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- DreadPirateWes, on 10/12/2007, -2/+49Yeah I think we all pretty much expected this type of stuff to go on.
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/03/14 - 022A, on 10/12/2007, -2/+32This is exactly why I no longer have an XBOX Live subscription and never left voice on when I did. The place is a cesspool of racist idiocy.
- knodi, on 11/11/2007, -9/+39"Oh yeah, did I mention my wife was in the room. She already wonders why I am paying for a subscription to play video games online, and now she saw this pervert. I didn't even know what to say to her."
"I have no idea. It was unfortunately just a close up. The most horrible part is that it took us like 20 seconds to figure out what he was doing. My friend and I just kept on saying "is he doing what we think he is". Then we got the "money shot" and I almost puked. I was looking for a number to call someone at xbox directly, but I think they only want to handle these issues through the xbox live complaints."
couldn't help but laugh. - rstarr, on 10/12/2007, -1/+28I just wonder if the response would have been the same if it was a woman...
Somehow...I doubt it... - kenvsryu, on 10/12/2007, -5/+32Is he sure the dude wasn't using a flesh colored Wii controller?
- wwwdot1jesdotus, on 10/12/2007, -4/+27From the article: "What can I do to escalate this matter."
I think enough has been done. ;) - IMustBeEmo, on 10/12/2007, -1/+21Carl! You jackin' it?
- smithy, on 10/12/2007, -5/+24lets be honest its just a cesspool
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -9/+28Men who enjoy being watched while they masturbate already have their own website: http://www.pornotube.com
- proxima, on 10/12/2007, -1/+20Ha, seriously. I bet they were like "oh gross that guy is totally jacking it!.................oh my god he is still doing it!!!..................oh god I am looking directly at it!............I am looking into the mouth of the beast and it is smiling!!!" *staring the whole time*
- myheaditches, on 10/12/2007, -2/+19http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/03/19
- 022A, on 10/12/2007, -0/+14I am going to laugh my ass off when some jackass gets tagged as a sex offender for this.
- Closetfire, on 10/12/2007, -2/+15Its one thing to say "game experience may change during online play", no parent in their right mind would take that as "may expose your kids to videos of men masturbating". There's a HUGE difference...
- fallenone05, on 10/12/2007, -4/+15OMG I think I want to get a 360 now, it sounds so much fun! LOL
- Aleman360, on 10/12/2007, -2/+13That's nothing. I was "lucky" enough to see two dudes doing the nasty.
There really needs to be a way to block video from people not on your Friends List. - Nick22, on 10/12/2007, -6/+17wtf are you talking about the forums are fine...
- hirak99, on 10/12/2007, -1/+12Wait... before I judge the situation...
Was that alleged gamer a female? By *any* chance at all? Because then the situation is totally different... and I would not see the point in complaining, and would actually be strongly motivated to buy the xbox and play 'uno' all the time :) - bleedingdark, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11I think what we have here is a Mallrats reference. Everyone stand back.
- shaun1018, on 10/12/2007, -5/+15...and now reason #132 of why not to let your kids play xbox live alone.
- Chasuk, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11KiriA500 wrote:
> Let's be honest...how many people would say "Oh my gosh, I just saw a bunch of hot college girls making out on Uno. THAT'S GROSS!! I thought I'd be watching 3 other people just sitting there...being bored as they wait for their turn!"
I estimate that sales would triple if this rumor were spread... are there any marketroids reading this? - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9UNO!!!
I'll never think of this game the same... - LtCarter47, on 10/12/2007, -2/+10I don't know why frank is getting dugg down, I got the same "page unavailable" message several times
- ShortRoundTwo, on 10/12/2007, -15/+24I was hosting a game of Uno, when a guy decked out in a full K.K.K. uniform showed up. He kept shouting "white power" over and over. I hate to admit it but I was laughing my ass of the entire time....or I was until an African American joined our game.
It was kind of awkward for a few seconds, then all hell broke loose. And then I laughed even harder.
Good times. - Closetfire, on 10/12/2007, -2/+11And now we know why Nintendo's DS and Wii use the friend code system. Everyone thought it was lame, but I'll be playing online with peace of mind thank you very much.
- ElectricGrandpa, on 10/12/2007, -1/+10Do you know what a "money shot" is? Yeah.
- TeKoverride, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8I am surprised it took this long too happen.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8Pretty nasty, but you gotta admit it's funny as hell. Especially that this dude and his friend sat there staring at the guy punching the clown for over 20 seconds!
- tonybls12, on 10/12/2007, -2/+9they should call it the xxxbox now .
- mikeon, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7Because some people enjoy pissing off/ making sick/ degrade other people?
- MoeWasHere, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7And you think that HOT BABES are the common demographic of the Xbox community because .....?
- KiriA500, on 10/12/2007, -4/+10I remember reading other threads on the Xbox forum about the same topic. I vaguely recall the words "masturbating furiously" in there somewhere. It's to be expected. Give someone online a camera, and they're going to do stuff with their weiner. I personally wouldn't do it, because I don't want my weiner on Xbox Live...but to each his own...heh.
Either way, I think it's funny as hell. I'm not "disgusted" by a naked body...since I own one myself. I'd rather not see a dude whackin' it when I want to play Uno, but I'm not going to barf everything I ate that day because I saw someone masturbating.
