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How It Feels To Lose A Girl Explained To A Gamer
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- cesarandreu, on 11/09/2007, -13/+376There are better games out there man.
- Twist05, on 11/08/2007, -753/+12What's the big deal if you lose one game to a girl? So she's a good gamer- there are girl gamers too.
- Twelve-60, on 11/05/2007, -0/+21EPIC-FAIL.
- Hiki, on 10/11/2007, -4/+203@Twist05
RTFA (well not quite, but close enough). It's comparing girls to games. - Seth024, on 10/11/2007, -68/+12It's like getting killed and not having a saved game to continu from.
- Wormfather, on 10/11/2007, -59/+16Dude that's like having your lvl 70 main deleted in World of Warcraft, you'd just be inconsolable.
- RossTizma, on 10/14/2007, -94/+11There's well over 3 billion girls on the Earth... is there even a million video games...? And each video game is unique, unlike women that can only cook, clean and have sex... so I think the comparison is void.
- tcha, on 10/11/2007, -43/+10That's pretty ***** sad, but you gotta love the metaphor...
- simplynix, on 10/11/2007, -38/+6I hate it when you work through a game, only to lose it because of a buggy save point. The ones with great visuals usually lack decent playability anyway,
Give me a MM any day. - Cozmcphish, on 10/11/2007, -42/+29What is this "girl" you speak of?
- SpectralSounds, on 10/11/2007, -46/+16Oh come on. I dont usually say submitted stories are lame, but .. jesus. People are digging this? Its not even slightly witty. Its more like 1 part pathetic, 1 part ignorant ....with a splash of two dumbasses thrown into the mix.
- wild, on 11/04/2007, -8/+326I wouldn't feel so bad if women came with achievements. Its much easier to move on once you have earned them all.
- MorbenDK, on 11/27/2007, -0/+5well, there are a few unlockables ;)
- EnderTheThird, on 10/11/2007, -38/+23I definitely recommend you check out the other quotes on this site. Some of them are HILARIOUS!
Example:
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tatclass: YOU ALL SUCK DICK
tatclass: er.
tatclass: hi.
andycode: A common typo.
tatclass: the keys are like right next to each other.
--------------- - EXreaction, on 10/11/2007, -24/+4"Dude that's like having your lvl 70 main deleted in World of Warcraft, you'd just be inconsolable."
No, its like having your house burned down with every game and console along with it. You can just feel like you lost everything...
Of course, it depends on the kind of person you are, and what she was like. Sadly, far too many people just brush things off once their relationship is over. - Waskonator, on 10/11/2007, -132/+13bitches love me cause they know that I can rock
bitches love me cause they know that I can rhyme
bitches love me cause they know that I can *****
bitches love me cause they know that I'm on time
throughout the projects - revenge7, on 10/11/2007, -21/+66@Waskonator
Sorry. MSI sucks ass.
Also, what the hell is your point? - VeraLynn, on 11/05/2007, -37/+5It's interesting how so many guys lump ALL women into some huge broad category with a label.
And how many men on this planet only think with the smaller head? That's my little label for "all" men... enjoy :)
I rather liked the analogy, if you even care about my opinion. :-P- MorbenDK, on 11/27/2007, -1/+1not to shoot you down, but I noticed that you didn't actually include a label for those men. You gave us an interesting rhetorical question, but no label.
I'm glad you've got enough of a sense of humor to appreciate the analogy though.
- MorbenDK, on 11/27/2007, -1/+1not to shoot you down, but I noticed that you didn't actually include a label for those men. You gave us an interesting rhetorical question, but no label.
- Waskonator, on 10/11/2007, -43/+1I knew that would get dugg down.
@revenge7 - Sorry. No point. Some reason that song was in my head while reading the comments. Props to u all for burying me so quick. Viva Le Digg.- MorbenDK, on 11/27/2007, -0/+2do you know what the reply button does?
- cockmaster, on 10/11/2007, -13/+7looks like she parried his love with expert timing.
- EternalDarkWing, on 10/11/2007, -1/+39@wild
http://duelinganalogs.com/?date=2007-03-21 - BazookaCamel, on 10/11/2007, -11/+2Like Capcom VS SNK 2!!!11
- BrainInAJar, on 10/11/2007, -3/+59"Sadly, far too many people just brush things off once their relationship is over."
Sadly? why?
if it's over it's over, no point crying about it like a little bitch- MorbenDK, on 11/27/2007, -1/+1I noticed that too. hey, sometimes its worth a little kleenex session.. but a lot of relationships really weren't worth the effort in the first place.
