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Automatic bacon dispenser? [PHOTO]

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Who dugg this? Made popular Dec 23, 2008

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  • Sornos, on 12/22/2008, -7/+448Digg: Yesterday's memes, tomorrow!
  • semeticstallion, on 12/22/2008, -8/+265Well this'll be front page in no time since it has bacon in it...even though this joke is literally older than the internets.
  • CosmoLoss, on 12/23/2008, -9/+175FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: LOOK AT THIS FUNNY BACON MACHINE, LOVE GRANDMA
  • inactive, on 12/22/2008, -10/+154http://www.flickr.com/photos/vitamin_k/19580114/
    combined with the ABD you can have the most entertaining after lunchtime dump ever
  • obliviousfool, on 12/22/2008, -10/+139"Press button, receive bacon" is probably written on at least a third of all of those hand dryers. If you've used a public restroom in the last 20 years you've probably seen it. This is one of those things which doesn't even need to be on the internet, much less Digg!
  • lepetitmousse, on 12/23/2008, -23/+129seriously?
    ...
    really?
    ...
    REALLY?
    ...
    whoever dugg this should be banned.
  • MidnightRIder77, on 12/22/2008, -20/+118I've seen this photo many a time. Yet every time, I laugh. Dugg.
  • newbietheatre, on 12/23/2008, -9/+100I logged in just to bury this.
  • clintmaher, on 04/21/2009, -12/+92Can't beat an ABD for convenience.
  • devomedes, on 12/23/2008, -7/+78OLD JOKE IS OLD
  • vtbarrera, on 02/03/2009, -14/+84Damn. I guess the one in that public restroom was all out.
  • dnasty27, on 12/22/2008, -11/+73bacon=front page always!
  • inactive, on 12/22/2008, -8/+6429 years old. have washed hands before. never seen it. laughed.
  • tallguyg, on 12/23/2008, -1/+52I call BS. These bacon dispensers are nothing but a bunch of hot air.
  • memooney, on 12/23/2008, -6/+54This was on digg YEARS ago.


  • wolfeater2, on 12/23/2008, -8/+54Digg has a serious bacon fetish.
  • obliviousfool, on 12/22/2008, -2/+45Well spread the wealth of humor! Keep a sharpie in your pocket and add this joke where it is applicable. It is your civic duty, yo.
  • Informationator, on 12/23/2008, -8/+51This is older than the word "old".
  • inactive, on 12/23/2008, -5/+40My grandmother forwarded this pic to me, twice. And she's passed away since the fifties.
  • dezztruction, on 12/23/2008, -5/+37REALLY? COME ON
  • LeeCarvallo, on 12/23/2008, -1/+31She's been passing away since the fifties?
  • semeticstallion, on 12/23/2008, -2/+29all of the Internets! This joke is pre-ARPAnet.
  • jboitnott, on 12/22/2008, -3/+28Which internets? As you may or may not know.... out of the 17 known internets, including the various ones that Al Gore invented, there are some that are not nearly as old as others. Please be more specific.
  • TalkGibberish, on 12/23/2008, -4/+24Need A Dispenser Here!
  • jakk, on 12/23/2008, -5/+24Oh my God.

    How many times has this been on digg, again?
  • merreborn, on 12/23/2008, -0/+17Actually, this one's been going around so long, that this isn't even the original version. This is a copycat version BASED on the original image.

    ***** man, just googling "Push button receive bacon" brings up a bunch more copycat images, including a t shirt based on the original image.

    http://www.google.com/search?q=push+button+receive ...

    Oh, and this version doesn't even work that well. In the original, the "bacon" squiggles are actually in red. Doesn't really make sense when they're in black.
  • daRoach, on 12/23/2008, -1/+17Dude, don't even joke like that.
  • remety, on 12/23/2008, -2/+18OMFG Why is all this old ***** getting on the front page??? This is so damn old!!!
  • charm803, on 12/22/2008, -3/+19Do you think it will ship in time for Christmas?

    =D
  • Chocobot, on 12/23/2008, -0/+15Then who was email?
  • BeShirtHappy, on 12/22/2008, -10/+24oh... where is your humor. Bacon is suppose to make you happy!
  • AmyVernon, on 12/23/2008, -2/+16It's the one with the tubes.
  • PBMainiac3, on 12/23/2008, -1/+13dude I'm high and all of this is ridiculous. I want some ***** bacon from the bacon dispenser after I clean my hands with David Hasselhoff's baby yogurt
  • BullHunter, on 12/22/2008, -10/+22But where do I insert the Pig?
  • sw1nglinestaplr, on 12/23/2008, -3/+14I guess we're all ignoring that he wrote on the wall with *****.
  • BeShirtHappy, on 12/22/2008, -5/+16... as it should be!
  • bagboyrebel, on 12/23/2008, -1/+11so you would be in the 4%, correct?
  • DaviDTC, on 12/23/2008, -1/+9Anything bacon is submitted by this person and anything bacon is auto-dugg for some retarded reason.
  • stolemybike, on 12/23/2008, -5/+13In Soviet Russia, bacon enjoys you!
  • thechosen, on 12/23/2008, -7/+14Older than Andy Rooney.

    But dugg for bacon.
  • kenhatesemos, on 12/23/2008, -0/+7i'm usually like you. i see pics and articles for the first time that are like 20 years old, and i can never understand why people are complaining that it's on digg. but this i have seen a million times.
  • ninjasandshiz, on 12/23/2008, -2/+9old.
  • Balath, on 12/23/2008, -1/+829 years old. have washed hands before. never seen it. not very observant. underdeveloped imagination.

    laughed.
  • AmyVernon, on 12/22/2008, -4/+11Bacon should make everyone happy. Even vegetarians.
  • coondog35, on 12/23/2008, -1/+7Pigs should be happy to sacrifice for our happiness!
  • ModernGeek, on 12/23/2008, -0/+6I meant to say electric hand dryers. I guess I got bacon on the mind.
  • vashth3stampede, on 12/23/2008, -2/+8push button, receive bacon. we got it. it was funny when it was on digg the last dozen times

    http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q59/SoulColl3ct ...
    http://i29.tinypic.com/nv9lzn.gif

    http://digg.com/comedy/Push_Button_Receive_Bacon
    http://digg.com/comedy/Push_Button_Receive_Bacon_2

    Blah-blah-blah John Sununu. Blah-blah-blah Dan Quayle.

    /horrible rant with tangents. time to go masturbate, bbl.
  • MeatPlow, on 12/23/2008, -0/+6I told you a million times not to exaggerate.
  • omegasnk, on 12/23/2008, -0/+6EXISTENTIALIST MELTDOWN
  • TVarmy, on 12/23/2008, -0/+6http://consumerist.com/5116339/toyota-will-lose-mo ...

    At first, I thought Toyota was being cheap. But now I see the wisdom in their decision. A productive employee will become unproductive when he knows he can get bacon for free in the bathroom, as bacon is a major distraction and most of a modern employee's paycheck goes to bacon. It's all part of a field of study called scientific management. A good manager withholds pay and/or bacon after work is done.
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