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- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -12/+502Wow, considering "sperm" "penis" and "explode" all appear in this description, I'm shocked there aren't more digs!
- blaze03, on 10/12/2007, -21/+166"Jan 29, 2004"
I'd like to welcome anyone who hasn't seen this before to the internet. - lukas88, on 10/12/2007, -9/+132This might sound gay but, why is there no picture of the 5 foot penis?
@Krim
whoa, who let you out of your cage? - jotux, on 10/12/2007, -10/+106This story is so old the last time I read it was on slashdot!
- godofpumpkins, on 10/12/2007, -58/+144just because it's 3 years old and you know everything, doesn't mean everyone has seen it before, thank you very much.
- lukas88, on 10/12/2007, -0/+75This is exactly how I want to die. A bloody, gruesome, naked death, with people gathering around afterwards just to look at my huge johnson.
- flyingcow, on 10/12/2007, -13/+58Dude, shut the ***** up. You are so completely absent of funny.
- Rivetgeek, on 10/12/2007, -3/+42Congratulations, you found the only whale innards story even older than this one..
- Legato, on 10/12/2007, -6/+42mmm 2004... good vintage!
- antisthenex, on 10/12/2007, -3/+34Instead of blaming the submitter, I'm going to blame the people who dugg the article.
Where the hell have you been? This has been covered on almost every medium out there! Why would you dig this? I can't believe 60 people on Digg (of all places) haven't read this before. - BayAreaKing, on 10/12/2007, -5/+35wow...
"The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty..."
Source: http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_slideshow39.htm - Coffeedemon, on 10/12/2007, -2/+27Exploded whales are timeless.
- diegoman, on 10/12/2007, -0/+22The penis:
http://www.angelfire.com/cantina/whale/Whale9.jpg - l4wl, on 10/12/2007, -1/+22How the ***** did this hit front page? LOL
- bcasper1, on 10/12/2007, -0/+17i wonder if that guy had his scooter insured for whale insides.
- wtfstfu, on 10/12/2007, -1/+13or a zip lock bag
- nbcivic, on 10/12/2007, -1/+12if you clicked the link and kept reading you'd see that
"if you need a benchmark — it's absurd to imagine that a blue whale, or any other creature for that matter, could produce 400 gallons of seminal fluid, or even one-tenth that amount. (For another comparison, I found one source stating that the southern right whale — which has testicles even larger than the blue whale's, weighing in a half-a-ton apiece — produces around 5 gallons of ejaculate in one mating session.) The statistic is simply bogus."
http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_blue_whale.htm - echolalia, on 10/12/2007, -2/+13Yeah, I've definitely seen this before.
I'm hoping it doesn't happen that much, either. - ametory, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11Free sushi for everyone
- SpazticChips, on 10/12/2007, -9/+19I see this every 6 months, I don't want to, stop it!
- raabco, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10Am I the only one who read the description and thought to himself, "Again?!"
- nyx210, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9Oh no! The bike!
- gann, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9For those who can't read Chinese: the 2nd picture is supposed to be funny because the store at the side is selling fresh meat.
- DyPao23, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8Sounds like something caused by the Infinite Improbability Drive.....
- fatwreck, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9That dude can barely keep himself from touching it. But is there an appropriate way to act when you have a 5-foot penis staring you in the face?
- DyPao23, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9Was there a broken bowl of petunias on the ground next to it?
"Improbability level is one times ten to the power of seventeen against, and falling..." - JonDee, on 10/12/2007, -3/+11Only two years? Wow, my math must have been off. January 29th 2004 to march 25 2007. Is anyone else having the same problem?
I guess I didn't carry the one. - Warptera, on 10/12/2007, -9/+16This was reported, like... 3 years ago... Oh well, it's still an interesting picture.
- ganjadude4391, on 10/12/2007, -4/+11FTA:
Once moved to a nearby nature preserve, the male specimen -- the largest whale ever recorded in Taiwan -- drew the attention of locals because of its large penis, measured at some five feet, the Taipei Times reported.
"More than 100 Tainan city residents, mostly men, have reportedly gone to see the corpse to 'experience' the size of its penis," the newspaper reported.
thats a big stick to measure up to! - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8I sit in traffic everyday. I can fully understand.
One day I am going to explode and women will come see my 5 foot penis (lord knows too few experience it now :-( ) - Riker, on 10/12/2007, -2/+8http://www.angelfire.com/cantina/whale/
More extensive picture site of this incident, unfortunately a little too extensive! - selphishnerd, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6@lukas88
maybe I'm just tired, but I can't stop laughing at your comment. - trebe, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5wow I'm surprised no one has posted this:
http://pointlesswasteoftime.com/new_captions/archive.php?action=2&contest_id=440
great captions for the photo - terrya64, on 10/12/2007, -2/+6I don't care how old this story is, I spend 1-3 hours a day on the internet and have for the past 10 years and I have never seen this story.
- griz, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5If everyone would just block idiots like Krim, then his comments would not be seen and noone would
bother to respond to them. Sooner or later he would get the idea and go away. - theace13, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5I thought it might have happened again too. But apparently people cant read article dates.
- cfpresley, on 10/12/2007, -2/+6yawn... This was cool three years ago. When internet stories like this get stale, they turn into yawns.
So maybe not like everyone that hasn't been around on the internet for the past 3 years hasn't heard about it. That is no excuse for digging an old article. - missingdigits, on 10/12/2007, -6/+9This is way better than that. Dynamite+dead whale= bad idea.
http://www.perp.com/whale/video.html - merdiesel, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4Even if It didn't explode, imagine sitting at a red light and that thing pulls up next to you... gross, put a tarp over that gigantic corpse.
- shadowswordth, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5And why exactly did they just keep the whale out in the open without so much as a cover on it?
- ggarenn, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4was the truck just driving with the whale's tail dragging down the road?
- Wootery, on 10/12/2007, -3/+6No. "Social bookmarking". K-Rose should do nothing.
digg cannot guarantee an absence of such articles, though perhaps an "Unsuitable for small children" tag wouldn't be too much to ask.
(If you were joking, you didn't make it clear.) - nbcivic, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3alright everyone, we get that it's old, just bury it and move on.
- nbcivic, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2great, now i look like an idiot for restating that above, why aren't we using the "reply" system hhhmmm?
- Zurdito, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4TOOOO OLD!
- ShrimpCrackers, on 10/12/2007, -4/+6Yeah and 3 years later, you would still manage to make it to the front page of Digg!
- IanRReardon, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4Quick, someone submit hampster dance
- johnlandes, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3Edit: Should have read: "It would still be the biggest they've ever "experienced".
I wasn't proclaiming to have a giant penis - vinchu, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3waow
I have the same scooter - chuckpenzone, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3Free Willy
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