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- kd420, on 07/09/2008, -1/+39Yes, I'm sure everyone has these reasons for liking bacon. /sarcasm
Reason 1 (and only reason) : It tastes ***** awesome - CrushThemTorg, on 07/07/2008, -1/+32Any serious bacon fan will find a way to acquire a bottle of Bacon Salt – yes, bacon flavored salt. Cut up a banana and roll the chunks in bacon salt – thus making a baconana.
Baconated coffee and gummy baconbears were not so much a success. - Yesplease, on 07/07/2008, -0/+23Man, wrapping me up in bacon clothing would just be redundant.
- btschul, on 07/09/2008, -0/+21A cooked bacon bra would be better because you could eat it off of her while doing the dirty.
/fantasy - quez, on 07/09/2008, -1/+21Rather than trying to avoid it, you could always try, you know...eating it in moderation.
- inactive, on 07/09/2008, -0/+18Not having pork near me is offensive to my religious group.
- jggube, on 07/08/2008, -1/+18#8 - Bacon is delish and goes well with my 99 cent burger.
- SpectreFire, on 07/09/2008, -2/+17I don't know if you're crazy or just stupid.
But god bless you sir.
*runs off to find bacon salt* - TheLateGreatAKR, on 07/07/2008, -0/+13Way more diggworthy is the bacon bra:
http://www.seriouseats.com/required_eating/2008/04 ...
i kinda wish it was cooked though. - Eavesdropping, on 07/09/2008, -0/+13I am the bacon vodka hurling girl mentioned in this article. To those thinking about combining these two delectables: take pause and know that neither your love for vodka nor bacon will ever be the same. Don't make my mistake. Save yourselves...
- blanketfury, on 07/09/2008, -0/+11I didn't know scientologists were banned from eating pork O_O
- inactive, on 07/09/2008, -0/+12If they'd have a quicker line at the airport where you have to eat a piece of bacon to get through I'd use it.
- tigertiger, on 07/09/2008, -2/+13Your face is offensive to my eyes.
- rot13ubercrypto, on 07/09/2008, -0/+11What kind of a stupid question is that? It tastes good, that's why. Plus, it's as close to a religious orgasm as you can get without either (a) having sex or (b) believing in a god.
A Pakistani acquaintance of mine who is a practicing muslim (aside from drinking like a champ) accidentally ate some bacon once while staying in the UK; he figured that, since it was so delicious, and he'd already pissed off allah for the day, he would make that day "bacon day", bought a big *****-off sack of the stuff, and ate nothing but bacon, before quitting cold turkey.
Bacon, it does a body good. - mattlohkamp, on 07/09/2008, -0/+11#1 it tastes good
#2 it tastes good
#3 it tastes good
#4 it tastes good
#5 it tastes good
#6 it tastes good
#7 it tastes good - blanketfury, on 07/09/2008, -1/+12DISCLAIMER: Do not attempt this stunt without a defibrillator nearby.
- btschul, on 07/09/2008, -0/+10That's exactly what I was thinking when I read this. I was like "What the hell is all this about bacon being funny and rebellious and sexy? People love it because it is ***** tasty and delicious."
- Brineshrimp, on 07/09/2008, -2/+12You mean you haven't *yet*
- akaRemy, on 07/09/2008, -0/+9Thank god, I thought i was a freak for fantasizing about this too..
- angrynorwegian, on 07/09/2008, -0/+8It tastes good. Why did they make up 4 other BS reasons? Oh yea, profit.
- tjproto, on 07/08/2008, -5/+13I have to admit I've never found a sexiness in bacon. In fact, I don't think anybody has, except Oprah.
- Brineshrimp, on 07/09/2008, -0/+8Look into my eyes. Sweeeeet, Saaaalty, Smooooky.
Now say it with me: Baaaaacon. - optimus_maximus, on 07/09/2008, -0/+7Wow, that's freaky. I'm cooking 6 slices on the grill right now for a late night snack
- stinger666, on 07/09/2008, -0/+7If I had to chose only 1 thing to eat until I die it would definitely be bacon.
