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Nintendo Valentines
play-nintendo.com — "Creepy", "Priceless", "Demented", "Brilliant", "Disturbing", and "Amazingly Awesome". Love them or hate them, each of these words have been used to describe these Nintendo-themed Valentines that are sure to make your crush melt in your hands or use theirs to smack you.
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- Skititlez, on 10/12/2007, -8/+77The artist of those should be shot where he stands...
- WHERE HE STANDS -- loker269, on 10/12/2007, -23/+6BANG....your dead
- Embrace, on 10/12/2007, -8/+5Why I find them funny. And thats a very nice style.
- RobotSuit, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5These are by FattyD.
http://fattyd.deviantart.com/ - daridave, on 10/12/2007, -4/+28WTF is wrong with you people.
I'm a Nintendo fan, I don't feel like offended by these. Cheesy, silly, wrong... but funny. Not clever either, but usually "card text" is meant to be short and simple, so that you get a laugh out of it without thinking too much about it as well.
Lighten up, geeks... why, are sexual jokes too much for you? (I know I'm going to be burried for saying that, but it's just TRUE.) - samarink, on 10/12/2007, -0/+22For those who don't know, Skititlez is FattyD aka, the creator of the Valentines.
His post above is a joke. - RobotSuit, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Oh. >___>
- rune420, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3Bah. I still think Gay Link makes a better card.
http://folk.ntnu.no/runeaam/gaylink.JPG - swOhio, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3I can think of a few women I'd like to call Midna....
- xNaquada, on 10/12/2007, -6/+3Buried as lame. I want my 60 seconds back.
- lokai, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2Honestly, I remember Nintendo coming out with official Valentine's day cards when I was a child in the 80's, and most of those things were just as creepy. These are funny. Hell, I'm going to send the Midna one to my girlfriend this Valentine's day. She LOVES Zelda: TP, and she would also probably really dig the being ridden like a wolf part. :)
- ProfChaosOmega, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Good job skititlez, youre an incredibly creative artist.
- kazumaSHELL, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1"You don't get a valentine's day.... YOU DIDN'T SAVE!"
- RaGa, on 10/12/2007, -3/+2not.one.funny.valentine.
this totally sucks
- bpwwhirl, on 10/12/2007, -12/+2#6 was the only funny one.
- Antialias, on 10/12/2007, -7/+12yeah, the art was alright on some, but the text just wasn't clever/funny at all.
- CaptShmo, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9added to collection of pointless stuff wasting space on my hard drive, moving along now..
- Fordi, on 10/12/2007, -8/+7I think they're ***** hilarious, but knowing my girl, she'd kill me.
- Doorfingers, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4exactly which one is "sure to make your crush melt in your hands"?
- endtime, on 10/12/2007, -13/+6Those SUCK.
- cy19, on 10/12/2007, -10/+3I'd like to add "Stupid" to that list.
- SteamyV, on 10/12/2007, -9/+29 and 10 are half-decent. But still, visually boring and devoid of rewarding humor.
- DevilDunkard, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8Just sent my girlfriend #11. She loves Midna.
- DanHawking, on 10/12/2007, -7/+2What is with with womenfolk and Midna? Honestly. x_x
- Enasni1212, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6I'm not sure what it is about Midna, either... But I do know I will never forget my 14 year old sister's reaction the first time she saw her.
- mizashley, on 10/12/2007, -3/+4Come on guys! Resetii from AC:WW was funny!! Probably more so to me because I just had to endure his lecture:) Geeky and corny still make my funny list.
- markp93, on 10/12/2007, -1/+13oh my.. http://www.play-nintendo.com/images/valentines/Valentine-12.jpg
- mourne, on 10/12/2007, -7/+0I was expecting something good... Now I want to make my own.. heh
- j0ew00ds, on 10/12/2007, -3/+13why have thumbnails if they don't offer a preview of the full sized image? that sucked.
- bluebonics, on 10/12/2007, -3/+5rofl@3 4 9 and 12... especially number 4 and 12
- bobotheking, on 10/12/2007, -6/+2Video game themed valentine cards? Of what use to diggers would these be...?
- josegutz, on 10/12/2007, -4/+3DATS DA MARIO!
SWING THE ARMS...OUT and OUT..
a minor Fault Oh ya... - Jarasmen, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Not bad, funny... for me. I wouldn't risk sending that as an actual valentine. I may be a bit of a nerd/geek, but I'm not stupid... at least in this case.
- DonArmageddon, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6No. 13 is by far my favorite :D
- tonygarcia, on 10/12/2007, -6/+2lame...
- berserkiest, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7I think they are all really funny, can't wait for more to come out.
- superbonbon, on 10/12/2007, -3/+2I feel like this is one of those things that would be hard to mess up. I mean c'mon! Nintendo Valentines cards? Too bad they are poorly drawn and not very witty. It's embarrassing really.
- jrathert, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2So, I'd like to see something better from you or else you don't deserve to say crap like that.
- ferretpants, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5The one with Navi is priceless
- Hindu_Wardrobe, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2I'm giving this to all the guys who want to get in my pants:
http://www.play-nintendo.com/images/valentines/Valentine-07.jpg
Hahahaha... - teethman, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2This made me remember some real mario brothers valentines cards from grade school. I think i remember they exist.
- actionscripted, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Numbered thumbnails was a great idea.
- Izzymyster, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0I thought they were hilarious.
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