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- smack1700, on 04/14/2009, -2/+33No Mario being a plumber? I don't recall him fixing anyone's shower drain or backed up garbage disposal.
- theaceoffire, on 04/14/2009, -0/+21See your problem is right here: Your pipes are filled with coins, mushrooms, turtles, flying blocks, man eating plants, and fire. Let me go clear it out for ya.
- airwalke, on 04/14/2009, -0/+16"A true ninja title would showcase scenes of normal soldiers or whatever wandering around, and when you push a button one of them would appear to spontaneously drop dead"
I would love a ninja game like this. - nerdherder, on 04/14/2009, -0/+15For some reason I never questioned Samus' bounty hunter status. And the ninja one reminded me of this.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_QLUJHaB6U
- nerdherder, on 04/14/2009, -1/+16Spoiler Alert! There is no spoiler in your spoiler alert, and you actually said so directly after you claimed you had a spoiler.
- Renfamous, on 04/14/2009, -0/+11WoW, Megaman, Shinobi, Metroid, Cooking Mama.
One of these things is not like the other.
One of these things just doesn't belong. - CoD4, on 04/14/2009, -0/+9as opposed to other kinds of ninjas?
- Elranzer, on 04/14/2009, -0/+9After Gardening Mama, the next logical step for "Mama" is no doubt... Baby Mama.
Yes, Baby Mama. Hundreds of touch-sensitive mini-games about making babies from foreplay, conception and ultimately spanking your newborn with a stylus. - homer00, on 04/14/2009, -0/+7I read that as ninja turtle.
- Rain12913, on 04/14/2009, -0/+7FTA: "It's hard to imagine that Mario wasn't a little sore about what was expected of him when he showed up for his first day as a plumber."
- LoopyChew, on 04/14/2009, -0/+6What I found particularly ironic was that *spoiler alert!* his own weapon inflicted the most damage on him when you revisited him later on in the game.
Metal Man? More like Pathetal man! - noahgelman, on 04/14/2009, -1/+6Your comment sucks. You should be ashamed of yourself
- inactive, on 04/14/2009, -0/+5But seriously, the only weapon in the game that can shoot in 8 directions. Actually I think it's the only weapon that can shoot up.
- Rain12913, on 04/14/2009, -0/+5I haven't played Tenchu 4, but how could it be any less combat oriented than the original game? (Stealth Assassins for PS1). You would lose points any time you had to fight an enemy face to face, a perfect score could only be achieved if nobody spotted you before their death. I'd say that was a pretty accurate portrayal of what a ninja game should be like.
- cougar3429, on 04/14/2009, -0/+4Dugg for the line:
"May the Goddess smile upon your bastardry." - insanebrain, on 04/14/2009, -1/+5Pretty lame article.
- Scrollfx, on 04/14/2009, -2/+6Them Mario brothers still haven't fixed my toilet. Been using the bathtub, and sometime, the balcony.
- Pentatonic, on 04/14/2009, -0/+3I thought Tenchu 4 did a pretty bad ass job of making you feel like a real ninja. The previous installments were a little more combat oriented, but their latest foray into the stealth ninja genre was more like splinter cell with its focus on "hide and seek" gameplay mechanics.
on a related note, i liked the fact that you get an s rank grade for stealth kills if you didn't kill anyone (of course, you couldn't have been seen either) in the level except your intended target.
when i thought ninja, my mind went straight to tenchu. - mmurdock77, on 04/14/2009, -1/+4This article mislead me into thinking it was interesting.
Buried for ironic title backfire. - verynegative, on 04/14/2009, -0/+3This must be the most random list on digg ever.
- kirbyriw, on 04/14/2009, -0/+3I liked the cooking mama one regardless of the fact that the games aren't that great. That would be a much more entertaining game too, so much more room for hilarity. You can only mess up a meal once. But you can ***** up kids for ages.
- Hamakuas, on 04/14/2009, -0/+3You should do an article on the top 5 misleading article descriptions... I know where you can start.
- mHtt, on 04/14/2009, -1/+3When I was a low level druid I tried healing the mobs. They killed me, so really it was out of self defense i murdered the lot of 'em. Can't really say that for Bloodsail Admiral Achievement though. I kind of wanted to kill a *****-tonne-of-baddies stoned-as-***** to-good-music one night on that one...
Muhahahah, I quit WoW btw, playing tf2 classic maps server now, reminds me of the ole tfc days... fps are awesome breaks from reality when life's not filling your time up with nice weather and nice people that is. - Greddypooh, on 04/14/2009, -0/+2This list is lame. Lame.
- miggie, on 04/14/2009, -2/+4They have a baby game for the DS the stock drops it off to you.
- Rain12913, on 04/14/2009, -0/+2Since when is referring to something contained in the Dugg article considered a spoiler? Have you ever been here before?
- Pentatonic, on 04/15/2009, -0/+2true, i'm not disputing that. what i meant was there's no direct way of fighting enemies in this newest installation. you have no life bar to speak of. sometimes, you get off being found one time and have to restart that section. after that, if you get caught again, you fail the level.
you really just can't run around slashing enemies left and right.
only way to fight back is if you reserve one of your 3 item slots for a ninja-to. if you get spotted, you get taken into a first-person sword fighting minigame. - hatdrop, on 04/15/2009, -0/+2here i come thinking it's about actual video game CAREERS, instead i'm treated to a crappy list of awesome video game characters, except for metal man, why does he look like a freggin surgeon? a better description of why druid is misleading is when raid leaders expect you to be healbots >=/ if you want some heals you roll your own god damned healer!
- inactive, on 04/14/2009, -0/+2Didn't FEAR have ninjas that you couldn't see?
- inactive, on 04/14/2009, -3/+5They could have called him Throws Craploads of Saw Blades Man, Annoying Conveyor Belt Man, or maybe Kill Me First Man
This. - smack1700, on 04/14/2009, -1/+3Exactly (see earlier comment)
- Partof300, on 04/14/2009, -0/+2Yea, from what I read it screamed UGO, which is unfortunate because UGO has really low standards, I mean some pretty ***** articles have come from them. Now I can see that they've bought Ziff Davis they're spreading their disease of bad filler articles...
- infebious, on 05/18/2009, -0/+1I looked around a lot online to find out how to become a video game tester. Finally I got hired and am making money just to play games! I never thought it would happen, but luckily I found www.PaidToTest.com
- loudhowie, on 04/15/2009, -0/+11st. I thought I'd be reading ACTUAL job descriptions.
2nd. I love my lvl 23 druid. - ethanator1088, on 04/14/2009, -5/+2There are 5 characters. I mentioned one of them. I spoiled one 5th of the post.
- Kaegro, on 04/14/2009, -6/+2What about GTA. I know you can steal a bunch of cars, but you rarely take em to chop shops.
- ethanator1088, on 04/14/2009, -12/+1Spoiler Alert! The Metal Man one made me laugh, but I will not spoil the reason. Good stuff.


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