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The Art Of Flirting and How To Do It

justaguything.com — Is your best pick up line "You must be a keg, because I wanna tap that ass?" If so, you need to learn to flirt like a real man. Now.

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  • StealTheRR, on 02/28/2008, -3/+103Why does the girl in the picture look like she's 10?
    • drafhk, on 02/28/2008, -4/+86Because she is. Niiice.
    • rootneg2, on 02/28/2008, -1/+17and now it's been replaced by drunken college hooligans (and is that kevin rose with the trojan...uhmm whatever... on his head?)
    • curme, on 02/28/2008, -1/+14Because only 10-year-olds read guides on how to talk to girls.
      • nmnnotmyname, on 02/28/2008, -0/+6That's not true, high school students do it too.

        (Heh, what, don't be looking at me like that...)
    • Spoomeister, on 02/28/2008, -0/+21If 60 is the new 40, and 40 is the new 25, 10 is OBVIOUSLY the new 18.
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    • plizard, on 02/28/2008, -6/+3/b/
    • davidemm, on 02/28/2008, -2/+1And why does she look drunk? It doesn't have a disclaimer saying it only works on drunk women.
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    • Lambrakis, on 02/28/2008, -1/+1Because she's a robot like all you other losers? Yeah that must be it.
    • phazon88, on 02/29/2008, -0/+2Why don't you have a seat over there.
    • wruffryder10, on 03/04/2008, -0/+0That's because it's an Abercrombie and Fitch ad.
  • ennTOXX, on 02/28/2008, -7/+16Who says that's not flirting like a real man? I use that line often. Along with, ah ***** it, tap that ass is all I've got... :||
    • ayeroxor, on 02/28/2008, -1/+12Lol. More like,

      Is your best pick up line "You must be a keg, because I wanna tap that ass?" If so, you need to learn what the ***** a question mark is for.
    • pnmoore, on 02/28/2008, -0/+3Which means you are the typical Digg user...alone
    • gmprunner, on 02/29/2008, -0/+7"It's hot in here, but it must be under 90 degrees, because you're lookin' acute!"
  • FameMoney, on 02/28/2008, -2/+100Things like this you don't learn from reading articles.
    • SpectralSounds, on 02/28/2008, -0/+26Things like this you learn from removing articles. Of clothing.
    • hollismb, on 02/28/2008, -2/+2Says that man who talks like Yoda. ;)
    • noperdd, on 02/28/2008, -0/+7Especially wussy advice like this. The advice is "walk a fine line" and "don't offend". If you follow this, you'll never be yourself. You'll just be nervous or worried. The secret is LIVE!
      Don't think about the "what ifs" like, "my life would be awesome if this girl likes me", or "oh no, what if she's not attracted to me". You don't think about this stuff when you're with your friends and family, and that's when you are your best. Treat everyone like a good friend. Joke around, tease people like a buddy, and they'll instantly become one.
      Above all, LIVE In the moment. Live in the moment and stop thinking so much:) The goal of flirting is not to get the other person to like you. It's to test the other person to find out if they can handle joking around with you.
  • Hobbes24, on 02/28/2008, -1/+197and to think i was still using the chloroform rag like some sort of savage.
    • rootneg2, on 02/28/2008, -1/+52chloroform for stuck up "civilized man"

      Ogg prefer wooden club.
      • slvrbullet87, on 02/28/2008, -1/+26I just hang out at the cemetary alot.
        • SpaceMonkeyZero, on 02/28/2008, -6/+17Hanging outside abortion clinics is the way to go. You know they need a shoulder to cry on, and odds are they're easy to get into bed!
        • paperclipsNsoup, on 02/28/2008, -0/+28@ SpaceMonkeyZero

          I laughed, then I died a little inside
        • saranagati, on 02/28/2008, -1/+1i prefer the planned parenthood buildings myself.
      • xptoast, on 02/29/2008, -2/+2Miss what does this rag smell like?

