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Top 40 Demotivational Posters

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  • NuchDog, on 10/29/2007, -19/+161HERE COMES THE FURY!!1!!
  • TheFoshizzler, on 10/10/2007, -20/+3http://archive.vexingviews.com/motivation/
  • dynacrylic, on 10/10/2007, -13/+3Ah the duckies and the turtle :(
  • KickAss1504, on 10/19/2007, -28/+93***** it. I'm too lazy to think of a good comment.
    • Nougat, on 10/19/2007, -7/+26Again, peopledigging that down, RTFA.
    • Switchnig, on 10/29/2007, -20/+4to* lazy
      • Fitness03, on 10/10/2007, -4/+9Dude it's "too lazy" not "to lazy"

        If you're gonna correct language, do it right!
        • Switchnig, on 10/29/2007, -0/+7the joke was that they got it wrong in the article, you ***** moron
      • xadhominemx, on 10/10/2007, -5/+7no, too is correct
      • kevinwiz, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2***** it, I'm too lazy to think of an insult.
  • Onimal, on 10/19/2007, -18/+3OLD INTERNET MEMES - Can 'ya digg it?
    • meatmcguffin, on 10/19/2007, -3/+22Just rename Digg to Diggchan and be done with it
      • stonr2, on 10/19/2007, -4/+2a digg chan might not be such a bad idea. Include some SFW boards, /g/, /apple/, etc..

        think of the ad revenue!
  • mashlin, on 10/10/2007, -5/+8http://despair.com/
  • luket13, on 10/10/2007, -4/+99The much better originals: http://despair.com/indem.html
    • Tenoq, on 10/10/2007, -1/+10Yeah... and the originals are actually demotivational. These are just (arguably) funny posters. :P
  • Jnewell43, on 10/10/2007, -4/+22mirror - 1999
  • hoganman, on 10/10/2007, -24/+7Stolen from ebaumsworld!
    • digginghacker, on 10/10/2007, -5/+20isn't that the site that did that raid on habbo hotel?
    • chessimp, on 10/19/2007, -4/+36Stolen from ebaumsworld, isn't that a contradiction in terms?
      • Nougat, on 10/10/2007, -0/+15The word you were looking for is 'oxymoron.'
      • mrFREEZE, on 10/10/2007, -1/+8The words you are looking for are "LURK MOAR".
    • itsmarcus, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Most of the bloggers do that. But when will people learn to provide proper attribution to creators.
  • digginghacker, on 10/10/2007, -18/+5rules 1&2 moar
  • bkings, on 10/10/2007, -20/+3Rules 1 and 2
    • shortarabguy, on 10/10/2007, -1/+6The nature what you cling to so much is that the good work which you idolize will be made mainstream and stolen from your community. Such is the fate of all good things. Be happy that soccer moms aren't finding their way to your community and getting in an uproar, forcing moot to shut down.
      TL;DR get over it, this ***** had to be put in the open, and it's better than getting the site shut down.
      • RAEP, on 10/10/2007, -2/+3is this copypasta?
        • Asidic, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Most likely, since it includes soccer moms and a TL;DR reply to a 2-word, 2-digit post.
          • shortarabguy, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2It basically is. People ask the same damn thing every single day in countless threads on that site, and they all act like it's some amazing new thing that they're all just realizing.
  • itsrkd, on 10/10/2007, -9/+0ahaha those are just straight up awesome
  • jwd2213, on 10/10/2007, -3/+9hmm free candy? well it seems legit enough for me to climb into that van
  • TheIinLive, on 10/10/2007, -1/+28i didn't get the last one, can someone explain it as sarcastically as possible while still remaining coherent and nice.

