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You Suck At Photoshop #13 -- Displacement watch!
mydamnchannel.com — Donnie takes one from the team.
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- AmyVernon, on 07/25/2008, -1/+24"and baby makes three"? oy...
- aristone, on 07/25/2008, -2/+98did they rub your tummy?
http://www.pleasestopemailingyourronniephotostomet ...- liljay2k, on 07/25/2008, -9/+2Long enough URL there?
- DaHuuuuuudge, on 07/26/2008, -1/+11Nope:
http://thelongestlistofthelongeststuffatthelongest ...
- DaHuuuuuudge, on 07/26/2008, -1/+11Nope:
- somestranger26, on 07/26/2008, -0/+26Holy *****, I thought that was just a joke...
- Culero, on 07/26/2008, -0/+3and here I thought it would have only been the last part of all of it
- liljay2k, on 07/25/2008, -9/+2Long enough URL there?
- ElGanyan, on 07/25/2008, -1/+45I find myself laughing and learning at the same time. What could be better!
- Xocide, on 07/25/2008, -26/+12These videos are ***** lame.
- Neiby, on 07/26/2008, -7/+9They used to be pretty funny, but the shtick is getting old now.
- magnus3994, on 07/26/2008, -3/+1THANK YOU, this guy is just annoying as hell.
- swankboy, on 07/26/2008, -1/+2No, you're lucking fame.
- jggube, on 07/25/2008, -1/+32I love this series - nothing beats the first couple of videos though.
- ZeroOneZero, on 07/26/2008, -0/+0They're all pretty awesome but I have to agree, the first few are by far the best and most funny.
Freaking hilarious though.
- ZeroOneZero, on 07/26/2008, -0/+0They're all pretty awesome but I have to agree, the first few are by far the best and most funny.
- kevman459, on 07/25/2008, -0/+30"Dirty hooker face..."
- Crana, on 07/25/2008, -12/+3someone give this guy some anti-depressants
- seldon452, on 07/26/2008, -6/+33I don't find these very funny but they are great tools for learning photoshop.
- MtheoryX, on 07/26/2008, -0/+1Crap, this always happens to me...
Now I'm methodically going through each episode and trying this stuff out.
There goes my Saturday. Thanks Donnie.
- MtheoryX, on 07/26/2008, -0/+1Crap, this always happens to me...
- BongoShack, on 07/26/2008, -5/+7DONNIE
- ThaDRD, on 07/26/2008, -0/+42http://www.pleasedontdownloadronnie.com/
- t3rmv3locity, on 07/26/2008, -1/+15Had a few laughs in the middle...but the end made it all worth it...reminded me of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6kwUBrRjaM - Halokhan, on 07/26/2008, -0/+18"Want to go tell somebody? Go, Go ahead I'll wait."
1st season had me laughing more, but still good for a laugh. - dylio, on 07/26/2008, -5/+4When did Donny get back?!
- Elliuotatar, on 07/26/2008, -0/+4One episode ago I think. There was never any explanation for the grand finale last season.
- Shawn4168, on 07/26/2008, -0/+12 episodes ago, actually. This is #13, he came back for #11.
- BradOFarrell, on 07/26/2008, -0/+0The explanation was in the spin off series called Sn4tchbuckl3r's Second Chance. Donnie went into hiding and created virtual world called People Berg that was like a second life parody (...he created it using photoshop, and photoshop plug ins he created with photoshop) where he could interact with fake people since he couldn't interact with real ones. Then the world gets taken over by hackers and they banned him. They never explained how the legal situation resolved itself, but since he was basically just squatting in a house, the situation didn't really have long term repercussions.
- DeathfireD, on 07/26/2008, -0/+5He never left. After the first season he showed up in one of his WoW buddies video series for a few eps, then the second season of You suck at photoshop started.
- Elliuotatar, on 07/26/2008, -0/+4One episode ago I think. There was never any explanation for the grand finale last season.
- spyd3rweb, on 07/26/2008, -19/+23So wtf is this 'option key' for us non Mac fanbois..
- Karmavs, on 07/26/2008, -0/+26alt.