        Cloro....zzzzzz....*bags her up and puts a note on it saying free woman*
    • davidemm, on 02/28/2008, -3/+21The full-proof pickup line:

      "Excuse me good looking, does this smell like chloroform to you?"
    • endlessoul, on 02/28/2008, -2/+7"Hello. Can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?"
      • endlessoul, on 02/28/2008, -0/+5Okay, so I didn't refresh and see David's post. Digg me down, digg me up, whatever.
        • TaylorSmythe, on 02/29/2008, -0/+7Now I'm paralyzed. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
  • lekahe, on 02/28/2008, -3/+27Flirt like a real man??? Aren't women allowed to flirt?
    Or are we just naturals :)
    • fate3, on 02/28/2008, -2/+19teases
    • shadeOfGrey, on 02/28/2008, -4/+32You get a lot of practice when you flirt with everything you see, every day of your life.
    • worthone, on 02/28/2008, -1/+36Let's face it. Unless you were born with a bucket in your head, you can do as many guys in a single night as much as your physique gives you room to work with. Well, okay- even if you were the sort of people to attract harpooners, you'd still probably get laid. And while we're at it, a corpse at a morgue would probably attract some amounts of lovemaking, despite the frigid hardships. It's not that women are natural, it's just that men are really, really, really depraved.
    • mrmrok, on 02/28/2008, -3/+0no, because if you do it means you want it.
    • pnmoore, on 02/28/2008, -0/+1As a guy I can verify why this is advice only men need...we are stupid. As such you women can easily flirt with us because if you mess something up we don't really care (or even notice it most of the time). We on the other hand need the help to overcome your natural advantage over us.
    • jnadke, on 02/29/2008, -1/+1For men, it's flirting because the end-goal is always the same: sex. Whether he achieves it or not, he's flirting to get there.

      For woman, as mentioned in the article, sex is not the end-game of flirting. If the woman flirts without the intention of having sex, then she is a tease.
  • oreonblade, on 02/28/2008, -2/+83'He’s basically saying that if we were in a cave, the man would fling the woman over his shoulder and stomp away.'

    Sigh, the good ol' days.
    • directedition, on 02/28/2008, -1/+4Any anyone who calls that sexist is just stupid. There's nothing stopping the she-caveman from doing the same! Well.... aside from upper body strength...
  • rootneg2, on 02/28/2008, -8/+109Is your ass a baby?
    because you sure know how to shake it!

    Was your daddy a baker?
    because you've got a nasty yeast infection!
    • slappy83, on 02/28/2008, -7/+1Classic!
    • Ghstfce, on 02/28/2008, -8/+3You forgot "Your father must have been a thief. He stole the craters from the moon and put them in your thighs"!
    • DteK, on 02/28/2008, -9/+2your dad must be in construction, cause he built a ***** machine! yeah baby faster!!!!
    • below413, on 02/28/2008, -2/+46Did you grow up on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a *****!
    • bloominoctober, on 02/28/2008, -1/+31"How about we go back to my place and do all of the things I'm gonna tell my friend's we did anyway?"
    • floridiot2, on 02/28/2008, -1/+26did you grow up in my house cause you're my sister.
    • below413, on 02/29/2008, -1/+2You know they say "you are what you eat." Well, if that's true I could be you by morning.
    • epimer, on 02/29/2008, -0/+3Is that a ladder in your tights or a horribly disfiguring skin condition?
    • michael43, on 02/29/2008, -0/+2Do you believe in the HereAfter? Then raise that skirt and I'll show ya what I'm here after:)
  • rebelcommander, on 02/28/2008, -2/+86Article teaching lonely men how to pick up women makes it to the front page on Digg? Server down in 3...2...1...
  • kurupt, on 02/28/2008, -1/+161I put on my robe and wizard hat.
    • Zreitan, on 02/28/2008, -8/+5we all do man...we all do
    • Methodius, on 02/28/2008, -4/+28I stomp the ground and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
      • below413, on 02/28/2008, -0/+16 Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
      • the1danimal, on 02/28/2008, -0/+5rhinos dont wear shirts
      • TaylorSmythe, on 02/29/2008, -0/+1 Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn. Goddam am I hard now.
    • oldhick, on 02/28/2008, -8/+1Wizard hat, Jimmy hat, whatever works. Just keep it safe.
    • oneofmanysteves, on 02/28/2008, -1/+26Don't forget to cast level 9 eroticism
    • horscategorie, on 02/28/2008, -7/+1What are you going to do now that the last Harry Potter release party is long over?
    • drastic8, on 02/28/2008, -0/+5I crack up every time the wizard hat gets brought up.
      "My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love."

