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5min.com — bas rutten's advices on street fighting

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  • ChuckIT, on 11/15/2007, -2/+42"you said that about my wife? Im sorry sir, im going to have to break your leg"
    • afx1, on 11/15/2007, -1/+56"don't you everrrr dooo thissss"
      • weeeezzll, on 11/15/2007, -3/+20"After that....Dangida, dangida, dang!"

        My favorite part is where he ***** his head back like three miles and then says "I can also deliver a head bunt out of 'nowhere'"

        No one is gonna see that one coming! LOLOLOLOLOL
    • DrAcUlA212, on 11/16/2007, -0/+3there's even more, and better lines in the full length video...

      http://youtube.com/watch?v=D3K-mrlYG7Y
  • martoq, on 11/15/2007, -40/+9If this makes the digg front page...we have sunk to a new low.
    • Jayrot, on 11/15/2007, -5/+38ALERT:

      NEW LOW ACHIEVED
      • theOster, on 11/15/2007, -0/+7i wish you had said this in a blog - i would have submitted it :)
    • 83457, on 11/15/2007, -3/+24You guys have no sense of humor. Bas Rutten is hilarious, and a great fighter
      • thumperings, on 11/16/2007, -0/+1nuff said.. That was laugh out loud wonderfully entertaining. English as his 2nd or 3rd language also made his delivery of "don't you ever do dissss" so damn funny.
  • typicalusername, on 11/15/2007, -8/+46Dude, burried! Everything I need to know about Street Fighting, I learned from Street Fighter 2 Turbo... and the movie Lionheart.
    • robdiggity, on 11/15/2007, -0/+8LIONHEAAAAAAAAAAAART!
    • sHockz, on 11/15/2007, -1/+11i learned everything i know from rex...i took rex-kwan-do and i am a master now. i even got me a kickass pair of american pants i wear everyday for a nice roundhouse kick to the face.
    • Santad, on 11/15/2007, -1/+6Yeah...I noticed this ***** video doesn't even show how to do a hadoken.
      • dafragsta, on 11/16/2007, -0/+1Because then, you would do it ALL THE TIME!
  • expertninja, on 11/15/2007, -9/+127Step One: Establish wrist control
    Step Two: Pull out your gun.
    • megashaun, on 11/15/2007, -4/+33Listen carefully. It is VERY IMPORTANT that you pull out your gun.
    • visceroth, on 11/15/2007, -4/+13lmao I saw that video it was hilarious
    • Damian91, on 11/15/2007, -0/+13Ok I took out the gun....now I'm lost :(.
    • GeneralKickass, on 11/15/2007, -1/+16He he he...

      For the clueless:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2REG3-Wb5gM
    • theOster, on 11/15/2007, -0/+10i'm reminded of deathproof:
      "why do you carry a gun? why not a knife?"
      "you know what happens to people that carry knives? they get shot."
    • Almightymole, on 11/15/2007, -0/+4What if they are armed with a Banana?
      • CedEx, on 11/15/2007, -0/+0They would be out of luck if they ran into a monkey in a dark alley!
      • ispeakasian, on 11/17/2007, -0/+1Then they would catch herpes and die.
  • javness, on 11/15/2007, -4/+2every digger needs to know this for sure
    • mcduckov, on 11/15/2007, -0/+14My computer is on the verge of becoming sentient. I need to be ready.
      • chijim70, on 11/15/2007, -0/+1and that important groin kick will come in handy when fighting robots!
    • PRlME, on 11/15/2007, -0/+1cause we r nerds
  • john2kx, on 11/15/2007, -9/+4good tips.. dugg.
  • breakspirit, on 11/15/2007, -16/+36Either that guy was mentally handicapped or that was meant to be a comedy video
  • lirem, on 11/15/2007, -13/+13Much easier to just.. run away. Less painful and illegal too.
    • megashaun, on 11/15/2007, -2/+12That's the first thing they teach in any self defense program. If you can get away, do it.
    • OMGLINUXWOAH, on 11/15/2007, -9/+24And you wonder why men are in the state they are in. Its okay to hit another man, its okay to be aggressive, its part of who we are. Quit sipping the feminized Kool Aid.
    • PhantomBantam, on 11/15/2007, -2/+10You will probably get dugg down as a result of most diggers being tough, and totally able to kick that guy's ass.
      • ngmcs8203, on 11/15/2007, -0/+6Actually, I dugg him down because he just told me that running away is illegal.
    • bethehammer, on 11/15/2007, -1/+2Its also better for your face - a nice big scar is no way to get the ladies =/
      Also there's usually some dumb ass friend of the person you are fighting with a beer bottle to smash against your head when your back is turned.
    • MASTERPL, on 11/15/2007, -1/+4Don't teach diggers to be pussies. Don't run away. It's not about your size, or strength.
      Keep your cool, and know what to do.
    • allan17, on 11/15/2007, -2/+3Yeah sure, just run away from your problems. That will make 'em go away.
    • RealHyperX, on 11/15/2007, -3/+1most liberals do run away. Hence all the comments on this page.
  • ZenMonk, on 11/15/2007, -1/+34he has a hardcore ball smashing fetish.
  • patondeez, on 11/15/2007, -2/+15sweet sfx
  • jonnyeuchre, on 11/15/2007, -19/+3don't bother with the video. You want to learn how to fight, watch a hockey game. Nobody can beat a good nhl enforcer.
    • megashaun, on 11/15/2007, -4/+8Pfft. Apparently you've never heard of Chuck Norris.

