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- jaybol, on 05/25/2008, -7/+381this is how they get brains in jars too
- gamemaster357, on 05/25/2008, -6/+365i guess Niko Bellic's pretty bored after GTA
- nooreazy, on 05/25/2008, -13/+337"Impregnated with nice fruity flavor"
Am i the only one who lol'd? - inactive, on 05/25/2008, -19/+210They did not explain how you put liquor inside the bottle, especially when it is upside down. This defy logic.
- TheRascalKing, on 05/25/2008, -2/+162I was impregnated with a nice fruity flavor once.
I'd rather not talk about it. - shadowblade989, on 05/25/2008, -9/+163What I got from watching this without sound:
1. Bash fruit on top of the bottle
2. Shake around bottles with whole fruit already in them at random intervals
3. Put a bottle with a whole fruit already in it in a tree
4. ...
5. PROFIT - Poltron, on 05/25/2008, -2/+92reminds me of this video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPtkf3zLeLU&hl=en
- Xebozone, on 05/25/2008, -19/+106In Soviet Russia, fruit puts you in bottle!
- destro713, on 05/25/2008, -8/+89That bit in the beginning where the guy is smashing fruit onto a bottle and the camera is waving around wildly for no reason almost got me to stop watching.
- inactive, on 05/25/2008, -6/+80In Soviet Russia fruit impregnates you
- Thoric, on 05/25/2008, -5/+73How long does it take to grow one? ( I know he said in the video, but he went into a heavy accent streak there, I didn't get anything of what he said )
- TheOneGreatX, on 05/25/2008, -1/+68Niko! My Cousin!
- Mononuclear, on 05/25/2008, -1/+54people with that kind of accent give babies vodka.. you got screwed.
- smacksaw, on 05/25/2008, -11/+59Well, that's a nice change from all of the medical x-rays that show you how to get a bottle inside a fruit...
Kevin Eubanks and the band! Thank you! - inactive, on 05/25/2008, -0/+48Yeah depends on the fruit. My dad used to do this with Vodka and apples, had the same accent as the guy in the video too.
Also, he'd put like 4-5 bottles at once to do this because sometimes the apples didn't grow right, rotted or had parasites in them (and once it's in the bottle, you can't do anything about it).
I never tasted the result though, I was much too young at the time. - inactive, on 05/25/2008, -1/+43And in the USA, you impregnate fruit?
- Slices, on 05/25/2008, -0/+42I suppose it takes as long as it normally takes for the fruits to ripe. A couple of months, I'll say.
- inactive, on 05/25/2008, -4/+45Use a blender.........................
- MattBD, on 05/25/2008, -1/+41I was thinking it would be the same way you get a boiled egg in a bottle - light a match, drop it in and put the egg in the neck and as it burns the air pressure inside reduces and the fruit is pushed in by the air pressure from outside - I expect it would probably work with smaller fruit like strawberries, but an apple or pear would definitely be out of the question. Maybe satsumas might work as well.
- Startemus, on 05/25/2008, -3/+41Buried for calling me a Moron.
- chompysweat, on 05/25/2008, -2/+39Brain flavoured alcohol? Yuck
- k3vin187, on 05/25/2008, -4/+37after watching the video, i cant read this page without a russian accent.. also, someone should put up a tut with something to do after you have the fruit in a bottle
- ChristianMagic, on 05/25/2008, -2/+34In Soviet Russia, river throws my dead wife into me!
- inactive, on 05/25/2008, -5/+35I thought of 3 ways before clicking the video...
1) Make a vacuum with a match
2) Grow it in the bottle
3) Build the bottle around it - gtownplaya, on 05/25/2008, -0/+28mmm. brains.
- TheDiceMan, on 05/25/2008, -8/+36Buhahahahah - best reply ever! Although I'm not quite sure if I want your comment to be sincere or not.
- h2200161813, on 05/25/2008, -14/+42i thought it was nikko for a second
- ligyron, on 05/25/2008, -2/+29See below for how to sell your joke
- TheMime, on 05/25/2008, -0/+26Same thing with ships.
- jp12380, on 05/25/2008, -1/+27LOL, it is hard to tell if you are being sincere or not.
- Slices, on 05/25/2008, -1/+27So now you mean to imply there's something wrong with giving vodka to babies?
- nlsk8ta, on 05/25/2008, -0/+24It was a joke...
- marcoionox, on 05/25/2008, -3/+26Wait, do brains grow on trees too?
- YZBot, on 05/25/2008, -1/+24I would have cut the bottom of the bottle off, put the fruit in, then heat fused the bottom back on.
- havokdu, on 05/25/2008, -5/+26This video could use subtitles.
- Emachine, on 05/25/2008, -4/+25Dugg and rated 5* on Metacafe, so the guy gets some money and buys a better camera.
- frieddonuts, on 05/25/2008, -3/+21Hrm, it took me much less time to grow a bonzai kitten.
- jmp478, on 05/25/2008, -0/+17My grandma gave me NyQuil when I was a baby...
- Slices, on 05/25/2008, -2/+18That's just silly, man. Everyone knows alcohol and brains don't go well together.
- MaxMWood, on 05/25/2008, -4/+20Natural fruity liquid?
- afpunk, on 05/25/2008, -0/+16I had friends in college that would do it this way with bananas. It was actually pretty interesting to watch. Except the one time when they screwed up and set off the fire alarm in the dorm.
- Ramble, on 05/25/2008, -5/+20In Soviet Russia, fruit makes tut about you!
- bjs3171, on 05/25/2008, -1/+16Bye bye, Miss American Pie.
- sarixe, on 05/25/2008, -1/+16Warning: may result in stillbirth
- Laminarcissus, on 05/25/2008, -0/+14I am so completely making the first five seconds of that video into my ringtone.
"Houmighthaiveheardofasheepeenabottlebuthowaboutawholefrootinsideofabottle?"
"Houmighthaiveheardofasheepeenabottlebuthowaboutawholefrootinsideofabottle?"
"Houmighthaiveheardofasheepeenabottlebuthowaboutawholefrootinsideofabottle?" - MrOmniscient, on 05/25/2008, -0/+14Dugg for having a sense of humor.
- Myonosken, on 05/25/2008, -0/+14Oh dear.
- bluecc, on 05/25/2008, -0/+14Cubic bottles exist. You must not see a lot of bottles.
- bassman12593, on 05/25/2008, -0/+13what makes me sad is that someone out there definitely watched this video and tried it.
- ZimJimmy, on 05/25/2008, -1/+14That's what we do?
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