- estvir, on 10/14/2007, -3/+16As much as I love Bash and visit ?latest all the time, hopefully this isn't a trend of posting every 'good' quote on Bash.
- kisore, on 10/11/2007, -8/+16SergioThree: there's other fish in the sea, man, she's just a girl
Beatsfromkorea: no dude, that's *****.
Beatsfromkorea: Think of it this way. if your precious copy of street fighter third strike broke and i told you "it's ok man, there's other games in the sea. here, play mortal kombat instead" what would you say? you'd be like, "***** that, gimme third strike."
SergioThree: ...
SergioThree: you just reached me on a level that i never thought possible - JoeDiggsIt, on 10/11/2007, -8/+1Im such a hypocrite, I dugg Twist05 down also, but I thought it said that too. Only until I read the story did I think differently.
- ladyarcher85, on 10/11/2007, -1/+15The difference between losing a game and a girl is you can always find copies of that exact game but not the latter.
- MorbenDK, on 11/27/2007, -0/+3depends on the girl
- daxsymbiont, on 10/11/2007, -4/+1if someone is obsessive, is obsessive EVEN with games.
take a walk at a gaming forum and see what i mean, the game wars and the *****. - LovingDigg, on 10/11/2007, -8/+1Who diggs this article, it was probably some dude that created two accounts and was talking to himself. This is soooo lame.
- Twist05, on 11/08/2007, -753/+12What's the big deal if you lose one game to a girl? So she's a good gamer- there are girl gamers too.
- Nidis, on 10/11/2007, -43/+5Its funny because gamers only relate to games. I get it.
No not really, epic failure. It's a stupid joke that makes gamers out to look like obsessive wankers. Well... some are. But its still stupid. - Katana314, on 10/11/2007, -35/+9Joke is in story's title...no point in clicking really.
- VaporBro, on 10/26/2007, -3/+11No point in leaving that comment either...jerk.
- yeshuu, on 10/11/2007, -23/+3i know this joke, its really funny, you will laugh your ass off, but i can't tell it well... ;)
- DarkStalker, on 10/11/2007, -18/+4The Beast is Unleashed!
"Beatsfromkorea just full parried SergioThree's super combo!"
IRC Moment #37
You had to be there. - futureisours, on 11/06/2007, -3/+108game over man, game over.
- zeromancer, on 10/11/2007, -1/+12he knows. he's still looking for the restart button i think.
- chaesar, on 10/11/2007, -17/+3I'm sure it's a tough loss. As gamers, these guys probably have very limited options when it comes to women that will touch them.
- CroqueMitaine, on 10/11/2007, -17/+4... no comment... ah ***** thats a comment
- musntSurfatWork, on 11/06/2007, -12/+385Video Games: Insert Coin to continue.
Girls: Insert Coin to continue.
I don't see any difference, do you see any difference?- JDoorjam, on 10/14/2007, -3/+142.... girls don't post high-score tables? Girls don't tell you "winners don't use drugs"?
- Machismo, on 10/11/2007, -43/+2Replace coin with something else and you got it....
Someone wanna post the article? My Interwebz fails to deliver. - Xeth, on 11/02/2007, -6/+161Which slot does the coin go in?
- gutistg, on 10/11/2007, -26/+5@ Xeth
Nose? - jkirk7msa, on 10/14/2007, -3/+135Girls definitely require more than a coin, unfortunately.
- Blah_Blah_Blah, on 10/11/2007, -6/+93two coins then?
- superal1394, on 10/11/2007, -19/+4gold ring, perhaps?
eh, but then you are stuck with her.. - revenge7, on 11/02/2007, -6/+115I think girls are more like those games that cost a dollar to play. You know they are ripping you off, but you pay anyway.
- TheMidnight, on 10/11/2007, -7/+66With video games, you play with the joystick and push buttons.
With a girl, she plays with your joystick while you press her buttons. - wbgo, on 10/11/2007, -8/+39@JDoorjam:
> .... girls don't post high-score tables?
You reckon? You can bet every woman you've ever slept with told every one of her female (and gay) friends EVERYTHING.
Girls don't tell you "winners don't use drugs"?
> Well, no. That would be far too direct, obvious and unsubtle for a woman. A real girl would just make a cryptic allusion to handbags and then be in a strop for days because you didn't understand that she clearly feels you smoke too much pot. - Badfish, on 10/13/2007, -6/+26Games: Insert Coin To Continue 10...9...8...7...
Girls: GAME OVER. - feoren, on 10/13/2007, -3/+26@JDoorJam
My girlfriend posted a high score table. Turns out I'm her second best, after some guy named "AHF" - Managore, on 10/19/2007, -11/+8I know a difference. You're allowed to play games that are 12 years old.
