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Top 10 Coolest Doormats

productdose.com — Whether you're a geek, an @$$#ole, or simply want to make a unique impression on anyone entering your place, this list of awesome doormats has you covered.

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  • zman14321, on 10/12/2007, -9/+47011101110110010
    1011011000110
    00110110111101
    10110101100101
    • masgrada, on 10/12/2007, -35/+8Wow.. i'm lisdexic. I read that^ as holocost. o.0
    • maglob, on 10/12/2007, -45/+601010000 01110101 01110100 01110100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01000100 01101001 01100111 01100111 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01101101 01100101 01101110 01110100 01110011 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110110 01100101 01110010 01111001 00100000 01110011 01100001 01100100 00100001 00100110 00100011 00110110 00110101 00110101 00110011 00110011 00111011
    • bmeckel, on 10/12/2007, -30/+1if ur really dislexsic than what does dna stand for.
      national dislexsic association.
    • davidhildreth, on 10/12/2007, -17/+3i'll stick with my "rental sweet rental" thank you
    • aforsberg, on 10/12/2007, -9/+077 65 6c 63 6f 6d 65

      I can do that, too!
    • Woodpecker, on 10/12/2007, -4/+38How about a doormat that spells out, "Nice shoes. Wanna *****?"
    • resplence, on 10/12/2007, -2/+15http://www.productdose.com/images/custom/doormats/warrant.jpg

      I really liked this one but I wouldn't use it fearing that someone eventually would, indeed, come back with a warrant.
    • estvir, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5The 127.0.0.1 was perfect.
    • MelroseMan, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6Don't tell Jim Carrey there are 23 0's.
    • negativefx, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4#1: paris hilton
    • OwdenBowden, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Have the "GO AWAY" mat and it works like a charm
  • 965473, on 10/12/2007, -16/+4i like the come back w/ a warrent
  • Illuminati, on 10/12/2007, -19/+1Haha, I thought the title said Doomates.
    • Illuminati, on 10/12/2007, -5/+1DOOOOOOM MATESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
  • flanagonzales, on 10/12/2007, -30/+3'Feck off' does *not* just mean '***** off' in an Irish tongue. 'Feck' is a more playful (perhaps less offensive) version of everybody's favorite curseword.

    'Feck off' is nicer.
  • CompIsMyRx, on 10/12/2007, -20/+5How about this as a doormat
    9f5d2cb08473236c270a375c4f6ec91d
    MD5 hash of "Welcome. Geek lives here."
    • Lorian, on 10/12/2007, -13/+2Should be SHA-1.
    • CompIsMyRx, on 10/12/2007, -14/+3Here you go then
      30470e8d906d9ba22a594772f5790ebb296e157e
    • pixas, on 10/12/2007, -3/+36erhm, bad idea to have a MD5 based doormat, collisions can after all occur.
  • harvinator24, on 10/12/2007, -4/+37http://www.duggmirror.com/design/Top_10_Coolest_Doormats/
    • seanc6610, on 10/12/2007, -13/+1ah the mirror isn't even working for me.
      all i can see is the 127.0.0.1 mat image.
    • Seth024, on 10/12/2007, -9/+16For the firefox users who can't see beyond the 127.0.0.1 mat, you'll have to use another brower (IE and Opera work fine).
    • Kickersny, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9I just disabled the stylesheet and it worked fine.
    • jjk5, on 10/12/2007, -1/+15View it with no stylesheet, that worked for me.

      (in Firefox: View -> Page Style -> No Style)
  • neutrascrub, on 10/12/2007, -4/+2i'd go with spaceinvaders
  • standrum, on 10/12/2007, -2/+21i thought the title said 'coolest' - good luck trying to bring a girl home
    • Insignian, on 10/12/2007, -1/+29If you get a girl close enough to your house to read the mat I think that your pretty much in at that point.
    • pjsk8, on 10/12/2007, -6/+1@Insignian:

      What if the doormat reads "Turn around and run. Now. This guy's a douche." ?


      I've seen like three in my neighborhood. No joke.
  • CycloneNimrod, on 10/12/2007, -5/+1Welcome To Timeouts isnt on there..
  • nonanull, on 10/12/2007, -3/+16fully working mirror:

    http://duggmirror.com//design/Top_10_Coolest_Doormats/plain.html
  • exoendo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3the mat at the very top says 'welcome?'
    • royall64, on 10/12/2007, -1/+10I can't imagine why it would say that.
    • spadin, on 10/12/2007, -6/+1When people say something is written in binary, does it always mean it's using ascii codes? That 'welcome' mat is pretty cool though.
  • Funnahman, on 10/12/2007, -5/+0You can find a top 10 list for anything these days....
  • rafikiro, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8Thats interesting did a Binary to english translation lol Welcome nice but the wife wont go for it took me a while to explain what binary was and she still didnt quite get it
  • derder89, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6GO AWAY
  • rocktopotomus, on 10/12/2007, -4/+2I bought mine at bath and body works. it says in bold letters "Leave"
    I love it, but I love the fact that a store that caters mostly to women had such an abrasive doormat. =]
  • toebitus, on 10/12/2007, -5/+0see below
  • toebitus, on 10/12/2007, -5/+0moms presant from her boy,x-mas time
  • Flamekebab, on 10/12/2007, -4/+2I think the only one I actually liked was "Come back with a warrant"..
  • ricerfuel, on 10/12/2007, -4/+0one that oozed dog poo would be the best one, just leave out when on holiday hehe oh the evil!!!
  • britkev1, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2Mine just says 'Leave'. That's how I roll.
  • jaynedoe, on 10/12/2007, -6/+1dugg for the bush one
  • NoFunBradley, on 10/12/2007, -4/+4Like the "Come Back with a Warrant" one.
  • Gameflyer, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11What, no "jump to conclusions" mat?
  • spikepeck, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2http://www.suck.uk.com/product.php?rangeID=66

    Amazing by far.
  • IntellEJent, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8Did anyone else look up the barcode on the barcode doormat in the UPC database? Its description:
    You're as nerdy as I am checking the barcode on the barcode mat
  • thebrokenlight, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6My favorite:

    "HI. I'M MAT"
    • DaNKBuDZ, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2thats ***** hillarious. where can i get one
  • jonson45, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Clearly this one should have made the list:

    http://www.dajodi.com/*****.jpg
  • kshitijb, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4the one which reads 'Come In' on reading from one side and 'Go away' when reading from the opposite side is cool.
  • jamesvaughn, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2I actually have the binary one. My friends wipe their knees on it too.
  • morriscat, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Surprised none of this persons (http://www.slashchick.com/) ex-boyfriends made the doormat list..
  • touch0ph, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1My doormat just says "Leave."
  • floorman56, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1What? No "Nice Underwear"
  • PriceComparison, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0You can preorder the Go Away Come In Doormats at http://www.goawaydoormats.com
  • Lizlovesadam, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1These are clever. I like.
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