What is Digg?78 Comments
- elbergel, on 10/10/2007, -0/+30"Thats pure, concentrated evil coming out of your butt"
- ChromaVita, on 10/10/2007, -0/+21I once heard a quaint little ditty about beans. Apparently they are both magical, and a fruit.
- bightchee, on 10/10/2007, -0/+20That jalapeno & garlic pizza I had the other night, for example.
- monsterenergy, on 10/10/2007, -0/+15While you sleep.
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -2/+16 Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for
baked beans. She loved them but unfortunately they had always had a very
embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction to her. Then one day she met a
guy and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry she
thought to herself, "He is such a sweet and gentle man, he would never go
for this carrying on." So, she made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.
Some months later her car broke down on the way home from work.
Since she lived in the country she called her husband and told him that she
would be late because she had to walk home. On her way she passed a small
diner and the aroma of the baked beans was more than she could stand.
Since she still had miles to walk, she figured that she would walk off any ill
effects by the time she reached home. So, she stopped at the diner and
before she knew it, she had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All
the way home she putt-putted. And upon arriving home she felt reasonably
sure she could control it.
Her husband seemed excited to see her and exclaimed delightedly, "Darling, I
have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded her
and led her to her chair at the table. She seated herself and just as he was about to remove the
blindfold from his wife, the telephone rang. He made her promise not to
touch the blindfold until he returned. He then went to answer the phone.
The baked beans she had consumed were still affecting her and the pressure
was becoming almost unbearable, so while her husband was out of the room
she seized the opportunity, shifted her weight to one leg and let it go. It was
not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front
of a pulpwood mill. She took her napkin and fanned the air around her
vigorously. Then, she shifted to the other cheek and ripped three more, which
reminded her of cabbage cooking. Keeping her ears tuned to the conversation
in the other room, she went on like this for another ten minutes.
When the phone farewells signaled the end of her freedom, she fanned the air
a few more times with her napkin, placed it on her lap and folded her hands
upon it, smiling contentedly to herself. She was the picture of innocence when
her husband returned.
Apologizing for taking so long, he asked her if she peeked, and she assured
him that she had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and she was
surprised!!!
There were twelve dinner guests seated around the table to wish her a Happy
Birthday!! - Wonderkind, on 10/10/2007, -0/+10Not to mention that they're good for your heart.
- vidorian, on 10/10/2007, -0/+9I bet the people around you would tend to disagree
- LFAB, on 10/10/2007, -3/+11Now I know my TPG (toots-per-gallon): 30-40! I love the internets.
- SeaMowse, on 10/10/2007, -2/+8I'm surprised that this isn't at the 'How things work' website. :P
- DeskFlyer, on 10/10/2007, -1/+7Drinking lots of cheap beer before you go to bed.
- bigpeeler, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6I thought it was the enzyme, Tacosa Bellaphosus.
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5That's like the old lady that kept ripping farts and saying, "whew, that one was silent but deadly" and her husband says, "change your damn hearing aid battery".
- Madmod, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4The real question is which foods make a more potent flaming fart.
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3so you have a horrible diet?
- BearinG, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Dugg for using "toots" in description.
- Viremia, on 10/10/2007, -1/+4pffft, I pass the 20 mark within the first hour of being awake. I guess I make up for all those women who we know are incapable of pooting. Damn, I gotta change my diet.
- UlicBelouve, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Great for scaring the crap out of med students too! Nothing like a dead body rippin' one.
- astrotrain, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2My cats farted....kinda funny to watch them grooming themselves, and they rip one... they pause, and look around as if they are wondering "what the hell was that!?"... then they go back to grooming themselves.
- LordSkywalker, on 10/10/2007, -5/+715-20 per day? I don't know about you guys, but I don't.
- jpmulli, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Aha! Now we know what is really causing the greenhouse effect.
- FunkyPits, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3Dugg because I just dropped ass on a co-worker right before I pulled up digg.
- wildsnake, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2The fart pictures and fart news on the first page
- tankdilla, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2I knew a guy in high school who was embarrassed about farting around people, so he would hold it in. Doing that for years ended up messing up his bowels, and he had to go to the doctor to get fixed up. The doctor told him from now on, whenever you have to fart, let it out. And man, that guy would let it rip at any time, and let everyone know it was him. I'd never seen a guy so proud of farting.
- astrotrain, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Yup it is... in fact corpses use to "sit up" due to trapped gases in the body. Scared the hell out of the folks coming to pay their last respects. Since then plates have been installed on some body's to keep them from sitting up if the mortician could not get all the gases out.
- oxymoron69, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3that's almost a joke from mallrats...
except this part: "Its "pull my finger," but for the x-games generation."
and that is just nasty! i don't think i've ever let one slip while that relaxed, and if i were going down on a girl who did that.... i'd think twice about sticking my face south of that equator again :-| - JasonCox, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2"In fact, it's normal to fart up to half of a gallon (1.9 liters)"
Holy *****! - astrotrain, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Good recipe for a fart: Beer & Halushki (Butter, Noodles, Onions, and Cabbage)
Guaranteed to wake the neighbors via sound and smell.
And for our lactose intolerant fans: Beer & Potato Soup (Milk, Potatoes, Noodles and Cabbage).
You'll have the effects of above with the added bonus of the Hershey Squirts... - inactive, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1It smells in here. I guess someone here just farted....
- flipcritic, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Sooner or later, this just had to come out on Digg.
- jono10, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2Digg needs a Fart section, You listening Kev?
- theodenking, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Holy crap. I was just wondering about this on the way home! Digg is awesome.
- astrotrain, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1www.farts.com
www.ifarted.com - astrotrain, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1TacoSmell (or fast food for that matter) gives most folk a bad case of the Sharts...
- erinzdad, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Farts are the most evil of the noxious green house gases. If we all converted to vegetarianism as the greenies suggest it would mean emitting 12 billion liters of methane per day. Methane is 25 times more deadly to mother earth than CO2. Just as I suspected steak is the answer to curbing global warming! As Marie Antionette said:
"Let them eat Steak!" - euro22, on 12/17/2008, -0/+1What makes us fart? Taco Bell.
- astrotrain, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Fart in an elevator Stinkin' it up when I'm goin' down-n-n-n-nnn
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Hot chicks dont fart or poop. So this 1.9 gallons BS is pure BS.
- webwidejosh, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1WhyStuffWorks.com is so much better.
- sasome, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2i dont fart "I'm a lady!"
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1"What makes us Fart?"
digg and the Democrat party that blames farts on America! - jeriqo, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1That fart sounded like a ringing phone Phil!
Oh wait, that is the phone... - Radan, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1It's the magic smoke that makes things work that is trying to escape.
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1i for one welcome non-tabooed attitude towards farts.
but keep farting outside. - tankdilla, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Don't forget the toots that come out while you're crapping. You should count next time.
- oriondarkwood, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1What is really good is to let a slient but deadly out in your co-workers cube and then blame them ROFLMAO
- astrotrain, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Because everyone likes fart subjects... its natural... its a Gas Gas Gas...
- astrotrain, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1Chicks are funny when they fart, while they are awake, they hold the pressure back and you get a **poof** like sound, now the real fun is when they are asleep, they can not hold it down, then thats when you get the loud rippers. So powerful it will blow the blankets off.
Now, the worst farts are Queefs.... deadly, and unexpected. - fuckinhell, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0Women dont fart they "Pluff"
- bungoman, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0This of course only applies to guys. Everyone knows girls don't fart.
- CoJest, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0sitting on my arse and reading this stuff
-
Show 51 - 78 of 78 discussions
© Digg Inc. 2009
— Content created and posted by Digg users is