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How To Turn A Hot Chick Into A Geek

doubleviking.com — Getting a hot chick to go out with you is a difficult thing and countless books, websites and TV shows have covered the topic. So let's say you follow the advice to the letter and, shockingly, it works. Now you're a geek going out with a super hot chick and the two of you have absolutely zero in common. Let's change that, let's turn her into a Geek

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  • akey, on 07/01/2008, -3/+5funny
    • artofwar420, on 07/02/2008, -0/+3And it also seems to make sense, but then again, since when do girls actually make complete sense?

      Still, he makes good points.
    • NecroDigg, on 07/02/2008, -0/+1Yes, but how do you actually GET the hot chick in the first place????
    • sanman, on 07/02/2008, -0/+2Now if he could turn geeks into hot chicks, that might be worth something...
  • crazymaster16, on 07/01/2008, -5/+5hehe, thats good
  • kuz2r, on 07/01/2008, -2/+42Inside the post, chick in pink bra is Sasha Grey.
    • sterntastic223, on 07/01/2008, -1/+7My absolute favorite
    • redneckblues, on 07/02/2008, -0/+4The article wasn't very good, but dugg anyway for Sasha Grey.
    • Spudster, on 07/02/2008, -1/+2Am I the only one that thinks the photo of the herb for cooking looks like a marijuana bud?
    • reduxien, on 07/02/2008, -3/+2anal?
      • lamiaconfitor, on 07/02/2008, -5/+5Why do you want to have gay sex with a woman? Sorry, but anal is gay.
      • grimward, on 07/02/2008, -3/+6Lamiaconfitor: Anal is anal, it's your thoughts that make it gay ;) (and what does that say about you hmm?)
    • naughtykha, on 07/02/2008, -0/+5thx. OGC
    • AllanX, on 07/02/2008, -0/+3How To Turn A Hot Chick Into A Porn Star
    • fireburner23, on 07/03/2008, -0/+1It looks like she was in one of those "screw your student" or "earn a good grade through screwing your prof" type movies....hell...it doesn't matter if she is doing it at the office or the classroom, she is still awesome.
  • bigmanoren, on 07/01/2008, -5/+12Um, can we get a part 2 on how to turn her back into the hot chick?
    • chillypacman, on 07/02/2008, -2/+6That's a good point, I mean if the article was 'how to turn a hot chick into a hot geek' I'd be all for it, but just a geek? A regular smelly sweaty geek? I'll pass.
    • Nosferotu, on 07/02/2008, -0/+1Someone didn't read the article, did they?
  • JAVandiver, on 07/01/2008, -0/+47Sci-fi to corrupt chicks with -- Firefly. I have had two of the boxed sets absconded with by rather attractive women, never to be returned. Neither of them liked sci-fi prior.
    • dracostimpy, on 07/01/2008, -0/+17Keep turning em out, bro... geeks everywhere applaud your effort!
    • drakethegreat, on 07/02/2008, -0/+4Exactly. My Girlfriend was skeptical of any SciFi because she thinks its not as cool as real history but then I turned on Serenity and she was omg because she recognized Firefly actors and actresses. It was a gold mine.
    • desertDenizen, on 07/02/2008, -2/+4My girlfriend is model-hot and *loves* Firefly (never liked sci-fi before) and Ironman (never liked comix movies). She keeps trying to watch 2001 out of support -- god bless her -- but always falls asleep... before the ape even kills the pig thing. I took her to see the special Bladerunner edition in theaters last year... she fell aslelep. (She never falls asleep in movies she picked out.) She still asks things like if Empire is "the one with the teddy bears" and she hasn't seen the new trilogy. Not sure I even want to go there. But she's hooked on Alias, and things like the Rembaldi subplot are softening the beachhead, sneaking sci-fi in under the radar.