      Or Ninjas.
    • OMGLINUXWOAH, on 11/15/2007, -2/+17Bas Rutten would destroy any hockey player out there.
      • stomachache, on 11/15/2007, -7/+3Chuck Norris picks his teeth with a couple of Bas Ruttens...
    • OMGLINUXWOAH, on 11/15/2007, -0/+1Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Bas Rutten before he... ***** this its old.
  • kidblast, on 11/15/2007, -2/+14Would have been good for him to at least show us how to Haduken.
  • sentinel105, on 11/15/2007, -1/+77bong, bong, bong.. by the way, after that? d-dang-a, d-dang-a, d-dang...

    That's the left elbow right there.
    • DiggzDE, on 11/15/2007, -0/+7He is the Emeril Lagasse of street fighting. BAM!
  • amjwh99, on 11/15/2007, -1/+68I just watched this video and beat the ***** out of some guy! Thanks Bas Rutten!
    • afx1, on 11/15/2007, -1/+37grandpa never saw it coming i bet
      • amjwh99, on 11/15/2007, -7/+1No he ***** didnt baby! Cherry tops coming gotta go.
  • Ostizzle, on 11/15/2007, -6/+93And now for our top news story:

    Thousands of dorks across America wearing t-shirts emblazoned with the acronym "DIGG" had their asses kicked today. It is unclear as to why they believed they could aggressively approach that 7' 2" behemoth that stole their parking spot without getting absolutely pummeled. Witnesses say that the "DIGG" cult members yelled "Hey stupid" at the hulking lummox before breaking into a sort of dance that resembled a "retarded ninja turtle". It is still unclear as to what the nefarious "DIGG" acronym symbolizes.
    • weeeezzll, on 11/15/2007, -0/+30Witnesses reported hearing them say things like "dangida, dangida, dang!" and "bong, bong, bong" with their last breaths.
    • jlungu, on 11/15/2007, -3/+4DIGG is an acronym?
      • Ostizzle, on 11/15/2007, -0/+7It is if you're a clueless talking head.
    • nyccharlie, on 11/15/2007, -0/+4Dugg comment for use of the word lummox.
    • michaelmit, on 11/16/2007, -0/+2Woah, that was quick reporting!...Me and my buddies just got back.
    • shauncullen, on 11/17/2007, -0/+1Bang bang bong bong.
    • shauncullen, on 11/17/2007, -0/+1Comment of the year candidate.
  • ma11man, on 11/15/2007, -7/+2How to win a fist fight -digg.com/videos/educational/How_To_Win_a_Fist_Fight_Video
  • xerus, on 11/15/2007, -2/+3All you have to know about Street Fighting is QCF+P
    • kuyamon, on 11/15/2007, -0/+3All you really need to know is to trap the guy in the corner and crouch kick.
  • nitekid, on 11/15/2007, -2/+10Shoulda put Comedy instead of Educational
  • zyl0x, on 11/15/2007, -0/+13He's pretty enthusiastic.

    But also very large and fast, so please don't tell him I made fun of him.
  • kmckanna, on 11/15/2007, -6/+1His voice is like a mix of Mike Tyson and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
  • jokerpkt, on 11/15/2007, -6/+26bas rutten can kick chuck norris's ass. yeah, i said it.
  • uberamd, on 11/15/2007, -12/+4That guy is insane. Roidrage.
    • logicalnoise, on 11/15/2007, -1/+6Bas never took roids. He was reprimanded for taking painkillers before a fight once but they were prescribed and offered no advantage other than his back pain being bearable(he won that fight with leg kicks).
      • uberamd, on 11/15/2007, -5/+1Roidrage is a general term used for someone who is strong and acting really wired and intense (at least where I live) and does NOT really mean they are on roids.
      • weeeezzll, on 11/15/2007, -1/+1I'm pretty sure that feeling less pain during a fight is an advantage.

        I could be wrong though... O.o
        • CedEx, on 11/15/2007, -0/+0Most fighters don't give up due to pain (unless you're talking joint submissions), most fighters give up when the physical part of their body stops responding to the mental part of the body despite the mental part saying to continue.
    • SillyDigger, on 11/15/2007, -3/+2Hmm. Maybe its just me but he seems really dumb.
  • xthpsgodx, on 11/15/2007, -0/+33Wouldn't some of this cause a slight case of death in your opponent?
    • blakeage, on 11/15/2007, -0/+18Nah, just a shattered jaw, leg, elbow, broken ribs, testicle rupture, and unconsciousness. Other than that, he's alright to leave the bar.
    • weeeezzll, on 11/15/2007, -2/+12"Look sir, I really don't want anything of this..and I go.....HU!!!! Like this. And I slit your throat, and it's over and out."

