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Keep Your Pussy Off The Keyboard

uk.gizmodo.com — Pet lovers may make something out of this latest pet-related offering, designed to keep kitty away from your technology but still close to hand.

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  • dolphus, on 04/13/2008, -33/+9Hilarious. Thanks!
  • AmericanGunner, on 04/13/2008, -50/+8cats suck. lolcats on the other hand, now theyre awesome.
    • buzzkilled, on 04/13/2008, -2/+24Ceiling cat does not approve, you either love all of his children or you die.
    • Patori, on 04/14/2008, -1/+1Fanny Dooly likes sheep, but hates lamb.
  • TacticalPenguin, on 04/13/2008, -39/+13Everyone knows digg users don't have pussies, of their own or of a friend.
    • Chris4, on 04/14/2008, -0/+1Coming from someone registered on Digg?
  • Alix7, on 04/13/2008, -23/+9But...my pussy loves the keyboard
  • quez, on 04/13/2008, -16/+115I don't see any puss-
    Oh! I see what you did there! You're hilarious!
  • Jarasmen, on 04/13/2008, -23/+9But I love it when my pussy smears all over the keyboard...
    • Jarasmen, on 04/13/2008, -2/+1Awww, if I weren't a dude, you'd all be like "woah that's hot" :(
  • Pixelante, on 04/13/2008, -10/+193Get your pussy off the keyboard and onto my joystick.
    • negativenancy, on 04/13/2008, -13/+6bestiality :(

      Poor kitty.
    • rpgmaker, on 04/13/2008, -6/+9A really NSFW image struck up in my mind when I read the title of this digg.
      • Slade605, on 04/13/2008, -1/+14I think that is the reason it made front page.
    • moonym, on 04/13/2008, -7/+24Get your joystick off of the pussy and onto my keyboard.
      • bobkingof12vs, on 04/13/2008, -3/+3get your keyboard off my pussy and onto my joystick
        • specialK16, on 04/13/2008, -4/+2Get your pussy off my keyboard.*
        • redneckblues, on 04/13/2008, -1/+4Get the pussy off the keyboard and put the keyboard on your head.
      • tapeworm77, on 04/14/2008, -1/+1I'm not your buddy, fwiend!
    • jackal42, on 04/13/2008, -1/+7hmmmm......Vibrating keyboard??? Im, gonna be rich
      //runs down to the copyright office
  • reepax, on 04/13/2008, -5/+29the before and after shot is on par with most 4 am tv advertisement shows
    • h0ms4r, on 04/13/2008, -5/+6You mean "infomercials."
    • ross., on 04/13/2008, -0/+16But she's not even waving her hands in the air in frustration.
      • tippmann1, on 04/13/2008, -1/+13Oh dear where did I park my car??? ohh thats right, I recorded my voice on a cheap piece of ***** voice recorder saying "D-5" because I'm a senile old lady who shouldn't be allowed to drive because I can't remember where in the hell I parked! what a life saver.
        • rasterbator, on 04/14/2008, -0/+1should she really even be DRIVING?!
  • jameshighmore, on 04/13/2008, -8/+18Hilarious as it looks, being a cat owner I would gladly invest in this product. Say what you will about cats, but a lot of them do like to feel "involved" in human life and more often than not that means them trying to type their memoirs while you're working.
    • gutistg, on 04/13/2008, -1/+20Really, you think that this device would serve some purpose to you? I'm pretty sure your cat will just walk all over your keyboard anyway.
      • vanityneverlies, on 04/13/2008, -0/+4no matter what i do my cat always walks around on my keyboard so no strange little bed would make her stop, she just likes to be in my way plain and simple.
        • sexybobo, on 04/13/2008, -0/+3I have an old desk with a draw for a page feed printer. I put a cat bed in there and there and leave it open my cat feels close enough with out bothering me. She hates when i close the draw with her still in it when i think she has left
      • Kyan, on 04/13/2008, -0/+3Just invest in the USB pillow warmer for the kitty in the wintertime.
      • jiveturkeyblues, on 04/13/2008, -0/+1my cat loves boxes so deeply, i'm sure she'd navigate to this box to be near me while i'm at my computer
      • rasterbator, on 04/14/2008, -0/+1I had the distinct displeasure of troubleshooting a work mate's PowerMac a few years back. She lived in SF (near the coast), and owned a cat who loved her Mac. Let's just say that pussy fur can get in every nook and cranny of a CPU, and leave it at that…
    • hollyminkowski, on 04/13/2008, -0/+1My kitty is constantly up and on my keyboard... I just wonder if this would work?
      Cats are funny about such things... I buy nice toys and all she will play with is empty grocery bags, she just loves them.
    • jamesdew, on 04/13/2008, -0/+1I dont think this would work. I dont have a cat any more (it died sniff) but my cat would only sit on my keyboard when I was using it. I think it is more about sitting on something you are paying attention to rather than the desire to actually sit on your keyboard.
  • breezytrees, on 04/13/2008, -9/+3...
  • EvilBaby, on 04/13/2008, -0/+60so the magical box on the side of my desk is going to stop my cats love obsession with my keyboard?
    • brad3378, on 04/13/2008, -0/+16I think there's supposed to be a second keyboard inside the box for the cat to ***** on.
      • vanityneverlies, on 04/13/2008, -1/+1maybe then my cat would go for it lol
  • zaii7, on 04/13/2008, -16/+4/insert witty comment about how diggers don't have to worry about pussy
  • Kazanoe, on 04/13/2008, -5/+181The cat will still lay across the keyboard. Just to spite you. It's how cats work.
    • StephenCIreland, on 04/13/2008, -0/+23then put the keyboard in the box and type there :)
    • stonebear, on 04/13/2008, -0/+7Not spite; jealousy. A subtle way of telling you to lock the keyboard and give up some lovin.
    • coresnake, on 04/14/2008, -0/+2o hai i was just writin u an email
  • PeTeRZz, on 04/13/2008, -11/+6wait...why is this on digg again?