      So there's hope, but I've got my work cut out for me. By the end of her indoctrination and training, she'll be able to map out a timeline of Primer on a Denny's placemat at 3am from memory. Wish me luck, guys.
      • desertDenizen, on 07/02/2008, -1/+2P.S. She loves BSG. Because of the amazing Mary McDonnell as President Roslin. That, and the fact that my 18 yr old nephew told her she looks like 6. (His exact words were "I tell all my friends that my uncle is dating 6.") I had mentioned the resemblance before, but hearing it unsolicited from him made it more credible, made her day and a permanent fan.
      • Xondar, on 07/02/2008, -1/+1Alias sucks balls. Just so you know.
      • Nosferotu, on 07/02/2008, -0/+1Yeah, good luck man. I think there's a dangerous line somewhere in this game of turning hot girls into geeks, where you take them just far enough that they THINK they've attained geekhood, but they actually are just sorta interested in the most mainstream, fringe versions of geek stuff, without really being able to delve. Once they PERCEIVE themselves this way, they will settle in and surprisingly get MORE resistant to getting more geeky than they were before. Previously it was just unmapped territory to them - now it's something they THINK they know, and as such they think they are as far as they need to be to fit in with the geek crowd.

        This seems to keep happening to me with all the girls I somehow manage to trick into dating me. It sorta sucks - I'm not sure how to get past that hurtle.
      • desertDenizen, on 07/02/2008, -0/+1Xondar, alias... no doubt. Baby steps.

        Nosferotu, I know exactly what you mean. I knew a girl who proudly called herself "a geek" because she watched X-Files and knew HTML. Turns out it was just because she just thought David Duchovny was cute. When crunch time came, she couldn't install a wireless router to save her life.
    • jamesdew, on 07/02/2008, -0/+7Agreed, my girlfriend already liked buffy so that was a start. I suggested we watch firefly with the joss whedon connection. From there I have got her watching Stargate, yes Stargate. For some reason she is much more fond of stargate atlantis than SG-1, I'm not really sure why.
      The truth is that it wasn't even that hard. She was just at my place a lot while I was at work and ran out of other downloaded TV shows to watch. Thats the trick see, deprive them of all other media forms and they will watch whatever is available.
  • SulkyGirl, on 07/01/2008, -0/+114No, no, no. This is backwards. The way to get hot, geeky girl is to give the nerd girl a makeover. Hasn't anyone seen every single teen movie ever?

    Lead a horse to water, and he shall drink of it. Lead a hot (non geek) girl to high-quality television, comic books and gaming and she will dump you for a douchebag who waxes his chest and verbally abuses her. So it is, was, and shall ever be. Amen.
    • redneckblues, on 07/02/2008, -0/+1You can keep the horse. ;-)
    • aussiessuck, on 07/02/2008, -2/+3Totally right!!!!

      Find a cute, preferably young and impressionable enough girl that you can make her the perfect little hot geek babe =) Then corrupt the hell out of her

      worked for me!
    • umbrellainabin, on 07/02/2008, -1/+3but you'd always have that thought in the back of your mind of when she used to look ***** ugly.
    • stik, on 07/02/2008, -2/+1No... I do it like this:
      Black AE Polo with collar popped and one size too small...
      Destroyed Ezra Fitch Pants
      Steve Madden Shoes
      SHORT blowout... none of that gotti *****

      Take girl to movies of the horror variety, she will jump close to you and smell your cologne that is chock full o' pheramones.

      Take her home and show her halo 3... Explain the fun of a headshot / Show her GTA IV.... Explain the fun of ***** someone over...

      While she is playing a 360 game, install WoW on her PC and make a trial account.

      BE/Pally - Female, something that somewhat resembles her... Then show her the game...

      Come up with something along the lines of if she plays, you can play together...


      IF ALL ELSE FAILS, verbally abuse her untill she will do anything you say, and then play WoW with her...

