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- ripstuntz, on 10/11/2007, -3/+533@Tannerpwnz : You know how? Because Pandas are ***** bad ass, that's how.
- dyckdownunder, on 10/11/2007, -8/+187A Panda walks into a restaurant and orders a meal. At the end of the meal, he calls up the waiter, pulls a gun and shoots the guy dead and walks out. The Manager runs over to him.
"What the hell, man! Why'd you do that?"
The Panda looks at him before leaving and shrugs, "I'm a Panda, look it up"
The Manager Googles Panda later on.
Panda: An Asian Mammal, distinctive by its Black and white markings. Eats shoots and leaves. - captinherb, on 10/11/2007, -6/+155That damn tree could be 3 foot high for all we know.
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -15/+152It's probably a shot at 'just the right angle' where there's big open space behind the tree and panda, but he's not really up that high. Come on..
- Puppetfunk, on 10/11/2007, -2/+104Or Ninjas are pandas.
- TenebrousX, on 10/11/2007, -0/+80Reminds me of
http://i10.tinypic.com/4l97yg0.jpg - TannerPwnz, on 10/11/2007, -13/+88No ***** way... How is that tree supporting the Panda's weight??
- mediaspree, on 10/11/2007, -1/+70Pandas are Ninjas
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -7/+69Maybe he's scared of all of the hippies trying to save his life.
- Claw787, on 10/11/2007, -2/+59Who knows?, maybe there's a tiger under the tree.
- ajchavar, on 10/11/2007, -3/+59i got into it with a guy at a bar, he said "buddy, i'm gonna mop the floor with your face"
i said, "yeah, well thats not a good idea if i were you"
"oh yeah, why nit?"
"because you won't be able to get into the corners very well" - internetslacker, on 10/11/2007, -0/+55Could be a fat hairy owl.
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -0/+53That Panda is a master of balance.
- terracottapai, on 10/11/2007, -0/+43Nothing compares to photos of old skyscraper construction workers.
Those guys had BALLS.
http://www.archives.gov/exhibits/picturing_the_century/images/port_hine_023_v39.jpg
http://www.nypl.org/research/chss/spe/art/photo/hinex/empire/inspecting.jpeg
http://www.printsandphotos.com/Merchant2/images/fullsize/4/4935.jpg - quomen, on 10/11/2007, -0/+43Obviously nobody else watched Crouching Tiger Hidden Panda.
- kafitz22, on 10/11/2007, -4/+41hum dee dum, food food food...whoops, wtf.
- cankillar, on 10/11/2007, -4/+40@agrabob
...whatnow? where in the heck did that come from? - vroom101, on 10/11/2007, -2/+36Slight larger image
http://img.breitbart.com/images/2007/6/18/070618210510.4elo07l2/SGE.OOO05.180607210505.photo00.photo.jpg
via http://www.breitbart.com/image.php?id=iafp070618210510.4elo07l2p0&show_article=1&catnum=0&ch=BNImagesAll&image=large
Another Panda-in-the-tree picture
http://www.abc-kid.com/panda/index6.html
Wolong Panda Club, the website is in China
http://www.pandaclub.net/list_e_pic.jsp (gallery)
http://www.pandaclub.net/index_e.jsp (homepage)
http://www.pandaclub.net/%5Clist_e_pic_more.jsp?boardid=0.english.picture.panda (panda gallery) - mrfreeziexp, on 10/11/2007, -0/+31NSFW ^^^^^^^
- stephant, on 10/11/2007, -1/+29No wonder those things are endangered. Sheesh.
. . . and he better get down before he falls. Killing a panda must carry a huge fine and he would clearly be guilty. - Octanum, on 10/11/2007, -0/+26Nsfw? o.O Panda porn?
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -7/+32A skeleton walks into a bar and says "I'll have a beer, and a mop."
- Silencer7, on 10/11/2007, -1/+25Only once.
...No one has ever fallen off twice. - quomen, on 10/11/2007, -0/+19No, the composition was fine. If the photographer wanted to emphasize the height, then he would've. The picture is oriented so that the panda is the main subject, not the tree.
- Renton, on 10/11/2007, -1/+20It's like I really want to see what it is, but at the same time, I really don't.
