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- PaulGriffin, on 08/10/2008, -3/+130It's simple. We kill The Batman.
- TheSkunkMonkey, on 08/10/2008, -0/+110It's 38 people over a period of a few years. Damned sensationalist headlines make it sound like a bunch of bats descended on a village and killed 38 people in one attack.
- litothegreat, on 08/10/2008, -2/+48despite the no joke: i read the headline convinced this was an onion article.
- ConfuciusOne, on 08/10/2008, -0/+38But without a sensational headline, how else would the article get teh diggz?
- greencoat, on 08/10/2008, -2/+39Why not Carlos Mencia?
- ElBeh, on 08/10/2008, -6/+43Why so serious?
- fsuarez2005, on 08/10/2008, -2/+31You're not taking this seriously.
- jmhyer51, on 08/10/2008, -0/+18"At least 38 Warao Indians have died since June 2007, and at least 16 have died in the past two months, according to a report the Berkeley researchers and indigenous leaders provided to Venezuelan officials this week."
The title is a bit misleading, but it's hardly over a few years. - barcelona10, on 08/10/2008, -1/+18***** man... that really sucks. I give Hollywood 1 month to capitalize on this... "killer vampires" which is kinda sad.
- loganhid, on 08/10/2008, -0/+15so are his jokes
- bluesnowmonkey, on 08/10/2008, -0/+14You have canned babies?
- inactive, on 08/10/2008, -3/+15IT'S HAPPENING
Meet me at the barn, north of the city. I have cans of baked beans, corn, babies, and mushrooms. I also have 5 boxes of Hentai, and 25 shotguns. Come quick. The resistance has begun
p.s. I only have the vaccine for, like, 5 people. Not my problem. Just come quick - inactive, on 08/10/2008, -4/+11How bout a trick?
- Sornos, on 08/10/2008, -0/+7Three minutes after you posted: Biff, Batman quote.
- Gman1223, on 08/10/2008, -0/+6Don't bother going with fudged! I have at least a years supply of weed and cheeto's!
- fitqueenb, on 08/10/2008, -1/+7Still, a great loss since they were all children and the it is more than 1/3 of their population....not easily replaced or built up again.
- RuSTeDs, on 08/10/2008, -0/+6"What is that?"
"Backup"
*molussus theme* - kokoshka, on 08/10/2008, -2/+7Better dead than living dead.
- eraser34, on 08/10/2008, -0/+5Where did it go?
- vmwhelan, on 08/10/2008, -0/+5What kind of mushrooms are we talking here?
- Devotia, on 08/10/2008, -0/+4Wouldn't it be a vampire apocalypse?
- dha07030, on 08/10/2008, -0/+4Posted right after fudged71, coincidence?
- Divector8, on 08/10/2008, -0/+4We can't stop here! This is bat country.
- vinceislegend, on 08/10/2008, -0/+4Best viral marketing ever?
- NorrisTwithman, on 08/10/2008, -0/+3In related news, 38 large flying objects seen over downtown Caracas.
- OfNumbers, on 08/10/2008, -0/+3Suffer horribly, or live life with animated porn and Digg....
- superdave614, on 08/10/2008, -0/+3dugg for the symptom "fear of water"
- swaters210, on 08/10/2008, -0/+3well now i can't decide :-/
- Thrilltone, on 08/10/2008, -0/+3This is why I always wear protection (nswf)
http://nonsai.com/pics/fingers.jpg - inactive, on 08/10/2008, -0/+3FINE
We will split into to camps. Two tribes.
Encrypted radio freq's ONLY - megamod, on 08/10/2008, -1/+3I think that would be a better solution then:
"a Venezuelan former health official, said she was surprised to find many Warao villages now have cats -- a new development. "The Waraos told us it was because there were too many bats that were biting the children,""
Can't the cats also get rabies and make everything even worse? - FENWAYFREAK, on 08/10/2008, -3/+5Vampires bats saliva numbs you and their teeth are so sharp that they could bite you and you wouldn't even know unless you were watching. If you are ever sleeping in the amazon jungle, cover up.
- nofrickenway, on 08/10/2008, -0/+2West Nile, Bitch.
- dajumbles, on 08/10/2008, -0/+2No man, rabies = zombie-like effects.
- hotpuck6, on 08/10/2008, -0/+2*****, they better get down there with some garlic and stakes just to make sure those ***** are dead, the last thing we need is Transylvania beginning to create an army for campaign of world domination.
- jordanlgta, on 08/10/2008, -0/+2Sounds like Batman dropped his whistle-thing from Batman Begins out of an airplane onto a village.
- 3leggedHorse, on 08/10/2008, -1/+3I for one welcome our new blind overlords.
- Rudegar, on 08/10/2008, -8/+10fuch you 2 of my friends died from vampire bats!
hhmm no wait make that acquaintance - swaters210, on 08/10/2008, -0/+2Thank you!! I was going to say the same thing . Still scary though..I always thought bats were timid creatures.
- m0laria, on 08/10/2008, -1/+3If the cats have the bat population culled down, then when one bat gets rabies it will be less likely to spread it to other bats. But if the bat population is extremely dense, then rabies will quickly spread through the bats, and then have more of a chance of a rabid bat coming into contact with a human/cat.
- joe122370, on 08/10/2008, -0/+2they'll be back
- Dante2005, on 08/11/2008, -0/+2When I saw the title "No Joke."
I decided it was a must to come to the comments. - Crucible1001, on 08/10/2008, -0/+2And when you wake up you turn into a vampire?
- jon31rm, on 08/10/2008, -0/+2If a vampire bat was in the U.S., it would make sense for it to come to a "sylvania". Like Pennsylvania.
Now, that doesn't mean that Jim is going to become a vampire...Only that he caries the vampiric germ... - mrjofo, on 08/10/2008, -0/+2***** you. 38 of my friends were killed by bats.
(I do not acknowledge the above comment by Rudegar.) - Rudegar, on 08/10/2008, -0/+2I'd say yes
second openion is
Answer Unclear Ask Later - jellygraph, on 08/10/2008, -0/+2Rabies has got to be a very horrible way to go :|
- Gman1223, on 08/10/2008, -0/+1Great idea!...
Wait, why don't we just pool our supplies and join up? I mean, I could really go for some canned baby right about now...With some pizza and baked beans with cheeto's on top :P
/6th joint - inactive, on 08/10/2008, -0/+1Pieces. Stems.
http://tomsdomain.com/recipes/images/ingredients/m ...
p.s. can you bring some bears, beets/beats, and battlestar galactica? -
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