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- FireAtWill, on 12/07/2007, -4/+52Damn you Umbrella Corporation! Damn you all to hell!
- meez, on 12/07/2007, -1/+46Zombie cockroaches?
Damn, my zombie plans do NOT account for goddamn cockroaches. Guess I need to rework some of those plans. - MrColdheart, on 12/07/2007, -4/+37Starship Troopers 2
- inactive, on 12/07/2007, -6/+30braiiiiiiiins
- drevin, on 12/07/2007, -1/+24How does mind controlling parasites get confused with zombies?
- gn0stik, on 12/07/2007, -0/+19That's vampires. Wrong horror genre.
- inactive, on 12/07/2007, -0/+17pssshhh...Big deal. Wake me up when I need to use my shotgun.
- mortigon, on 12/08/2007, -0/+16because we are desperate for some damn zombies
- FishHammer, on 12/07/2007, -0/+13so this is how it all begins
- SublimeRuin, on 12/07/2007, -2/+13Cockroaches make so much more sense now!
So does Joe's Apartment.... - chrisc3, on 12/07/2007, -0/+11billions of em and not 1 good picture?
- Akvj1n, on 12/07/2007, -1/+11I'm much more afraid of the sinister hairworms: "A study by French biologists found that a parasite called the hairworm can take over the brain and body of grasshoppers and make them kill themselves."
- xtrench, on 12/08/2007, -0/+10Resident evil 4?
- AgentEntropy, on 12/07/2007, -1/+10As if normal zombies weren't bad enough, now we have cockroach zombies. Normal zombies can be killed by destroying the head/brain. Cockroach zombies however, like normal cockroaches, will be able to survive up to a couple weeks without their head. Zombies that can't be stopped by destroying the brain... Surely this is the end times.
- RyeBrye, on 12/07/2007, -5/+13This is almost as cool as it was in 2005 when Damn interesting published their article about it: http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=17
- NCSUspoon, on 12/07/2007, -0/+8I shall form my legions at once!
- inactive, on 12/07/2007, -0/+8zombie cockroach eating overwasps?
- diggB, on 12/07/2007, -2/+9I for one welcome our .... ARRRRRGGGGGG ...
- beasty_dave_Mk2, on 12/07/2007, -0/+7there's zombies and cockroaches in the title and I don't wanna do it!
- mortigon, on 12/08/2007, -0/+7I'll be sawing the barrel off my shotgun when I get home.
- Puppetfunk, on 12/07/2007, -0/+6*****. They can climb up walls and *****! We're *****.
- SOS84, on 12/07/2007, -0/+6Zombie's man, they creep me out,
- Zeeeeeeeeeee, on 12/07/2007, -0/+5I don't see how they can be undead... They haven't died.
- orangefly, on 12/07/2007, -0/+5new town ordinance....
all cockroaches must be buried and then the grave filled with concrete.
Mayor West - KingGorilla, on 12/08/2007, -0/+5I for one welcome our de-moralizing wasp overlords
- inactive, on 12/07/2007, -0/+5You got red on you.
- a1532b, on 12/07/2007, -3/+8Honestly did you do a search to post that link or did you still have it in your bookmarks...
Either way, most people aren't going to remember individual articles from two years ago. It's okay to have dupes sometimes. - schneidafunk, on 12/07/2007, -1/+6Zombie isn't the right word... The cockroach is paralyzed.
"The venom blocks a chemical that controls the victim’s free will to walk" - Soofi, on 12/08/2007, -0/+4[Scene: Planet Express: Meeting Room. Most of the staff are sat around the table.]
Farnsworth: Good news, everyone. I've taught the toaster to feel love. [The toaster bounds across the table, barking like a dog and licks Bender. He knocks it away and it hits the wall. Toast springs out of it.] And Hermes returns from his vacation today.
[Enter Hermes. There is a Brain Slug attached to his head. It is a small green blob with one eye and two antennae. Hermes has a glazed expression. The others seem oblivious.]
