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There is No Way This Crab is Real [PIC]

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Who dugg this? Made popular Sep 15, 2007

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  • FreakyD, on 10/14/2007, -6/+721That's a serious case of crabs on your junk
  • completerobot, on 10/10/2007, -10/+569Attack the weak point for massive damage!
  • imabot, on 10/10/2007, -5/+384Its dinner looking for lunch.
  • sjbdallas, on 10/10/2007, -3/+361It appears to be a coconut crab: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coconut_crab
  • liquidcola, on 10/10/2007, -14/+218wonder how that would taste with some lemon and butter...
  • inactive, on 10/10/2007, -12/+205This is a rare breed of crab, which only lives in paris hilton's pubic hair
  • Misinformant, on 10/10/2007, -5/+188looks like it has a hamburger for an ass
  • TheHapacalypse, on 10/10/2007, -0/+169Damn, now I'm glad I only have raccoons getting into my garbage . . .
  • ericisshort, on 10/10/2007, -5/+132it would have been nice if this informative post could have been a little less pretentious.
  • colin409, on 10/10/2007, -12/+126How'd you guess? Maybe a read of the pic title?
  • zombiemosess, on 10/10/2007, -11/+101i for one welcome our new giant crab overlords.
  • Conseal, on 10/10/2007, -6/+95I think it's called Assbruger syndrome.
  • inactive, on 10/10/2007, -7/+88Holy crab! that's scary
  • rasbill, on 10/10/2007, -1/+80if they get near you just hit them with the shampoo
  • Synn, on 10/10/2007, -4/+75Was this picture taken in ancient Japan?
  • TomP, on 10/10/2007, -8/+78there's a burger on its arse
  • moduc, on 10/10/2007, -6/+68I some how don't get the "Stupid" part. How is it junk? Unless you link the poison parts with the crabs. Their food type may not be the same as yours, but as long as it's safe, good, healthy, not from forbidden source, I think it's Ok.
  • ElGuano, on 10/10/2007, -2/+51That's how it lures its prey.
  • Subvexer, on 10/10/2007, -8/+56Guess it's American
  • john2kx, on 10/10/2007, -2/+44yes.. and it's all historically accurate.
  • UtopiaInTheSky, on 10/10/2007, -5/+44Crabs are insects?!
  • fordistumley, on 10/10/2007, -3/+40What the hell are you blathering about?
  • pixelate, on 10/10/2007, -2/+39Heh, I just never know what to expect when I see a Wikipedia link from a Digg page.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Coconut_crab&oldid=158095586
  • Renton, on 10/10/2007, -2/+37That's its weak point.
  • TheFinaleofSeem, on 10/10/2007, -2/+36Did-a-chum, did-a-chee, not to worry, you've got the key!
  • Myonosken, on 10/10/2007, -2/+34Combine dropship.
  • naonao, on 10/10/2007, -8/+40And cue the Giant Enemy Crab reference...
  • atomsforpeace, on 10/10/2007, -8/+40bats are bugs.
  • sjbdallas, on 10/10/2007, -3/+35Geez, now I feel like a dumbass. I actually never noticed the title, i was looking and wikipedia for some info on the red crabs of christmas island and came across a pic that looked like this one.
  • nost4lgic, on 10/10/2007, -2/+34Common misconception. It's actually a Kingler.
    http://www.dltk-kids.com/pokemon/adoptions/kingler-p.htm
  • Jibberwalk, on 10/10/2007, -2/+31They're digging him down because atomsforpeace was making a very obvious joke.
  • 97thfloor, on 10/10/2007, -3/+32Looks like it is straight out of that old school game Creature Shock
  • richlw, on 10/10/2007, -5/+33they're crab people!
  • MetaMars, on 10/10/2007, -8/+33"The coconut crab is admired for its strength, and it is said that villagers use this animal to guard their coconut plantations. A coconut crab may attack a person if it is threatened. The coconut crab, especially if it is not yet fully grown, is also sold as a pet, for example in Tokyo. The cage must be strong enough that the animal cannot use its strong claws to escape."

    O_O
  • XxXoldsaltXxX, on 10/10/2007, -0/+25I would thoroughly ***** myself if i came across one of those things.
  • ewc80, on 10/10/2007, -2/+26Don't be silly! Paris Hilton has no public hair.
  • elvenseven, on 10/10/2007, -2/+25FAIL.
  • BevansDesign, on 10/10/2007, -2/+25Yea, I don't like it when marine life is too big to be stomped on.
  • Schmidtopolis, on 10/10/2007, -3/+25There's a serious lack of singing Dragons for it to be ancient Japan.
  • NickMilne, on 10/10/2007, -4/+25I actually screamed a little when I saw it. Here, in my apartment in a landlocked city in Canada.
  • Tenlow, on 10/10/2007, -5/+26That might have been a clue.
  • oneoverzero, on 10/10/2007, -3/+24dugg for Calvin and Hobbes.
  • badjoke, on 10/10/2007, -1/+22Hahaha, geocities.
  • Cinaga, on 10/10/2007, -1/+21Hunny, I think I hear the raccoons getting in the garbage can again. Could you go check it out?!?!
  • Matteos, on 10/10/2007, -3/+22Ha! You have crabs.
  • JoshuaH, on 10/10/2007, -2/+21And completerobot beat both of you.
  • macromorgan, on 10/10/2007, -1/+19Mudcrabs. I hate the things.
  • Vindexus, on 10/10/2007, -1/+18[citation needed]
  • nwcubsfan, on 10/10/2007, -21/+38I, for one, welcome our new giant crab overlords.
  • qber, on 10/10/2007, -1/+18That doesn't mean they are insects. That's like saying we are birds because phylum chordata includes all vertebrates, including birds and mammals.
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