- spudlyo, on 10/11/2007, -19/+2s/true/stupid/;
- 1773nium, on 11/06/2007, -8/+200WTF is a girl?
- chaesar, on 10/11/2007, -44/+5It's what your mom was 40 years ago.
(Wow, that can be taken so many ways.....she sure was) - Blah_Blah_Blah, on 10/22/2007, -0/+116OH SNAP! wikipedia to the rescue!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girl - syrum, on 10/11/2007, -14/+1lol, k that was pretty funny
- Daedelus, on 10/11/2007, -0/+67Heh, the wiki entry for girl has a section on usage.
Not what your thinking, but it made me smile. - JasonCox, on 10/11/2007, -5/+30To us Diggers, they're as mysterious as gravity to a dark-age Catholic.
- PyroChan, on 04/10/2008, -0/+1˙ɹǝlʇıɥ pǝʇɐǝɟǝp ı
- chaesar, on 10/11/2007, -44/+5It's what your mom was 40 years ago.
- zwendkos, on 10/11/2007, -21/+9what it's like to lose a girl??
what about how do you explain to a gamer what it's like to GET a girl?!?- chaesar, on 10/11/2007, -15/+8Just use a nerd analogy for some rare WoW weapon or Magic the Gathering card.
- MorbenDK, on 11/27/2007, -1/+1epic mount?
- chaesar, on 10/11/2007, -15/+8Just use a nerd analogy for some rare WoW weapon or Magic the Gathering card.
- fantasticFlan, on 10/11/2007, -0/+53Decent analogy. When you want to play a game, you just want to play that game . . . extends pretty well.
- JDoorjam, on 10/29/2007, -5/+272Except Street Fighter doesn't usually walk in on you fragging the ***** out of Halo 2.
- AxeSwinger, on 10/11/2007, -2/+54JD comments wins; best comment I've read all week.
- punkdemons, on 11/05/2007, -1/+154I could certainly use more multi-player action...
- somesthetic, on 11/02/2007, -0/+77I can only get online multiplayer these days.
- ApeInago, on 10/11/2007, -11/+2yeah, its really hard to find a third....
- cybermort, on 10/11/2007, -33/+10wow am i the only that thought that was lame.
- pktgumby, on 10/11/2007, -26/+4No.
- jenel, on 10/11/2007, -1/+61There's also some dude in China, but he can't be reached right now.
- jimmy72, on 10/11/2007, -12/+5Slow news day indeed.
- MatchesMalone, on 10/11/2007, -11/+4i have lived to see the day when bash.org is diggworthy. wow.
- JDoorjam, on 10/11/2007, -11/+5No you haven't. This was pretty weak.
- fadetoone, on 10/11/2007, -8/+5@matchesmalone
Bwahaha, my thoughts exactly... but there are MUCH better bash.org entries - ModemGhost, on 10/14/2007, -7/+13I agree with you. First thing I thought was, we're digging quotes from bash, now? Really? Not even bash.org itself, but a single ***** quote from bash? BASH HAS ITS OWN ***** RATING SYSTEM! Submitting a single quote from bash just strikes me as a bit mental.
- youngandwise, on 10/11/2007, -9/+45(Insert nerds with girlfriends?!? buried as innacurate joke here)
- PirateChaOS, on 10/11/2007, -15/+4MK is way better than Street Fighter!
..it needed said- chaesar, on 10/11/2007, -3/+8Yeah if you'd enjoy substituting slapstick computer-gore for challenging fighting technique.
- pnyphnz, on 10/11/2007, -5/+3Yeah, let me know when you guys get a 50-man MK ranking battle season going. Or MK at Tougeki Super Battle Opera. Or MK at EVO any of the fighting game majors in the USA.
- kowru, on 10/11/2007, -5/+0dude, don't count something as a good game because its at EVO. EVO actually doesn't play alot of good games, they are fanboys. MK should be respected, the gore attracted us in the first place, the gameplay kept us playing. There is a reason it remained popular, i bet you've never heard of the game time killers have you? You can find MK in other big tournaments, as well as dead or alive 4 and other respectable fighters.
- libertao, on 11/06/2007, -3/+75I disagree, while Mortal Kombat for the Sega Genesis is a very good game, I believe Donkey Kong for the original 8-bit Nintendo is better.
- youngandwise, on 10/11/2007, -52/+14Donkey Kong sucks!
- libertao, on 11/05/2007, -3/+91Hey you know something? YOU SUCK!