      Good stuff.
    • TaylorSmythe, on 02/29/2008, -0/+1 Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
  • fireheadklepto, on 02/28/2008, -3/+24The worst pick up line that I have ever heard was when one of my friends was asked this: "Do you want to come over to my house and make some cookies?"

    The answer tragically was yes.
    • steelclash84, on 02/28/2008, -0/+34Then, it worked did it not? Sounds like someone is jealous...
      • fireheadklepto, on 02/28/2008, -3/+4no, no, it ended up being a really freaky story that traveled around the school...
        It was messed up...
      • LordofChaosIori, on 02/28/2008, -0/+8Do share...
      • fireheadklepto, on 02/28/2008, -5/+1Well I guess when she got there he said, "There is more baking here than just cookies."
        Thats what let the cat out of the bag. The cat then proceeded to run around in circles, then fall down the stairs.
        • TecK415, on 02/28/2008, -0/+5Poor cat.
        • piXelatedEmpire, on 02/29/2008, -0/+3I can't believe I read this thread of comments for that...
    • laughandsing, on 02/28/2008, -0/+36well who doesnt like cookies?
    • DteK, on 02/28/2008, -1/+2"cookies" eh. must have been chocolate chip
      • laughandsing, on 02/28/2008, -1/+0hey cookies got me the boyfriend I have now.. lol
      • fireheadklepto, on 02/28/2008, -1/+0I know right "chocolate chip cookies"
    • WoollyMittens, on 02/28/2008, -1/+9She was 10 years old?
    • b1kerguy, on 02/28/2008, -0/+2cookies with frosting?
    • monkx, on 02/29/2008, -1/+6didn't work because cookies were disabled?
  • Skanadian, on 02/28/2008, -1/+17What's with all these "real man" stories that keep coming up on Digg? Using the definition of a real man these stories give, it seems like the last thing I would want to be.
  • Munkym, on 02/28/2008, -1/+84Thanks guys, you got my hopes up and now the site's down.

    *logs onto WoW*
  • SebHughes, on 02/28/2008, -1/+1Any Mirrors?
  • ligyron, on 02/28/2008, -0/+25Down...now I'll never get a girl
    • swingerbone, on 02/28/2008, -1/+9especially if you spend all your time on Digg
      • bryik, on 02/28/2008, -0/+8Hey I have been known to visit reddit from time to time.
    • dkruta, on 02/28/2008, -0/+1Nothin' wrong with that...
  • DKSprocket, on 02/28/2008, -5/+15If you really don't have any idea how to flirt and you try to follow the advice in this guide you will likely end up getting let's-just-be-friends'ed by her. You won't attract women by playing it safe and doing nothing but respecting her boundaries (unless you look like Brad Pitt).
    For some advice that is actually useful check out David De Angelo's stuff (via google or your local pirate bay).
    • below413, on 02/28/2008, -2/+7Yeah his stuff actually works. It's a lot more about the state of mind and attitude, which is what struggling guys actually need, rather than actual pick-up lines.
    • gavin422, on 02/28/2008, -4/+10David DeAngelo is garbage, just like all of those other "female experts". Just be yourself, for *****'s sake. Have confidence. Don't be afraid of screwing up. Not everything has a magic formula.
      • thewritestuff, on 02/28/2008, -0/+6You're right, there is no magic formula, but "Have confidence. Don't be afraid of screwing up." is a pretty succinct summary of David DeAngelo's message. It's not garbage; you agree with it yourself. DeAngelo is just one of many people (Mystery, RSD, etc) that successfully teach guys how to be more successful with women, and props to DKSprocket for trying to share some valid information that may help someone, in contrast to the posted article, which offers very, very poor advice.

        I don't understand why Diggers push this stuff to the front page and crash the server because they are so eager to learn to get girls, but then they turn around and bury people who point to content that actually WILL help you with women. It's a shame. I'm not advocating DD specifically, just more realistic material in general.
      • b1kerguy, on 02/28/2008, -0/+3you know what gavin, you're right

        *logs onto WoW*
    • ligyron, on 02/28/2008, -0/+0Hmm two posts about DeAngelo in the same article...how much is paying you?
    • DKSprocket, on 02/28/2008, -0/+1Sorry about the double post. I am fairly new to posting on digg and I thought my first post got eaten up (didn't realize there was a 2 minute delay before it appeared). Feel free to digg the second one down. :)
    • bowserkid, on 02/28/2008, -3/+1True facts, internet: most of DeAngelo's advice is likely to get you punched in the face by any smart, self-respecting woman.

