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- nerdjesus1, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3All you have to do is watch Clerks once to know that you can have an erection once dead.
- Cerberus047, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2"did you know that if you eat a banana and drink coke at the same time, you WILL throw up!
The chemical mixture creates bubbles that irritate the esophogas causing you to puke. I thought it was among those of urbam legends, until i tried it myself!" now i can get out of school fuuuck yeah - ever, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2 Haha, number ten made my day. Time to pick some more magic nose goblins. digg ++++
- ViperDaimao, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Of course you can have an erection once dead, did nobody see Clerks?
- dinki, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Be warned that this may be NSFW due to an Adult Friend Finder ad at the bottom.
- Cerberus047, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1i need to die on my face so i can have a huuuge boner at my funeral!!!
- wthulhu, on 08/29/2009, -0/+1why would I dig this?
- ThankTheCheese, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1"you can get an erection after you die"
Aah. That explains the open casket at his funeral...couln't get the lid to shut. - WebCester, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Actually everything you said further supported the theory. Theoretically, all of your suggestions would work to strengthen your immune system. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, and I really doubt you have anything in your mucus that could kill you.
I'm 21, healthy, with a good immune system. I've never taken antibiotics (and I do mean never), but should I ever get sick enough that my body can't take care of itself, and only then, a small dose of them should take care of anything. Until then, I'll get by with fresh fruit and water. Can't let the little buggers get immune to antibiotics after all.
Moral: Just because you think you're right doesn't make it so. - CptnObvious, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *dies*
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1wait wait
that isnt really Hypnotizing a Chicken is it? Your really just making it confused - zoltan, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1"Did you know that if God made an ice cream sundae so big that he couldn't eat the whole thing, the earth would explode?" i laughed... so stupid but i stilll laughed
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0eating boogers and lactating men... yucky
- daurkin, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Reading dieing from laughing too much almost killed me.
- dj_sea2005, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0hey, have YOU ever seen a horse eating a fig? very very funny stuff...
- breakneckridge, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0If you never saw the movie Clerks, congratulations! You now have two extra hours of useful life that you haven't wasted.
- timbudtwo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Already knew a lot of that. Many lesser animals can be so called "hypnotised" in that same manner, its more of distracting the animal long enough for it to forget where it is, than actually hypnotising it, as it comes out of this state after a minute or two on its own.
- scarabic, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0"you can die on the toilet" is a science factoid?
- XMorbius, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0nerdjesus1 and viperdaimao - Although it turned out ok in this case, FAR too many people trust movies (worse comedies) as a viable source of information today. Just like TV, you can't trust everything you see in movies, no matter who makes them!
Definetely a cool article though, my idea for human cheese was always stopped by the fact that women want too much money for that sweet sweet milk. Now I can make my own! - iamhumble, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0man... i am glad i do pick my nose and eat what i find... it is good for me....
- tidejwe, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0BTW, as for the eating snot is good for you thing. . . I say that's stupid. The article said it was good to pick your nose and then eat it because such an activity "exposes the digestive system to bacteria accumulated in the mucus, thereby helping to strengthen the immune system."
How stupid of a reason can you get? Most of us are looking to AVOID getting more bacteria in us. That's why they have "anti-biotics" which KILL BACTERIA. Yes some bacteria are good for us and help keep us healthy, but we already have those inside us. Why would we want to intentionally subject ourselves to new bacteria which could be potentially REALLY harmful and require us to use anti-biotics to kill them and ALL good bacteria off too? How stupid! By the same argument I could lick my carpet just to swallow "NEW bacteria" into my digestive system. Or heck, why not leave raw meat out for several hrs and then eat it just so I can get new bacteria that accumulate in it?!?! The nose is designed to keep out bad bacteria, so why on earth would you want to INTENTIONALLY put that stuff in your mouth when your nose went through so much trouble to keep it out because it thinks it's bad for you? You could go lick a toilet to get new bacteria too! Or hey! Why not simply start kissing animals? Then you can get all the bacteria out of their saliva. What a stupid argument! Some people should not be given college degrees and called "scientists."
Moral: Don't believe everything you read, even if it was from a "scientist" - tidejwe, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0I had heard most of these before, but it was definitely cool to read again and be able to digg! The thing that caught my attention was the 3rd nipple thing. I mean if there was an intelligent designer, then how do you explain people getting a 3rd nipple along the normal nipple lines other animals get them on? Evolution easily explains this as something that happens with many mammals as they have multiple nipples to feed multiple babies at a time.
Also, men giving milk? I read somewhere that one in every ten-thousand babies are technically born with both sexes (male and female, aka hermaphrodites) but doctors USUALLY make a few "snips" and change them to female because they've found that making them male has future problems with hormones and breasts and stuff in later years (granted usually one sex is dominant, and in that case they'll choose the dominant one, but apparently it's generally female). ID has a hard time explaining these issues, but Evolution/science can explain them rather easily. Some men aren't born as hermies, but may have had too many female hormones in them which allows them to grow REAL BREASTS and give milk. This is actually more common than you think, I actually knew 2 guys who had real breasts, one of which actually leaked milk on occassion (he went to my high-school, poor guy). Disgusting, but why would an ID make guys grow breasts, and produce milk?
