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- amandaw33, on 10/12/2007, -1/+69Do you eat sausages?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casing_(sausage) - shosterman, on 10/12/2007, -1/+62Oh the various connotations of that statement.
- mousy, on 10/12/2007, -1/+44Personally i use a crisp (potato chips) packet and an elastic band.
- lainelike, on 10/12/2007, -1/+31of course you leave the crisps in the packet too, as a sort of really sharp lube ;)
- nicku, on 10/12/2007, -0/+29Cue the Monty Python Protestant sketch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr3eg9X8Koc - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+30And they're all going to hell.
- bitcloud, on 10/12/2007, -0/+26What! no mention of the Snap-on condom or the insta-spray on condom?
thats no "complete" history! - nixonrichard, on 10/12/2007, -1/+18"condom made out of animal intestine" . . . isn't that just anal sex?
- Ystig, on 10/12/2007, -0/+15May I suggest, then, the rather perverse possibility of a dried and appropriately stitched and treated mammal uterus condom? Consider it a sort of sexual recursion.
- andrewacomb, on 10/12/2007, -5/+19I definitely would not wear a condom made out of animal intestine!
- ace5p1d0r, on 10/12/2007, -0/+14http://www.avert.org/media/photos/577.gif
Ah what a quality image! Imagine that for a job. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+13even back then, people weren't taking Kevin's advice to just "pull out quickly"
- DrDabbles, on 10/12/2007, -1/+13If you can fit yourself into the finger of a rubber glove, then I will laugh heartily at you. Like Nelson, from The Simpsons.
"HA HA!"
Also, if you're with a partner that makes you want to double-up or tripple-up on the protection...you need to go fishing elsewhere. Dirty waters you're trolling there. - lainelike, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11i say a bin liner doubled over on itself then a finger off a rubber glove over the top could be more fun and a crisp packet
- dpierce, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11I digged you up JaJangMyun.
One of the highlights in Season 2 is when Ali G asks a sexual education teacher if it's OK for kids who cannot afford condoms to use a Doritos bag instead.
"If the young people out there cant afford connies, does you recommend using a doritos bag?" - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10ack, a rubber condom, wouldn't that get excessively hot?
praise the latex overlords - aaronm67, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10But so much less fun!
- Kanyon, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11In days of old when knights were bold
and rubbers weren't invented:
they tied a sock around their *****
and babies were prevented. - mojaam, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8Very informative.
- DrDabbles, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8Try being allergic to latex. All those "naturalamb" ones you see? Yeah, lamb organs. Oh, and sausage as mentioned above. Animal organs are also used in many places you don't expect, such as Violin strings. So, you know, be open to things.
- CornStarch, on 10/12/2007, -2/+10Reported as inaccurate, they left out the most important landmark of the condom,
Condom France - Birth place of the condom under said name.
It was actually one of the reasons Germany wanted to go to war with France, they thought the condom was part of a plot to reduce the German population; which was one of Germany's major advantages. - concertina, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Acceptable to whom?
- Elranzer, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Wow condoms are older than Christianity. I guess they win!
- nofxjunkee, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5"I definitely would not wear a condom made out of animal intestine!"
It still beats a bunch of stinkin' kids runnin' around! ha ha, only serious...
"Who knew the condom dated all the way back to the ancient Egyptians around 1000 BC?"
I did, but only because I saw them in the Cairo Museum. They look pretty disgusting... you want to think they're a joke because it seems so absurd when you're used to seeing modern latex condoms. - OpCzar, on 10/12/2007, -2/+7Here's a demo of how sausage are made (sfw):
http://landofsausage.ytmnd.com/ - JaJangMyun, on 10/12/2007, -6/+11Dorito bags seem to work best.
- carpespasm, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4from the original "linen sheath" which sorta protected from disease and kinda kept down pregnancy, and undoubtably killed the feeling to today's ultra-sheer, practically 100% effective condoms, i'd say it's come a pretty long way.
- MistressRoninS, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Ok the brown drawstring bag from the 1700's is bringing up some unpleasant re-use images I don't want to experience right now.
- Geekbeard, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Unless you're allergic. Believe me, OUCH.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5where's the history of pads and tampons?
- MistressRoninS, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Ouch indeed..latex allergic reactions in the middle of sex really suck..
- FlunkedFlank, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3At some point when I was in middle school in the mid 80's I somehow got my hands on a lambskin (lamb's intestine) condom, which were just being phased out as they were realized to be too porous to stop HIV transmission. I think someone at school gave it to me as a joke. Anyway, I distinctly remember opening it up out of curiousity and being throughly disgusted by the gamy smell. Also it was crammed into a little container and not rolled up or anything, which I guess makes sense given that it's natural. Ug, it was disgusting though. Thank god for modern latex!
Looks like they're still available these days. Just google "lambskin condoms". - sleff, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Oh the picture of that "scientist" type guy testing condoms is priceless! I'm going to use that as my sig from now on lol!
- philo23, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2i feel sorry for what ever female, or male, had to take that linen sheath. Your more man than me.
- carpespasm, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2i think the "anything's better than nothing" idea was at play there. i think the ancient egyptian "lemon half in the lady" method would work better as a barrier and spermicide though.
- SelfAbortion, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2/sarcasm
- groo68, on 10/12/2007, -9/+10@amandaw33 - sure I eat sausages but I don't rub them on my skin.
- davidestroy, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2I wonder why Ali G's story of his mate who used a doritos bag didn't make this article?
- Jarodd, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1They forgot to mention the new awesome peonto condoms ! i cant wait to test that :)
http://www.prontocondoms.co.za/adverts.htm - Tannim42, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2how would linen a condom work at all?
- Midnightbrewer, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2"It was actually one of the reasons Germany wanted to go to war with France, they thought the condom was part of a plot to reduce the German population; which was one of Germany's major advantages."
Um, no. Despite having a degree in German and having studied the history extensively, amazingly enough, that never came up. Perhaps the Thirty Years' War (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirty_Years'_War), which permanently scarred the German people's psyche, and the fact that the Germans and the French have always been rivals, had a little more to do with it. I'd love to see any documentation you have to the contrary. - splammo, on 10/12/2007, -3/+33000 years and this is the best they can do? I'm disappointed.
- LOUiSSCHiSM, on 10/12/2007, -5/+5***** interesting.
- halfgook, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1a scumbag is a condom
- CornStarch, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1My brother's roommate is a history major working on his Ph.D and he has this fat book on German history. I'd give you a link, but I didn't learn about it online, the burden of proof is on you, and I don't care enough to scowler the internet for what was ultimately footnote in history and something I doubt I would have ever discovered if I knew someone who happened to be taking an in depth look into German history at the moment.
- nofxjunkee, on 10/12/2007, -5/+4True story... a girl in high school asked my friend to wear a chocolate bar wrapper. he declined... what a psycho chick! ha ha. i guess there was a reason she got the nickname "weirdo".
- teckjunkie, on 10/12/2007, -5/+2Digg down. Damn ace5p1d0r beat me to it. lol
- frukt, on 10/12/2007, -6/+2Reminds me of another old limerick:
She was such exquisite of a whore
That in the belly of her mother
Her ***** was placed so well before
Her father ***** them both together - SelfAbortion, on 10/12/2007, -11/+2Everyone knows that abstinence is the only acceptable means of birth control.
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