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Hotdoll: The Sex Doll for Dogs

gizmodo.com — Is your dog in heat and humping anything it can wrap its horny little legs around? Are you constantly having to pry your promiscuous pooch off the legs of guests, parents, and members of your church? Protect your leg from a hump attack by getting Scruffy a Hotdoll. Yes, it's a sex doll for dogs. It's shaped like a dog

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  • maubrowncow, on 10/12/2007, -4/+73Does it really need to have a hole in it? I mean, if the dog in content with a leg...
  • antifolkhero, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9This is hilarious. I think it would just make dogs more excited.
    • musntSurfatWork, on 10/12/2007, -2/+12Hotdogs?
    • FizixMan, on 10/12/2007, -0/+30I think it's making more Diggers excited.
    • outhouseinput, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5Hah, have you seen Click? The dog in that movie was hilarious.
    • rstrb8r, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5Maybe they should have just made a stuffed human leg wrapped in denim.
  • jaredude, on 10/12/2007, -2/+37This might just save the sphincter of many a sheep in the mid-west
  • jessdub99, on 10/12/2007, -31/+2Sad thing is that there are people who will buy it...
    • rebopper, on 10/12/2007, -0/+107That's 'cause dogs don't have money.
    • WarpFox, on 10/12/2007, -2/+14Yea, I hear this is a hot product all over the rural midwest. Coming soon is one "for sheep".
  • mynameisdave02, on 10/12/2007, -9/+13Why does it have to look all Web2.0-ish?
    • donjaime, on 10/12/2007, -1/+38to make it less creepy and more decorative?
    • Mootabolife, on 10/12/2007, -10/+2Decorate your house with doggy sex toys. What has the world come to (pun not intended).
  • aekdbbop, on 10/12/2007, -0/+52and who the hell is going to clean up after him... It is bad enough cleaning my dogs poo.
    • abdim, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2Hell yeah, dog ***** is bad enough - imagine having to clean up dog splooge !!
  • musntSurfatWork, on 10/12/2007, -30/+8The dog can continue to hump my fugly wife, GIMME that doll...
    • TSorenson, on 10/12/2007, -4/+38The fact that you declare your wife "fugly" is only proof that you do not have a wife, and just enjoy having sex with a sex doll for dogs.
    • musntSurfatWork, on 10/12/2007, -18/+10I was trying to make a joke. I have a wife, she is by no means fugly, I don't own a dog, I enjoy sex with the oppisite sex and you have no sense of humour ;)
    • offwithyourtv, on 10/12/2007, -4/+12Most people's sense of humor require things to actually be funny, and your comment does not apply. If you really had a wife you cared anything about, you probably wouldn't say such things about her trying to be "funny." Now get back to purchasing your hotdoll.
  • jandeloo, on 10/12/2007, -3/+2Poor bigger dogs get no sexdoll lovin'.
  • uno1980, on 10/12/2007, -11/+2thats freaking stupid. Dogs (mostly) don't hump because they are horny. They hump as a show of dominance. So if your dog still wants to try to show dominance over you, guess what, your leg still gets humped, he'll just ignore the doll.
    • ricksite, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4You are right. Even more important to point out is that female dogs go into "heat" and they are not the ones doing the humping.
    • illeatyourbrain, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3Well, yeah. That's why I do it in Rainbow Six Vegas.
    • ksponge, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2Yeah cause dogs are driven to have sex as well. Dominance at all times? Think before you type man.
    • uno1980, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1@ksponge

      Thats why I said "mostly"

      Also the content of the link was about stopping dogs to hump your leg which they are not trying to have sex with. The motivation to hump a person's leg is dominance. The motivation to hump female dogs in heat is sex. The motivation to hump dogs not in heat including other male dogs is dominance.
  • pitfallharry, on 10/12/2007, -5/+27Dude. How about a NSFW warning? This is doggie porn!
  • eatmorgnome, on 10/12/2007, -6/+3It's....a....photoshop....

    I thought people got the joke, then the rants started
  • DeucesWild, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2My cat needs one. He has a stuffed cat that he always humps now.
    • Waterrat, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1 Bunnies also need one of these.
      Also, same sex sexual behavior is always blamed on "dominance" No one wants to believe the animals might be doing the deed for other reasons, such as pleasure!?

      . A show of dominance would include aggressive gestures,such as,in dogs,ears back,stiff legs and tails,growling,then mounting. In the same sex dog video posted here,you see none of that,in fact both dogs appear to be enjoyng each others company.

      Naturalists have just used the term "dominance" to explain away behavior that they are not comfy in dealing with.
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RlTAyNI8WE
  • CaptShmo, on 11/09/2007, -0/+102looks like the designer has something against Cingular...
  • emceepecks, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Dugg for the hot product description!
  • illeatyourbrain, on 10/12/2007, -1/+24Better name: The Horndog!
    • galtenberg, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5and the 2 hole model can be called Corndog
  • funknwankles, on 10/12/2007, -3/+2I'll stick to a two dollar jar of peanut butter for my dogs sexual adventures.
  • darkcaps, on 10/12/2007, -3/+13Are there any video demonstrations of this?
  • MadMaxx426, on 10/12/2007, -25/+1The real question is.......why did the thread title excite me?