      =P
  • snowwhitekitty, on 07/01/2008, -3/+65I completely agree with this article. I hated everything nerdy until I met a guy in college...we went to see Mr. & Mrs. Smith because I wanted to see Angelina Jolie, we saw Batman because I like Katie Holmes and we saw Spiderman because I liked Kirsten Dunst. He started me watching Anime by showing me Read or Die because I liked movies about people in school. We began playing video games like Bomber Man, Tetris and Worms on XBOX and now I do want Wii Fit and Rock Band. Well, we dated for almost 4 years and are getting married now. Before I wouldn't have done any of that stuff, but now I am able to enjoy twice the amount of movies and activities because I met a nerdy guy! I love this article!!! :-D
    • swordedge, on 07/02/2008, -0/+24congrats on the wedding.
      • UNDERSTAR, on 07/02/2008, -15/+3congrats on the future divorce.
      • lolobabyy, on 07/02/2008, -0/+6don't be an *****! they sound cute.
      • grimward, on 07/02/2008, -0/+6I agree, these two really do sound cute .. let's hope it lasts.. it seldom does though.. :/
    • MercFox1, on 07/02/2008, -1/+20Congrats on becoming a nerd!
    • Jpardue, on 07/02/2008, -4/+1Good for you... good for you...
    • cknyan, on 07/02/2008, -11/+3Did you even have a personality or life before hand? Or do you just suck at whatever leaks from his nipples?
    • zaii7, on 07/02/2008, -2/+6congratulations and welcome to the dark side...we may be evil but we have cookies
    • CrudE, on 07/02/2008, -0/+15Do you have a sister?
    • Haoie, on 07/02/2008, -0/+4Funny how the world works, hmm?

      And yes, geeky girls, as a general rule, do seem to really enjoy all sorts of animes.
  • swordedge, on 07/02/2008, -1/+5when the Headline said Hot Chick and Geek, I instantly thought of Amber MacArthur.
  • richman241, on 07/02/2008, -3/+7Why the hell would i wanna do that
  • Britney90210, on 07/02/2008, -1/+19I am already a geek hehe.
  • cl2yp71c, on 07/02/2008, -5/+6With one url: Digg.com
  • snowblindnz, on 07/02/2008, -0/+1Managed to get a ex gf into digg.com and icanhascheezburger.com.

    Am yet to find one that likes videogames & scifi though :(
  • soupdawg30, on 07/02/2008, -0/+6My wife actually likes wearing my "geek" T-shirts now. Nothing more sexy then a girl wearing an Infinity Gauntlet T-shirt...
  • soubriquetical, on 07/02/2008, -3/+3i got em both down already, we do exist naturally!
  • cr1t, on 07/02/2008, -1/+2My wife hates everything sci-fi, she will watch the fantastic 4 and even enjoyed Aeon Flux, But try and convice her to watch one episode of Batlestar galactica o no no.
    • InfernoX, on 07/02/2008, -1/+1But Battlestar Galactica is infinitely awesome!
    • wyrdness, on 07/02/2008, -0/+1We're pretty much the opposite. My wife loves sci-fi and is busy filling up our PVR with hi-def episodes of Stargate SG1 (overwriting my 1930's British drama shows 'Jeeves & Wooster' and 'Poirot' in the process). Yet she's an artist/designer, not a geek. I'm the geeky one but the only sci-fi show I've loved is Firefly.
    • MofugginPaulrus, on 07/03/2008, -0/+2You picked the wrong *****' wife.
  • meepus, on 07/02/2008, -0/+4This article's strategy is good (bridges) but its choices are awful. Most girls dislike Tarantino because his women don't act like most real women: they act the way that men would act if they were to become heterosexual women, or alternatively, the way heterosexual women who want to act like men act. I have yet to meet a woman who likes Death Proof, and that includes my attractive nerdy fiancee.

    I'd say a good bridge would be anything with good characterization, like Cowboy Bebop or Firefly. Videogames are on point though: the Wii is good, so are puzzle games. So is Mario Kart / Party... although I prefer Kart to the suffering that is party.
    • teethandeyes, on 07/02/2008, -0/+1That's really strange. The females that I hang out with (including my girlfriend) love Tarantino films, especially Death Proof.
      How can a female not like a fellow kick-ass female?
      Sounds like you hang out with lame females.
  • theloofa, on 07/02/2008, -0/+3hot girlfriend?

    pics or it didn't happen
  • MercFox1, on 07/02/2008, -0/+1I've had some girls start singing "Still Alive" when they've heard me listening to it, so I'm thinking 'walking' them through Portal will score you points for being a nice guy, bridge the geeky gaps, and will make them think about you whenever it pops into their heads!

