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21 Things Women Can Do That Guys Can’t

cosmopolitan.com — In response to Askmen.com's “Top 10: Things Only Men Can Do” list we knew we had to post our own rebuttal. Behold, our list of 21 things only chicks can do. What's your opinion?

Who dugg this? Made popular Aug 14, 2008

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  • kayfouroh, on 08/14/2008, -5/+1531. Nag
    2. Nag
    3. Nag
    ...
    21. Nag
  • inactive, on 08/14/2008, -6/+12422. Make me a sammich
  • kent1146, on 08/14/2008, -4/+103Anybody else notice how all of those 21 things don't require the women to drive anywhere to do them?
  • inactive, on 08/14/2008, -6/+82Now shut up and get back in the kitchen.
  • inactive, on 08/14/2008, -3/+73Cosmo = retard.
  • dotcomet, on 08/14/2008, -5/+66Hey they left out bleed monthly and not die.
  • inactive, on 08/14/2008, -1/+61There are plenty of those that I'm glad that only women can do. :-D
  • inactive, on 08/14/2008, -9/+63well it can't be make babies because that guy a couple of months back proved men can. hmm lemme see, oh i know, BE IRRATIONAL.
  • Vosona, on 08/14/2008, -2/+51At least we can pee standing up.
  • jpohl, on 08/14/2008, -4/+44That's nice dear.
  • tripledjr, on 08/14/2008, -5/+4222. Create a childish response to a list.
  • inactive, on 08/14/2008, -3/+39Don't forget menstruate then bitch at everyone and expect them to understand.
  • mr3looc, on 08/14/2008, -2/+35List of things I wouldn't want to do even if I could.

    1. Get preggers: Can't really be any fun at all
    2. Fake it: Orgasms are awesome
    8. Get a new last name:
    9. Wear skirts: Note: A Kilt is not a skirt.
    13. Wear high-heels:
    14. Flirt with the bouncer:
    15. Blame it on PMS: Just say the words "cramp," "tampon" or “period” No thanks, I'd rather be without.
    19. Wear a thong:
    20. Get a manicure:
  • bdfariello, on 08/14/2008, -4/+35Bragging about the size of your list, hmm? Ladies, are you compensating for something?
  • stubag, on 08/14/2008, -3/+33But we can drive tanks
  • Testiculese, on 08/14/2008, -3/+32I can fake it, and have twice before.
    I always ask for directions if I don't know. I don't understand how this is a problem for guys? Stupidly egotistical much?
    I can have multiple orgasms. Not one right after the other, but I don't need a reload time (this is inconsistent though)
    I multitask all day every day (being a programmer might make that easier)

    Except for the physical limitations, men can do anything on that list (but most won't want to...heels? Women shouldn't wear them either)
  • Burmanator, on 08/14/2008, -3/+2922. Bitch
  • shutaro, on 08/14/2008, -6/+32Not on the list: Drive.
  • brstilson, on 08/14/2008, -3/+2922. Attract bears
  • sircomix, on 08/14/2008, -1/+24NEWSFLASH- that 'guy' was a woman with hormone treatments and a mastectomy.
  • trixyfox, on 08/14/2008, -0/+23Hell, we can drive cars.
  • tinkafoo, on 08/14/2008, -0/+21Being a cougar is a good thing, huh?
  • davewashere, on 08/14/2008, -2/+22bleed for 5 days and not die?
  • Loaferz, on 08/14/2008, -5/+23sammiches, laundry, sammiches, laundry, sammiches, laundry.
  • Rizzler, on 08/14/2008, -1/+1922 things now, women can't spell "we"
  • exonyte, on 08/14/2008, -1/+1725. Tell you that she loves you and then cheat on you with her ex-boyfriend.. WHORE!
    26. WHORE
    27. WHORE
    28. WHORE
    29. WHORE
    30. WHORE
    31. WHORE
    32. WHORE
    33. WHORE
    34. WHORE
  • kimmik, on 08/14/2008, -2/+18Women who like this kind of stuff are seriously retarded. This list is full of ***** and it confirms the image of retarded dumb girls. I wonder if women are ever embarrassed for their gender...?
  • Smokeydabear, on 08/14/2008, -1/+16Apparently one of those things is think of 11 more items for a list.
  • Vosona, on 08/14/2008, -3/+1716. Grow out our hair: We miss a haircut appointment and our hair just looks longer and sexier. Guys miss theirs and they start looking like they’re homeless.

    Or, y'know, rockstars.
  • jparkinson, on 08/14/2008, -0/+1423. Be an irrational feminist and make yourself look like an idiot all in the space of one comment
  • skinnie339, on 08/14/2008, -1/+14Surely the article should be called 3 things Women can do that men can't, and 18 things that women do that men also can do but don't really want to.
  • M4rx15t, on 08/14/2008, -1/+14I think this article is making an assumption, that the woman is extremely attractive, if not, many of these statements are null and void.
  • MisterThirteen, on 08/14/2008, -0/+1335. Whine
    36. Moan
  • zhaojon, on 08/14/2008, -0/+12Exactly. Does it make women feel empowered knowing that they can 'bat their eyes' at a bouncer to get in or 'look sexy while drinking a pink cocktail'? Cosmo should be dragged out into an alley and shot.
  • barbehque, on 08/14/2008, -1/+13their small wieners perhaps...
  • M4rx15t, on 08/14/2008, -2/+14I think peeing anywhere at anytime and not having to wait in line for the restroom, beat out at least half of the things on this list...
  • Stavrosian, on 08/14/2008, -1/+12I want to know where this myth that women are good at multi-tasking and men aren't originated. I've never seen any supporting evidence, and every time I'm in line behind a women at a checkout I see plenty to the contrary. If you can't even pack your bags and pay at the same time, it's time to stop boasting about your multi-tasking skills, ladies.
  • shutaro, on 08/14/2008, -3/+1423. Bitch
    24. Bitch
  • inactive, on 08/14/2008, -0/+10I was a bouncer.

    Bat your eyes all you want, you're only getting in because I need ***** in there.
  • Rizzler, on 08/14/2008, -1/+10They also have one more spot to hide drugs and other small items (large items too, in some cases)
  • dafragsta, on 08/14/2008, -0/+9Yeah, most of that list was assuming that every chick was actually hot. The rest of it was pretty presumptive. I doubt many guys need a reload time if the sex as good. Especially if you have a hot tub or something to make the next go-round interesting.
  • dafragsta, on 08/14/2008, -5/+14Naggers.
  • Testiculese, on 08/14/2008, -1/+10Dugg for irrational!
  • NYankee2003, on 08/14/2008, -0/+9Women: Know your limits.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjxY9rZwNGU
  • inactive, on 08/14/2008, -0/+9Thank you- I am thoroughly embarrassed by this insipid article.
  • zeroeth, on 08/14/2008, -7/+16This entire list is nagging.
  • onestrawplz, on 08/14/2008, -3/+11so can we
    http://whenyougottago.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?S ...
  • highlymodified, on 08/14/2008, -0/+8^ WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN
  • dafragsta, on 08/14/2008, -0/+7There is a window though. Some women look hotter in their late 30s and early 40s. Granted that guys usually hold up pretty well until they get in their late 60s.
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