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- addrake, on 04/30/2009, -1/+27"Can't even ***** win at eating"
Classic line. - JoshyLeeArm, on 04/30/2009, -1/+16LIKE KOBAYASHI!!! OMNOMNOMNOMNOM
- Chairboy, on 05/01/2009, -0/+14In the last week, one person has died of the swine flu in the US, but almost 6,000 died for obesity related reasons (http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/o/obesity/deaths.htm ...
AWESOME PERSPECTIVE. - inactive, on 04/30/2009, -0/+11Man that pic of Kobayashi is when he barfed up the hot dogs and put his hands to his mouth, and starting eating the barf soaked regurgitated hotdogs again...uck.
- richardweaver, on 04/30/2009, -1/+9Well, for you it ruins your health.
- killerpotato, on 05/01/2009, -0/+7I can think of many things worse than competitive eating. Like the holocaust.
- Zarokima, on 05/01/2009, -0/+69 reasons competitive eating is the worst thing ever
- Kakumeikeahi, on 04/30/2009, -0/+5I'll never let my kids play hungry hungry hippo again!
- BullHunter, on 04/30/2009, -0/+4and the winner gets to pick their own dessert
- Bubz, on 05/01/2009, -0/+4Damn food you scary.
- bluddystool, on 05/01/2009, -0/+4One thing's for sure...
No one ever wins in a butter eating contest. - jawni, on 05/01/2009, -0/+4crack-libs
__ _________ ________ ever
# best/worst objects - TheMothaFlippin, on 05/01/2009, -0/+4shut up yoda
- Haoie, on 04/30/2009, -1/+4A real waste of food, it is. Especially since most of it gets puked up afterwards.
- mlvassallo, on 05/01/2009, -0/+3I'm glad Seanbaby has some steady work somewhere. Economic Depression be damned.
- Zarokima, on 05/01/2009, -1/+4Meh. Call me when he wrestles that bear, or they have to find and kill their food, or they have a simple foot race, or absolutely anything more exciting than eating hotdogs.
- anenokoji, on 05/01/2009, -0/+2Ya know? With all that people that are hungry and starving in the world, why on earth would you do this?
- mrpunman, on 05/01/2009, -0/+2STOP!
Hammer time! - Cowmin, on 05/01/2009, -0/+2I admire his commitment.
- regression, on 05/01/2009, -0/+2No love for gratuitous gluttony?
- TomGfromCanada, on 05/01/2009, -0/+2lol "now fat people can't do anything"
- viking0895, on 05/01/2009, -0/+2shouldnt a reason be that there are millions of people starving in the world??
- HellifIno, on 05/01/2009, -0/+2You eat your pee?
- busterbros, on 05/01/2009, -0/+2prove it
- FelixDrylock, on 05/01/2009, -0/+2Really? You need 8 whole reasons?
- inactive, on 05/01/2009, -1/+3Inaccurate. The worst thing ever is EVERY article that is ever spammed to hte front page of Digg by cracked.com.
- jemka, on 05/01/2009, -0/+1Honestly, if you need 8, then overeating isn't your biggest problem.
- the2989, on 05/01/2009, -0/+1i'm giggling like a little girl right now
- inactive, on 05/01/2009, -0/+1Yeah you do! (I'd consider myself one of them)
- the2989, on 05/01/2009, -0/+1no you're not.
- inactive, on 05/01/2009, -0/+1Dugg for the pie ad.
- UrrbinLegind, on 05/01/2009, -0/+1"Boxing is theoretically safe if you punch your opponent in the face hard enough and first enough" Always thought never so eloquently put
- inactive, on 05/01/2009, -0/+1Competitive eating is the reason we learned that food is yummy in the tummy.
- AndrewDB, on 05/01/2009, -1/+24 cracked articles making the front page on the same ***** day?!
Come on now this is getting out of hand. - ReinhartTR, on 05/01/2009, -5/+6That was terribly, terribly written and only amusing because it was literary garbage. That being said, most of Cracked's articles are amazing.
- armyofbees, on 05/01/2009, -0/+1how long before competitive shi++ing becomes a sport?
- lilrabbit129, on 05/01/2009, -1/+2blah blah blah starving people in other places. Sorry life doesn't work that way. Me not eating my pees will not magically take them to some kid in Africa.
- Devramos, on 05/01/2009, -0/+1Actually, I always considered competitive eating the last true American pastime.
- bg2500, on 05/01/2009, -0/+1"hard enough and first enough"
First enough? Really? - driftwood07, on 05/01/2009, -4/+4IM CUMMING IN MY PANTS!!!
- moothemagiccow, on 05/01/2009, -1/+1nascar wastes gas and pollutes the atmosphere, you don't hear anyone complaining about them
- kanojo1969, on 05/01/2009, -2/+2Yeah, it was a rare miss for them, but I checked the author and understood immediately. It was written by SeanBaby, an internet funny-maker who used to roll with Chet & Erik from Old Man Murray. But he never had the class of C&E.
Since Chet & Erik got hired by Valve, this SeanBaby had been relatively quiet but it seems Cracked has picked him up, possibly as part of a wholesale lot of comedy odds & ends.
At the bottom of the page you'll find other articles he has written since boarding the Cracked train, and they are all just as boring and uninspired as this one. In fact they're worse.
I feel sorry for Cracked for getting stuck with this douchebag but hopefully they will be able to cut him loose. God knows he can't write anything funny for *****. - fuzzynyanko, on 05/01/2009, -1/+1There's all of those fat jokes in the article, but Kobayashi isn't that heavy
- the2989, on 05/01/2009, -1/+1your mom is not front page material
- miroki, on 05/01/2009, -0/+0And when they have to pinch a loaf, it will be the size of a Chipotle Burrito
- patburke1980, on 05/01/2009, -4/+4that article was ***** stupid. buried.
- dailyplanet, on 05/01/2009, -0/+0Does competitive eating even need 8 justifications to prove that it's bad?
- H1TMAN22, on 05/01/2009, -1/+0I could go for a hot dog right now......
- MrStabby, on 05/01/2009, -2/+1Kobayashi OMNOM's like a BOSS.
...I think I just hit meme overdrive -
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