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The geekiest pants... ever?

vouspensez.com — Designer Erik De Nijs, has stitched together this eye catching pair of jeans. Built into the knees are a pair of crotch rocking speakers, around the back you have the added convenience of a back pocket for your “mouse”, for you gamers, there is a joystick controller located just behind the front zipper, and there is a keyboard across the lap.

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  • Soulbow2, on 04/22/2008, -2/+22And there is a joystick behind the front zipper.
  • humansky, on 04/22/2008, -1/+2Where's the disk drive?
  • dontaskagain, on 04/22/2008, -2/+23This idea is fundamentally flawed, whats the point on searching for porn with your pants on?
  • Sharkee, on 04/22/2008, -0/+10I'd like to see the angry German kid use that keyboard
  • mister711, on 04/22/2008, -2/+3Does it vibrate?
    • SonicRush, on 04/23/2008, -0/+2Of course it does. I mean a rumble pack is practically standard on keyboards these days... why wouldn't it vibrate?
  • FizzanoMatrix, on 04/23/2008, -0/+2Compatible with rerouted packet encapsulation drivers? Probably not.
  • OMNOMNOM, on 04/23/2008, -0/+0I would wear those to school.
  • zenithmbr, on 04/23/2008, -0/+2the only way i'm getting these is if they jerk off FOR you.
    • 89vision, on 04/23/2008, -0/+2You have to download a separate firefox add-on for that.
  • amanilaenvelope, on 04/23/2008, -0/+9so in order for me to masturbate , i would have to type "fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap" multiple times then?
    • spammishking, on 04/23/2008, -1/+2more like space 'ctl' 'alt' 'alt' unless you're hung from the 'a' key to the 'p' key
  • diggface5000, on 04/23/2008, -0/+2If he was truly innovative, he'd have turned the keyboard the opposite direction and called it an internet cafe. See if there are any takers...
  • Princeamor, on 04/23/2008, -6/+1Great Invention! This really is the future.
  • rovsky, on 04/23/2008, -0/+6from the back it just looks like you are playing with yourself...
  • Froderick, on 04/23/2008, -4/+1"The *COOLEST* pants... ever?"

    There, fixed it for you.
  • Nashxsaysx, on 04/23/2008, -1/+3I´ve been looking for a way to type & masturbate at the same time.
  • Dunhamzzz, on 04/23/2008, -2/+2.......FAIL
  • smacksaw, on 04/23/2008, -0/+2I don't even want to know where you plug in the thumbdrives...
  • arrrapirate, on 04/23/2008, -0/+2this would actually be a great pair of pants if not for that atrocious keyboard in the front. i really like the orange-on-brown circuit board pattern
  • CrudeDarkness, on 04/23/2008, -0/+2Thank God that I lost respect in humanity a long time ago.
  • diggstown, on 04/23/2008, -0/+1"Hey baby, wanna type on my keyboard?"
  • TheKingInYellow, on 04/23/2008, -0/+1i don't think i'd say these are the "geekiest" pants. they're definitely stupid.
  • say592, on 04/24/2008, -0/+1I want to buy some of those. You know, for a gag.

    Yeah, a gag...

    If I could afford them, I would buy them as a gag, but I know I would totally wear them. Thats how true geeks sport their colors.
  • iDanny, on 04/24/2008, -0/+3Where can you get these and how much do they cost?
  • BenO169, on 04/24/2008, -0/+1Great way to pick up chicks at a LAN party.
  • axeugene69, on 04/25/2008, -1/+0How the hell do you wash the Semen out after?
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