      Or just ignored.
      • below413, on 02/29/2008, -1/+3What about "be funny and confident, but not overly cocky," and "give women what they want" will get you punched in the face?
        • bowserkid, on 02/29/2008, -0/+0If you've read any of his step-by-step advice and answers to various relationship questions his interpretation of being "funny and confident" (which IS good advice, but also quite obvious) is to be a self-important jerk.
  • codyman, on 02/28/2008, -5/+23I just wear my tuxedo tshirt... 60% of the time it works EVERY time....
  • youdlike2know, on 02/28/2008, -2/+78I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
  • Rabite, on 02/28/2008, -5/+5whoa, whoa, whoa.. do NOT touch her hair
    • dkruta, on 02/28/2008, -0/+15If she's into you, it's perfectly fine. On the subway or waiting in line for coffee as she stands in front, not so much.
      • TridenTBoy, on 02/28/2008, -0/+3Exactly, but who the ***** is into a guy who is on digg?
      • saranagati, on 02/28/2008, -0/+3how else are you going to sniff the hair of the girl in line in front of you?
    • engityra, on 02/28/2008, -0/+9If I like the guy, I would like it if he touched my hair . . . I'd like it a lot.
  • orlyfactor, on 02/28/2008, -4/+72I just tell girls all about my 500 Internal Server Error and they almost orgasm right then and there!
    • nmnnotmyname, on 02/28/2008, -3/+0Heh... A variation of that would be fun for your local geek.
    • GfunkGbuss, on 02/28/2008, -0/+18Every time I use that one to get a girls number, she just responds with a 404 Not Found error. :(
    • Smalldude76, on 02/28/2008, -0/+10Just make sure her vagina hasn't 404'd.
    • keithmcbride, on 02/28/2008, -0/+6403 Forbidden
      The request was a legal request, but the server is refusing to respond to it.
    • minnymoo, on 02/29/2008, -0/+2*swoons
  • akatherder, on 02/28/2008, -2/+16First of all, it really depends on the girl's personality.

    Secondly, the situation is very important too. Compare meeting someone at a bar (where they would expect flirting) with someone at the grocery store (where they aren't necessarily expecting flirting) with a female friend who you want to ask on a date. You should approach all of those differently.
  • jmlambe, on 02/28/2008, -3/+1down...
  • holymrack, on 02/28/2008, -16/+0Mirror... http://bp2.blogger.com/_ez9UzAGPSPU/Revw6JZxkaI/AA ...
  • runforcover, on 02/28/2008, -1/+7http://duggmirror.com/educational/The_Art_Of_Flirt ...
  • urbandistrict, on 02/28/2008, -3/+29"Wuzzap bitch, can you do simple math? Yeah? Well then, let's add me and you, subtract the negative feelings, so we can divide those legs and multiply."
    *SMACK*
    ...funny seems to work in the Hiphop universe.

    (back to perfecting my spanish accent)
  • DKSprocket, on 02/28/2008, -12/+3This is pretty useless advice. If you really don't know how to flirt and you try to follow that guide you will likely end up getting lets-just-be-friends'ed by her. You wont make a woman attracted to you by doing nothing but playing it safe and "respecting her boundaries" (unless you look like Brad Pitt and expect her to seduce you).
    For some advice that is actually useful look up David DeAngelo's stuff. (via google or your local pirate bay)
  • daxsymbiont, on 02/28/2008, -1/+6http://64.233.183.104/search?q=cache:B14TuxFD6ZUJ: ...
  • alexandrend, on 02/28/2008, -2/+10Why would someone teach the secret to get women? Is the author gay?