      Umm...yea...i'm pretty sure...but you might want to upgrade "slight" to "severe" or "terminal"...
      • wakananda, on 11/15/2007, -0/+3To be fair, he was demonstrating the part of the assailant, and giving very good advice, i.e., never take your eyes off an attacker, because that's an opening.
      • sfultong, on 11/16/2007, -0/+3Yeah, a terminal case of death is pretty bad.
        • theHM, on 11/16/2007, -0/+1I hear those scientists are working on a cure owing to its high incidence rate.
  • OMGLINUXWOAH, on 11/15/2007, -3/+11Please be the one with danga da danga da dang. Bas Rutten is an MMA legend. Bas is awesome.
  • MattB123, on 11/15/2007, -2/+7Sweet. I'm going to go out and kick some ass now. Hopefully my opponent-to-be hasn't also seen this or actually knows how to fight...
  • u2u2u2, on 11/15/2007, -5/+3whats with the kicking in the groin?
    • Coffeedemon, on 11/15/2007, -0/+13Do you want to win or do you want to have a 'show of honor'?... its not a fencing match BTW.
    • g30ph, on 11/15/2007, -0/+6No holds barred in street fighting. A street fight lasts a few seconds. Do you want to be the one fleeing the scene or the one on the ground waiting for an ambulance?
  • Gugel, on 11/15/2007, -0/+14Plan A: Hit him in the groin.
    Plan B: Smash his head against a table.
    Plan C: Uhhh....panic and run away.
  • Buzzby, on 11/15/2007, -0/+22Ok come on, Who here want a fight eh?

    ....oh wait we've all watched the same video...
  • d1ZZy, on 11/15/2007, -0/+4Bas Rutten is the man!
  • TheSmiddy, on 11/15/2007, -0/+14http://youtube.com/watch?v=D3K-mrlYG7Y

    longer youtube version
  • kungfumaniac, on 11/15/2007, -1/+23ahh yes. Learn to fight from a video on the internet.
  • squarebob, on 11/15/2007, -1/+8Never been in a street fight before, but hell i only know 1 move

    DP + P
    "SHOYRUKEN!!!"
  • Fission, on 11/15/2007, -1/+8I can't believe nobody posted the longer and MUCH better version of the video:

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=D3K-mrlYG7Y

    1:04-1:17 are my two favorite clips.
  • TheStooge1, on 11/15/2007, -2/+9Anytime you have to watch a video on how to street fight, you are probably a person who should not be street fighting....
  • rix0r, on 11/15/2007, -1/+48I know how to Street Fight.

    ↓↘→P
  • jer2665, on 11/15/2007, -1/+4I bought this, because Bas Rutten ROCKS, and it's kinda funny, some decent knowledge, but it's funny it seems othertimes that nothing has been preplanned, and he'll just happen to look over, see a chair and go "oh, yeah, and you could do this with the chair" or he sees a bottle and it gets him thinking
  • LucasKane, on 11/15/2007, -1/+6I remember when this was a top digg a year ago
  • gernblansted, on 11/15/2007, -3/+2Learn how to street fight. Then go out and do it and get killed!
    Good Idea.
  • Omis, on 11/15/2007, -0/+10Hopefully, when I get into a street fight, my opponent will also just stand there and not fight back.
  • vegask, on 11/15/2007, -2/+3Old but great video. Bas is the man and he is more deadly than he is funny.
  • Naruto28, on 11/15/2007, -2/+2Dugg for Bas.
  • Shippwreck87, on 11/15/2007, -3/+2No Hadoken, no digg!
  • heartcoldfusion, on 11/15/2007, -0/+3Don't even have to watch it to be able to say: "Bang Bang bang!!" "Dangida dangida dangida!"
  • socketman, on 11/15/2007, -5/+0This is almost as old as the actual streets, but it is really good entertainment
  • alkajazz, on 11/15/2007, -0/+4I love the good acting during the scripted scenarios.
  • ColonelJessup, on 11/15/2007, -2/+2Bas is the ***** man! This is an old video though, I can't believe it's made it's way to the front page of digg..............
  • noseeme, on 11/15/2007, -2/+5"...And I slit your throat, and it's over and out."
  • TheDreadDiggerD, on 11/15/2007, -2/+7The two best ways to win are to not fight, or, failing that, to carry a weapon. If you're relying on size when that 100lbs guy pulls out a firearm, then you're dead.
    Hopefully we can avoid fighting. Unfortunately, a choke is sometimes needed to put an aggressor into his happy place.
  • Destroytoy, on 11/15/2007, -0/+8I love the sing-songy way he smashes a head against the table. I give it a thumb-up for good rhythm.
  • martinherrera, on 11/15/2007, -0/+5yeah that's all fine and dandy, but what about after throwing back a few tasty beverages? I don't think my reflexes are that good when I'm at a bar
    • gpw11, on 11/15/2007, -0/+3But the great thing is that you won't feel pain as much either.
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