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- daveward, on 10/27/2009, -4/+285Is money the answer for all 10?
- nepidae, on 10/28/2009, -7/+258You know what I really want in a girl? Me
- Kitakaze, on 10/28/2009, -5/+247Things Women Want in a Man
1. A chocolate penis that ejaculates money. - Super6, on 10/28/2009, -8/+1541 Thing Men Want in a Woman:
Their penis - CourageWulf, on 10/28/2009, -5/+143Another bs list. Be a rich, mannerless ***** and you'll get all the tail you ever want. This was written by a woman.
- a1cd, on 10/28/2009, -2/+1251. Money
2. Money
3. Money
4. Money
5. Money
6. Money
7. Money
8. Money
9. Money
and...
10. A sense of humor....... nah I'm just kidding its Money. - NeddieSeagoon, on 10/28/2009, -1/+120When they say they are NOT JUST looking for a rich Brad Pitt, they mean they want all this other stuff in addition.
- SketchaMPM, on 10/27/2009, -2/+118Contrary to what the article suggests, you do *not* have to give your girlfriend all of your passwords and mobile phone access in order to gain her trust.
- shadowspawn, on 10/28/2009, -1/+93You don't pay a hooker for sex. You pay her to leave.
- swagv, on 10/28/2009, -1/+93Most women don't know what they want, period.
- milly9, on 10/28/2009, -3/+94"women are not just looking for a Brad Pitt look-a-like who’s rich" - LOL
- horakhti, on 10/28/2009, -5/+84Who cares what these fickle shallow bitches want, let's talk about what they deserve.
- numberneal, on 10/28/2009, -3/+69i've got 99 problems.
- Kettek, on 10/28/2009, -0/+59If your GF needs all of your passwords and access to your cell to trust you, she's either;
A) Trying to scam you
B) Not worth it - KingOfAwesome, on 10/28/2009, -4/+59Women ask too much of us and offer too little in return.
- digitalArtform, on 10/28/2009, -6/+60Shut up, woman. Get on my horse.
http://www.shutupwomangetonmyhorse.com/ - inactive, on 10/28/2009, -3/+56I couldn't get past #1. Most women do not look for a man based on his honesty or goodness, women want a baby with a stud and then a man that will help them raise it.
- c3rb85, on 10/28/2009, -1/+48There was a show I saw on either the science channel or discovery channel that was all about how men and women choose mates. Part of their research they took a group of about 10 guys in varying levels of attractiveness and just showed headshot images (no other information) to women and asked them to rank them on a scale of 1-10. They then took that same group of guys and added information on what they made in a year and their job position. The guy that was originally ranked the most attractive by women was unemployed and had no steady income, the guy that was ranked towards the bottom was a multi-millionaire. When they then showed that information the multi-millionaire was then ranked at the top and the unemployed guy with no income was ranked at the bottom.
- dabomb00, on 10/28/2009, -2/+48That's why I'm here, reading the comments. Yours was not misogynistic. Buried.
- procto2012, on 10/28/2009, -3/+48but a bitch ain't one.
- Groovydoo, on 10/28/2009, -1/+45Ahhh, they forgot about the secret ones like: Listen to me complain, spend money on me, and when I get bored of you; (70% or divorces are instigated by women), I get all your stuff when we get divorced.
- shawnfromnh, on 10/28/2009, -2/+46Absolutely the truth. You can talk and be sensitive and just end up being another one of their girlfriends. The only ones that care about cars and money are hoes and broke women. It's the man that is actually a man and doesn't kiss their asses who's going to get them.
An idiot wrote that list using all the crap women and tv fed him and he believed it all. - joculator, on 10/28/2009, -0/+43Looks, money and a hard dick. That'll get you in with 97% of the hotties out there.
- SoCalDissident, on 10/28/2009, -1/+44*****.
- michaelrsa, on 10/28/2009, -3/+452 Things Men Want a Woman to have:
Plate
Sandwich - Lavarock, on 10/28/2009, -0/+38warning, troll! huge ***** troll.
- nepidae, on 10/28/2009, -2/+38my penis in their vagina
- xero69, on 10/28/2009, -0/+34she even LOOKS like a troll, has to be fake blog
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DWEGoYRHkqY/SOFJ-9egc7I/ ... - TadMC, on 10/28/2009, -3/+36Im glad someone else noticed that a woman wrote this ***** article.
- weirdo50, on 10/28/2009, -2/+32hit me.
- myFriendDerrik, on 10/28/2009, -0/+30Plate? You're high maintenance.
- Rogor, on 10/28/2009, -0/+29What women say they want and what they actually go for are two entirely different things, go to any mall in america and look around at the couples its like some kind of who can date / have babies with the biggest loser they could find.
- ZaZ2137, on 10/28/2009, -0/+28This makes my man-rage explode through the roof.
- AWBoy666, on 10/28/2009, -0/+28"Good manners are a subtle non-verbal clue that you have been brought up well, and so therefore maybe rich, which women tend to like."
LOL. I almost spit out my drink. This is so true. Being well-spoken has the same implications. - Barackalypse, on 10/28/2009, -1/+28Hell, most women don't even care about the penis, because a year or two after marriage, they won't want anything to do with it until they want kids.
- squatz, on 10/28/2009, -4/+31What a girl wants = http://www.filthyrichmond.com/2009/01/what-girl-wa ...
- sandemanport, on 10/27/2009, -7/+32It's not natural for women to want things in a man, it should be the other way around.
- ryrocker, on 10/28/2009, -1/+25a bigger hard dick with more money
- Oztog, on 10/28/2009, -1/+25and their sisters vagina
- energyx, on 10/28/2009, -1/+25LOL
- burningrobot, on 10/28/2009, -6/+29#100 being you took the time to figure out the first 99, then realizing you still have no woman.
- itsdelightful, on 10/28/2009, -1/+24a penis that ejaculates chocolate would be better
- LoneStarLizard, on 10/28/2009, -0/+23This is interesting insight, except for the enormous gaping disparity between what women say they want, and what they actually pursue.
Rule #1: observe what other guys are doing that is working, and completely ignore everything that women say they want. - swagv, on 10/28/2009, -2/+24Things men think women most want in a man, what women really don't prioritize much, but men obsess over to the extent of funding the entire ad budget for Comedy Central:
1. A big penis - Barackalypse, on 10/28/2009, -3/+25It doesn't matter what they want, most of them will find reasons not to be happy even if they get it (and it will be your fault on top of it).
- 1KrazyKorean, on 10/27/2009, -1/+22Well this article seems like it just making fun of the situations on what you need to do to make a girl happy. So Im going to assume that was just a joke. =)
- AnalogAssassin, on 10/28/2009, -3/+24Shallow? I don't know. I think it's some sort of instinct, the fact that a man can provide for her and her offspring. Goes back to the hunter-gatherer days, I bet.
- nepidae, on 10/28/2009, -2/+22First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women.
- catalysis, on 10/28/2009, -1/+218, 9, and 10 are all related to money. They must have really struggled there at the end.
- ryrocker, on 10/28/2009, -3/+23dont need the internet to tell me what women want in a man
money
power
sex (GOOD SEX!)
a fun personality
attractiveness
nice car
nice home (clean)
good job...
dangerous
sexy -
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