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- russellnation, on 10/11/2007, -23/+93no that would make mary a shark and jesus is a half man half shark half alligator, all not god
- mwsherman, on 10/11/2007, -22/+92Guess this makes Jesus a shark.
- netferret, on 10/11/2007, -11/+79Theres something fishy about the story anyway.
- Ennui1936, on 10/11/2007, -6/+62Goldfish. Frankenfish, and Myrh...maids! :)
- BESTenemy, on 10/11/2007, -4/+54Holy Jawsus!
- DanteDefiance, on 10/11/2007, -4/+44http://www.antwon.com/images/sharkjesusfish.gif
- TheKingOfHell, on 10/11/2007, -7/+47Baby Jesus Shark was stung by a stingray and died for your sins.
- silverchrysalis, on 10/11/2007, -2/+40sweet! now we need Renaissance-style creepy paintings of the shark holding its baby, with a little illuminated glow around each of their heads
- rolosworld, on 10/11/2007, -13/+45I for one welcome the son of shark's god.
- JSorrell, on 10/11/2007, -5/+33Meh, nothing new. Reptiles have a habit of doing this. Remember the birth of our savior, Raptor Jesus, just about two months ago?
- rodrigo74, on 10/11/2007, -7/+35I guess the other sharks brought baby shark some gold and myrh?
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -1/+26"The new pup was soon killed by a stingray before keepers could remove it from its tank."
ooops - inactive, on 10/11/2007, -9/+33Goldfish, Frankenfish, and Myrh...fish?
I tried. - hassanchop13, on 10/11/2007, -2/+25.................
male sharks around the world are weeping as we speak - noremacstew, on 10/11/2007, -4/+25"...the institution's three bonnethead females had none of the bite marks that are usually inflicted on their gender during shark sex."
Hells yeah! I want some hardcore shark action! - bguthro, on 10/11/2007, -1/+22If the genetic material is identical to that of the mother - sis the shark effectively clone itself?
- sonick, on 10/11/2007, -8/+27WWJD? KILLLLL!!!
- sweetrelease, on 10/11/2007, -3/+20well the virgin birthed shark means noone any real harm and actualy encourages peace
I say we nail it to a bit of wood. - laserblazer, on 10/11/2007, -2/+18It's called parthenogenesis and it's the only way hdtvdust and xen0blue will ever have a chance at reproduction.
- zephc, on 10/11/2007, -1/+16"Just imagine what Jesus would have done with hundreds of razor sharp teeth, cartilage instead of bones, a dorsal fin, gills, etc."
Drown on land? - bmartin, on 10/11/2007, -1/+13No worries. If he's really the Shark Jesus Fish, just throw him in a cave. He'll be back in a couple of days.
- Artifez, on 10/11/2007, -3/+13It's not necessary but it is just damn funny.
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -1/+10"Dad, what's the blowhole for?"
"I'll tell you what it's not for; and when I do, you will understand why I can never go back to Seaworld."
-fg - TeagueSterling, on 10/11/2007, -3/+12Did anyone else think of the Sealab episode with Sharko, the bastard shark son of Marco?
- ajchavar, on 10/11/2007, -6/+14first steve irwin and now shark jesus, when will stingrays learn. . . .
. . . too soon? - timusca, on 10/11/2007, -5/+13That shark is such a whore...
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -1/+6Parthenogenesis is the key to immortality.
- Darthcactaur, on 10/11/2007, -3/+8I for one welcome our new shark messiah.
- mwmccullough, on 10/11/2007, -3/+7Does this make it the "King of the Jaws"?
- rrobster, on 10/11/2007, -1/+5That sure answers the question of what Katie Holmes has in common with hammerhead sharks.
- rodrigo74, on 10/11/2007, -1/+4Yeah, coz sharks and reptiles are pretty much the same *****, right?
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -1/+4It's new for cartilaginous fish, RTFA.
- rodrigo74, on 10/11/2007, -2/+5RTFA
- yomamaisfat, on 10/11/2007, -1/+4I blame abstinence education. If sharks were not being told that sex before spawning season is wrong, then this young shark whore would not be resorting to desperate measures like this.
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -4/+6@AegeisGFX:
I'm in yur internets, overusing yur memez... - phatt-matt, on 10/11/2007, -1/+3Except for these Hammerheads....
- WayneMan, on 10/11/2007, -1/+3If only the mother contributes genes, and she can contribute only female genes, then all the vigin born offspring would be female. A male would have to be involved somewhere to contribute the Y chromosome necessary to produce a male.
So then the virgin birth of a male child would still be miraculous. - polyGone, on 10/11/2007, -2/+4lol @ the Dr. Octagon reference. :)
- djvchris, on 10/11/2007, -3/+5No wonder she's leaving the View.
- alabamasucks, on 10/11/2007, -2/+3What is this Jurassic Park? Cue Dr. Grant saying "Nature finds a way"
- LogicBomB, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1K, who's starting up Sharkianity?
- tech42er, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Well, I guess it's technically a "virgin birth", though i prefer pathogenesis.
- neau, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2Poor things..
- bmson, on 10/11/2007, -4/+5How do they know that she was a virgin?
- tech42er, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1@monomorphic
Yes I do. Thank you. - woody56292, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2asexual birth has been proven for a while....
That is how Jesus was born, the miracle was the series of coincidences that leaded up to that event. - phatt-matt, on 10/11/2007, -2/+3Oh.
- woody56292, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2wow you have a point, I can't believe I hadn't though of something so simple before.
/not sarcasm, being serious - Cerebral, on 10/11/2007, -2/+3Hey no "now we can really make Jurassic Park" comments?
- Monomorphic, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1you mean Parthenogenesis.
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