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- BA88, on 01/12/2009, -16/+746Here is an easier way:
drop some acid, turn on the radio, play ping pong - CloseYetFar, on 01/12/2009, -5/+366I did the rubber hand trick to my friend once. Except I hit his real hand with the hammer, it works much better.
- Misterberu, on 01/12/2009, -6/+348Why the hell were you locked in a dark room with only a TV with static when you were a kid?
- drgmdp, on 01/12/2009, -9/+285his parents did it for the lulz
- rancor01, on 01/12/2009, -7/+268I cant believe no one has mentioned "The Stranger" - Sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then masturbate with it - It feels like someone else is tickling your junk!!
- hypogenic, on 01/12/2009, -1/+242Wanna know how to make your penis seem longer?
- GalacticXenu, on 01/12/2009, -0/+223*****. I did this backwards. Now I can't feel my pecker
- enantiodromia, on 01/12/2009, -9/+218This comes as close to a real psychedelic hallucination as eating a grain of rice is to being Emperor of China.
- inobla, on 01/12/2009, -3/+201Another trick I like is sitting in a dark room in front of a television set. Find an empty station with good random static - the fewer interference patterns the better. On an older TV set simply disconnect the coax from the back if you can't find a station with random enough noise. Stare at the white noise for a while and your mind will begin to 'connect the dots' into very animated mental images. Some visuals will be 2D while others are 3D and very spatial. Eventually your mind may even begin to add color to the pictures. People, places, objects, animals, as well as chaotic and indescribable visuals. Provided me plenty of entertainment when I was a kid.
- GalacticXenu, on 01/12/2009, -0/+191It feels like I'm masturbating someone else :(
:) - azureskies88, on 01/12/2009, -1/+175For some reason, the rubber hand illusion just doesn't seem like it would be a lot of fun.
- excalibre, on 01/12/2009, -0/+171There's something very creepy about stroking a person's nose in front of me in order to hallucinate.
- BradHAWK, on 01/12/2009, -9/+154The Pinocchio Illusion would be fun to try with breasts.
- diggum85, on 01/12/2009, -2/+130You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?
- Fracture98, on 01/12/2009, -3/+101You had penis first, didn't you? You just changed it to breasts so you didn't sound too gay.
- Shivan57, on 01/12/2009, -1/+90Don't forget your sun glasses. If you get scared, you become invisible when you wear them.
- wheezy360, on 01/12/2009, -1/+84What a coincidence! I *do* have a rubber hand sitting in my closet just waiting to have a purpose!
- PhilMoskowitz, on 01/12/2009, -2/+81Tripping Balls?
- WiretapStudios, on 01/12/2009, -0/+75Holy ***** that was you? I had spent that day as an ant running from a seemingly nonsensical god who would give us gifts, and then try and smite us in the next instant.
- spidur1, on 01/12/2009, -9/+77Whatever. Everyone should try Mushrooms (or Acid, if that is all you can get) at least once in their life. I'm not advocating drug abuse. But tripping in comfortable controlled environment can be good for your psychological well being. If you have mental health issues like anxiety or depressing then please don't try any psychedelic drugs. But if you are mentally healthy and want to step outside our current consumer culture then by all means try it. Don't let the government dictate to you how to live your life. Try things out and make up your own mind.
- MindStalker, on 01/12/2009, -4/+63Weird, I do remember watching static filled porn from late night improperly filtered showtime as a kid. After watching it for a while you stopped noticing the static at all.
- WiretapStudios, on 01/12/2009, -0/+57It's more fun if you hide your penis where you say your hand is.
- deralte, on 01/12/2009, -2/+59and some poltergeists
- Iwantawii, on 01/12/2009, -3/+59i saw a titty once
- Fuckmypooplease, on 01/12/2009, -17/+73Just add weed, right?
- inactive, on 01/12/2009, -4/+60I remember this time in 1996 when I ate a bunch of mushrooms. I spent the day as the "god" of a giant anthill. I decided which ants would live or die. Sometimes I would feed them a cricket from the grass, sometimes I would destroy a portion of their mound. It all felt very normal at the time.
- Sheethappens, on 01/12/2009, -2/+54That ping pong ball one explains a few things. I go to sleep every night with an AM radio set between stations to give a hash or white noise. After a few seconds, though I am aware it is there, I dont really hear it any longer as I have become accustomed to it and at times swear it isnt on. So I go to sleep, lights off in the dark, nothing to stimulate the visual senses and I close my eyes to go to sleep then think of something like a science fiction show or something that has gone on in my life that has significance and within a short time I start "seeing/hearing" it as though I am a fly on the wall and eventually go off to sleep this way. I have very surreal dreams that are amusing and sometimes horror stories. I am a sci-fi and horror fan and am in no way bothered by the horror stories that others would feel is a nightmare and in fact in many years of going to sleep like this have had only one nightmare that I would consider really horrifying - no kidding I dreamed I was in a 9 to 5 job stuck in a cubicle and I woke up sweating and panting from the terror of it. No joke this DID happen.