    • BradBrown, on 04/13/2008, -0/+3...because Digg is the closet thing the Intraweb (tm) has to cable access television. If we don't get our infomercials on Digg, where will we get them?
    • vanityneverlies, on 04/13/2008, -2/+3if you don't get the pun, why are you on digg?
  • iatethecake, on 04/13/2008, -3/+9did anyone else...
  • ryanwhitham, on 04/13/2008, -2/+8But she's still typing ...
  • h0ward, on 04/13/2008, -1/+12Sometimes a cat on the keyboard can be a good thing.. Look what happened to Dexter Douglass, nerd computer ace.
    • coresnake, on 04/14/2008, -0/+1DA DA DA DA DA DADA FREAKAZOID FREAKAZOID
  • Zreitan, on 04/13/2008, -2/+13Pussy shelf?
    • ep53, on 04/13/2008, -0/+2... I know ive got one, but have you?
    • aristotle0dude, on 04/14/2008, -0/+1Well it's better than putting it on a pedestal.
  • Acglaphotis, on 04/13/2008, -9/+3Deceptive title : (.
  • 533n, on 04/13/2008, -8/+5I don't know if I'm the only one but after reading the title I had some weird mental pictures
  • spykez, on 04/13/2008, -7/+2What a poor bunch of comments.
  • kru1e, on 04/13/2008, -3/+9that cat is levitating!
    • OpticalLiam, on 04/13/2008, -0/+2I imagine it has tiny cat sized levers which the cat controls with its paws as it flys around the room
  • superspud, on 04/13/2008, -7/+8912qdqd1wwwwwwwwwwwwww
    • koko775, on 04/13/2008, -2/+2[delete]
      Check out superspud
      Nerd computer ace
      Went surfing on the internet
      And was zapped to cyberspace

      (if you don't get it, you probably weren't born yet)
    • KMartSheriff, on 04/13/2008, -0/+3Well, since you put it like that...
    • narcofiche, on 04/13/2008, -0/+2I'm actually keeping note of all the messages my cat types while i'm away. I'm sure I'll decode them one day.
      On a side note, I just moved into a house with a third cat that doesn't get along with my two cats so I have to separate them. When I leave the room, my cats step on the keyboard until they hit the "Play" button to activate iTunes, thus forcing me to come back to the room to turn it off. Clever pussies.
    • graemee, on 04/13/2008, -1/+2Lol I had a comment in http://digg.com/xbox/PS3_360_Cry_Engine_2_to_Look_ ...
      that the cat laid her head on the keypad just as I was going to finish it. I left it in for laughs.
    • patch6, on 04/14/2008, -0/+1cat-like typing detected
  • dman24752, on 04/13/2008, -4/+11It'll work until your cat gets bored lying there and decides to lie on your keyboard. BTW, WTF is up with digg's current obsession with cats? I'm beginning to feel a little creepy looking at cute cat stuff all day. Maybe it's just me?
  • gravityboard, on 04/13/2008, -5/+1I keep looking for the tag that says this was posted on april 1st. Honestly, this is a real invention?
  • FlameAlpha, on 04/13/2008, -7/+1lame...
  • canthraxp, on 04/13/2008, -0/+36-Open drawer
    -Stuff pillow inside
    => Cheap cat bed that can be hidden.