Hermes: (monotonous) Good morning, people.
Fry: Hey, Hermes!
Zoidberg: Hello!
Leela: Good to see you.
Farnsworth: Yo!
Bender: My man!
[Hermes sits down.]
Amy: So how was the Spleef Nebula?
Hermes: (monotonous) The flight had a stopover on the Brain Slug Planet. Hermes liked it so much he decided to stay of his own free will.
Fry: Hermes has all the fun. Wait a second! He's got a Brain Slug on his head!
Leela: (whispering) Shh! You're gonna get us all assimilated!
Amy: (whispering) Just act normal and switch to a garlic shampoo.
Hermes: (monotonous) On to new business. Today's mission is for all of you to go to the Brain Slug Planet.
Zoidberg: What are we going to do there?
Hermes: (monotonous) Just walk around not wearing a helmet.
Farnsworth: Sounds great, Hermes! Whatever you say. [He nods and then leans in to the others.] (whispering) Let's ditch him and go to the movies!
Fry: Hey, yeah!
[The others agree.]
Zoidberg: I'm seeing a movie with friends!
[They get up and leave. Hermes drones.]
Rest of the transcript at: http://www.futurama-madhouse.com.ar/scripts/2acv08 ... - ThE0eNiGmA, on 12/08/2007, -0/+4You were better off not knowing.
- ZenMojo, on 12/08/2007, -0/+3Las plagas son aqui!
- craprock, on 12/07/2007, -0/+3What a great band name ;)
- mortigon, on 12/08/2007, -0/+3poop
- XxATAROTHxX, on 12/08/2007, -0/+3Keep it in your pants.
- superkendall, on 12/07/2007, -3/+6Dude, they aren't Zombies - read the story. They are Mounts, just like in WOW. Who doesn't want a kick-ass Cockroach mount? Not even a nuke can stop your ride now!
- ThE0eNiGmA, on 12/08/2007, -0/+3Unless he is talking about Dead Rising.
- KingGorilla, on 12/08/2007, -0/+3well without a head how the hell is it going to eat my brain?
- arichard, on 12/07/2007, -0/+3Vid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fO0zHiAIG8&feature ... - inactive, on 12/08/2007, -0/+3another starship troopers movie is the only thing more horrifying than a zombie eating my brain
- FearlessFreep, on 12/08/2007, -0/+3...or ends
- fuzzynyanko, on 12/08/2007, -0/+2I had no idea that they made another one
- breich, on 12/08/2007, -0/+2So let me get this straight I've got my .454 Casull, a 12 gauge shotgun, and a two-handed machete in my closet, all ready to remove the head or destroy the brain... and you're telling me all I needed to kill the zombies was A GODDAMN SLIPPER?
Dugg down for crushing dreams : ( - benroy, on 12/07/2007, -0/+2SC Johnson has been trying to create insect zombies for years now. There's a bigger market if people have to buy a separate can of Raid for zombified pests.
- inactive, on 12/08/2007, -0/+2the book was better
- MadOgre, on 12/07/2007, -0/+2Sounds like a Wes Craven movie.
- mortigon, on 12/08/2007, -0/+2www.cockroachcontrollingwaspporn.com
- dexedrine, on 12/08/2007, -0/+2Everyone knows there are only two things that survive a nuclear holocaust: twinkies and ***** roaches.
-Peter Griffin - A11YND, on 12/08/2007, -0/+2SEND MORE PARAMEDICS!1!
- bagboyrebel, on 12/08/2007, -0/+2From dictionary.com
Zombie:
1. (in voodoo)
a. the body of a dead person given the semblance of life, but mute and will-less, by a supernatural force, usually for some evil purpose.
b. the supernatural force itself.
doesn't have to be dead to be a zombie. - graemee, on 12/08/2007, -1/+3It would be 3, 2 was on DVD, It suxed balls.
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