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- eneshelon, on 10/12/2007, -2/+38well now we know that the robot isnt muslim or jewish
- Tazmaster, on 10/12/2007, -6/+40Digg me down
- zweben, on 10/12/2007, -1/+33I am the most human person in the world!!!!
MWAHHAHA. - benshariff, on 10/12/2007, -1/+22This guy pulled a sick prank in college and pocketed some tissue from his G/A class. He deep fried it and told us they were chitlins and pork rinds. He got his ass kicked!
- geronimo, on 10/12/2007, -2/+18I've heard, although I don't know if it's true, that Indians in Mexico were excited about the pigs European explorers brought over because they tasted like humans.
- Artifez, on 10/12/2007, -3/+19People living near crematoria often talk of a "roast pork" smell.
- evirus, on 10/12/2007, -6/+21and you would know this............. how?
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -4/+14To quote myself on that engadget article:
"Forget soylent green, Beggin' Strips are people!!!!!!!!!" - BigBoogie, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11Bacon? thats funny, I always thought my girlfriend tasted like fish.
- candiru, on 10/12/2007, -1/+10how about shut the hell up.
- MrBabyMan, on 10/12/2007, -4/+13I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords...
- NanoStuff, on 10/12/2007, -2/+11So robots find us tasty... that really makes me feel much better about the future.
- jonatj, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8I don't know why this article made me think of this Simpsons scene:
Homer: I'll have the smiley face breakfast special. Uhh, but could you add a bacon nose? Plus bacon hair, bacon mustache, five o'clock shadow made of bacon bits and a bacon body.
Waitress: How about I just shove a pig down your throat?
(Homer looks excited)
Waitress: I was kidding.
Homer: Fine, but the bacon man lives in a bacon house!
MMmmm bacon....ugg, ugg ugg (drool) - kowgod, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9We are what we eat...
- mathmanjeffy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6...
"native" is a term mostly describing peoples situated on land prior to the imperialistic era of western europe (after which everything got all muddled). - JonnyTrombone, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7Well, at least in the dystopian future where robots use humans as fuel, we'll be pan fried instead of left in matrix pods.
- SageofLightning, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5Only the ones who don't belive in robot-jesus.
- bjkrautk, on 10/12/2007, -3/+8...anyone know the number for Old Glory Insurance?
(I hear the robots eat old people's medicine for fuel.) - zweben, on 10/12/2007, -2/+7Benshariff: If that's true, he could probably have been arrested for that. I think an ass kicking is letting him off a bit easy!
- mathmanjeffy, on 10/12/2007, -4/+8So... in other words applying a non-indigenous term such as "Native American" is less offensive than applying a non-indigenous term such as "Indian..." ?
That's a fairly weak footing for political correctness. The true PC term is "indigenous peoples." - Kakou, on 10/12/2007, -3/+7It's funny that a robot says that. When the first spanish conquistadors started trying to convert the Native Americans, they introduced them to pigs for the first time. The cultures in South America that practiced cannibalism all told the Spanish that pig tasted quite a bit like people....
- shitthisfook, on 10/12/2007, -2/+6benshariff, that is ***** disgusting. Holy *****.
- elnerdo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Just because you're an ass, I'm calling them Indians from now on!
- friend18, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4No one believed me when I said humans taste like bacon!
- nofxjunkee, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4"btw, "native americans" aren't really "native" or "indigenous", they're from asia."
FishPoisonCon: Now you're going too far. If you're going to start going back tens of thousands of years then go back 90-100k and we're all from Africa, end of story. - videoCT, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5Pigs are commonly used for practicing surgery, beacuase on the inside they are remarkably similar to humans. Don't worry, they are treated humanely and given proper anesthesia.
- cell00, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3wait what happened here o_o'
- Gir53457, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Jimmy Dean's microwave Soylent Green.
- cliffzdude, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Nope... Tastes like chicken...
- Jugalator, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Pigs, rats, dogs, apes are among the mammals that share most DNA with humans, so yes, I'd guess that these animals all have something as basic as meat composition/taste very similar to humans. We're so similar that humans can live with pig hearts, with that heart's tissue and muscles/"meat" after all.
Something to think of next time you eat pork! - stephenwq, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5Hahaha, this just made my day.
- strom, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5Bacon? Were the researchers cops?
- addicted68098, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Where can I get some of this "human"
- mathmanjeffy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Luckily, most of us aren't kosher.
- roguescout, on 10/12/2007, -3/+6Kiss my fleshy, bacon ass.
(too obscure?) - Langford, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Oh no, it's tasted human flesh! Run for your lives!
- FishPoisonCon, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5you know what indians from india (or at least the ones i work with) call american indians... red indians! how's that for sensitivity? i personally don't care either way, but if a cracker ever said that, you know there's gonna be some problems. btw, "native americans" aren't really "native" or "indigenous", they're from asia.
- idonthack, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3Are robots Jewish?
- daedius, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2You know, certain native tribes that are cannibalistic are known to call their victi..er... meals by the name of "longpork". Google it.
- LLXerxes, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3Funny how the fancy scientist is something classy like a lightly salted ham and the cameraman is just... bacon.
- wizard1218, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Robots don't know it's not bacon...
- YumYumKittyLoaf, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3Do you really think that during the time of columbus or any other time, india was called india? Or that the spanish refered to it as India? At the time of Columbus, the subcontinent of India was referred to as Hindustan or the Deccan. Indians come from the phrase "In Dios" or In God, basically children of God. Calling them indios is just saying they're human, just like we say caucasian, woman, or asian. It's just a way of naming a specific group of people than just "human".
http://newman.baruch.cuny.edu/DIGITAL/native/native_thumbs.htm - myheaditches, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Better start up some human farms, I have pancakes with human in my future.
- Aaryn015, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1I thought it was: "Babies, the other-other white meat"?
- ZerozenOnes, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1And I had been hesitating between an army of undeads and a legion of cyborgs. That closes the deal, zombies have nothing to offer that the competition cannot match!
All hail Zerozen the Galactic Overlord! - kd1s, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2So thats where the term "Pork: The Other white meat" comes from. We do have a lot in common with pigs.
- Kazrog, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2ROFL
- geronimo, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2How about pre-Americans?
- christoscamaro, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1I know what i'm gonna eat for breakfast tomorrow.
Me! -
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