    From there, it's just a slippery slope...
    • tidu, on 07/02/2008, -0/+1No, they probably just heard it on Rock Band and think its the cutest thing ever. (well, that's been my experience)
  • Badandy127, on 07/02/2008, -1/+1Open her source (code).
  • Jpardue, on 07/02/2008, -0/+2How do you turn a geeky chick into a hot chick (i.e. Olivia Munn) though?? That is a real challenge!
  • MyDiggIsBig, on 07/02/2008, -0/+1step 1: find hot girl
    step 2: call bad boys bail bonds.
    step 3: go back home and read article on how to turn a picture of a hot girl into a geek.
  • fumundadeez, on 07/02/2008, -1/+1Meh, easier to just masturbate
  • sab0tage, on 07/02/2008, -0/+11Mmm, Sasha Grey. Dugg.
  • ch1x0r3r, on 07/02/2008, -0/+2It sounds so crazy it might work!
  • ivanxivann, on 07/02/2008, -0/+1Introduce them to World of Warcraft, and show them how you can get "cute" pets as sidekicks!
  • DeviantDragon, on 07/02/2008, -0/+1Man, the article writer really likes to bash the Wii when he can.
  • Jericon, on 07/02/2008, -0/+2Anyone else think this has too much text and not enough pictures?
  • M724, on 07/02/2008, -0/+3You don't need to. Geek is the new cool, and whoever is not a geek will be overlooked in favor of a geek.
  • ChokingVictims, on 07/02/2008, -0/+1What do you do for science, math, and computers?
  • cknyan, on 07/02/2008, -0/+1Guess enjoying a hot fun girl for being a hot-fun-girl is out of the question. No wonder people actually consider ideas like this. Failing to adapt and meet the hotter counter-parts in the middle, opting to change them into something else. Just get a mail order bride. It's cheaper, losers.
  • TheRealDj, on 07/02/2008, -0/+5The irony is the girl in the pink bra is probably one of the freakiest porn stars out there.
    For more of that "geek" in the photo Sasha Grey:
    http://www.orgasmatrix.com/blog/noticias/sasha-gre ...
    NSFW
  • jasonh1234, on 07/02/2008, -0/+2I get the feeling there should've been a "This message will self-destruct in 30 seconds" at the end of the article.
  • YancyFryJr, on 07/13/2008, -0/+4RE: Author's hot girlfriend

    Pics or GTFO
  • lamiaconfitor, on 07/02/2008, -2/+16Buried, because a girl who isn't a geek isn't hot.
  • fudged71, on 07/02/2008, -0/+2dude... Walle is perfect for the sci-fi conversion, no?
    • balazsbela, on 07/02/2008, -0/+1The game is pretty good for girls (err women, sorry) too, it's like an entry level game, just to get her into it.
      • kalle86, on 07/02/2008, -0/+1Don't encourage bad games based on movies, Super Mario is a great entry level game
  • myhandleondigg, on 07/02/2008, -1/+0i now feel a little guilty for breaking up with the girl i split the cost of a gamecube with. i guess i win in geekiness because my half was paid for from working at best buy and learning that gift cards would be refunded on purchases even if we gave customers cash back instead back in 2002.
  • GregFD3S, on 07/02/2008, -1/+1This guy totally understands every aspect of women. Totally.
  • hollyminkowski, on 07/02/2008, -0/+2I'm a girl..and I'm a frakin geek already :-)
    It's hard to find guys that are geeky enough...I hang out at Ham radio events like field day or hamfests....lots of cute geeks there :-) but most are a bit too old :-(
    I'd like to go to a good Hacker Con but there never is one close by...
    I tried meeting geeky guys online but that is a disaster...too many weirdos out there to risk a real life encounter.
    Went to an all girls HS so met no geeks at school....finally won parole from that institution but have not started college yet...family obligations have me tied down for now....when I get free to go I expect I can find some cute geeks in engineering :-)
    • GregFD3S, on 07/02/2008, -2/+2Engineering geeks < Web Development geeks
      • Xondar, on 07/02/2008, -1/+3Sure, sure. Except that engineering geeks get cool stuff done and build awesome stuff. web development geeks work at Google, engineering geeks work at NASA. Who's cooler now?
      • Zounas, on 07/02/2008, -0/+2@Xondar: The one playing with liquid nitrogen?
  • fernfeather, on 07/02/2008, -0/+0thought this was great, hell funny, my boyfriend dug it too ( he's a geek from way back!!)
    hope it works for you fellas!!
  • Areiadebondi, on 07/02/2008, -0/+2That would never work with me....hang on - what am i doing here?
  • Gothique, on 07/02/2008, -0/+5I fail to see how any of this is remotely geeky.

