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2000 year old lotion discovered in Italy

dsc.discovery.com — Italian archaeologists have discovered lotion that is over 2000 years old, left almost intact in the cosmetic case of an aristocratic Etruscan woman.

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  • poogy21, on 07/10/2009, -2/+81Expiration Date: 3/15/1
  • inactive, on 07/11/2009, -7/+60FAP FAP FAP
  • greenroom628, on 07/11/2009, -3/+54right next to a copy of the june, '00bc issue of penthovse.
  • Zarimus, on 07/10/2009, -2/+42It won't be long before one of the major cosmetics companies brings out a version of this. Cleopatra's beauty secret for $19.99.
  • mikemehak, on 07/10/2009, -11/+41It puts the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again!

    it needed to be said correctly
  • DiggMeUpPlz, on 07/11/2009, -1/+30and it comes in a mini-tube
  • kingofinternet, on 07/11/2009, -0/+21It puts the lotion on ITS skin.
  • 3rdDay, on 07/11/2009, -1/+19Max Factorium pro femina.
  • SilverBack101, on 07/10/2009, -13/+30It FINALLY puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose!
  • videodroner, on 07/11/2009, -0/+16... and a fleshrock.
  • mogdor, on 07/11/2009, -3/+16Lotion, or lube? That's the question archaeologists should be asking.
  • Type100N74STX2, on 07/11/2009, -1/+14So is spelling.
  • mogdor, on 07/11/2009, -3/+15The lotion was found right next to hieroglyphic boobie pictures.
  • Pillage, on 07/11/2009, -1/+11Cartman I don't want to play silence of the lambs anymore.
  • matrixbandit, on 07/11/2009, -0/+8You should get that checked out.
  • amanilaenvelope, on 07/11/2009, -4/+12Oh, come on Digg, this is just way too easy.
  • vedema, on 07/11/2009, -0/+8I came for the masturbation joke, and was not disappointed.
  • bahgheera, on 07/11/2009, -0/+7I've got a bottle of Brut in my medicine cabinet thats twice as old as that.
  • ChuyMX, on 07/11/2009, -1/+8ancient fap
  • inactive, on 07/11/2009, -0/+6At least we know masturbation jokes turn you on now
  • xedd, on 07/11/2009, -0/+6The repetitious nature of these comments are like beating a dead horse... uh, to... uh.. Oh, nevermind.
  • NewBrunswickMan, on 07/12/2009, -0/+6.....ouch
  • austinharding, on 07/12/2009, -0/+5Masturbation jokes all - taken
    Movie quotes - taken
    Ingredient Jokes - done

    crap. What would Conan say?

    "Archeologists unearthed a lotion that is over 2000 years old...
    To which they promptly returned to Sher...
  • inactive, on 07/11/2009, -0/+5I'm surprised it took us five comments to get there.
  • andreo, on 07/11/2009, -2/+7Keep your foreskin, no lotion needed
  • smitas, on 07/11/2009, -2/+6Is it working?
  • tgc1, on 07/11/2009, -0/+4I was just thinking that very same thing. Cosmetics companies are going to want to get a hold of that recipe.
  • 5celery, on 07/12/2009, -0/+4what's his name?
  • mrdude4290, on 07/11/2009, -0/+4and i just came
  • Elephant789, on 07/12/2009, -0/+4Are they sure it's a lotion. It could be a cream. A lot of people get those two confused.
  • thaprinze, on 07/11/2009, -14/+17I've got some lotion for you that's rich in proteins. The dispenser's a little messed up so you'll have to pump it a bit.
  • JuanBSU, on 07/12/2009, -0/+3...lock Holmes???
  • SilverBack101, on 07/11/2009, -5/+7:( Grammer is my arch-nemesis.
  • Probatus, on 07/12/2009, -0/+2Found close to the 2000 yo lotion? 2000 year old tissues.
  • EarlOfLade, on 07/11/2009, -0/+2$19.99?
    Well no not exactly, it would be more in the line of:
    "New formula based on exclusive 2000 year old lotion used by the Roman Nobility!
    If you want to catch your own Cesar, your skin need Plecunium Lotion, 2 Fl.oz bottles now for the ridiculous low price of $199! Call now!"
  • aristotle0dude, on 07/12/2009, -0/+2I think you meant to say Cher.
  • datastorageguy, on 07/12/2009, -0/+2How fat is she?
  • inactive, on 07/12/2009, -0/+2...wood Forest.
  • logic6, on 07/11/2009, -0/+2TMI
  • Frostek, on 07/11/2009, -0/+2Everyone has...
  • logic6, on 07/11/2009, -0/+2It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
  • tj007s13, on 07/11/2009, -1/+3It's now being sold at Mary Kay for 79.99$.
  • 5celery, on 07/12/2009, -0/+2that's some theory you got there
  • TBombadil, on 07/11/2009, -1/+3***** that.
  • justdru, on 07/12/2009, -0/+2I threw up in my mouth a little
  • copypastry, on 07/12/2009, -0/+1Is Itality a new kind of Mortal Kombat finishing move?
  • thegoldenshovel, on 07/12/2009, -0/+1FTA: "...the analysis suggests that the ointment was imported into Etruria with the ointment already prepared in Egypt."
  • copypastry, on 07/12/2009, -0/+1 FACTORIVM MAXIMVS
  • justdru, on 07/11/2009, -7/+8This proves my theory... people have masturbated forever.
  • homesickalien, on 07/11/2009, -7/+8Did they find it beside a 2000 year old box of kleenex?
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