I think the hash noise blocking out things tends to make your mind look for things to entertain or explain things to you. I have some great sci-fi stories and have run some like weekly shows with progression of the characters and events. Truly entertaining.
I dont know if it would work for everyone but I had trouble sleeping due to external noise (possum jumping from a tree to the roof, dog barking in the distance, a car driving by etc) and had to resort to white noise to help alleviate this. In the end it wasnt enough on its own and I discovered I needed to cover the high range noises with white noise and the low range noises by simply turning the fan part of the air conditioner on.
Try it sometime - good sleep with great dreams! - linagee, on 01/12/2009, -3/+54Read the article. You're supposed to tune it to static, not music.
- zantos420, on 01/12/2009, -6/+57Doctor: Mr. Griffin, you're fine.
Peter: Oh now you're coming on to me?
Lois: Peter, he's not coming on to you, he's telling you you're healthy!
Doctor: Can't it be both? - DrLeePhD, on 01/12/2009, -1/+52you were doing it wrong.
- presidentraygun, on 01/12/2009, -1/+51Dad?
- AZExile, on 01/12/2009, -0/+49keyboard. You owe me one.
- BoneheadFarker, on 01/12/2009, -6/+54But whatever you do, do NOT lock yourself in a pitch black room after dropping the acid. It may be fun at first, but flashbacks to watching a dragon fight a stripper in clear heals are not convenient in the middle of a status meeting.
- uptwolait, on 01/12/2009, -2/+43I wanna know how to make HER think my penis seems longer.
- Shivan57, on 01/12/2009, -1/+41I can't agree more. Experiment, but do it responsibly. Learn about what you're doing and what will happen to better enjoy your experience, and please, don't forget your sunglasses!
One of my most favorite memories was being a tiny version of myself sitting in a control room behind my left eye operating the robot that was my body. Controls were tough at first, but I got the hang of it eventually... hehe. "Left lever forward! Left leg move!" "What are you talking about dude?" "*****... how do I operate the vocals on this thing... '*mumble mumble.. I'm not a robot!* " - iDiggr, on 01/12/2009, -2/+38I honestly thought this was gonna be a Family Guy clip.
"Hey, Brian, you 'member dat time I hallucinated using ping pong balls and a radio?" - holygram, on 01/12/2009, -1/+36If anyone figures out how to sit on their own mouth, please let me know.
... - Shakuras, on 01/12/2009, -0/+34what if I stab the wrong hand?
- inactive, on 01/12/2009, -3/+35or magic mushrooms ;)
Pick a nice setting, good music and drink ure coffee ;) - zakbroman, on 01/12/2009, -2/+34DOYYYOOOEEEUHHHH BEERPONG LOL, GUD ONE
- mjspieglan, on 06/11/2009, -2/+34Now ping-pong balls will be a controlled substance.
- paulnasca, on 01/12/2009, -3/+34Here is a simple, but effective way to hallucinate: go to sleep. Sweet dreams :)
For me, this is the only way to get images/sounds in absence of external stimulus. - Shaunzio, on 01/12/2009, -12/+43haha thats not good for you
but you know what else is not good for you...
Getting your ball stuck on ice...
you see a couple years back i went for a weekend in mammoth with my ferret Michael and my hamster GG (his real name is Gregory Goobers). I got him the cutest sweater sled so we could all go skiing. So we went to the bunny slopes. As i went down a gained speeds of up to 80 mph and a branch got a hold of my pants and ripped it off. I hadn't worn any underwear so i was basically naked. I fell and my balls got stuck to the floor. As i was stuck Micheal was hanging off the cliff and GG was killed by a rock.
"Michael", i cried. "Don't ever forget"
He winked back at my with his beautiful blue eyes and let go.
There was nothing i could do since my balls were stuck to the ice. I had to watch Michael die. - inactive, on 01/12/2009, -0/+31Gay or not, it'd still be fun to try it with a penis.
Except for...wait...you're right.
Nevermind. - inactive, on 01/12/2009, -0/+30I told you guys not to hold back on the virgin sacrifices...
- inactive, on 01/12/2009, -4/+33You shouldn't do this because I abused the hell out of it in high school and now my long term memory is jack *****.
I was a retard in high school - inactive, on 01/12/2009, -0/+29if you point your eyes at a point, but let your attention go out to the whole field of vision, it doesn't take long before it shifts radically, gets very acid. if you can keep your eyes pointed at that point ,it will keep shifting, and get very multidimensional. I think my best is about five or six shifts, it can get really crazy. did it with stars one night on acid and it wasn't long before i had two swirling discs of stars about three feet from my face. Looking up through a tree canopy at night is also just perfect. I once read it's called SSDS: steady stimulus de-sensitization: your brain needs change, and if it doesn't get it, it makes its own. it's why you can't really see black, but only an slight buzzing. focus on a tiny speck on a white wall sometime; if you can keep your eyes pointed at it, it will go black pretty quick. fun stuff!!
- rmiller07, on 01/12/2009, -7/+35Unfortunately this does not qualify as "hallucinating" for me.
- jeuhrn, on 01/12/2009, -2/+29Or a dutch rudder.
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