- chaesar, on 10/11/2007, -15/+9Earthworm Jim people, c'mon.
- schabrat14, on 10/11/2007, -15/+1@ young
Your Mom Sucks!!!
EDIT: oh billy madison.....ignore top - youngandwise, on 10/11/2007, -26/+8Why the hell am i being dugg down, im freaking quoting the movie, "Billy Madison"
- drunkinbda, on 12/04/2007, -1/+1i support hte reference
- darzeecompany, on 10/11/2007, -12/+4Hey, you wanna go feed that donkey some beer, get it real messed up?
- gutistg, on 10/11/2007, -18/+2Billy Madison SUCKS! too.
- disoriented, on 10/11/2007, -18/+3bitches aint ***** but hoes and tricks
learn it. live it. - NikoKun, on 11/02/2007, -0/+47More like, if that videogame told you that you sucked at playing it, and that you were banned from playing it anymore, and then it walks out the door... -_- XD
- rmetzger, on 10/11/2007, -7/+1so you are saying that just like games i can buy women? no *****!
- b0rna, on 10/11/2007, -51/+0digged for bashed.org
- 1773nium, on 10/13/2007, -0/+43Huh, this whole time I thought it was bash.org. Silly me.
- b3mus3d, on 10/11/2007, -9/+7bashed.org is actually porn.
(ha, made you look)
- punkdemons, on 10/11/2007, -3/+44@ b0rna
dugg down for "digged"- gutistg, on 10/11/2007, -33/+5So if the first-person past tense conjugation of dig is dug,
what's the first-person past tense conjugation of hug? - blackkbot, on 10/11/2007, -2/+39@gutistg
Dugg down for trying to make me think.
- gutistg, on 10/11/2007, -33/+5So if the first-person past tense conjugation of dig is dug,
- FatCake, on 10/11/2007, -10/+0Man those guys aren't cool...
- feebie, on 11/05/2007, -7/+18Here's a solution to all of your problems: Stop playing women.
- SocialPoison, on 10/11/2007, -2/+33When they stop playing us.
- MrFatalistic, on 10/11/2007, -9/+3now seriously, if games were women I wouldn't be a gamer...
- cogit0, on 10/11/2007, -8/+1But she keeps telling me to play with her 'button'!
- Sutanreyu, on 10/19/2007, -4/+10@mrfatalistic:
You'd be homosexual?
- rschluss, on 10/11/2007, -7/+3Screw this chick... I'm hearthing to repair and see if there are any other chicks at the AH.
- ccanni1028, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4"Screw this chick..."
I think the point is that you can't anymore.
- ccanni1028, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4"Screw this chick..."
- edrift101, on 10/29/2007, -0/+53Just broke up with my girl on Wednesday (dating for 3.5 years). Thanks for putting things in perspective. :)
- MrFatalistic, on 11/06/2007, -0/+81dating for 3.5 years? god damn that's a high score...
- LaueOfficer, on 11/06/2007, -1/+37Unlock any Achievements?
- Kauzman01, on 10/29/2007, -0/+7I'm hoping you got new costumes, cause the same one every day would be gross.
- naughtyboy, on 10/29/2007, -0/+10Who deleted the account?
- Username314, on 10/29/2007, -0/+7Can you post a walkthrough?
- OhNine, on 10/11/2007, -11/+0I'm currently writing a new fighter like Street Fighter 2 and Mortal Kombat, but it's going to be free form 3d, with the option of targeting an enemy and going 1 on 1 with them. www.roamingdragon.com If everything goes as planned alpha testing should start up in a year.
- micro506, on 10/11/2007, -7/+3Nice Geocities page.
- youngandwise, on 10/11/2007, -9/+1Jeez, who do you have to blow to get some diggs around here
- rocket97, on 10/11/2007, -0/+37My last girlfriend was kind of in the MMO realm... /sigh
- DaRizat, on 10/11/2007, -10/+2Man, imagine if they added hot chicks to the games themselves...then you could just have a relationship with them instead.
And then, they could never leave you. Because you hold the controls.
They should start doing this, I think its a good idea.- shaungc, on 10/11/2007, -6/+3"you're too controlling"
- NGliam, on 10/11/2007, -7/+4But.. I prefer Mortal Kombat :'(
- banannapeels, on 10/11/2007, -6/+3games . . . women . . . they all cost something to play with, nah?
- ers35, on 11/05/2007, -0/+64Do you realize what you just did? You submitted a quote from bash.org.
I predict a large influx of these stories from this point on.- max420, on 11/05/2007, -2/+19I was just thinking the same thing, I wonder if the digg effect can take down bash.org.