    How do I get her into C++ programming or perhaps even into building plan9 clusters?
    It seems to me that the more yuppies out there think that geekdom has a certain 'cool' factor, the lower the bar becomes for what is considered geeky.

    More importantly, how do I get her to join in on my F/OSS projects, so she doesn't get bored while I'm up +48 hours debugging some nasty bug.
    Then again, perhaps given enough training she could start fixing the bugs for me.
  • coffeejunk, on 07/02/2008, -0/+1worth a try
  • grimward, on 07/02/2008, -0/+2The fun part is that I turned my ex into a geek too, however that went both ways as she got me into buffy and angel .. and firefly. (I'm a hard geek who before this considered these series to be glorified teen shows), in the end I did get her into FPS gaming.. was hilarious to play CS with her and watch her demolish my nephew repeatedly. And of course, that went both ways, so in legend of mana, she pretty much made us both expert monster catchers (her fav pet was a scorpion..) ..

    So, it's better to get a half-geeky girl and build bridges that way because in the end, you'll end up less geeky and she'll end up more geeky .. it's a win win really :)
  • Xondar, on 07/02/2008, -3/+1First of all, buried for the Wii bashing.

    Second, almost anyone who watches a complete episode of Red Dwarf will like the show and find it hilarious. I recommend a few "hook" episodes such as "Backwards." I've seen women who hate everything to do with science fiction speak fondly of Red Dwarf after viewing it.
  • TheNakedChef, on 07/02/2008, -0/+1I have to say good luck with 99% of hot women out there. This girls have choices when you want to take them on a date. If a guy gets random hot girls number and calls her up to catch up, he has to give her an offer she can't refuse. She already had other guys call her and give her choices, make your one better than a movie. It has to be fun, entertaining and something that will make her head stop thinking a million random thoughts per second (females are really good at that). You don't want her head to be wondering and you want her to be 100% focused on you. You also want to show that she can only have this kind of great fun with you and not with anyone else.

    Going to a movie like matrix isn't going to make her think at the end of the movie "This guy is so great, I love spending time with him". When she wakes up first thing in the morning, is she going to think about you? the movie? or that she's late for work?

    From personal experience movies are not the answer, maybe for average girls who are very boring. But then I like girls who are sassy, fun, outgoing and have unlimited supply of charisma.

    Good luck guys!
    • hellsing47, on 07/02/2008, -0/+1"I like girls who are sassy, fun, outgoing and have unlimited supply of charisma."

      You sound awesome to be around.
  • liuite, on 07/02/2008, -1/+1turn a hot chick into a geek, why?!!
  • ASSASSYN360, on 07/02/2008, -0/+1I think nerdy girls are soooo hawt.
  • dirrtydirrty, on 07/02/2008, -0/+1I'll dig if the title reads "How to turn a geek into a hot chick"
  • bunji, on 07/02/2008, -0/+1And then when she tries to change *you*, be sure to howl with outrage!
  • labizau, on 07/02/2008, -0/+2Super Mario 3. For some reason, every girl seems to love Super Mario 3.
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