- Dotcommer, on 07/26/2008, -24/+6Idiot. Any self respecting tech savvy person would know the answer to that question. Defending yourself by claiming its a fanboy thing is ignorant and tasteless.
- benroy, on 07/26/2008, -6/+19You must be one of those pretentious Mac users that we've all been hearing about.
I've been a PC tech for 12 years and I haven't used a Mac since the fifth grade.
Get your head out of your ass.
No offense, of course.
- benroy, on 07/26/2008, -6/+19You must be one of those pretentious Mac users that we've all been hearing about.
- rodrigo74, on 07/26/2008, -13/+15It's not that hard to guess it's either ctrl or alt or shift, right? So why don't you just go and ***** try them? Oh wait, your comment was supposed to be a l33t statement, not a real question..
- shadowsincircle, on 07/26/2008, -14/+5Every time I watch one of these I learn something about photoshop, but I end up frustrated at the complete failure of a voice actor that Donnie is?
- Joshuarr, on 07/26/2008, -0/+12That was a statement but punctuated like a question?
- BossKey, on 07/26/2008, -0/+1So are you saying it might be wrong for Donnie to sound like a failure...?
- arekarek, on 07/26/2008, -0/+5I just ended up frustrated at how bad commenter you are?
- Fortyseven, on 07/26/2008, -0/+4For the character he's playing, his voice is spot-on. Unstable, insecure, and ready to crack.
- MtheoryX, on 07/26/2008, -0/+1Whoosh!!!
- jordanlgta, on 07/26/2008, -4/+45A co-worker of mine spent four hours Thursday using the lasso tool to cut something out. It was sad.
- BlueCadenza, on 07/26/2008, -0/+1fool!! everyone knows you erase what you want and copy it back into the original. that or the "free-form select tool."
You know, the star-shaped cutout looking icon.- BossKey, on 07/26/2008, -1/+1Sure, that might be the fastest and easiest way...if you're using like Photoshop 2.0...
- jordanlgta, on 07/26/2008, -2/+1Yeah, so I lied and got a bunch of comment diggs. Suckers.
- mariowario, on 07/26/2008, -0/+1There is an option to go back and digg-down, incase you missed the updates. And with that...
- jordanlgta, on 07/27/2008, -2/+1"In case" are two words. Also, I currently have 41 diggs. Bitch.
- BlueCadenza, on 07/26/2008, -0/+1fool!! everyone knows you erase what you want and copy it back into the original. that or the "free-form select tool."
- goldfenix, on 07/26/2008, -0/+10I'd learn a whole lot more if everything I learned was as entertaining as Donny.
- MtheoryX, on 07/26/2008, -0/+2Agreed. I just wish my first Calculus class was taught in the same manner. Would have been a helluva lot less stressful in the beginning.
- CrushThemTorg, on 07/26/2008, -0/+1I'd love "You Suck at C Programming" or "You Suck at Russian."
- andy69fox, on 07/26/2008, -5/+1iiiit's like um. you know. um. nern, L-i-k-e he kno..ws me. Awesome stuff Donny. If only your wife dug you as much as we do :)
- MtheoryX, on 07/26/2008, -0/+1Ex-wife, right?
- MaddieCakes, on 07/26/2008, -1/+18When I was in my graphic design program at school, there was a kid in my class with ADHD, and he learned more Photoshop watching these videos than from our teacher.
On another note... WTF is up with Donnie's wife? First she wants to prove it's his so he has to pay child support, and now that he actually wants to have a kid, it's all 'Nope, sorry, don't want to do this anymore.' Dirty hooker face. Whore. - ThaDRD, on 07/26/2008, -0/+1Donnie sounds a lot like Jon Lajoie from the "Show Me Your Genitals" song (amongst other videos he's done).
- sakuraz, on 07/26/2008, -6/+1My name isn't donnie.
But these episodes are making me wana name my son donnie- TimeIsTissue, on 07/26/2008, -0/+1poor bastard
- bizsumpark182, on 07/26/2008, -4/+4I love these videos. Nuff said.
- Playgear, on 07/26/2008, -3/+3I gotsted to stay up wate!
- tEhKewleSt, on 07/26/2008, -0/+2goatse?
- Elliuotatar, on 07/26/2008, -0/+22I can alt-click between layers to make the one above a clipping mask? Damn!