    • engityra, on 02/28/2008, -0/+1He stated in the article that he was no longer single.
    • Chirp08, on 02/28/2008, -0/+1if he is so good at it and all, where did he find the time to research, write, and edit that article? Thats a lot of wasted nights...
  • woulok, on 02/28/2008, -3/+28"Hey my friend has a lot more beer back at his house if you wanna go"

    If that doesn't work, she's not worth it
  • Yuppa, on 02/28/2008, -2/+5Why does this guy's site keep getting dug? Alot of his advice is off base.
    • molecool, on 02/28/2008, -1/+2Exactly - he's basically recommending the opposite of what works (not touching, not appearing confident, etc.). WTF...
  • bsonline, on 02/28/2008, -2/+29How about a digger's best line: "So, can your pimp break a 20?"
    • DteK, on 02/28/2008, -1/+4what kind of ho can you get for under $20? please tell me where.
      • oldhick, on 02/28/2008, -0/+9A Baltimore tranny shouldn't be much more than that...
      • bsonline, on 02/28/2008, -1/+5A $2 ho. You can push a 2 dollah ho to the line, she aint got no limits.
      • mal1964, on 02/28/2008, -0/+1Some will take the 20 just to get in to rob you blind
    • mal1964, on 02/28/2008, -0/+4More like;
      Official Site. Members Login Here, ADULT CONTENT WARNING! You must be 18 or older to enter! Under 18 Exit Here Now! ...
    • mal1964, on 02/28/2008, -0/+1Can change anything, butt a dirty diaper.
  • mal1964, on 02/28/2008, -0/+1A dictionary and good typing skills will help.
  • Spoomeister, on 02/28/2008, -0/+4Dead site. Hm. The webpage on the art of flirting... is, itself, a tease. Pretty cool.
  • DteK, on 02/28/2008, -0/+3Maybe he should have read "the art of keeping your server up after submitting a story to digg"
  • gatt5u, on 02/28/2008, -3/+38Everyone knows the best pick up line is this:
    You- "i know someone who wants to beat your ass"
    Her - "Who"
    You- "my balls"

    If anyone tried this PLEASE record it.
    • Sippi, on 02/28/2008, -1/+20I prefer…
      Uses one's finger to signal a girl over. Once she comes closer tell her, "If I can make you come with my finger, just imagine what I can do with the rest of my body!"
      I would also like to see a recording of that.
      • Grolsch, on 02/29/2008, -0/+0I actually that said to one chick I worked with just for the mood lift, she had a laugh with me. But pickup lines are so lame, I cant imagine saying anything like this at a club, your gonna look like a total loser.
  • f4nt0m4s, on 02/28/2008, -0/+1wear pants...
  • SpaceMonkeyZero, on 02/28/2008, -2/+28Step 1. Hide your wedding ring...
    • cruzer2727, on 02/28/2008, -1/+7Step 2: Take photos of wife out of wallet.
      • GrouchoMarx42, on 02/28/2008, -0/+6Step 3. ???
        Step 4: Profit!

        (Someone had to do it.)
    • CoronaVegas, on 02/29/2008, -0/+1Step 1.5: After pulling out many dollar bills out of your pocket and losing said wedding ring, pull the ultimate walk of shame going back to titty bar (still daylight) looking for lost ring. (true story)
    • GriffBroChill, on 02/29/2008, -1/+1Step 3. Profit!
  • otbeverly, on 02/28/2008, -3/+3I'm a man ... I'M 40!!
  • Flatlineskillz, on 02/28/2008, -1/+2The site could be a metaphore to flirting i guess.
    Guy formulates plan on how to flirt and pick up with women. (Publishes it on a blog) Draws the attention of women who are out of his league.(submits to digg and underestimates digg effect) Gets smacked for using a lame pickup line( Server down)
  • Guyda, on 02/28/2008, -2/+0Cool text.
  • ProjectGSX, on 02/28/2008, -2/+5Thanks for the tips, Im going to log onto World of Warcraft right now and try them out!
  • jblanch, on 02/28/2008, -5/+15flirting like a man? complete *****. thats flirting like a man who gives into all the bitches using us for sex. how about this, act like yourself and don't even THINK about sex, if the bitch wants to ***** you she'll make it clear. otherwise just go have fun. the LAST THING YOU WANNA DO IS LET STUPID BITCHES RUN YOUR LIFE OVER PUSSY =D

    not that there aren't good girls, or good times to flirt. just don't get so obsessed with it, it will easily confuse the ***** out of you and start to influence your every move.
    • thephosphorbox, on 02/28/2008, -0/+8You know what.. minus the crude language, your point is very valid, sir :)
      I've found that my most successful nights out were the nights I wasn't looking for sex.. go in with no agenda, be yourself, and it'll work.
  • yaryarhumphump, on 02/28/2008, -2/+33Grab her boob and say "HONK!"