- Klowner, on 10/11/2007, -1/+18agrabob is referring to panda porn, most likely, as seen here: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15852885/ and http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/11/061113-panda-mate.html
- grooviekenn, on 10/11/2007, -1/+18All lies... that's a small panda on a tiny tree!
http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/6307/bordos8.jpg - CptBuck, on 10/11/2007, -1/+17Maybe if there was room for 2 pandas at the top of a tree they wouldn't be dying from the inability to screw...
- DeFex, on 10/11/2007, -2/+17The GIANT PANDA
pros:
cute
unique color scheme
not on Chinese cool foods and drugs made from rare species menu
cons:
too stupid to breed
cant understand physics
eat exclusively nutritiously worthless bamboo
live in china
even without humans they would not last much longer. - CalipsoII, on 10/11/2007, -1/+15LOL wtf man, I want to move to your province o.O
All we have are potholes and it's not even like there's gophers in them dodging traffic or anything :( - Caps, on 10/11/2007, -0/+13@ cankillar
Some endangered species of panda that are in captivity are dying out because the won't mate... - Blah_Blah_Blah, on 10/11/2007, -1/+14how the hell are we supposed to know how high that is? the background could be a mile away for all we know.
- titlesaysitall, on 10/11/2007, -5/+16Maybe the Panda saw a female Panda, that's why it's in a tree and Pandas are dying out.
- tamurlane6, on 10/11/2007, -0/+11@ Klowner: You mean that ***** is for Pandas! ... Damn.
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -2/+13it prolly did have.. looks like cropped all the way to china.
- screensnot, on 10/11/2007, -0/+11In the Panda News today; "[PIC] Human sits in 3000lb steel/glass box, traveling at 60mph, passes within a few feet of other humans in similar boxes going the opposite direction - FEARLESS!"
- Audscias, on 10/11/2007, -0/+11
Even more.
Pandas copulate once every 8 years.
Thet only have 1 little panda every time.
They have a 20% of infertility rate.
They eat a kind of bambú that blooms once every 25 years.
Wow, poor ultra-nerd panda, he just has it all. - dyckdownunder, on 10/11/2007, -2/+12no I didn't get it wrong. "Eats shoots and leaves" would be the correct grammar one would find in an encyclopedia. I feel anal for explaining it to you...but since you're anal enough to try and poke holes in it....i don't feel so bad
- Satanael, on 10/11/2007, -0/+10No wonder they're going extinct.
- brisance, on 10/11/2007, -0/+9As gutsy as they are, I'm even more impressed by the person who took the picture! Those were the days before the point-and-shoot...
- DeskFlyer, on 10/11/2007, -5/+14The photographer could have provided a better effect by providing more context, like the rest of the tree it was sitting on top of. Still a neat photo though.
- maiku00, on 10/11/2007, -4/+13I'm just a panda bear
Sexy panda underwear
And I'll dance for you~
If you give me a quarter - DeskFlyer, on 10/11/2007, -0/+9Touche, touche. :)
- internetslacker, on 10/11/2007, -6/+13Wait... what?
- OUChevelleSS, on 10/11/2007, -1/+8This is the kind of thing that gets a lot of diggs, and I'm not really sure why. Can you just picture this getting enough to be talked about on diggnation? 'Next storraaaay....panda bear not scared of heights! Look at this bear!'
- REBELinBLUE, on 10/11/2007, -2/+8The original joke is
A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.
“Why?” asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
“Well, I'm a panda,” he says at the door. “Look it up.”
The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. “Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.”
Notice the , in the final sentence, it is the entire premise of the joke. - Anand999, on 10/11/2007, -0/+6"Further proof that the Panda is the Chuck Norris of the animal kingdom!"
The tree isn't holding the panda up. The panda is holding the earth down. - drunkentoad, on 10/11/2007, -1/+6no wonder they are almost extinct. Quickest way to die is being a crazy bastard, which, Pandas obviously are.
- meta6, on 10/11/2007, -2/+7"its finger ling-ling good"
- alexgg, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4I'm sorry, dupe from grooviekenn below, but this is the pic everyone wants to see:
http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/6307/bordos8.jpg
(Please bury my post above) -
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