Great site tho, some of those quotes are GOLD.... - anagoge, on 11/05/2007, -0/+40PLEASE NOTE:
Do not submit each of the 10,000+ quotes to Digg or things will get messy.
- max420, on 11/05/2007, -2/+19I was just thinking the same thing, I wonder if the digg effect can take down bash.org.
- trer, on 10/11/2007, -6/+2A better game to use would be the Final Fantasy 3 or Chronotrigger Super Nintendo cartridge
- keyguy242, on 10/11/2007, -15/+1instead of grumbling around about some bitch that dumped you why not just whip your jammy out and go get another one. stupid ***** nerds
- captainbluebear, on 10/11/2007, -0/+17Whip my jammy out? Sir, there are things I'll do, and things I won't.
- stauken, on 10/11/2007, -7/+1That was funny.
Don't care what people say - and no I don't think bash.org is gonna succomb to digg. It may, but I doubt it. - EarlOfLade, on 10/11/2007, -4/+10I think most women would be ***** if you compared them to a video game.
- gutistg, on 10/11/2007, -1/+45Why? Video games are awesome!
- JackiJinx, on 10/11/2007, -19/+0Well, that depends on the context. I imagine the men and women being switched through the parts and see if it has the same effect. For the quotes in this submission, it still works and I do find it funny.
What ***** me off is the stereotype of men being the gamers and not women. Just look at Twist05's comment:
"What's the big deal if you lose one game to a girl? So she's a good gamer- there are girl gamers too."
It has overwhelming negative feedback. What does that tell me? That the people voting on it think that it IS a big deal to lose to a female gamer. Why? Well, to me that says that females either aren't good or can't be good, but if anyone else has a different interpretation, please. Enlighten me. - JDoorjam, on 10/11/2007, -0/+10@Jackijinx: the comment was dug down because it misinterpreted the subject. It's "How it feels to lose a girl," not "How it feels to lose TO a girl." The comment got buried because the poster simply didn't RTFA.
- Hindu_Wardrobe, on 10/11/2007, -3/+6I wouldn't mind being compared to a videogame.
Well, actually it depends on the game. Has to be a good one!
/girl
- okrbot, on 10/11/2007, -7/+0anyone have a mirror site?
- terrya64, on 10/11/2007, -3/+13Chuck Norris took his girlfriend.
- girlgamer1, on 10/10/2007, -1/+0hey i love chuck, hes got a chuck chop. I play games, and i beat boys all the time. I like dress up games though mostly like at http://www.girlgames1.com
- anagoge, on 10/11/2007, -3/+7I've been a member of Digg for a year and a half, but this is the first time I've ever seen a Bash quote on the front page. I'm not sure if this is a good or bad sign of the quality of articles that are being dugg recently.
- iceken, on 11/05/2007, -1/+44http://img359.imageshack.us/img359/6272/diggvsgoogleeo6.jpg
I'm laughing my ass of with those google ads. Has to be the freakiest combination ever :p- Emilio8605, on 11/02/2007, -6/+17Digg has ads?
- Relvas, on 04/15/2008, -0/+0ROFL nice catch
- ThraxyWaxy, on 10/11/2007, -5/+0Lol that's hilarious. I totally understand that.
- neolit2, on 10/11/2007, -4/+4and then, SergioThree and Beatsfromkorea lived happily ever after :->
- johnnydepp13, on 10/11/2007, -4/+7Diane Court is no show pony man.
Dude, to get her back:
stand outside her window, grab your boombox lift above head, and blast "In Your Eyes"
"all my instincts, they return
and the grand facade, so soon will burn
without a noise, without my pride
I reach out from the inside"
Hey it worked for Lloyd Dobler
"She's gone. She gave me a pen. I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen."- FearMEiDEA, on 10/11/2007, -1/+7I personally think "Shock the monkey." is better than "In Your Eyes".
- FearMEiDEA, on 10/11/2007, -1/+7I personally think "Shock the monkey." is better than "In Your Eyes".
- mywhitenoise, on 10/11/2007, -11/+4This got over a thousand diggs?
I had a bored look on my face as I read this comment. It's not stupid, but it isn't funny. - MrFatalistic, on 10/11/2007, -0/+14games never get old and desparate either, or change their rules.
- standinero, on 10/11/2007, -6/+1This works like that there is a plent of fish in the sea, but their rebuttel could be hey but she's a dolphine or something ridiculiously cheezy that makes you want to nose bleed like those japanese cartoon characters.
Sorry rambling. -
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