    works every time
  • designerutah, on 02/28/2008, -7/+10Real men don't NEED to flirt. They just do what they do, ignore the babes, and get panties thrown their way. Panties with phone numbers and promises of sluttiness. Losers need to flirt. Real men treat women like trash and get all the hot sex they need. Losers are nice guys and have to beg for sex, hence the flirting... it's their "appeal" to the women. Real men don't need to ask. They just take what's offered or move on to other manly pursuits. Eventually that slutty sex WILL be offered. And then it's their choice which bimbo gets their seed.
    • FLLawLibrarian, on 02/28/2008, -4/+6Wow... now we know, for sure, that you are single and definitely not getting any.
      • Chirp08, on 02/28/2008, -0/+5clearly you've never tried to "be an ***** and ignore her" routine, it works everytime ;) that doesn't mean being a total dick, there are limits, but ignoring a chick will show you just how interested she is in you, if she starts contacting you, your in the green, if she doesn't say *****, move on.
    • TecK415, on 02/28/2008, -1/+3Most people actually like woman, and want more than just sex. For me casual sex is just empty, I mean don't get me wrong it's fun in the moment. But not nearly as fulfilling as when you have real feelings and connection behind it.

    • apetrie, on 02/28/2008, -1/+3Neither of the types you are talking about are "real men". Real men act themselves, express interest in women when they are attracted to them but not in a desperate manner, and would never want to be with the kind of woman that would want the guy for treating them like trash, nor would they refer to women in the way you do. Seriously, if you are over the age of 17 then you are a pathetic.
    • zspeed78, on 02/29/2008, -1/+1I was going to digg you down but really now, i hate when I get dugg down for saying the truth even if its unappealing. So digg up for you.
  • therealkdog, on 02/28/2008, -5/+2One word "Roofiecolada"
    60% of the time it works every time.
  • joejohn, on 02/28/2008, -4/+1Thank god digg is here to teach me how to flirt! Are you guys ***** serious? This is the crap that makes the front page? A word of advice, if your learning your social skills from digg you'd better get used to the idea of masturbating while playing WoW. I'm going to reddit.
  • daizy82683, on 02/28/2008, -3/+2The worst line I heard someone use involved yelling it from a car to a pedestrian (classy) although I will give him credit for bluntness.

    "Hey, can I put it in your butt?"
  • thewritestuff, on 02/28/2008, -4/+13Um, no. Whoever wrote this has no idea how to get girls. It's a litany of chode tactics that are the opposite of what works. The doozy: "Women will be extremely wary of a man who she has seen talking to other women in the club." Bzzzzt. Let's try: "Women will be extremely wary of a man who she has seen talking to NO other women in the club, and will be extremely attracted to a man who she has seen talking to MANY other women in the club." Google "PUA" and start changing your life.
    • JBmtk, on 02/28/2008, -1/+5Agreed, I stopped reading this ***** after these lines of arrogance:
      "Back in the single days I was a bit of a master at the whole text flirting game, regularly with 4 or 5 women texting me at any given time"
      His tips sucks and so does he. These things come natural and ARE common sense
      • WillHutch5, on 02/29/2008, -1/+3He prides himself on texting ability. That's like saying I've gotten so many bitches in an AOL chatroom.
    • thirdplanet, on 02/28/2008, -0/+2Agreed. Articles like this lead to AFCs
    • highPhone, on 02/28/2008, -1/+1I don't get why people dugg you down, that was insightful what you said...
  • CautiousChaos, on 02/28/2008, -4/+3"I like lamp."
  • MiamiRox, on 02/28/2008, -0/+1Fantastic, but flirting skills mean nothing if you're a filthy looking slob.
  • dropbox, on 02/28/2008, -1/+4Okay, first I'd slide up to the bar and tell you that I can't believe how ***** fat you are.
    I'd tell that I like the way you make your titties shake, and if you lost a little weight, you'd look like Rickie Lake!
    --Violent J
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