    (looks around)



























    ....nevermind.
  • vertigorider, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2His stuffed Tigger will be real sad when he gets replaced by that thing.
  • notoneofus, on 10/12/2007, -4/+2Er...I don't think male dogs are ever in heat. More like female dogs are in heat and male dogs ***** everything they see because they smell the females and can't get outside to find them. Isn't that sort of like masturbating while listening to your neighbors have sex?
  • markp93, on 10/12/2007, -0/+23I wonder if Hotdoll squeaks while the dog is using it.
    • crashflow, on 10/12/2007, -7/+15my dog has a bell around her neck, she was in heat 2 weeks ago and that brought all kinds of strays from all over. it was crazy, they climbed over the 5 foot concrete wall to the backyard where we kept her to avoid the attention. long story short, at night, you hear a bell ringing...

      gonna have to make room for puppies again, ...that slutty lil bitch....
    • empeethree, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12you made Bob Barker cry.
    • ricksite, on 10/12/2007, -0/+21Why don't you spay your dog?
  • schrutefan, on 10/12/2007, -3/+12Look at that tiny waist... screw the dog, I'm getting one for myself.
  • joerod, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2great invention!
  • snownskate, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5No friggin' way, inform the neighborhood watch!!
    http://sjl.funnyordie.com/v1/view_video.php?viewkey=d9fe611d5a8e90fefdc9
    • jordan.basham, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1And I never thought molestation could be funny.
  • Flanker, on 10/12/2007, -0/+26Note to dogs-- Hidden bonus: everytime you use this, god kills a kitten.
  • Lavarock, on 10/12/2007, -11/+2WHY DO WE NEED TO KNOW THIS?

    WHO DUGG THIS *****?
    • sigmaman2, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2Yeah, we don't need this product. Where my Bitches at?
  • OYAHHH, on 10/12/2007, -2/+0You can find it at:

    http://www.feeladdicted.com/

  • katulatakulu, on 10/12/2007, -3/+2I can't believe noone's said 'I'd hit it' yet
  • Hellmark, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1Why is it that when I first heard of this, my first thoughts was of a pervert humping it instead of a dog?

    DAMN YOUSE INTERNETS! DAMN YOUSE ALL TO HELL!!
    • 2k3john, on 10/12/2007, -2/+0because you're a sick twisted puppy.....
  • Lane, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4i dont even want to think about how the figured out how large to make the hole
  • 2k3john, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1omfg...... If my wife sees this, that bastard beagle of hers is going to be leaving tracks all over the house.... Hmmmm..... I bet I could hook it up to a 12-volt battery.....
  • UKRoyalty, on 10/12/2007, -2/+0I don't have a dog, but I might just buy one anyway!
    • stevievep, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1I thought he meant, I don't have a dog, but I might buy one [dog] anyway. - just so he could get it this toy.
  • dvddesign, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5Jesus,

    It would have to be a Yorkie on the article, wouldn't it?
    MY freakin' dog...

    I'm never going to get that visual out of my head.
  • omnithought, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1My cat needs one of those. He's always trying to hump pillows and things. Looks funny as hell too.
  • manabee, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Is it just me or did anyone else feel dirty looking at that
  • WallnutBoy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Someone, somewhere bought that for their own 'personal' uses...
    • bshakil, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0someone somewhere shouldnt admit it...
    • tackle, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Dear Sir,

      Thank you for your order. You'll be receiving your own Hot Doll via UPS ground shipping in the next couple of days.
      Looking forward to your business in future.

      Thanks,
    • jhuebel, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Is the Hot Doll shipped in a discreet, plain, brown package? It's an entirely new and disturbing level of perversion to buy sex toys for your dog.
  • ScottoGato, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Handbanana NO!
  • tvblogcan, on 10/12/2007, -9/+2http://nofussupload.com/uppyip/1.bmp
    http://nofussupload.com/uppyip/2.bmp
    http://nofussupload.com/uppyip/3.bmp
    http://nofussupload.com/uppyip/4.bmp
    http://nofussupload.com/uppyip/5.bmp
  • tvblogcan, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Oops Double Post.
  • CheeseheadDave, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1Pikachu is now safe.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4Z_NrAUuzc
  • badken, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1People, if you're going to link the Punchie "Puppy Love" video, at least link the original version, created by Michael Colton, originally featured on Modern Humorist years ago (before it went into hibernation):

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCt0-iO2p_o
  • pr3sidentspence, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure it's for the dog.
    • jiggawoot, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1I got a mate a blow-up sheep for his 21st. And he doesn't own a sheep....
  • angelwings1777, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1That is disgusting. Just get your dog snipped and it won't be a problem.
  • jdzz, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0I wonder when will dog's pimp business taking off. Imaging this, birth control for the bitches then pimp them out for dogs or other two legs mammal
  • rhoadesb, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1"Why don't you spay your dog?"
    Spoken like someone with little experience with dogs.
  • langelah, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Does the plastic contain phthalates? I have an eco concerned pooch.

    Where does the dog then "hide" his toy? Not in a drawer, not under his bed...if he buried it would he be considered a necrophiliac?
  • chess007, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1This is so hilarious. Proof that americans will buy anything!
  • loganhid, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2where can i get this thing for this thing for...mmmm.. my dog... yes the dog
  • oPoTyKaH, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1iHump?
  • DigiSkin, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1"what about a cat?"
    what!?!? would you toss your cat to the horny dog? doesn't seem very nice to me ;)


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