fish. In a barrel.
- boredsam, on 02/21/2008, -0/+25The ones I create in Spore will.
- borez, on 02/21/2008, -0/+23It's eaten that wordpress site
- inverselogic, on 02/21/2008, -1/+23Saw one of these ***** in Florida, ate a baby duck swimming on the surface ;(
- member57, on 02/21/2008, -1/+23That's Frickin' lasers on their heads..
- plup, on 02/21/2008, -0/+21That's how I eat shrimps.
- xero01, on 02/21/2008, -0/+19GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!
- Harrison88, on 02/21/2008, -0/+19"crawl over land to the next pond or lake" wait what? Crawl over land!? That's no fish! Would be really funny to see it chase you down a road though.
- danqueca, on 02/21/2008, -0/+19And now, why are you being dugg down.......
- chris4404, on 02/21/2008, -0/+19Yeah they'd eat your ***** too.
- Arcesius, on 02/21/2008, -1/+20And then if there's a shark infestation?
- MrFisty, on 02/21/2008, -0/+17Best quote from the article:
According to the Sun newspaper, an environment agency rep said: “The reaction was, ‘Oh s***’.” You know you’re dealing with a serious environmental problem when people from environmental agencies start cursing in newspapers. - BadseedJR, on 02/21/2008, -0/+17umm, ouch...
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/520500/giant_snakehe ... - chrisaug18, on 02/21/2008, -0/+17Not very...fish don't shoot back
- inactive, on 02/21/2008, -3/+18I'm surprised I still find that funny.
- oddball, on 02/21/2008, -0/+15i dont think that a couple rifles and a little poison quite equals a nuclear bomb......
- rpieszak, on 02/21/2008, -4/+19This "man-eating fish" has evolved enough to survive on land for four days. Okay, let's stop and think about that. Now, anybody else think it's about time to put these "fish" into extinction, before we're no longer the dominant species?
- davidsmero, on 02/21/2008, -1/+16Hitler fish...
- Sundress, on 02/21/2008, -2/+17"Officials in the U.S. had to fight an invasion of the fish with the equivalent of a nuclear bomb." - see the bomb is a good thing...
- 0crabby0, on 02/21/2008, -0/+13Solution: Snakehead Fishin' Tournament
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