Long live evolution. Great DIGG! - hiro, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1What is Clerks?
- LatvianHedgehog, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0horray for hypnotizing chickens
- flock31070, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0"Gay bomb is an informal name for a potential non-lethal chemical weapon, which a U.S. Air Force research laboratory speculated about producing.
In one sentence of the document it was suggested that a strong aphrodisiac could be dropped on enemy troops, ideally one which would also cause "homosexual behaviour".
o_o - monolith, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Frak, thanks dinki!
- EvilOtto, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0anyone else think of evil dead II when they read #3?
- SweetsGreen, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0I've been eating my boogers for years:)
- tidejwe, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0@multifaceted,
Sorry, no offense was intended if it was taken, and I would honestly love to hear your explanation of how it fits with Intelligent Design. I have thought of many arguments, but I like to hear both sides. I sincerely hope you reply. :) - h0dg3s, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0I already knew dead people could have erections
misleading title - Quantic, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0@bigred
Digg has 3 types of users: The complete ***** who know everything and is therefore old news or immature to them, the utterly stupid who flame back at the *****, and everyone else. These three categories could use some refining but you get the general idea. - mazetaras, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Picking one's nose and eating it might be healthy
- bigred, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Did anyone else notice that the comments on that page from yesterday and up to a certain point today when this got dugg to the front page were all relatively flame/insult free, but now it's all people flaming eachother and being *****?
- DewayneSmith, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1" if you snap an erected penis YOU WILL DIE of blood loss. I know, I saw my friend do it. it works because an erection is caused by the blood flow through the penis and if you snap it blood will GO EVERYWHERE AS A TOXIC POISON THAT WILL KILL THE ATMOSOPHERE LETTING THE ALIENS COME TO EARTH AND CUT ALLTHE PENIS'S OFF THEREFORE KILLING EVERYONE WHILE STEALING THEIR WIVES AND GIRLFRIENDS."
... - spyro187, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1So is the new rule that if you don't have "Top" and a number in the title then it doesn't go to the front page?
No Digg - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Good. I have an excuse to eat boogers now.
- EpsilonPi118, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Sorry, but this is rather retarded.
- Fennmacon, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0already knew about the erection thing because of clerks(awesome)
but this was awesome - sgt99999, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0The nose picking one must be for the IE developers.
- Piper7865, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Of course it can be explained by ID ... It is therefore someone(God/higher intelligence) met it to be that way ... ID can literally explain everything in the world because it's based on faith rather then rational thought.
- multifaceted, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0@tideway
It can be explained with an ID but it means you have to have an open mind for longer then 2 seconds. - eddieo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0"A weapon could make you Gay"
WAD- "Weapons of Ass Destruction" - TomJ, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0"Hypnotize Chickens" . . . yeah, just takes european wheels, "bling", and some party favors . . .
- Killerah, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0I've done the chicken hypnotizing thing, it's hillarious. Also the gay bomb is a funny idea.
- JPhilipson, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0thanks dinki
- BugMeNot2, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0"Don't laugh too much, it can kill you
Fatal hilarity is death as a result of laughter. In the third century B.C. the Greek philosopher Chrysippus died of laughter after seeing a donkey eating figs (hey, it wasn't THAT funny).
On 24 March 1975 Alex Mitchell, a 50-year-old bricklayer from King's Lynn, England, literally died laughing while watching an episode of The Goodies. According to his wife, who was a witness, Mitchell was unable to stop laughing whilst watching a sketch in the episode "Kung Fu Kapers" in which Tim Brooke-Taylor, dressed as a kilted Scotsman, used a set of bagpipes to defend himself from a psychopathic black pudding in a demonstration of the Scottish martial art of "Hoots-Toot-ochaye". After twenty-five minutes of continuous laughter Mitchell finally slumped on the sofa and expired from heart failure. His widow later sent the Goodies a letter thanking them for making Mitchell's final moments so pleasant. "
LMFAO - Cyberdactyl, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0Number 10 was entirely to ***** much info!
- MrMysterious, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0Dugg for one of the few interesting front page stories today.
- mrmatchgame, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1Let See...
"You can Hypnotize Chickens"
1.Why?!?!?
"You can have an erection once dead"
2. I saw this in a movie once.
"Your hand can have a life of it's own"
3. So MY HAND CAN Strangle me!!!
"Don't laugh too much, it can kill you"
4. This almost happen to me once.
"A weapon could make you Gay"
5. WTF?
"It's true, Men can breastfeed"
6. WTF...WTF...WTF...
"Bart Simpson's Tomacco (half tomato, half tobacco) was possible"
7. Lights or Regulars?
"It's OK to have a third nipple"
8. Got One
"You can die on the Toilet"
9. One Word... Elvis
"Picking one's nose and eating it might be healthy"
10. I know I shouldn't of listen to my mom whenm she said to stop!!! - snowsk8er77, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0any one who has seen the movie "Clerks" knows that you can still have an erection once dead
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