- inactive, on 07/09/2008, -0/+7I try to limit my bacon consumption to around three pounds a week. It's sort of like smoking though, it might be easier to just quit than to "cut down".
- Brineshrimp, on 07/09/2008, -0/+7Caffeinated Bacon = Best idea ever. *claps*
- AmericanGunner, on 07/09/2008, -0/+6Dugg for multiple use of word Batty.
- santaliqueur, on 07/09/2008, -0/+6I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit?
- GorfTron, on 07/09/2008, -2/+8Instead of talking to god 5 times a day with your ass, you should try some bacon.
- bratterscain, on 07/09/2008, -1/+7You're buying the wrong bacon then. It's usually the cheap stuff that's mostly fat. Also, you're conditioned to think fat=bad. When I was a kid, my favorite part was the fat. Bacon is just ***** awesome. And yes, I'm a fairly lightweight guy, it's just called moderation.
- natastna2, on 07/09/2008, -1/+7It's not the salt or the decay that I taste, it's the pain and boy is it deeelicious. That's why I only ever buy eggs from caged hens, because the pain is oh so tasty.
- inactive, on 07/09/2008, -1/+7Your problem is psychological no a vegetarian thing but I'm sure that makes your vegetarian life easier, not all vegetarians can say that for themselves.
- edebolt, on 07/09/2008, -1/+7Invented in Telluride Colorado bacon salt is 100% vegan
- GeorgeStone2, on 07/09/2008, -0/+6I'm going to figuratively digg you down. Literally.
- hippykiller, on 07/09/2008, -0/+6You have an eating disorder don't you.
- mattwalton56, on 07/09/2008, -0/+5"WoW"...really? Maybe, just a 'little' too much World of Warcraft?
- Rezistik, on 07/09/2008, -0/+5I thought it was just tasty...
- Duositex, on 07/09/2008, -0/+4You, my friend, fail at bacon.
- MrFisty, on 07/09/2008, -2/+6Hooray for random dislexia. I read: 7 Reasons Americans Go For Fatty Bacon. I'm like, "Pfft. That's not news."
- Brineshrimp, on 07/09/2008, -0/+4Ohmygod, Bacon. I know what's for breakfast tomorrow! Thankajeebus for that revealing XKCD comic.
- RNEMESiS42, on 07/09/2008, -0/+4I love bacon, although I'm wary about my intake of it.
The thing is, my room mate created possibly one of the deadliest and tastiest snacks ever:
Cheesey Bacon.
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa109/fauxglaux ...
Fry up some quality bacon, and put a few slices of your favorite cheese on top. Let them melt a bit to fuse with the bacon. Instant death. - NinjaPirateDude, on 07/09/2008, -0/+4yeah, i dont think "fashion statement" is the most robust reason we go for bacon.
- TwoKill, on 07/09/2008, -0/+4http://www.gratefulpalate.com/
Bacon of the month club. Enjoy! - clawatticas, on 07/09/2008, -0/+4Bacon, bacon! Where's the bacon? I smell bacon! Bacon, gotta be bacon! Only one thing smells like bacon and that's bacon!
- kingp, on 07/09/2008, -0/+3"I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me, and since I don’t have a butler I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill, then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again, then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it’s good for me, it’s a perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill (shows burnt foot wrapped in bubble wrap) and it clamped down on my foot. That’s it, I don’t see what’s so hard to believe about that."
- EelfinnTy, on 07/09/2008, -0/+3fta "Editor's note: The Discovery Channel has Shark Week. Here at Salon, we bring you Pork Week. This is the first in a weeklong series of stories about that most polarizing of meats." really?!?
- kidathinnes, on 07/09/2008, -0/+3It's called moderation. People who are not obese use it as a method to not get obese.
- edebolt, on 07/09/2008, -0/+3and you prefer ? Mexican bacon? Zambian Bacon?
- Sunnygurm, on 07/09/2008, -1/+4memories of George Costanza trying to mix food and sex are running through my mind.
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