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- caseycoold, on 06/15/2009, -2/+144Did you guys NOT see Jurassic Park? Will we never learn?
- SystmBetatester, on 06/15/2009, -2/+63a few head lines i predict in the future.
1. "120,000 YEAR OLD BACTERIUM BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE BY DEMONIC SCIENTISTS, KILLS MILLIONS!"
2. "SWINE FLU TURNS OUT TO BE CURE FOR 120,000 Y/O DEMONIC BACTERIUM, STILL NO CURE FOR SWINE FLU, STILL *****!"
3 ."Some of you may remember a will smith movie called I Am Legend. well it's gonna be a lot like that"
4. "LARGE HALDRON COLLIDER, WORLDS LAST HOPE. ***** THIS ***** WE ARE GOING OUT WITH A BOOM" - barryiggins, on 06/15/2009, -1/+56Back up in your ass with the resurrection!
- radicaldementia, on 06/15/2009, -0/+49Don't worry they're just bacte
- WordsnCollision, on 06/15/2009, -3/+46After sleeping that long it's gonna be damned grouchy.
- Dan6963, on 06/15/2009, -1/+40"Coaxed back to life?" How do you coax a bacteria? Wave a steak in its face? Offer it a free iPod?
- directedition, on 06/15/2009, -0/+36It's fine. The bacteria they took are all the same gender. There's no way for them to reproduce, right?
- christoast, on 06/15/2009, -1/+34We clocked the Herminiimonas glaciei at 50 microns per hour.
You bred Herminiimonas glaciei? - inactive, on 06/15/2009, -0/+31PC load letter? What the ***** does that mean?
- exec0extreme, on 06/15/2009, -1/+31Extremophiles creep me the ***** out
- Rocketbird, on 06/15/2009, -0/+25Congratulations! You have been selected to receive a free iPod.
- Lane, on 06/15/2009, -1/+25But can it survive in a microwave?
- inactive, on 06/15/2009, -0/+22Don't worry, I got it.
- directedition, on 06/15/2009, -1/+23Sci-Fi Channel movie release in 3... 2...
- inactive, on 06/15/2009, -2/+21bacteria from 120K years ago... is it just me or does this sound like a pitch for a bad sci-fi movie?
It's got Kevin Kostner written all over it. - 8BitGaming, on 06/15/2009, -0/+18Life finds a way.
- christoast, on 06/15/2009, -1/+19How do they know that? Go around the petri dish and look up their bacterial skirts?
- directedition, on 06/15/2009, -0/+18guess what taikyokuken, christoast was also making a jurassic park reference to the line "But again, how do you know they're all female? Does someone go out into the park and pull up the dinosaurs' skirts?" Aaaaaaaaaaaaand you're dumb.
- Genecalypse, on 06/15/2009, -0/+17...free ipod you say?
- h4mx0r, on 06/15/2009, -1/+18I say we nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
- mbsuperman, on 06/15/2009, -0/+17dug for #4
- hawkspur, on 06/15/2009, -4/+20I for one, welcome our new zombie bacterium overlords.
- modpancake, on 06/15/2009, -0/+16Avoid craigslist and you'll be fine.
- thisisparta, on 06/15/2009, -0/+15If Jurassic park taught us anything, its that we should never trust fat greedy people.
- mikemehak, on 06/15/2009, -3/+17What if this is the bacteria that killed the dinosaurs and cavemen?
/s - Subarushian, on 06/15/2009, -1/+15You mean SyFy
/pukes - inactive, on 06/15/2009, -0/+13Nuh-uh-uh, you didn't say the magic word!
- TroyPDX, on 06/15/2009, -1/+13It starts as a small, interesting little science story... yep, this is exactly the kind of thing I expect to read right before I'm living in Left 4 Dead. SMOKER!
- monkeyhero, on 06/15/2009, -0/+12To be fair, some of those people did survive.
- inactive, on 06/15/2009, -0/+11You're suggesting the a group composed entirely of female animals will.... Breed?
- inactive, on 06/15/2009, -2/+122 weeks after first infection
Bill: Hold up. *dips fingers into unknown goo* - manitoba98xp, on 06/15/2009, -1/+11Apparently the authors figured out how to turn off their caps lock key for #3…and forgot again. :(
- MasterGrief, on 06/15/2009, -1/+11And they're just so cute!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/08 ... - SpinningHead, on 06/15/2009, -1/+11We need Kurt Russel.
- johndavidjack, on 06/15/2009, -2/+12This bug is a pussy. Waterbears can survive in space...
- Bainemo, on 06/15/2009, -0/+9Look at the three people who are so socially inept they don't get a joke unless people tell them it was a joke
- yifanlu94, on 06/15/2009, -2/+11What IF this is the bacteria that killed the dinosaurs and cavemen?
/!s - Nboy514, on 06/15/2009, -1/+9...sigh.
- uhammer, on 06/15/2009, -0/+8Will it blend http://www.willitblend.com/
- vulpescry, on 06/15/2009, -1/+9WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!
- cowcowmoomoo1, on 06/15/2009, -0/+85. CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL INVENTED BY A SYSTEM BETATESTER
- bitterbug, on 06/15/2009, -1/+9It then took on the form of Wilfred Brimley and killed three scientists.
- sjbdallas, on 06/15/2009, -3/+11Resident Evil: Resurrection?
- jivatmanx, on 06/15/2009, -1/+8I dugg you down because it's too easy, and therefore unfunny, to pick on retards.
- Wootinator, on 06/15/2009, -1/+8If only those mammoths did this :P
- sduncan000, on 06/15/2009, -0/+7I was thinking along the lines of ''The Thing'' myself...
- po43292, on 06/15/2009, -0/+6zombies *****?
- christoast, on 06/15/2009, -0/+6The above is a subtle observation on the current internet's questionable intellectual trend in priorities. I sure had a laugh.
- inactive, on 06/15/2009, -1/+7MOOOOOORRRE POWWWERRRR! I NEED MORE POWER!!
- zuiquan, on 06/15/2009, -1/+7Welcome to the Zombie ***** Apocalypse.
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