One of these days I should really read up on photoshop's hotkeys. - rmmcclay, on 07/26/2008, -0/+26If anyone's interested in what Donnie looks like:
http://laughingsquid.com/you-suck-at-photoshop-unm ...
Source article:
http://www.time.com/time/business/article/0,8599,1 ...- markhimself, on 07/26/2008, -0/+4Wait, you mean it's really NOT Dane Cook? Well, that just made this 10x more enjoyable to watch.
- Swarms, on 07/26/2008, -3/+5The comedy has worn off for me (same joke over and over with the annoying breathing), but the tutorials are still great.
- josepablos, on 07/26/2008, -4/+2thewebsiteisdown.com is the new num. 1
- aaarrrggghhh, on 07/26/2008, -11/+1What a boring dog pile, good function but jeez feel the ego luke, and the suicide voice is so damn irritating.
It's not actually funny people, put the mouse down and go outside for a little while, meet some real people, find some real humour- flashback99, on 07/26/2008, -5/+1yep ego can make an otherwise good video grate like a bitch. Just cos something is funny once doesnt mean its funny forever.
- Fortyseven, on 07/26/2008, -0/+3Wow, could you douche up that comment a little more?
- DirtySanch, on 07/26/2008, -1/+10"...is that how your week went? Yeah mine too. So lets wash that down with some photoshop"
- thetron, on 07/26/2008, -0/+1For some reason they reduce donnie shows to every two weeks. Not every week :(
- worldnick, on 07/26/2008, -1/+1Awesome stuff.
- graffindude, on 07/26/2008, -2/+2Who is Donnie or Ronnie or whatever ?
- MtheoryX, on 07/26/2008, -0/+1lrn2google:
http://www.google.com/search?q=donnie%20photoshop
Not your personal search engine. - nickbarber, on 07/26/2008, -0/+1Just watch the other videos.
- MtheoryX, on 07/26/2008, -0/+1lrn2google:
- sfcaptainrob, on 07/26/2008, -0/+2This one is one of the best one's in a while. The last one where he was talking like his dad kind of sucked.
- cowisgood, on 07/26/2008, -0/+1Okay
- Urbanninja622, on 07/26/2008, -1/+413? How the hell did I miss 12?
- darkcompass, on 07/26/2008, -0/+1This is awesome how he explains things in photoshop - but after seeing the whole series of shows, it makes me wonder if there is any truth in whats going on.
- MtheoryX, on 07/26/2008, -0/+2What the hell does that even mean?
You seriously think this is a real person, and the situation with the wife and kid is real?
My god, welcome to the internets.
- MtheoryX, on 07/26/2008, -0/+2What the hell does that even mean?
- itsthebrod, on 07/26/2008, -4/+3So it's a simple Photoshop tutorial that could've been explained in 20 seconds without the lame and unfunny "jokes." Wonderful.
- wafflepiano, on 07/26/2008, -5/+1http://pleasestopemailingyourdonniephotostometryin ...
Darn, doesn't work.- proghead, on 07/26/2008, -0/+2http://tryingtobecomewebfamous.com/
how on earth is that parked? - frostpoint, on 07/26/2008, -0/+6http://pleasestopemailingyourronniephotostometryin ...
- wafflepiano, on 07/27/2008, -0/+1Sorry, my bad.
- proghead, on 07/26/2008, -0/+2http://tryingtobecomewebfamous.com/
- proghead, on 07/26/2008, -0/+1its gonna be a good season...
- Bcodms, on 07/26/2008, -0/+0I would like to baby make three with the blonde in the True ad in the upper right hand corner.
- PatrickBatem4n, on 07/26/2008, -4/+1not funny
- magnus3994, on 07/26/2008, -6/+1These videos suck and they're just annoying with all the breathing sounds and whining.
- jinkop38, on 07/26/2008, -0/+1If you observe well, a lot of photoshop trainers that populate the web are more or less at the same evolutionary stage.
- diggityschuagg, on 07/26/2008, -0/+0OMG, they DID rub my tummy.
- andy69fox, on 07/26/2008, -0/+1wife makes it sound more brutal. ^_^
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