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- HBNDonut, on 10/10/2007, -0/+144- You can reload 2 SMGs by simply lowering them to waist level for a moment.
- You can drive a car off a really high cliff and roll it 7 times, slam it into a tree and get hit by 3 other cars and survive. Just as long as you get out when flames appear.
- If you're not playing well, youre the dumbest, worst player in the world... If you're winning, then you are a cheater.
- If you come across a huge shiny red syringe upon entering a strange underwater city, you should immediatley slam it into your wrist and inject yourself with it.
- Circle strafing can outsmart even the biggest, baddest enemy.
- When looking through rooms for stuff you instinctivley already know what items will be useful or not. If it doesnt glow/twinkle then you obviously wont need to pick it up.
- Throwing grenades at your feet will give you a great height boost when you jump.
- Guards never look up or turn their heads to the side.
- Your enemies will get progressivley harder to as you progress through your mission.
- If you find a huge ammo and health stash then youre about to fight a boss. - tehpwnerofn00bs, on 10/10/2007, -1/+11358. When you die you just respawn somewhere else.
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -3/+10358. You run faster if you have a knife in your hand.
- DoodleMaster, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7557. If you come across a locked door, you have to find the key, even if it's a brittle piece of wood that a grenade should be able to obliterate.
So true.....damn you legend of zelda! 4 ***** bombs should blow up the ***** rock, but noooooooooo i have to use one big bomb from a bomb flower *angry face* - skyfyre, on 10/10/2007, -1/+65#60. No matter how many enormous weapons and/or items you are carrying, you can still walk/run/jump/fit through small spaces as if you were only carrying a BIC Pen.
- akf2000, on 10/10/2007, -0/+59If you're being chased by the cops they'll get bored of following you if you go even faster.
- pesil, on 10/10/2007, -3/+59You can always use your Mac/Ubuntu to play the game. Oh... Wait...
- maxz2040, on 10/10/2007, -3/+5461. If you here the words FINISH HIM in a fight, start making nonsensical jerky movements until either you turn into a dragon, or your opponent turns into a baby!
- yomamaisfat, on 10/10/2007, -1/+47Most games are inspired by acid trips: Donkey Kong, Super Mario, and any other game where a random creature does random *****.
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -2/+48#71 - Huge, groaning men in scuba gear will completely ignore you unless provoked.
#72 - The mutant little girls following them will not, unless you get to close.
#73 - Strange syringes will give you incredible power... and cancer.
#74 - Hacking involves a series of tubes. Ted Stevens was right.
#75 - No matter how badly anyone wants you dead, if you are hacking, they will wait until you are finished.
#76 - Hacking in mid-air can be done
#77 - If you find an excessive amount of first-aid kits strewn about the floor... expect big ***** trouble in the next room
#78 - If you find a weapon laying around, and you've never seen it before... expect big ***** trouble once you pick it up
#79 - If you don't want to be seen... crouch.
#80 - A wrench can kill you in one hit. Machine gun fire, however, takes the entire clip. - sgglynn, on 10/10/2007, -5/+4958. Everyone runs faster with a knife
- Mongo61, on 10/10/2007, -0/+41# 69 ***** hookers in the backseat will heal gunshot wounds.
# 70 If you steal a cop car, just ride around for 3 minutes and they'll ignore you. - Shawn4168, on 10/10/2007, -0/+38If you have Iron Boots in your inventory, you won't sink in water. If you have them on your feet, you will.
- ambo33, on 10/10/2007, -0/+37"8. When you enter a town, the person closest to the entrance will welcome you to the town and tell you its name."
I almost spit my coffee out! - Epacitythug, on 10/10/2007, -1/+30How about, no matter how many times I shoot that merchant from Resident Evil 4, he still pops again in different places greeting me as if nothing happened.
- psykiv, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2723. Princess Peach really needs a security staff.
24. And so does Princess Zelda.
Made me LOL. So true. - juicebag, on 10/10/2007, -1/+27I like ass boobs.
- GameJobHunter, on 10/10/2007, -0/+25123. Showering is completely unnecessary, but bathroom time is still important.