Let's be honest...how many people would say "Oh my gosh, I just saw a bunch of hot college girls making out on Uno. THAT'S GROSS!! I thought I'd be watching 3 other people just sitting there...being bored as they wait for their turn!" - tektalk, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7WTF would a guy even think of jacking off in front of a live-vid feed XBOX live webcam?
- Zjm7891, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Well the reason he is grossed out is most of us are NOT gay and don't enjoy watching other males masterbate to little kiddies... I thought that part was obvious.
- frank3000, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6It was unfortunately just a close up. The most horrible part is that it took us like 20 seconds to figure out what he was doing. My friend and I just kept on saying "is he doing what we think he is". Then we got the "money shot" and I almost puked.
//HAHAHAHA funniest thing ive read today
20 seconds ... umm wouldnt he get whats going after 0.2 seconds? - elbeano, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5As someone who has been on Live since the second month it was around, I've come to expect enough vulgarity to make the south park movie seem like finding nemo. That said, I usually shield acquaintances or relatives from experiencing any sort of conversation from my tv when I'm on Live, if at all possible. I know it's going to happen, I work around it.
I fully expect if I ever get the camera that it's going to be about 6 minutes before I see some spread brown eye in all it's glory. This guy should have known better, and used those 20 seconds to block the gentleman with a different interpretation of "UNO". - chall2001, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6Was this meant to be funny because its damn hilarious! Where do you even start with a story like this? And what guy wants to scream to the world that he was watching another guy jack off? With punch lines like:
>I cannot even begin to describe how disgusting this was for me and my friend....What can I do to escalate this matter.
-Umm, sure, go around and be the guy who got emotional about watching a dude jack off
>Oh yeah, did I mention my wife was in the room. She already wonders why I am paying for a subscription to play video games online, and now she saw this pervert. I didn't even know what to say to her.
-Didn't know what to say? Unless you also had your pants around your ankles why would you need to explain anything to your wife?
>t was unfortunately just a close up. The most horrible part is that it took us like 20 seconds to figure out what he was doing. My friend and I just kept on saying "is he doing what we think he is". Then we got the "money shot" and I almost puked.
-This has got to be one of the funniest lines I have ever read on the internet. You and a "friend" stared at a guy's dick for 20 seconds and only stopped after the "money shot" and your wife entering the room?--OK, maybe you do need to explain a few things to your wife.
Oh why can't more gut busting comedy like this be posted on digg? - frank3000, on 10/12/2007, -6/+11damn no duggmirror
anyone got a mirror of this that works? - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6Did he take his hand off his weiner when it was his turn?
- ShadySpace, on 10/12/2007, -2/+6Nintendo might be going a tad overboard in the other direction, but I'd rather have a bit of a hassle to game online then to easily do so yet deal with my younger siblings seeing ***** like this.
- Fitzavig, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4I think he was in denial/daze until he finally realized he was actually seeing what he thought it was. Plus it was a close-up shot so maybe it made it look weird (or the loser is seriously deformed o.O) and harder to recognize. If it was a full-body image, I doubt any of us would've had to think twice about what was going on...
- DreadPirateWes, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Well now we know at least one of them is.
- e36wheelman, on 10/12/2007, -3/+7@022A
Completely agree. - saigumi, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4I love this quote from the MVP that responded in the thread.
"there are some circumstances that are out of the control of Microsoft. "
Uh, no. MS built their walled garden and give a limited toolset to the user to interact in that walled garden. However, they need to plan for things like this and give enough tools t o allow people to deal fast and harsh with rules violations.
Seriously, if you have ever played on XBL, you would already know it as the hive of scum and villany where in a 6 player game, you near always get the same demographic.
Player 1 - Some hate spewing white power freak
Player 2 - 10 year old who only knows how to speak in cuss words
Player 3 - Guy who keeps laughing while TKing and teabagging
Player 4 - Guy calling everyone a fag for every little reason
Player 5 - Someone eating dinner, yelling at the kids/wife/mother with the mike on
Player 6 - You - Sucker - joeydoo, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4With a kid in the game and his wife in the room..... 0.1 seconds.
- CarlostheJackal, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4I am all for not seeing a ***** on Xbox live, but come on, if you don’t want your kids to see *****, don’t let them on Xbox live alone. Besides, you can’t count on Microsoft to protect your kids from the pervs of the world on the internet. And while I agree with Saigumi comments above, I do take exception being lumped in to "the hive of scum and villany". I love playing on XBL, and you know how I am avoiding seeing ***** while I play? How about don’t play the games where that can happen. Don’t get a camera and don’t play the games where you look at someone’s face. If your kid wants to look at someone’s face while they play a game, how about send them outside to play with real humans. Don’t blame MS for you not being a good parent.
- frank3000, on 10/12/2007, -5/+8it kept saying that this page could not be found...but i finally got to it ... idk
- MrKite, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Anyone who thinks it's going to be safe to share video feeds over the Internet is a complete fool. Please, how naive can one be?
- Gism0, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3There's a comment in that thread: "What about jerking off a dog? Would that be considred a crime or inaproriate?"
What the hell? - modifiedbears, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3this is why there are privacy settings and you can't use custom gamerpics except with friends because of people like this.
- DanielNielsen, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Xbox live is a retard infested breeding ground for stupid people, witch is damn sad that normal people have to suffer from such stupidity, ruining their game experience.
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