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- inactive, on 08/28/2008, -0/+48I'm pretty sure the title meant to say "Giant Clams Fed On Early Humans."
- BorsKaegel, on 08/28/2008, -2/+49“Earth, what a planet! Here, you enjoy a tasty clam. On my planet, clams enjoy eating a tasty you!” - Dr. Zoidberg
- diggum85, on 08/29/2008, -0/+37We have to find you a new vagina...
- inactive, on 08/28/2008, -2/+32If it said Giant Clams feed on Humans - it could have been a great Movie title for a "B" movie...
- kplo, on 04/01/2009, -1/+23Xenu in the house....
- SoopaflySAM, on 08/29/2008, -3/+21Clams and Mussels look like vaginas.
- bullox, on 08/29/2008, -1/+13Find me one while you're at it.
- schnikies79, on 08/29/2008, -1/+13Folks, you've been trolled.
- inactive, on 08/28/2008, -1/+12That's so nice of them!
- copypastry, on 08/29/2008, -1/+11chowdeur.
- yaddayaddayoda, on 08/28/2008, -1/+11That would make a really big bowl of clam chowdah.
- NerveBand, on 08/29/2008, -1/+10Take your religion out of the equation and then think a little more clearly.
- cyrix, on 08/29/2008, -1/+10You're just flat out pissing me off now. Go away troll.
- defubar, on 08/29/2008, -1/+10I read it that way at first.
- OneLess, on 08/29/2008, -2/+11God I wish I could bury that comment twice.
- DarkPrincess74, on 08/29/2008, -1/+9or some kind of porno.
- santaliqueur, on 08/29/2008, -0/+8SAY IT WRONG AGAIN AND I'LL KILL YOU!
- BigE89, on 08/29/2008, -1/+9I thought the same thing
Wow was I dissapoined when i read the article - Jocose, on 08/29/2008, -0/+7giggity
- seltaeb4, on 08/29/2008, -1/+8Giant Clams wrote the book on it: "To Serve Man."
"AAAGGH, NOOO!!! It's a COOKBOOK, AAAAGGGH!" - Venge999, on 08/29/2008, -1/+7How did the humans harvest them? Did they attack the giant enemy clams for massive damage?
- santaliqueur, on 08/29/2008, -0/+6OneLess, I got your back.
- ZeeZee2k, on 08/29/2008, -1/+7Prehistoric men don't trade, they only take.
- cheezintern, on 08/29/2008, -1/+6hahaha that was great. It's wonderful that you took time out of your day to write all that just, to bring laughter to those who read it. kudos to you
- abbasatpsu, on 08/29/2008, -3/+8who else thought it said "giant clams fed on early humans"
- inactive, on 08/29/2008, -0/+5I came here for the giant clam sex jokes. Digg has let me down...
- icaruscoil, on 08/29/2008, -0/+4After reading all of your comments today, I have to give this one top prize. I didn't think you had it in you to write anything more absurd, more ridiculous, or more condescending. You did it, you win!
Now go take your victory lap in that Dodge Neon with the sports package. BRAVO! BRAVO! - LilRabbitFooFoo, on 08/29/2008, -0/+4Only if you don't know what a real pussy looks like...
- splorpdotorg, on 08/29/2008, -1/+5Wow. If ever there was a post that screamed "I am a virgin and have never seen an unclothed woman in my life" it is this one.
- thegrantman, on 08/29/2008, -1/+5Next we'll discover giant lemons.......
- inactive, on 08/29/2008, -2/+6Look, I want to have a word with this God person. I don't know who he thinks he is, but he's done a really ***** job of things down here, and he's got a helluva lot of explaining to do. Guy just waltzes in, claims he's going to spend all of seven days making an entire universe (I mean, talk about a rush job), and he only ends up actually working for six of those days anyway because he wanted to sleep in on the last day, and just says "I'm done" and walks out. *****' thing's held together by spackle, and he wants us to worship him for his great work? As if.
- diggum85, on 08/29/2008, -0/+4"LilRabbitFooFoo hasn't yet added photos to their profile."
- sockpuppets, on 08/29/2008, -1/+5There's dust on the cover, clean it up a little. It really says "Giant Clams Fed Only Early Humans."
- binaryloop, on 08/29/2008, -1/+5Especially if they grow a beard.
- jcaino, on 08/29/2008, -1/+5Yea, they were overfished by our ancestors. Look what happened to them!
- Hartley1942, on 08/29/2008, -1/+5Can I get a dozen steamers?
- johndavidjack, on 08/29/2008, -1/+5Early humans fed on pearl necklaces...
- joxtopus, on 08/29/2008, -0/+3"Clam HO!"
- poet, on 08/29/2008, -0/+3LilRabbitFooFoo, I think that pwn-call is for you!
- inactive, on 08/29/2008, -1/+4I for one welcome our Human-Feeding Giant Clam overlords.
- RudeTurnip, on 08/29/2008, -0/+2You can in Cleveland.
- reparsed, on 08/29/2008, -0/+2My jaw hurts...
- GreatSunJester, on 08/29/2008, -0/+2YAY! Someone got the 'clam' reference!
- drgkstep, on 08/29/2008, -0/+2Dugg just for the headline.
- whazdown, on 08/29/2008, -0/+2I read this as there was someone actually feeding people to giant calms back in day....
- Whackly, on 08/29/2008, -0/+2Look.. if humans fed on giant clams that's cool but the headline said giant clams fed humans. that's strange. did they put them in high chairs and make choo choo noises or what?
- chrisutley, on 08/29/2008, -0/+2Them clams was smart!
- inactive, on 08/29/2008, -4/+6Birds are dumb, 'cause small bird brains
But so are kids and old people
Some birds talk, most others sing
I don't see you eat a talking bird
Pigs smell bad, they roll in poo
But so do kids and elderly
I don't see you chop off an old man's feet
Put 'em in a mason jar and pickle them
No chowder for you, 'cause clams have feelings too
Actually they don't have central nervousness
No manhatten style, clams have the right to smile
Come to think about it, they don't have a face
They have no face, no place for ears
There's no clam eyes, to cry clam tears
No spinal cord, they must get bored
Might as well just put them out of misery
I don't believe it's selfish
To eat defenseless shellfish
No chowder for you, clams have feelings too
It could happen to you, clams have feelings too
I don't think they do, clams have feelings too - ORBAT, on 08/29/2008, -1/+3I'm sure he's seen plenty. All of their names end in .JPG though.
- xxcheesexpuffxx, on 08/29/2008, -0/+2samzies
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