- joeljkp, on 10/10/2007, -1/+22"- If you find a huge ammo and health stash then youre about to fight a boss."
So true. - Meccabilly, on 10/10/2007, -6/+25Regardless of weapons in your posetion at the time, your running speed is inversely preportionate to the projectile damage of the weapon that you are currently holding.
- TimDigg, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1929. Bad guys and monsters tend to enjoy carrying around the same types of bullets your guns use, even if they themselves are not armed.
yea....even in WW2 games...lol - sanj0hn, on 10/10/2007, -3/+22And the OSX/Linux/Windows troll starts here.
- Fozefy, on 10/10/2007, -1/+20Even while holding the same guns in their backpack.
- ChanChan88, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1937. All adventures will take the protagonist through an "ice world."
So True! - HeyArnold, on 10/10/2007, -0/+18If one of your friends die, drag his corpse to an inn and he'll be fine in the morning.
In fact, Inn's have the capacity to cure ALL diseases! - awtripp, on 10/10/2007, -0/+17running sideways while jumping will make you move faster
- sexybobo, on 10/10/2007, -0/+16and how does that differ from real life?
- tektalk, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1560. Squirrels get hungover a lot.
- AaronSaund, on 10/10/2007, -0/+15Whattaya buyin? Whattaya sellin?
- GMorgan, on 10/10/2007, -2/+1559. You can take at least 20 rounds from a sub machine gun, 2 rocket hits or 5 shotgun shells from point blank range before it even begins to hurt. OTOH everyone else falls over if you look at them.
- HumbleDialog, on 10/10/2007, -0/+12Kinda like the old people at WalMart
- supremesonic, on 10/10/2007, -2/+13"- If you're not playing well, youre the dumbest, worst player in the world... If you're winning, then you are a cheater."
That is epic truthful win right there. - hollismb, on 10/10/2007, -0/+10Yup, BioShock indeed.
- DJS2005, on 10/10/2007, -0/+9`52. A knife in the back beats three bullets in the face.`
That made me chuckle! - ArchangelZLT, on 10/10/2007, -0/+960. After seeing a bunch of flashbomb, your eyes won't be injured in any sense.
- Wilson736, on 10/10/2007, -0/+9Heh heh heh.. Thank yew!
- EntropyGun, on 10/10/2007, -0/+9** Any area, no matter how secure from outside and inside, can be safely navigated by its convenient, spacious, clean, and well-lit air duct system.
- opethlike, on 10/10/2007, -0/+9Do you see anyone else tagging there comments with spam? DON'T DO THAT.
- Syntaxis, on 10/10/2007, -0/+8That mental image I got there was .. disturbing..
- loganhid, on 10/10/2007, -0/+8IF you do that on the most difficulty setting, the merchant won't come back if you shoot him
- jasekasp, on 10/10/2007, -1/+758. Shooting people is okay, they will just reappear somewhere else.
- jackyboy69er, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6Rocket launchers are easy to carry along with ak47's!
- pointfivezero, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6Anyone know what that picture is from? It is not I who wants it, that would be ah... my,.. *ahem* um... yeah I want it.
- Jrr6415sun, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6my friends have all decided that he has a twin... or 2
- sexybobo, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball i believe
- SteelFrog, on 10/10/2007, -1/+7Okay, thank you for your vigilance! Whew, I almost went and read it!
- seraph582, on 10/10/2007, -2/+8yep - big let down - too many of these are single-game specific, and the pitiful "windows sucks" one... From someone that's been gaming on windows since it was sometimes necessary to exit windows and go into DOS to play *****, if you're not able to put in a CD to install the game, then click the damn icon on your desktop to do so, I can easily say you're pretty much of bottom tier intellect. Go get a brain/education.
This list needs less fanboyisms, more hardcore gaming references instead of purely one player 1st party nintendo game-isms, and it'd suffice, but still not be great. Overall, a large waste of time. - GreenxGiraffe, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6Or said, AHH MISSPELLED BIG WORDS!
- sammythemc, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5Plumbers are not people.
- KnockoutNerd, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5It was the only way i could get it to my Computer class :p.
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