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Lil' Jon Invents 'Pussy Patch' to Help Spitzer's Addiction watch!

funnyordie.com — I think he might be up for a peace prize.

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  • sukmydigg, on 03/19/2008, -10/+5Every guy needs one of these...wow...I am speechless...
  • louiebaur, on 03/19/2008, -9/+3Wow I could use a few of these its like a nice cologne only more effective
  • souljaboytellem, on 03/19/2008, -4/+17lmao "If you dont't believe me, listen to these satisfied *****!"
  • DrGee, on 03/19/2008, -12/+2But will he help me save money on my car insurance....
  • Spuy767, on 03/19/2008, -11/+36Die.
  • PavDiddy, on 03/19/2008, -6/+13Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!
  • zakharm, on 03/19/2008, -4/+28I've seen some funny stuff at funny or die, but this one falls short. topical yes, funny no.
    • volacide, on 03/19/2008, -0/+1Check out his other videos, Terminal Bling was actually pretty funny.
    • ISIfunded911, on 03/19/2008, -0/+4If you want a serious and fascinating story about the Spitzer case: why the powers that be got rid of Spitzer now, by BBC investigative journalist Greg Palast:
      http://digg.com/politics/The_REAL_Eliot_Spitzer_St ...
      gregpalast.com — While Eliot Spitzer was paying an escort, Ben Bernanke was handing over $200 billion to mortgage bank industry speculators —handing windfalls to the banking predators who have brought two million families to the edge of foreclosure. There was one single, lonely politician who stood in the way of this happening: Eliot Spitzer.
      53 diggs: you can put it on the front page of digg! It won't make the front page of the corporate media.
    • OneLess, on 03/19/2008, -0/+1Not even funny, and why the hell is it in Science?
  • serrod1981, on 03/19/2008, -7/+2LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah...!
  • ThrstForKnwldge, on 03/19/2008, -7/+26That really wasn't very funny.
  • LordByr0n, on 03/19/2008, -5/+15WHAT?
  • MrTeQ, on 03/19/2008, -6/+15YEAAA!!! - no, not funny at all
  • greerso, on 03/19/2008, -2/+10"cockroach" is censored as "****roach* on my rss feed but pussy patch is not?
  • kissxhard, on 03/19/2008, -6/+3gheyyy. did he even try to make it funny?
  • Majhem, on 03/19/2008, -1/+3I know this thing... its called 'Marijuana'. Also known as 'Mary-Jane', 'Pot', 'Weed', 'etc.'...

    Works better, and is more pleasurable.
  • Kronos6948, on 03/19/2008, -4/+24This, like a SNL skit, went on way too long.
  • ApokalypseNow, on 03/19/2008, -1/+9A patch to make you not crave women... alright, but if you experience any unusual side effects, such as a sudden desire to go shoe shopping or go buy "an outfit", discontinue use and seek immediate medical attention.
  • GregofJersey, on 03/19/2008, -6/+1I hate rap, etc; but that was funny as hell. But I def. don't want one...
  • commiecat, on 03/19/2008, -0/+5Digital Underground had a much better idea almost 20 years ago:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_Packets
  • dfours, on 03/19/2008, -2/+1lords of the undergrounds' sex packets are a better idea.

    buried for pretty unfunny.
  • ziptnf, on 03/19/2008, -2/+4Did anyone else see Rick Ross in a lab coat?
    • PocchieTheMan, on 03/19/2008, -1/+1Yeah that's what I thought too lol.
  • Matt174e, on 03/19/2008, -2/+1OKAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
  • vladimirp00pen, on 11/13/2008, -3/+1the pitbull was the funniest
  • 4orced4door, on 03/19/2008, -6/+2Clinton didn't get impeached.
    • navster15, on 03/19/2008, -0/+7Yes he did.

      "Impeachment is the first of two stages in a specific process for a legislative body to remove a government official without that official's agreement. The second stage is conviction."
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impeach
      • 4orced4door, on 03/19/2008, -2/+1I guess you're right, although most people's understanding of being impeached means you are kicked out of office.

        I guess most people are wrong.
  • Raphyy, on 03/19/2008, -1/+2I wonder what Young Jeezy will do now...
  • the3stars, on 03/19/2008, -2/+2***** that. i don't want a pussy patch. i like pussy. just like i like smoking. and drinking.
  • mlvassallo, on 03/19/2008, -2/+1So... did Lil' John make that cartoon or is it just somebody working off of Dave Chappelle's characterization of Lil' John? Also, only mildly funny.
  • tokyostory, on 03/19/2008, -1/+6Definitely need to get over that pussy. That snatch starts controlling your life. Good message.
  • McDeath, on 03/19/2008, -0/+8I must agree with Lil' John though, pussy addiction is very bad. I've seen many of my co-workers and friends have their lives ruined due to this pink stuff (and I'm being serious). They're just trying to please the ladies, and then get get trampled on like its cool.
  • Nekura20x6, on 03/19/2008, -0/+1Besides - if you do the math ($80K paid at $3 - 4K per pop for 10 years) it's about 2 hookers per year. That's hardly an addiction.
  • buhbyebot, on 03/19/2008, -1/+3"but don't take it from me, listen to these satisfied mother-*****."
    That's what I would say.
  • Modizzle, on 03/19/2008, -0/+1What's funny and coincidental is that when the rating falls below a 2 out of 5, it says "Uh-Oh."
  • neodorian, on 03/19/2008, -0/+3That guy is still around?
  • ISIfunded911, on 03/19/2008, -2/+1The story everyone should read about why the powers that be got rid of Spitzer now, by BBC investigative journalist Greg Palast:
    http://digg.com/politics/The_REAL_Eliot_Spitzer_St ...
    gregpalast.com — While Eliot Spitzer was paying an escort, Ben Bernanke was handing over $200 billion to mortgage bank industry speculators —handing windfalls to the banking predators who have brought two million families to the edge of foreclosure. There was one single, lonely politician who stood in the way of this happening: Eliot Spitzer.
    53 diggs: you can put it on the front page of digg! It won't make the front page of the corporate media.
  • fxu1989, on 03/19/2008, -0/+2Funny or die, eh ?...

    So, who's gonna die ?
  • alexally4406, on 03/19/2008, -0/+1WHAT??!!!!!! No seriously what's going on here.
  • richjwild, on 03/19/2008, -0/+1Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth.
  • remotehuman, on 03/19/2008, -0/+3"the pussy patch comes in regular strength, extra strength, and bill clinton strength, witch will actually improve your judgement"

    dugg for presidential hate.
  • matthughes, on 03/19/2008, -0/+4wow...i'll never get those 3 minutes back.
  • crapple, on 03/19/2008, -0/+4Can't believe no one has said it:
    Peace prize?...more like piece prize!
    *waits abnormally long for a high-5*
  • polygons, on 03/19/2008, -0/+1General Science...?
  • ryeguy123, on 03/19/2008, -0/+0Why is this nonsense posted in GENERAL SCIENCE???
  • itsradBrad, on 03/20/2008, -0/+2Not a knee-slapper.

    But not a bad idea either. This would help when around friend's big-boobed girlfriends.
  • Vash63, on 03/20/2008, -0/+1That was... stupid.
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