    The title was great anyway.
    • identitymatrix, on 04/13/2008, -0/+19Haha you keep your cat in a drawer?
  • battleroyalex, on 04/13/2008, -2/+12dugg for hot chick
    • XXXXXXXXXXXXXX, on 04/13/2008, -1/+3where?
      • Jonmad17, on 04/14/2008, -0/+1The beautiful lady right next to the cat. You sardonic humor makes you look like a douchebag.
        • medic556, on 04/14/2008, -0/+1BAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!! Great visual there... I really needed a laugh today- thanks!
  • freshgrease, on 04/13/2008, -4/+8I don't mind pussies all over my keyboard as long as they clean up after we are through.
  • zerhynn, on 04/13/2008, -1/+8So basically keep your pussy just within arms reach for when you want it.
  • gravityboard, on 04/13/2008, -5/+4I'm going to throw this out there: If anyone says "I can haz keebord?" digg users will collectively rise up and stab you in the face through the internets.
    • adhocadhoc, on 04/13/2008, -0/+2gravityboard can haz retorikal coment.
    • Kyan, on 04/13/2008, -0/+1Don't be silly. Keyboard is not spelled with two e's.
  • subversive1, on 04/13/2008, -2/+6My cats sit on top of my mini fridge which is conveniently located next to my computer desk.Yes it is stocked with beer,which kind of explains some of my drunken tirades in the comments section =P
  • Kakemonster, on 04/13/2008, -4/+3The pussy is using the force!
  • cnot3, on 04/13/2008, -5/+26NO KITTY THATS A BAD MISTER KITTAY!
  • studdenfadden, on 04/13/2008, -3/+8Why would anyone buy something that keeps pussy off their computer?
  • santaliqueur, on 04/13/2008, -4/+5im on ur keebord makin u bye stuf 4 it
  • Paktu, on 04/13/2008, -5/+7Buried as inaccurate. Most digg users aren't getting any pussy in the first place. Especially not at their keyboards.
    • beankitty, on 04/13/2008, -1/+1lololol
    • vanityneverlies, on 04/13/2008, -0/+3thank you for stating the obvious here.
      and also, my bf would let me know where near his keyboard, he loves it too much.
  • 4321234, on 04/13/2008, -4/+2Great. For the rest of the day, I won't be able to think of anything but pussy.
  • D14BL0, on 04/13/2008, -1/+3It looks like it's about to fall off the desk. :(

    Hang in there, kitty!
  • kirakun, on 04/13/2008, -6/+3It's stories like this one becoming frontpage, that loses my faith in digg. Ok, I take that back -- it's the digg *community* that I lost faith in.
  • warrensil, on 04/13/2008, -1/+4Can anybody tell me why the box the cat is in is floating in the air?
  • phyx726, on 04/13/2008, -1/+6Oh, I'll keep that pussy off....sigh nevermind
  • neko, on 04/13/2008, -1/+5Silliness. The cat is not lying on your keyboard because it is comfortable, the cat lies on your keyboard because you are paying more attention to the keyboard than you are to the cat.

    Same deal with newspapers.
  • rsm5068, on 04/13/2008, -3/+3perfect gift for my cousin
  • shyla, on 04/13/2008, -1/+1my cat laughs at your stupid computer desk cat bed
  • darkfate, on 04/13/2008, -1/+2I leave another keyboard next to the one I actually use. I season it with a little catnip. Haven't had a problem with him sitting on my keyboard since.
  • ColonelJessup, on 04/13/2008, -1/+2Like Rosie O'Donell at a bisexual bridal shower.
  • pofecks, on 04/13/2008, -5/+2Gotta digg this one. I don't really care for cats myself, but I find the idea amusing. I've got a few more pics of this contraption on my blog.

    http://allmynonsense.com/2008/04/kit-in-box-keeps- ...
    • Ender008, on 04/13/2008, -0/+1I'm stuck between digging you down for blogspam, or digging you up for useful information. Dammit.
  • isiz, on 04/13/2008, -2/+1Cats would never go for this.
    • boombotz, on 04/13/2008, -0/+0very true, it would probably make my cat want to sit on my keyboard even more, i'm certain of it
  • s4g4n, on 04/13/2008, -0/+1Get your box off the joystick and onto my keyboard. "heads explode"
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