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- thenativeraver, on 10/11/2007, -4/+400What an excellent screen name!
- musntSurfatWork, on 11/06/2007, -12/+403Video Games: Insert Coin to continue.
Girls: Insert Coin to continue.
I don't see any difference, do you see any difference? - MatchStick, on 10/24/2007, -6/+387(oh *****, FILTHYCUNT might be an actual girl...ok matchstick, keep your cool)
...so FILTHYCUNT, you come here often? - cesarandreu, on 11/09/2007, -13/+392There are better games out there man.
- wild, on 11/04/2007, -8/+333I wouldn't feel so bad if women came with achievements. Its much easier to move on once you have earned them all.
- 69sofine, on 10/24/2007, -4/+324See, you're putting the FILTHYCUNT on a pedestal man.
- JDoorjam, on 10/29/2007, -5/+278Except Street Fighter doesn't usually walk in on you fragging the ***** out of Halo 2.
- MatchStick, on 10/11/2007, -16/+222 @FILTHYCUNT
these days?
guys have always fallen in love too easily, girls are a weekness of ours. Chicks, on the other hand, use men and then dispose of them...kinda like toilet paper. - Hiki, on 10/11/2007, -4/+206@Twist05
RTFA (well not quite, but close enough). It's comparing girls to games. - 1773nium, on 11/06/2007, -8/+202WTF is a girl?
- Xeth, on 11/02/2007, -6/+165Which slot does the coin go in?
- punkdemons, on 11/05/2007, -1/+159I could certainly use more multi-player action...
- donotdigg, on 10/11/2007, -8/+152I love you
- JDoorjam, on 10/14/2007, -3/+145.... girls don't post high-score tables? Girls don't tell you "winners don't use drugs"?
- jkirk7msa, on 10/14/2007, -3/+137Girls definitely require more than a coin, unfortunately.
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -9/+127you're coming off as waaay too over-eager man... tone it down a bit (act like you don't want it)
- Blah_Blah_Blah, on 10/22/2007, -0/+117OH SNAP! wikipedia to the rescue!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girl - revenge7, on 11/02/2007, -6/+118I think girls are more like those games that cost a dollar to play. You know they are ripping you off, but you pay anyway.
- futureisours, on 11/06/2007, -3/+110game over man, game over.
- libertao, on 11/05/2007, -3/+93Hey you know something? YOU SUCK!
- Blah_Blah_Blah, on 10/11/2007, -6/+96two coins then?
- MrFatalistic, on 11/06/2007, -0/+86dating for 3.5 years? god damn that's a high score...
- somesthetic, on 11/02/2007, -0/+80I can only get online multiplayer these days.
- libertao, on 11/06/2007, -3/+78I disagree, while Mortal Kombat for the Sega Genesis is a very good game, I believe Donkey Kong for the original 8-bit Nintendo is better.
- Daedelus, on 10/11/2007, -0/+67Heh, the wiki entry for girl has a section on usage.
Not what your thinking, but it made me smile. - ers35, on 11/05/2007, -0/+65Do you realize what you just did? You submitted a quote from bash.org.
I predict a large influx of these stories from this point on. - TheMidnight, on 10/11/2007, -7/+70With video games, you play with the joystick and push buttons.
With a girl, she plays with your joystick while you press her buttons. - jenel, on 10/11/2007, -1/+61There's also some dude in China, but he can't be reached right now.
- BrainInAJar, on 10/11/2007, -3/+61"Sadly, far too many people just brush things off once their relationship is over."
Sadly? why?
if it's over it's over, no point crying about it like a little bitch - AxeSwinger, on 10/11/2007, -2/+56JD comments wins; best comment I've read all week.
- fantasticFlan, on 10/11/2007, -0/+53Decent analogy. When you want to play a game, you just want to play that game . . . extends pretty well.
- edrift101, on 10/29/2007, -1/+54Just broke up with my girl on Wednesday (dating for 3.5 years). Thanks for putting things in perspective. :)
- NikoKun, on 11/02/2007, -0/+50More like, if that videogame told you that you sucked at playing it, and that you were banned from playing it anymore, and then it walks out the door... -_- XD
- gutistg, on 10/11/2007, -1/+48Why? Video games are awesome!
- ezweave, on 10/11/2007, -2/+48@Bender1012:
The 40 Year Old Virgin (not ATHF, trust me) - iceken, on 11/05/2007, -1/+46http://img359.imageshack.us/img359/6272/diggvsgoogleeo6.jpg
I'm laughing my ass of with those google ads. Has to be the freakiest combination ever :p - revenge7, on 10/11/2007, -22/+67@Waskonator
Sorry. MSI sucks ass.
Also, what the hell is your point? - 1773nium, on 10/13/2007, -0/+44Huh, this whole time I thought it was bash.org. Silly me.
- punkdemons, on 10/11/2007, -3/+45@ b0rna
dugg down for "digged" - anagoge, on 11/05/2007, -0/+40PLEASE NOTE:
Do not submit each of the 10,000+ quotes to Digg or things will get messy. - LaueOfficer, on 11/06/2007, -1/+40Unlock any Achievements?
- EternalDarkWing, on 10/11/2007, -1/+40@wild
http://duelinganalogs.com/?date=2007-03-21 - rocket97, on 10/11/2007, -0/+38My last girlfriend was kind of in the MMO realm... /sigh
- blackkbot, on 10/11/2007, -2/+40@gutistg
Dugg down for trying to make me think. - youngandwise, on 10/11/2007, -9/+46(Insert nerds with girlfriends?!? buried as innacurate joke here)
- SocialPoison, on 10/11/2007, -2/+36When they stop playing us.
- wbgo, on 10/11/2007, -8/+39@JDoorjam:
> .... girls don't post high-score tables?
You reckon? You can bet every woman you've ever slept with told every one of her female (and gay) friends EVERYTHING.
Girls don't tell you "winners don't use drugs"?
> Well, no. That would be far too direct, obvious and unsubtle for a woman. A real girl would just make a cryptic allusion to handbags and then be in a strop for days because you didn't understand that she clearly feels you smoke too much pot. - JasonCox, on 10/11/2007, -5/+32To us Diggers, they're as mysterious as gravity to a dark-age Catholic.
- blackkbot, on 10/11/2007, -5/+32"you're putting the pussy on a pedestal" is from the 40 year old virgin
ezweave beat me - Twelve-60, on 11/05/2007, -0/+27EPIC-FAIL.
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