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- jmas9, on 02/13/2008, -10/+378OM NOM NOM NOM
- inactive, on 02/13/2008, -11/+292Dugg for "the ultimate bike lock"
- inactive, on 02/13/2008, -53/+298In Soviet Russia, tree runs into you!
- mt066, on 02/13/2008, -8/+223Trees would consume your whole family if given the chance. That's why we need to cut all of them down.
- Udog, on 02/13/2008, -2/+143If you put a baby in front of a tree for 15 years, it will eat that too.
Lord help us all if glaciers and trees ever unite. - talonstriker, on 02/13/2008, -11/+94OH NOES ITS AN ENT!
- stopple, on 02/13/2008, -2/+66more like
OM (wait 5 years)
NOM (wait 5 years)
NOM (wait 5 years)
NOM - huyzee, on 02/13/2008, -5/+66the money tree creeps me the hell out
- lovecss, on 02/13/2008, -9/+65"Ooh, ahh", that's how it always starts. Then later there's running and then screaming...
- dgp1, on 02/13/2008, -6/+55In Soviet Russia, Funny isn't YOU anymore.
- socialpyramid, on 02/13/2008, -12/+59If I didn't digg this, my avatar image would die..
- MindTrigger, on 02/13/2008, -2/+46That oval window VW bug is very rare and worth a fair share of money to the right buyer. What a waste.
- blast_flame, on 02/13/2008, -3/+43The sound of munching...
- shakbhaji, on 02/13/2008, -0/+35Before doing a quick google search I would've pointed you to The Simpsons episode where they go to Branson, Missouri. But I learned something...
Originated with Cold War comic genius Yakov Smirnoff.
"In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, party always finds you." -- Yakov Smirnoff
Popular on slashdot, appearances on Family Guy, The Simpsons, Futurama.
In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you.
In America, you shoot gun. In Soviet Russia, gun shoots you!
The intertubes aren't just for pr0n. It's also useful for finding information. It's easy to do yourself too, which is why you're getting buried here on digg. - tehpwnerofn00bs, on 02/13/2008, -1/+35Hell, I only went to read the comments to find the Soviet Russia ones.
- inactive, on 02/13/2008, -3/+31When reading the title, was anyone else's first thought, "In Soviet Russia..."?
I'm glad to have not been disappointed by a lack of said joke in the comments~ - archivist, on 02/13/2008, -0/+26yeah... i thought it was either cruel and or disgusting... like scales.
- wolfboy2883, on 02/13/2008, -2/+28Al Gore stole my bike!
- jrdbrn, on 02/13/2008, -2/+26Trees gotta eat too
- benbrooks101, on 02/13/2008, -0/+24The child would die before the tree dies, So you're wrong..
Tree wins! - mrhahn, on 02/13/2008, -4/+27http://i32.tinypic.com/w0husw.gif sums it up pretty nicely.
- illwil, on 02/13/2008, -1/+23In Soviet Russia, joke explain you.
- Ender008, on 02/13/2008, -2/+23If you don't know that this actually happens, you need to get out more.
- SkippyDoorknob, on 02/13/2008, -1/+22Beware of Tree
- Bobtastic, on 02/13/2008, -1/+21No.
- engwar, on 02/13/2008, -2/+22Don't fear the apostrophe!
- NewClassic, on 02/13/2008, -0/+19On the top, I can see a little bit of "Tresspassing"
In the middle, "FORBIDDEN"
On bottom, "penal" which I'm imagining is "Under penalty of law."
So, roughly, I'm going to guess:
Private property.
All tresspassing is
FORBIDDEN
Under penalty
of the law - daqq, on 02/13/2008, -2/+21I, for one, welcome our new Dicotyledon-overlords.
- Sneezyx, on 02/13/2008, -0/+18It says "Trespassing Forbidden ... Violators will be eaten by the tree."
- Navicerts, on 02/13/2008, -2/+19You must have grown up in the city. Trees do indeed do the things depicted here.
- xmizzbojanglesx, on 02/13/2008, -1/+17Thank you for taking the time to explain this to me :)
- ciano, on 02/13/2008, -0/+16URDOINITRONG
- dwalker, on 02/13/2008, -1/+14DANGER: fast growing trees in this area.
- JEWestbrookJR, on 02/13/2008, -2/+15A friend of mine restores classic cars and bought a late 40's model pickup that had a tree growing through it where the hood should be. It put that VW picture to shame. He had to go through some great measures to free it.
And my parents bought a house that the previous owners left christmas lights on the trees for several years and had been swallowed. - hamish, on 02/13/2008, -7/+20well...
sometimes you eat the bar... and sometimes... the bar eats you! - Navicerts, on 02/13/2008, -1/+14The sound of cookie monster eating.
- noahhoward, on 02/13/2008, -1/+14Here's an interesting question. If you strap a child to a tree which will consume which first? The child grows faster than the tree so I'd wager on the child.
- SACubeMonkey, on 02/13/2008, -1/+13I dunno why but every last one of those pictures creeps me out. The Christmas tree lights one is especially eerie.
- randomerratum, on 06/10/2008, -1/+12Why are you getting dugg down?
That was funny!
Does everybody hate Jeff Goldblum that much? - humperdeath, on 02/13/2008, -2/+12In America, you find information on the net, In Soviet Russia, Internet finds you.
- itsbob, on 02/13/2008, -1/+10strange, that bike should have been rusted beyond recognition...
- m1zl3d, on 02/13/2008, -2/+11These trees are all bark and no bite.
...Oh wait... - MasterGrief, on 02/13/2008, -0/+9That's exactly what I was thinking. Aside from the tree intervention, that oval looks freakin pristine compared to others I've seen. I'd like to know where that is.
- xtc46, on 02/14/2008, -0/+8In Soviet Russia....new overlords welcome you!
- Navicerts, on 02/13/2008, -0/+8Cool pic but no reason to digg a decent article down.
- eirinikos, on 02/13/2008, -0/+7They don't make things like they used to.
- pardonator, on 02/13/2008, -0/+7I find them all freaky, not sure why, it's just wrong 0_o
- inactive, on 02/13/2008, -2/+9i only have odd photoshop :(
- edwartica, on 02/14/2008, -1/+8"The intertubes aren't just for pr0n."
liar. :P - Henko, on 02/13/2008, -1/+7http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakov_Smirnoff
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