    • GreenxGiraffe, on 10/10/2007, -1/+9All I know is that if I were to carry all that beer by myself, nobody would be drinking it except me.
    • ONELOVE23, on 10/10/2007, -2/+67I will be nice. If you divide by 0, in programming, you get an "overflow error". Nerd humor, but good.
      • FinalSword22, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Ohhhh, hahahah, I can't believe I didn't get that!
      • gfnw, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2No, when you divide by 0 you get OH SHI-
    • elnerdo, on 10/10/2007, -9/+2"can someone explain it as sarcastically as possible while still remaining coherent and nice."
      No.
    • kodomosuki, on 10/10/2007, -9/+4MURK LOAR
    • perral1, on 10/10/2007, -1/+6Go type 1/0 into a calculator. You can't divide by zero - it just doesn't work.
      An alternative way of putting it:
      "Black holes are where God divided by zero."
      I don't remember exactly who i got that quote from (I think it was a quote in a forum sig that said it was "anonymous"), so I'm sorry for the lack of credit.
    • YourDoom123, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2actually, its not a programming joke... just take a function f(x) that has a common factor in the numerator and the denominator. When you graph it, you get a "hole", cause that point should be there, but in that case your dividing by zero.
    • resplence, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1That's what dividing by zero does.
  • Flamekebab, on 10/10/2007, -1/+69Submitters need to stop using "Top" in their titles. Sensationalism for teh lose.
  • SteeleyDan, on 10/10/2007, -1/+5Figured that would be the same ones which are always on here, but I actually hadn't seen some of those before.
  • Skanadian, on 10/19/2007, -16/+7Oh god. Demotivational? They're called motivational posters because it's humorous that they aren't motivational. Also, buried because of lame Pic spam.
  • mikefitz2, on 10/10/2007, -0/+53sorry but i dont count 40 posters...
  • Flamekebab, on 10/17/2007, -9/+6http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/1073/comedysmnt2. ...
    • hpfreak26, on 10/10/2007, -3/+4Wow. A link to a picture already found in the article. And without a witty comment, or at least an insult. Yours is truly not a digg post.
  • neoform, on 10/10/2007, -0/+11When can I expect to see the day there's a headline on Digg/Reddit saying "Top 10 Top 10 List" .. ?
  • esotericguy, on 10/10/2007, -5/+23ok, i've seen these atleast 5 times in the past week! ENOUGH IS TOO MUCH!
    (reddit/digg)
  • notsosmart, on 10/19/2007, -3/+8Still funny. even the third time.
  • missingnoh4x, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Nowhere near the top 40, but they were still pretty funny.
  • Reaperducer, on 10/19/2007, -3/+17Buried as Spam for stealing someone else's content and passing it off as your own.
    • Rosco, on 10/10/2007, -4/+2You dumb ass, show me where in the article does it say he is claiming these are "his" posters? Next time, RTFA.
  • schavira, on 10/10/2007, -5/+4sage
  • skyfire1, on 10/10/2007, -2/+32Digg, bringing you recycled cpntent on the interweb ever since 4chan.
  • elitexero, on 10/10/2007, -1/+5They were great, the first time, maybe a little the second time, but now it's been around the internet more than Jenna Jameson - getting a bit ridiculous
  • tdskate, on 10/10/2007, -3/+2This made my day. Dugg.
  • identifiedlogo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6YOU SOB, you just divided by Zero, didnt you? lol
  • c0baltfish, on 10/10/2007, -1/+10How are 4 ninjas hiding in a living room or bunnies driving cars demotivating?
    • Acglaphotis, on 10/10/2007, -2/+3Because you can't see the ninjas. As for the bunnies, think about it.
    • Acglaphotis, on 10/10/2007, -6/+2Because you can't see the ninjas. As for the bunnies, think about it.
  • Sentinel, on 10/10/2007, -0/+8Wow, those work really well. I was going to get up and clean the house, but now I've been inspired to keep sitting here doing nothing.
  • ZigVicious, on 11/01/2007, -3/+6http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/8594/jailbait4x ...
  • melonhedd, on 10/19/2007, -3/+6Unfunny blogspam
  • Arcotik, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5Divided by zero = Best one.
  • bingobongony, on 10/23/2007, -3/+4This particular FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: crap has been submitted at least 5 tims in the last 3 weeks alone.
  • MrShak, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0Fail. That's why you always get picked last, fatty.
    That always makes me laugh. Though I've seen many elsewhere, great post.
  • bingobongony, on 10/19/2007, -17/+0There is honestly not one single one in that whole list of 40 that anyone with a 5th grade education or higher should consider even remotely funny.
  • DJCult, on 10/19/2007, -0/+6The only one I like is the Mom's Minivan: Less Conformist Than The Bus
  • essjay, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3My favourite de-motivational poster has always been "The harder you try the faster you fail". Now that's proper de-motivational talk, not this unfunny blogspam.
  • Slungsolow, on 10/21/2007, -1/+8I can't wait to see these again next week!
  • mpn401, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3The Desperation one made me cry. :'(
  • voetsjoeba, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Ugh, I hate it when people try to come up with their own wanna-be demotivational posters. You end up with spelling errors on them (I'm to lazy to find a good picture?).
  • FadieZ, on 10/10/2007, -0/+10Damn it, I spent all day looking for those damn ninjas.
  • holyskeleton, on 10/10/2007, -3/+2the curiosity girl and the paladin girl would be great for a 3-some.
  • mshea, on 10/10/2007, -1/+15I posted it before but the Fatherhood pic was a pic I actually took years ago at my friend's house. That is my friend Matt with my friend Mark's boy Trevor. I think all we did was drive around but the poster sure is funny. This is a great example of how things on the internet roll and roll. I have no idea how anyone found that pic.
  • uziko, on 10/19/2007, -3/+4it was funny the first time now it's lame as *****
  • Quote737, on 10/10/2007, -1/+6My favorite was the face recognition one it's the only one that made me LOL.
  • rlbond86, on 10/19/2007, -6/+5You submitted this EXACT story already, tard.
    http://digg.com/design/Top_40_Demotivational_Poste ...
    stfu
    • rockouttomcr, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4actually big shooter.
      that was my retarded ass and my slow computer accidentally submitting the story twice, how digg let that happen i have no idea....sorry for the inconvenience
  • redwards, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5AHAHAHAHAHAHA

    The ENVY poster is my buddy's corvette. Two of my friends did that to it and snapped a shot, posted it on our car enthusiast forum. We just recently saw this. Hilarious how your photos get around.
  • Banshie, on 10/10/2007, -6/+1***** or gtfo
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