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  • jc7012, on 05/05/2008, -28/+588*quote from the movie you just watched*


    *acronym expressing laugther
  • twtmc, on 05/05/2008, -14/+338Dude! I never realized that my lungs were xenu's scrotum! IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW!
  • louiebaur, on 05/05/2008, -16/+201I was murdering dolphins with my bare hands
  • zenithmbr, on 05/05/2008, -15/+189"it's sculpting people's poop into voodoo dolls of the members of the googoo dolls"
  • matthewdestroys, on 05/05/2008, -16/+176'it teaches you why your heart is an alien testicle pumping space cum through your veins'

    ROFL
  • JonTheGoose, on 05/05/2008, -2/+144*masturbate furiously*
  • t4k3n, on 05/05/2008, -3/+141*obscure reference to pop culture*
  • Magnolit, on 05/05/2008, -1/+133*it's a trap ASCII*
  • comradeTJH, on 05/05/2008, -1/+130"... natural disasters like 9/11 ... " learned something new today...
  • haiduz, on 05/05/2008, -6/+133I can imagine how someone goes to see a new comedy at a movie theater with you. Then as youre walking out of the theater they enthusuastically tell you their favorite part or line from the movie. Then in a sacrastic and harshly berating tone accompanied by loud repulsive forced laughter you tell them "HAHAHAHAHA you just told me about a movie that we both saw less than five minutes ago". Then it gets really akward for like 10 seconds and you dont speak to each other for the rest of the night. Eventually this person never talks to you again.
  • wavesmachine, on 05/05/2008, -3/+124*takes screenshot, uploads to free hosting site, submits to digg as "This is why I love digg"*
  • badwithcomputer, on 05/05/2008, -4/+124if that's the case, let's hope i never leave digg. that would mean that front page - badwithcomputer = Scientology!

  • 4pple5auce, on 05/05/2008, -1/+121*rick roll*
  • inactive, on 05/05/2008, -6/+115*act like a complete cockbag*
  • NeedzABetterSN, on 05/05/2008, -6/+113I love how the original video is categorized under "Nonprofit."
  • KokomoNYC, on 05/05/2008, -2/+107*phrase between asterisks describing itself*
  • unicronband, on 05/05/2008, -2/+102*being visually aware of what one has done there*
  • Jb611, on 05/05/2008, -1/+96*dugg, even though I didn't get the reference*
  • robotto, on 05/05/2008, -1/+95 Wow those chicks looks hot, but too bad they are retarded.
  • Tyrghast, on 05/05/2008, -2/+92so many cute girls lost to the nutcases...
  • CurlyMike139125, on 05/05/2008, -2/+90*completely inappropriate or off-color meme or catchphrase*
  • plhearn, on 05/05/2008, -1/+88*irrelevant political message*
  • g33kfu, on 05/05/2008, -2/+89*disrupt chain of comments with Killer Instincts reference*
  • JlmAWP, on 05/05/2008, -2/+83I demand that we be given a full-length feature film with flannel guy spurting nothing but ridiculous and satirical ramblings. I about peed myself.
  • Grantismo, on 05/05/2008, -12/+93Yay Xenu semen
  • starblink, on 05/05/2008, -6/+86More info about this wonderfull cult at:
    http://exscientologykids.com
    http://www.factnet.org/Scientology/exsci.htm
    http://www.xenu.net
  • stonebone4, on 05/05/2008, -5/+84Easily explained:

    1. Make up silly sci-fi story, get it refused by book publishers, turn it into your own religion
    2. Exploit people dumb enough to believe it
    3. Piss off lots of people on the internet with your shenanigans 50 years later, eventually leading to your enterprise's demise
    4. ????
    5. Non-profit!
  • _skin_, on 05/05/2008, -2/+75*reference pwned in one way or another*
  • anstice85, on 05/05/2008, -2/+74*plea to digg me down*
  • FadieZ, on 05/05/2008, -0/+71*Url leading to relevant XKCD comic*
  • CaptainTater, on 05/05/2008, -0/+70**satirical post in reference to stereotypical digg user's comments, in between two asterisks**
  • badwithcomputer, on 05/05/2008, -6/+69it would explain your bad breath...
  • WhipTail, on 05/05/2008, -3/+65*irrelevant query as to what you could place in your rectum*
  • str1fe, on 05/05/2008, -0/+58*comment mentioning how no one falls for uuiU*
  • merr, on 05/05/2008, -3/+60*link to "epic thread" graphic*
  • eddy23170, on 05/05/2008, -1/+57*I just made a sofa cushion fort*
  • nphase, on 05/05/2008, -2/+57*ron paul reference*
  • renegade003, on 05/05/2008, -0/+53well played sir
  • foomojive, on 05/05/2008, -2/+55*reference to origin of meta-meme on bash.org*
  • bjs3171, on 05/05/2008, -3/+55*i like little house on the prairie*
  • str1fe, on 05/05/2008, -0/+50*facepalm ASCII*
  • str1fe, on 05/05/2008, -2/+51*irrelevant Obama praise*
  • Omano, on 05/05/2008, -1/+50I also didn't realize that 9/11 was a natural disaster.. whats up with that?!?
  • CaptainTater, on 05/05/2008, -0/+49*wasn't sure whether or not to digg down*
  • ladyxluck, on 05/05/2008, -14/+61HAHAHHAHAAHA
  • ORBAT, on 05/05/2008, -1/+48*misses reference and thinks you were serious*
  • ORBAT, on 05/05/2008, -1/+48***meta-metajoke about diggers***
  • DonKarnage25, on 05/05/2008, -1/+48*spelling nazi claiming superiority over you because of your obvious intellectual shortcomings due to your inability to spell laughter correctly*
  • weeFred, on 05/05/2008, -2/+48*puts on wizard robe*
  • ThinkBox, on 05/05/2008, -22/+67"QUOTE FROM VIDEO!!!!" Haha video quote!
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